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madame masters, "practice what your preaching"
you have been taught very well daughter.

I've come to realize that "am" is the new "i'm" and "your" is the new "you're"

olodo.

and seun a big f, uck you for reactivating this account, kindly ban me again, you big b, itch.

instincts tell me, you'll either delete this post, or modify it, you asinine.

yes ma'am your turn

lol okay it's the silence goes away.

I own a parrot store. If I put in a parrot per cage, I have one parrot too many. If I put in two parrots per cage, I have one too many cage. How many parrots and cages have I?

easy. I won't answer it.

OH yeah, juice with your boy 2pac and them

Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown.

wetin i be

shouldn\'t it hens laying eggs not cocks?

Scar Face

Say Hello to my little friend

10 tons of gold is heavier cute-ass , there was nothing deceitful about the bolded text, I guess it still threw you off though.


anyway post one.

take it from mike tyson, he\'s done it all:

\"Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn\'t have a cent. \"

\"I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get sex without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail? \"

\"I know why they don\'t like me because they want the money I have. \"

\"Money! It\'s all about money. Before, I had money but no understanding of money, so they didn\'t care.\"

Mike Tyson

1st one: because 144 * 2 = 288, so it\'s \"2 gross\"

second one:
only 1, because after one it is no longer empty.

now riddle me this:

which one weighs more

10 tons of gold or 10 pounds of wool

lol, that ain\'t right

whassup with all this double-standard


if you \"both\" exchanged numbers why does it have to be the guy who initiates all the moves, later you complain that he\'s too controlling, or he wants to make all the dcision.

lol cute-ass, she took the liberty of posting, I assumed that she was in love.

why shouldn\'t you ever mention the number \"288\" publicly?

how many oranges can you put in an empty basket?

there\'s only 4 hens overall.

and the second ridle\'s answer

lara had 50 naira while tanwa had 30 naira.
let me find another riddle

It\'s the whisper song, hey how you doin lil momma let me whisper in your ear,
that\'s nothing compared to too short, he\'s ***

jaybaby you\'re telling me you want me to pste the link to the clip? i didn\'t now u enjoy that stuff.

[To a female reporter] \"It\'s no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don\'t do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn\'t talk anymore, Unless you want to, you know.\"
\"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him.\"

My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I’m ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children, Praise be to Allah!

\"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They\'re just as good as dead.\"

\"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It\'s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.\"

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

\\\"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.\\\"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw47gXsDwjw - Haha, \\\"I broke my back,\\\" classic!
\\\"I\\\'ll fhuck you till you love me gays\\\" lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cFxWgLqHA&mode=related&search
\\\"All praise is to Allah, I\\\'ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I\\\'d fight him too.\\\"
\\\"I have some pain I\\\'m going to have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass.\\\"

i\\\'ll add more later: tyson\\\'s the funniest man alive.

so it\'s only been 2 days abi.

better 2 loose your pride 4 d 1 u love dan 2 loose d 1 u love because of pride, abeg call him.

There are 2 hens in front of 2 other hens.
There are 2 hens behind 2 other hens.
There are 2 hens beside 2 other hens.

how many hens are there?


,
lara gave tanwa as many naira as tanwa started out with.

tanwa then gave lara back as much as lara had left.

lara then gave tanwa as back as many naira as tanwa had left, which left lara broke and gave

tanwa a total of 80 naira.

How much did lara and tanwa have at the beginning?