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u wlcm hushmail: thank u jare |
what is wrong with this picture |
Heard of the elephant and mouse who crossed a wooden bridge. Mouse said "We shook that bridge." Who really did the shaking? |
well as it stands, the Ghanian education has overtaken that of my country Nigeria, we are the one chasing after them now nellyxyz: can we compare the nigerian system of education with that of ghana |
Like seriously 1stCitizen: Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage. |
agree JEITO: There is no hard and fast rule to that; marriage is not a transformer. |
you eat yam, you drink water, what do you do to SOUP ![]() you eat biscuit, you chew gum, what do you do to SWEET ![]() |
What do you do to SWEET ![]() |
the way at wich bankers are defrauding their banks is becoming worrisome, who do we blame, the bank, the banker or the country ? ![]() |
am of the opinion that after marriage, they (man n wife) tend to get use to each other. thereby not actually seeing wat seems to be special back then before marriage not bn special now.. tho my opinion |
Who changes after marriage, is it the Husband or the Wife? justify. |
yes fuckshit: FÜCK!!! Sounds like some FÜCKED up shi/t comment, right? |
na waoooo!!! cant just help it than to laff at ur comment fuckshit: FÜCKING talk to her about it, be FÜCKING nice about it also. On your part try & give her time to gradually FÜCKING adjust, if it's what she's been used to. |
hmmmm, have tried that. carefreewannabe: Let her know in a friendly way when it is too much. |
what should i do, my girl-friend talks toooo much ![]() |
BREAKING NEWS!!! THIS JUST HAPPENED AT SENATOR OMISORE'S RESIDENCE* [Omisore punching calculator and writing on his note pad. Then the phone rings] OMISORE: [/b]Hello! Who is this? [b]GEJ: It's me your President. Sorry about the loss ehn...This APC rascals are stubborn ooo. OMISORE: Ha, my president, na so we see am ooo. In fact, that yeye Raufu get juju. [Continues punching calculator loudly] GEJ: Iyiola, what is that sound I'm hearing? OMISORE: I'm calculating sir. GEJ: Calculating what? OMISORE: All the money that I've lost on this election sir. Ha, owo wo igbo ooo. With all the bags of rice, salt and gallons of kerosene. GEJ: My friend stop that! Afterall, it is not really ur money. OMISORE: [Speaking in agony] What do I do about this 1,000 bottles of champagne now! GEJ: 1,000 bottles of what! Do you plan to open a bar? OMISORE: No sir! I planned to use it for celebration when they declare me as winner ni. Ha! Mo gbe ooo. GEJ: Stop that my friend! It is a blessing in disguise! OMISORE: Blessing how! You know I'm not from the royal family and the Ooni of Ife has no plans to die now. So being king is not an option. GEJ: I am making you an ambassador. A very special, very powerful and very dignified ambassador. OMISORE: [Quickly drops calculator] Ambassador to where sir? GEJ: To Liberia. You will have 3 private jets, 4 large mansions, fleets of cars, several foreign accounts... OMISORE: Ehnnnn!!!! GEJ: Forget what you're thinking. You're a man nw...We shall provide you with golden gloves, diamond nose pads, extreme security... [Omisore faints on the other end of the line] GEJ: Hello! Hello!! Hello!!! Chai! Network ehn..... ![]() |
aiii, u welcome. truly, big screen is the beauty of a smart phone SuperMartins: thankx...I wanted to get d mtn phone tomorw but seems it aint wat I like...I like big screen |
Here are 13 attribute of a man. after this attributes we should be able to examine ourselves if we have attain the stage of MANHOOD!!!![quote][/quote][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] Let's start with the first 3 1. Sufficient Maturity to lead a Wife and Children 2. Personal Maturity to be a Responsible Husband and Father 3. Economic Maturity to hold an Adult Job and Handle Money for explanation on this points you can visit [http://echioma.com/post/1/inspiration-and-motivation/138/when-does-a-boy-become-a-man] |
the bb-Z10 SuperMartins: dis device And d bb-Z10,which is Bigger(body-wise) |
The long awaited MTN sm@rt phone is now here. it is adjudge to be the cheapest smart phone in the market @ present. Here is a brief preview Sm@rt S720i Sm@rt Mini S620 Price N10,000 N8,000 Processor Speed 1.3GHz 1GHz O.S Android 4.2 (Jelly Bean) Android 4.2 (Jelly Bean) Body Dimension 125*63.8*11.7mm 117*61.6*11.9mm Display Type TFT Capacitive Touch Panel, 262k color TFT Capacitive Touch Panel, 262k color Screen Size 4 4.0inches WVGA RGB 480*800Pixels 3.5inches HVGA 320*480Pixels Internal Memory 512MB RAM + 4GB ROM 512MB RAM + 4GB ROM Card Slot T-Flash upto 32GB T-Flash upto 32GB Camera Front & Back (2MP) Front & Back (2MP) Connectivity EDGE/UMTS/HSUPA/Wi-Fi EDGE/UMTS/HSUPA/Wi-Fi Others FM Radio, MMS, Web, Bluetooth, Browser FM Radio, MMS, Web, Bluetooth, Browser Battery Li-Ion 1500mAh Li-Ion 1300mAh get smart without breaking the bank says MTN. get yours while stock last....... ![]()
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Good job guy. God bless you. |
"If you know TOO much, you will talk too much but if you know SO much, you talk less". True/False? ![]() |
We have all spoken well. Let's look at it from this point. The cultural development and messages being communicated by the media has thickens the fog of confusion in the society over the question of gender. Presently, boys and young men are desperately looking for models of manhood and answers to their urgent questions of male identity, male responsibility and male roles. The answer we are looking for goes far beyond biology and chronological age. Hence there is need for us to think deep and bring forth answers from within us. Thanks ![]() |
Lolsss!!! ![]() afamgod: This question wan resemble money ritual ooo |
dont be so fast king of the jungle. ![]() mployer: |
o boi ehhh!!! na soo una like money reach ![]() |
there is a price attached to this question. |
some boys have been responsible for their well-being right from their tender age and they fend for themselves, does that make them a man? ![]() Alexis0: When he takes responsibility for his actions, independent and can fed for himself. However, some men never do |
Tallesty1: Right, you know you are a man when you start facing whats facing you. |
i believe being rational does not have to do with age. if that is true, then u mean a rational 8year old kid is a man? mployer: When he becomes more rational than emotional. |
this one nah strong question ooo!!!! ![]() |



