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FamilyRe: Presidential Picture by femixyz(op): 1:46pm On Aug 22, 2014
u wlcm
hushmail: thank u jare
FamilyPresidential Picture by femixyz(op): 12:51pm On Aug 22, 2014
what is wrong with this picture shocked http://echioma.com/forum/8/news
FamilyFunny by femixyz(op): 12:04pm On Aug 22, 2014
Heard of the elephant and mouse who crossed a wooden bridge. Mouse said "We shook that bridge." Who really did the shaking?
EducationRe: Educational System In Nigeria by femixyz(m): 2:35pm On Aug 21, 2014
well as it stands, the Ghanian education has overtaken that of my country Nigeria, we are the one chasing after them now
nellyxyz: can we compare the nigerian system of education with that of ghanahuh
FamilyRe: Before And After Marriage by femixyz(op): 9:11pm On Aug 20, 2014
Like seriously cry
1stCitizen: Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Marriage is a lasting insanity brought about by a collective paranoid delusion called 'love'.
FamilyRe: Before And After Marriage by femixyz(op): 4:19pm On Aug 20, 2014
agree
JEITO: There is no hard and fast rule to that; marriage is not a transformer.

Situations may force a couple to change or bend to fit in to the demands of the union...
FamilyRe: Sweet by femixyz(op): 4:02pm On Aug 20, 2014
you eat yam, you drink water, what do you do to SOUP grin grin grin grin
you eat biscuit, you chew gum, what do you do to SWEET grin grin grin grin grin
FamilySweet by femixyz(op): 3:41pm On Aug 20, 2014
What do you do to SWEET grin cheesy tongue huh
FamilyBankers And Their Banks. by femixyz(op): 3:35pm On Aug 20, 2014
the way at wich bankers are defrauding their banks is becoming worrisome, who do we blame, the bank, the banker or the countryhuh? embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
FamilyRe: Before And After Marriage by femixyz(op): 3:30pm On Aug 20, 2014
am of the opinion that after marriage, they (man n wife) tend to get use to each other. thereby not actually seeing wat seems to be special back then before marriage not bn special now.. tho my opinion
FamilyBefore And After Marriage by femixyz(op): 3:04pm On Aug 20, 2014
Who changes after marriage, is it the Husband or the Wife? justify.
FamilyEbola Polls by femixyz(op): 1:51pm On Aug 15, 2014
FamilyRe: She Talks Too Much by femixyz(op): 3:50pm On Aug 14, 2014
yes
fuckshit: FÜCK!!! Sounds like some FÜCKED up shi/t comment, right?
FamilyRe: She Talks Too Much by femixyz(op): 3:32pm On Aug 14, 2014
na waoooo!!! cant just help it than to laff at ur comment
fuckshit: FÜCKING talk to her about it, be FÜCKING nice about it also. On your part try & give her time to gradually FÜCKING adjust, if it's what she's been used to.
There are certain people that just can't help it, they FÜCKING enjoy talking, talking & FÜCKING talking
FamilyRe: She Talks Too Much by femixyz(op): 3:04pm On Aug 14, 2014
hmmmm, have tried that.
carefreewannabe: Let her know in a friendly way when it is too much.
FamilyShe Talks Too Much by femixyz(op): 2:39pm On Aug 14, 2014
what should i do, my girl-friend talks toooo much angry angry sad sad
FamilyBreaking News!!!!!!!! by femixyz(op): 2:29pm On Aug 14, 2014
BREAKING NEWS!!! THIS JUST HAPPENED AT SENATOR OMISORE'S RESIDENCE*
[Omisore punching calculator and writing on his note
pad. Then the
phone rings]
OMISORE: [/b]Hello! Who is this?
[b]GEJ
: It's me your President. Sorry about the loss ehn...This APC rascals are stubborn ooo.
OMISORE: Ha, my president, na so we see am ooo. In fact, that yeye Raufu get juju. [Continues punching calculator loudly]
GEJ: Iyiola, what is that sound I'm hearing?
OMISORE: I'm calculating sir.
GEJ: Calculating what?
OMISORE: All the money that I've lost on this election sir. Ha, owo wo igbo ooo. With all the bags of rice, salt and gallons of
kerosene.
GEJ: My friend stop that! Afterall, it is not really ur money.
OMISORE: [Speaking in agony] What do I do about this 1,000 bottles of champagne now!
GEJ: 1,000 bottles of what! Do you plan to open a bar?
OMISORE: No sir! I planned to use it for celebration when they declare me as winner ni. Ha! Mo gbe ooo.
GEJ: Stop that my friend! It is a blessing in disguise!
OMISORE: Blessing how! You know I'm not from the royal family and the Ooni of Ife has no plans to die now. So being king
is not an option.
GEJ: I am making you an ambassador. A very special, very powerful and very dignified ambassador.
OMISORE: [Quickly drops calculator] Ambassador to where sir?
GEJ: To Liberia. You will have 3 private jets, 4 large mansions, fleets of cars, several foreign accounts...
OMISORE: Ehnnnn!!!!
GEJ: Forget what you're thinking. You're a man nw...We shall provide you with golden gloves, diamond nose pads,
extreme security...
[Omisore faints on the other end of the line]
GEJ: Hello! Hello!! Hello!!! Chai! Network ehn..... grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
PhonesRe: The Cheapest Smart Phone In Town by femixyz(op): 2:18pm On Aug 14, 2014
aiii, u welcome. truly, big screen is the beauty of a smart phone
SuperMartins: thankx...I wanted to get d mtn phone tomorw but seems it aint wat I like...I like big screen
FamilyRe: When Does A Boy Become A Man? by femixyz(op): 12:50pm On Aug 14, 2014
Here are 13 attribute of a man. after this attributes we should be able to examine ourselves if we have attain the stage of MANHOOD!!!![quote][/quote][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Let's start with the first 3
1. Sufficient Maturity to lead a Wife and Children
2. Personal Maturity to be a Responsible Husband and Father
3. Economic Maturity to hold an Adult Job and Handle Money

for explanation on this points you can visit [http://echioma.com/post/1/inspiration-and-motivation/138/when-does-a-boy-become-a-man]
PhonesRe: The Cheapest Smart Phone In Town by femixyz(op): 11:41am On Aug 14, 2014
the bb-Z10
SuperMartins: dis device And d bb-Z10,which is Bigger(body-wise)
PhonesThe Cheapest Smart Phone In Town by femixyz(op): 1:46am On Aug 14, 2014
The long awaited MTN sm@rt phone is now here. it is adjudge to be the cheapest smart phone in the market @ present. Here is a brief preview




Sm@rt S720i Sm@rt Mini S620
Price N10,000 N8,000
Processor Speed 1.3GHz 1GHz
O.S Android 4.2 (Jelly Bean) Android 4.2 (Jelly Bean)
Body Dimension 125*63.8*11.7mm 117*61.6*11.9mm
Display Type TFT Capacitive Touch Panel, 262k color TFT Capacitive Touch Panel, 262k color
Screen Size 4 4.0inches WVGA RGB 480*800Pixels 3.5inches HVGA 320*480Pixels
Internal Memory 512MB RAM + 4GB ROM 512MB RAM + 4GB ROM
Card Slot T-Flash upto 32GB T-Flash upto 32GB
Camera Front & Back (2MP) Front & Back (2MP)
Connectivity EDGE/UMTS/HSUPA/Wi-Fi EDGE/UMTS/HSUPA/Wi-Fi
Others FM Radio, MMS, Web, Bluetooth, Browser FM Radio, MMS, Web, Bluetooth, Browser
Battery Li-Ion 1500mAh Li-Ion 1300mAh

get smart without breaking the bank says MTN.

get yours while stock last....... cool

NYSCRe: A Batch (A) Corps Member Build And Furnished A Library In FCT-picx by femixyz(m): 8:40pm On Aug 13, 2014
Good job guy. God bless you.
FamilyEnglish Lessons by femixyz(op): 10:17am On Aug 13, 2014
"If you know TOO much, you will talk too much but if you know SO much, you talk less". True/False? tongue
FamilyRe: When Does A Boy Become A Man? by femixyz(op): 9:51am On Aug 13, 2014
We have all spoken well. Let's look at it from this point. The cultural development and messages being communicated by the media has thickens the fog of confusion in the society over the question of gender.
Presently, boys and young men are desperately looking for models of manhood and answers to their urgent questions of male identity, male responsibility and male roles. The answer we are looking for goes far beyond biology and chronological age.
Hence there is need for us to think deep and bring forth answers from within us. Thanks cool
FamilyRe: Answer Wisely by femixyz(op): 9:35am On Aug 13, 2014
Lolsss!!! grin
afamgod: This question wan resemble money ritual ooocheesy. The life of the other is dependent on the yellow plate. So accept the yellow plate and make someone die, accept the blue plate and make someone live. #inogetdirtymindooo
FamilyRe: When Does A Boy Become A Man? by femixyz(op): 10:20pm On Aug 12, 2014
dont be so fast king of the jungle. cool
mployer: grin grin
Thanks so much king of jungle
FamilyRe: Answer Wisely by femixyz(op): 10:10pm On Aug 12, 2014
o boi ehhh!!! na soo una like money reach cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Answer Wisely by femixyz(op): 5:27pm On Aug 12, 2014
there is a price attached to this question.
FamilyRe: When Does A Boy Become A Man? by femixyz(op): 5:25pm On Aug 12, 2014
some boys have been responsible for their well-being right from their tender age and they fend for themselves, does that make them a man? smiley
Alexis0: When he takes responsibility for his actions, independent and can fed for himself. However, some men never do embarassed
FamilyRe: When Does A Boy Become A Man? by femixyz(op): 5:23pm On Aug 12, 2014
Tallesty1: Right, you know you are a man when you start facing whats facing you.
FamilyRe: When Does A Boy Become A Man? by femixyz(op): 5:20pm On Aug 12, 2014
i believe being rational does not have to do with age. if that is true, then u mean a rational 8year old kid is a man?
mployer: When he becomes more rational than emotional.
FamilyRe: Answer Wisely by femixyz(op): 5:01pm On Aug 12, 2014
this one nah strong question ooo!!!! undecided

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