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 Romance › Re: Describe The Worst Person You Ever Dated by femiero: 3:57pm On May 25, 2013 |
I dated this Ogun State girl. She graduated from UNILAG but based in Ibadan. I met her in Oyo State NYSC camp. I was running a medium scale business in camp at that time. She was so sweet when we met. She always resist and reject my sexual advances with the stiffest resistance she can muster.....She claimed to be a virgin "technically" because she hadn't had s*x for 6 months. She was always expecting me to buy her expensive and all but as a sharp guy, I did not do beyond my pocket. Then after a while she became abusive and insulting. She banned me from drinking alcohol but she takes alcohol whenever she goes out with her friend. She would scream at me if I asked of her whereabouts. She goes on dates with different (Lead City Uni/Ibadan) boys regularly. One of the boys called me a "Cattle Rearer" to my face. She gave me orders on how to pray and all. Whenever I try to resist her many controlling whims on me, she gets very insulting. She says things like "Look at your wretched self....", "Your mates are making money, you are here doing nonsense...", "I am going to jilt you very soon...", "I am way beyond your league...." etc, etc. Then suddenly I got a juicy job with an investment firm in Lagos (*speaking in tongues*). My starting salary was above 220k. Immediately I told her, she changed totally. She began picking my calls on the first ring, she uses "sir" when talking to me. She calls me like 20 times a day and all. Despite several pingings ooooh!! One day I just stopped picking her calls. I deleted her from my BBM. She started stalking me on facebook and writing on my wall. In one message she promised to have sex with me whenever I want it but I was beyond that already. She never appreciated me when I had little.   I still love her small sha........But we will never be together again. 21 Likes
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| Family › Re: Man In Search Of Ghost Finds Girlfriend Sleeping With Son by femiero: 5:38pm On May 23, 2013 |
maclatunji: Man Puts Cameras in House to Find Ghosts, but Instead, Catches Girlfriend Sleeping with His SonSare wa gba, ko gbeni wa.. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by femiero: 5:20pm On May 18, 2013 |
[quote author=ekt_bear]Watching season 3 episode 1 now. What on earth must Tyrion do to earn his father's love? This sh1t makes me sad. Seun says, "please note that anyone who posts spoilers will be permanently banned from this section.[/quote]
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Giving Your Wedding Night To God As A First Fruit Of Marriage? - No Intimacy by femiero: 5:38am On May 05, 2013 |
Why not give your first day ay=t your new job as offering to God by singing praise and worship at work all day long? The first day of marriage is not a fruit!! You pple keep bringing extraneous materials into Christianity!!!!!! Yvete: Just curious to know if anyone has done this? 8 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh In Her Teenage Years (Picture) by femiero: 6:36pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
Mobsync: LolIs this Tonto Dick ee? |
| Family › Re: Pastor In Court For Stealing Female Member's Underwear by femiero: 6:52am On Apr 23, 2013 |
overdrive: At first, the accused denied taking those underwears but later confessed that he actually took them. He said that he wanted to use them to pray for her, but denied taking the money," the prosecutor said.What kind of prayer is that  |
| Technology Market › Re: Unlimited Internet Sim Card That Work Every I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Nigeria by femiero: 9:42am On Apr 21, 2013 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Scientists Discovers New Element In Nigeria by femiero(op): 3:16pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
[quote author=T-smooth]C wetin unemployment they cause abeg.[/quote]So na unemployment drive you come NL... Sorry oo |
| Jokes Etc › Scientists Discovers New Element In Nigeria by femiero(op): 2:28pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE: Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Varies in weight. Physical properties: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care, 3. Very bitter when mishandled. Chemical properties: 1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable, 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. Nature: 1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone. Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the mirrors.[size=8pt][/size][size=8pt] |
| Romance › Top 23 Lies Told By Ladies by femiero(op): 5:33pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
1. I have a boyfriend but he is not in the country. 2. The lecturer called me but i did'nt answer 3. Am not bleaching my skin, my natural color is just coming out. 4. Am on my periods. 5. I went to visit a guy in Abuja, he gave me N50,000 but he did not even touch me 6. I don't love u because of your money. 7. He is just a friend. 8. I love u too!, 9) He is my cousin, i can even give you his no. 10) I don't like asking but it is just important, pls i need 70,000 naira for my school clearance. 11) The guy think i am like other girls, i can't go out with him not even for his money 12) I have dated just 3 guys in my life and they all cheated on me. 14) I will only chop his money and clean mouth, the guy can never get me he doesn't worth it. 15. I lost my v-i-r-ginity to a friend of mine who forced me against my wish 16. I went shopping with my aunty's husband! 17. Its not what you think,I can explain. 18. after my FIRST mistake where i was DECIEVED to loosing my virginty, i av vowed to make it MY ONLY mistake! I will never date anyone who will not marry me! Mind u, i refused guys since then, all u see around me are frnds and toasters! 19. You are the second guy i will ever be intimate with 20. He gave me 50k and didnt even touch me.....like seriously? 21. Yes, i slept in his house but nothing happened....sure we know 22. Trust me now, i didnt allow him do anything nasty when i visited him in Abuja ....oh really, may be he didnt get nasty anyway 23. I dont know why this girls are flaunting iPad's i dont like iPad its too big....girl i haerd you asking a dude how much a UK used iPad costs DO YOU HAVE ANY DISPUTE TO THOSE LIES?
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| Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Terry G With His Bodyguards by femiero: 8:55am On Apr 03, 2013 |
gunuvi: Even the bodyguards dey swag...dem no dey shame at all. And dem be person papa o..Those police wey dey stand for sun dey secure your life no be person papa? There is dignity in labour. They could have used their physical feature to commit crime but they have stuck to legitimate line of work. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: How Did Tinubu Become So Powerful? by femiero: 4:30am On Apr 03, 2013 |
So all the S/W governors, senators, House of Rep members are all Tinubu's relatives shey? If you have exhausted your rational thinking supply, borrow from your neighbor. ITbomb: Worse than the PDP godfathers, making sure only his relative gets into elective positions and hand picking a governor without regards to the votes of the people. 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Performing At AY Live Show (Picture) by femiero: 4:35am On Apr 01, 2013 |
tevinsolt: and tonto dike is just an uglier version of Francia Raisa.great arse!! |
| Jokes Etc › 50 Hilarious, Ridiculous And Crazy Facts You Need To Know by femiero(op): 3:47pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
[b]50 HILARIOUS, RIDICULOUS AND CRAZY FACTS YOU NEED TO KNOW. GOOD FRIDAY BONUS 1. Some guys would pop about 15 bottles of Moet on Friday night and later give N20 offering. Is dat for God or for Nigerian Police? 2. Study shows that 80% of men dip their hands into their boxers just before they sleep at night, the remaining 20% don't wear boxers 3. 60% of Nigerians Prefer Using Water to Wash their Bottom after Shitting , 20%"yoruba" prefer Using"Leaf". Just 20% use tissuepaper. 4. MTN users Die faster than Etisalat users. 5. If you have mouth odour, its illegal for you to yawn loudly. 6. Excess self-service causes Dwarfism. 7. only Yoruba girls uses fire extinguisher to off candles. 8. Its a proven Fact that Swallowing sperm can make you add weight and grow Fatter. 9. Its Only in Yoruba movies, you'd see a ghost committingsuicide. 10. mosquitoes are everywhere in Nigeria except Mushin. 11. Most gay men in Nigeria are Igbo. 12. Ghanaians use black polish tobrighten their faces. 13. Only igbo Girls knock before entering the elevator. 14. Edo witches are the most Popular witches .. They are also the most skilled in the art of Witchcraft. 15. Drinking too much Garri can cause intimate dysfunction and mental retardation. 16. A typical Calabar girl 's womanliness can swallow 5 star Bottle. 17. After Listening to Tonto Dikeh's Music, there is a 98% possibility that you might slam your Phone on the Wall. 18. Listening To TerryG's Music with an Empty stomach(Hunger) can Cause Madness. 19. An average Igbo man can smell money 100 meters away 20. Its a proven fact that Yorubapeople Use tissue paper as Handkerchief. 21. Kissing helps lower blood pressure. 22. Wicked pple can never have dimples 23. Ijebu people Use garri as snack. 24. its only a yoruba girl that buys pure water and ask for opener. 25. Girls with Big bosoms have Brighter Futures. 26. By Nov 2013! Mosquitoes in Nigeria will have more blood to donate than human beings! 27. Its a Proven Fact that If you watch Mr Ibu's movies & at the same time listen to TontoDikeh 's songs.. You'll Go intoComa. 28. Only Igbo People learn English from subtitles in yoruba movies. 29. 80% of Cases in a Calabar Hospital are of Broken or Fractured joystick. 30. Unilag babes can knack for cheese balls or noreos biscuit. 31. Those who steal meat from the pot tend to live longer than those who don't. 32. Some bosoms from the Eastern Part of Nigeria tastes like bitter leaf. 33. A very hot slap can cause miscarriage and Ulcer. 34. Only a Yoruba Man would rather Put his Head Outside the Window to Shout instead of using his car horn. 35. Women are more likely to cheat in July whereas men mostly cheat in December. 36. Short girls are Good in bed(sex) 37. The 2 most effective elements in preventing toothdecay are calcium and zinc. Both of them are found in sperm. 38. Igbo men who add "& sons" to their business names are usually impotent. 39. A group of Kenyans is a Forest. 40. There are more seized laptops than students in Covenant University. 41. Google was initially a Indecency site before the brothers repented. It was then known as "Booble" 42. Otis by Jay-Z & Kanye West was originally composed and produced in 1997 by Nigerian Baba Fryo. 43. Eating pineapple 1 hour before receiving head adds flavor to your sperm. 44.Drinking 2 buckets of paint can make your life colorful. 45. If you swallow half tablet of panadol when you having headache, only the right sideof your head would stop paining you. 46. Research has proven that ugly girls are very confident. 47. A Hot Igbo girl's unmentionable can be used to crush diamonds. 48. People who regularly complain of boredom are 2.5 times more likely to die of a heart-attack or stroke. 49. Men tend to spend more money when they are not in a relationship. 50. Take your present age, add 10 to it. That's your age in 10 years time.[/b] |
| Politics › Alams Pardon by femiero(op): 11:00pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
In 1983, Marc Rich was indicted along with his partner, Pincus Green, and their companies on 65 counts of defrauding the I.R.S., mail fraud, tax evasion, racketeering, defrauding the Treasury and trading with the enemy. (The last of these was for an oil deal with Iran while it held American hostages.) On hearing that they were about to be prosecuted, they fled to Switzerland. For the next 17 years, Mr. Rich ducked extradition requests as well as attempts by federal marshals to arrest him in France, England, Finland and elsewhere. Though his companies pleaded guilty and paid $200 million in fines and other penalties, on his many racketeering charges Mr. Rich a fugitive came to be pardoned by President Clinton. After this, heavens did not fall and nobody in the US called for the head of the president. But here in Nigeria, we always assume the holier than thou attitude........so STFU!!!
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Is Kissing And Hugging Sinful In Christian Courtship? by femiero: 1:30pm On Mar 24, 2013 |
deols: Pre marital Hugging, kissing, etc surely cannot be right.But I bet pre-marital blackberry phone, going out to expensive places and gifts are allowed. Ooooshi!! 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is Kissing And Hugging Sinful In Christian Courtship? by femiero: 1:28pm On Mar 24, 2013 |
rezzy: Im not a matured christian, im still growing. I think kissing is a sin because it can lead to bed stuff but hugging is not. My fiance and i have hugged like 5 times. I will ask him when we see on his on view on kissing.So you even count the number of times that you guys have hugged. I pity the guy ooo |
| Politics › Re: Soyinka: Alamieyeseigha’s Pardon, Symbol Of Corrupt Mentality by femiero: 7:02am On Mar 22, 2013 |
In 1983, Marc Rich was indicted along with his partner, Pincus Green, and their companies on 65 counts of defrauding the I.R.S., mail fraud, tax evasion, racketeering, defrauding the Treasury and trading with the enemy. (The last of these was for an oil deal with Iran while it held American hostages.) On hearing that they were about to be prosecuted, they fled to Switzerland. For the next 17 years, Mr. Rich ducked extradition requests as well as attempts by federal marshals to arrest him in France, England, Finland and elsewhere. Though his companies pleaded guilty and paid $200 million in fines and other penalties, on his many racketeering charges Mr. Rich a fugitive came to be pardoned by President Clinton. Afritop: ALAMS PARDON IS ALSO A SYMBOL OF A FAILING PARTY THAT OFFERS CORRUPTION AND MORAL DECADENCE TO THE CITIZENRY OF THE COUNTRY 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama's Limousine Breaks Down In Israel by femiero: 4:31pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
ochejoseph: https://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2013/3/20/227609/default/v1/prez3-1-522x293.jpg |
| Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants To Leave Me Because I'm A Freethinker by femiero: 10:01am On Mar 21, 2013 |
bolaino: Please I need your help, my girlfriend of about a month plus wants to leave me because I'm a freethinker, I love her, I've always loved her, but being a freethinker is the best thing that has happened to me, she is a God fearing christian with good morals and she's very beautiful and intelligent, but she says she can't get married or date an "unrepentant pagan" like me, (yeah her words exactly) what should I do? Should I let her go or should I compromise and throw away what I believe to be truth and embrace what I think is false, all because of love, I'm confused,Don't ever compromise your beliefs for anything. Not even love because in the end you will never be happy. If you change to being a christian or whatever, you will be pretending to be what you are not and is she worth it? Will she do same for you? Ask her if she considers being a freethinker for you sake. If she says "No", then that's your go. It might hurt but you will find the one that accepts you for your beliefs. All the best. 3 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › My Experience With Nigeria Police Last Friday by femiero(op): 11:00am On Mar 17, 2013 |
I was driving down the street when a police man stop my car and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it. As usual he wanted to collect "EGUNJE"money from me...Then suddenly he saw the big grown dog in the back seat with tongue sticking out angrily staring fiercely at him. POLICE: [shaking] Ah! You carry dog? ME: [I bone my face] Yes! POLICE: [feeling uncomfortable] Na where una come dey come from? ME: From hospital! POLICE: [feeling uneasy] Ehen! You sick? ME: No, na the dog o. POLICE: [Looks back] Why the dog come dey shake im head like dat? ME: Oh! Like that? If the dog wan bite person na so e dey shake head o. POLICE: and the dog know you o? ME: Yes na, no be me get am? POLICE: [sweating] This your door how you dey open am? ME: Open it na, abi u no know as you take enter. POLICE: Abeg! Na since I notice the dog I don dey try open am..... Then the idiot flew out of the car... 81 Likes |
| Autos › Re: 2004 Toyota Corolla(bank Type) For Sale by femiero: 7:19am On Mar 05, 2013 |
600k. Upload pictures of the interior and engine. Is inspection available. Pls send location and other details to femiero@gmail.com.  |
| Autos › Re: Sharper than Toks Nissan Altima(reg) For Sale 700k by femiero: 6:52am On Mar 05, 2013 |
femiero@gmail.com [quote author=austin4real]Pictures don't seem to wanna upload... If it still doesn't appear kindly drop ur email address for the picture[/quote] |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Corpers So Promiscuous...? by femiero: 8:52am On Mar 04, 2013 |
NYSC==== National Year of Sex and Comfort Nextworldnx: I ask because when I left for service in 2010, though I had a GF before leaving for camp, I got hooked up right from the car park. At the end of the day, I had 3 new GF before our posting came out. Now 2 of those Girls had a loving and steady relationships before they came to camp as well, but we all cheated on our partners all through service year like there is no tomorrow. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Best Way To Say 'No' To The Opposite Sex? by femiero: 6:29pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
Nice advice M M M: Op |
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I think its a good way to start off married life (to pray against mis-fortunes, to pray for unborn children, ...etc). "Bring the best of the first fruits of your soil to the house of the Lord your God" (Ex. 23:19). Has anyone ever pledged to do this?
