SpitsOnYoruba:
What did you just called Him ?? Big boy ??
Boys wey dey high school are richer than this did

If you want to call big boys, call Hushpupi, Shyboss and Bnaira

So u sef know bnaira... na my classmate for unilag o... chai.. God bless my hustle too o.

GAZZUZZ:
the equation is balanced, Gov cause accident to military.

The equation for bad if nah civilian bash military man car.

Thank God military no die.

bros! which skool u go? common comprehension u no sabi. hw u take pass english for waec. na civilian bash military mam car.

gboy2050:
whats keeping this recruitment process so long...just tired of waiting...

I wonder o. I heard dey changed their permanent secretary and d new one just resumed last week. So hopefully this monh they would do something about it.

cant dey trace the fone numbers used in calling mr emefiele and track them(kidnappers) down?

pls sim1 should send me d link of unilag merit list

udiman:
house did anyone apply for npower teach, whose alphabet is on the 20th or 21st, were you able login through your phone and do the test. because I have trying to login through phone but to no a veil. though my alphabet falls on the 28th.

I THINK U AV TO WAIT TILL UR ALPHABET DAY.

Olan1y1:
Gye.... info don yapa... so pick yur own Shap shap
The following job vacancies exist for immediate employment in Lashone Links Group of Companies, Plot 411B Omofade Crescent, Omole Phase 1, Agindingbi, Ikeja, Lagos:
- Agric Business Personnels/developers.
- Data Processing/Customer Relations/Brand managers.
- Portfolio managers
- Project managers (Real Estate).
- Strategic Business Educationists/ Business administrators.
2-3 years work experience in reputable organisations is an added advantage.

Interested and qualified applicants should come for the interview at the address above on Tuesday, 20th of September, 2016 by 11 am.
08186146631 for inquiry.
Also... for alahusa ministry of Agric
Agricultural youth empowerment scheem..
Go der room 009 for the form if u are intrested
AlSo... E-mpower @last don show face from 2morow
#Update
OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
PRESS STATEMENT
N-POWER, FG'S 500,000 JOBS' SCHEME FOR UNEMPLOYED GRADUATES, OTHERS ENTER ASSESSMENT PHASE
About a million Nigerian undergraduates who have applied online for the N-Power programme of the Buhari presidency would now be assessed in order to pick the final 500,000 for the two-year volunteer positions.
N-Power also has programmes for non-graduates.
Earlier today the Federal Government released a schedule for the next phase of the N-Power Programme, which is the job creation and empowerment initiative of its Social Investment Programme.
Under the next phase of the programme, candidates will be assessed in phases based on their specific chosen programmes before the final selection.
Under this phase, applicants are to log in and fill in their phone numbers and surnames as contained in their original application, using their personal profile (which has been opened for every applicant).
In addition, all candidates will be notified by SMS of their assessment the day before.
All assessments will include some personal questions and other questions testing basic knowledge of English, General Knowledge and Quantitative Reasoning.
Applicants should also note that they will be tested on other programme-specific questions depending on the programme they applied for.
Applicants are to note also that they can take their tests on a smart-phone, tablet, laptop or desktop computer provided that the devices have internet connection.
Successful applicants will be selected to participate in the N-Power programme.
Applicants can only gain access to their profile for assessment as represented in the schedule which breaks down applicants in batches by the first letter in their surnames.
Based on the schedule, applicants for the N-Power Teach programme will be first in line, starting on Tuesday September 20, 2016 and applicants whose surnames fall between the alphabets V-Z (e.g. Venda, Wushishi, Xiaver, Yusuf, Zikora) should log in and take their assessments on the stipulated date.
A schedule for each programme’s assessment is represented below
THE ASSESSMENT SCHEDULE
Programme Test Days
N-Power Teach 20th September – 28th September 2016
N-Power Agro 29th September – 1st October 2016
N-Power Health 2nd October – 3rd October 2016
N-Power Community Education 4th October – 6th October 2016
N-Power Creative 7th October – 9th October 2016
N-Power Tech (Software) 10th October – 12th October 2016
N-Power Tech (Hardware) 13th October 2016 – 14th October 2016
N-Power Build 15th October – 18th October 2016
N-POWER TEACH PROGRAMME
DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS
20th September 2016 V, W, X, Y, Z
21st September 2016 P, Q, R, T, U
22nd September 2016 Aa – Al
23rd September 2016 Am – Az, B
24th September 2016 O
25th September 2016 M,N
26th September 2016 F, G, H, I
27th September 2016 C, D, E
28th September 2016 J, K, L, S
N-POWER AGRO PROGRAMME
DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS
29th September 2016 A, B, C, D, F, G
30th September 2016 E, H, I, J, K, L, M, N
1st October 2016 O – Z
N-POWER HEALTH PROGRAMME
DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS
2nd October 2016 A – I
3rd October 2016 J – Z
N-POWER COMMUNITY EDUCATION PROGRAMME
DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS
4th October 2016 A – G
5th October 2016 H – N, P – T
6th October 2016 O, U, Z
N-POWER CREATIVE PROGRAMME
DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS
7th October 2016 A – E
8th October 2016 F – N
9th October 2016 O – Z
N-POWER TECH (SOFTWARE) PROGRAMME
DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS
10th October 2016 A – H
11th October 2016 I – R
12th October 2016 S – Z
N-POWER TECH (HARDWARE) PROGRAMME
DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS
13th October 2016 A – J
14th October 2016 K – Z
N-POWER BUILD PROGRAMME
DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS
15th October 2016 A – B
16th October 2016 C – I
17th October 2016 J – S
18th October 2016 T – Z
Laolu Akande
Senior Special Assistant-Media & Publicity
Office of the Vice President
September 19, 2016
Lastly... federal ministry requirements ... share all with qraduted way neva get job

nice info..

superflakky:
Heard that they don't know how salary is going to be paid cos its not included in the budget, let's keep hoping.

i doubt if dat is the problem afterall they recruit pple durin d year.

Olan1y1:
I enter alahusa today for Agric yoth employment..... so I decided to do ask.... Watin dy happen nw....?? to my suprise what I hard is No where to write home about... dy said GOVNOR neva approve am... dt also der is recent change in power of der head..which might also slow stof... so just kEeep hoping and waiting...ME self dy wait... but am drain 2%...BUT dis tin...I just pray /HOPE Dt am selected oooo cus I don turn many #20,000 offers away...

everyone is in the dark. which of dere head did dey change?

AreaJ:
Somebody talked about the time lapse of Lastma recruitment and how it may apply to this one. I think the person has a point

Yes, to some extent but it may not necessarily been d same time frame.

adesowololo:
all dis ur talk abt indigenes no concern mi ooo...na d list i dey wait 4 oooo...mk GOd ansa my prayer oo...

Dats d spirit..

ajasa4link:

This is a baseless allegation and just mere beer parlour discuss. Though I didn't apply for the this exercise,neither did I apply for the primary school teachers' as well, but I followed the latter keenly and even following the former more keenly.

I assisted a family friend in applying for the first exercise for the primary school teachers and I must say I commend lagos state government a little for how they handled it. In the list which was pasted after analysing it, an unbiased mind will see that 10 marks was awarded to lagos state indigenes(which is a bit understandable), yet there are still non indigenes who scored far higher than Lagos indegenes in total even without getting any mark for being non indigene.

I know this one will not be an exception as well.

What am saying is, If u perform very well u will definitely get in on merit, even when the indigenes are still hopeful.

dats tru to some extent. buy dey are really delaying d list.

AreaJ:
Wickedness prevaileth in the highest of places

Lol.. which one is wickedness again o..

jekks:
From my careful observations on the last recruitment of the Traffic officers (ie LASTMA) by the Lagos state civil service commission earlier this year (February 2016) I want to confidently forecast that the distribution of appointment letter to the education officers will commence on the 20th of October 2016 because it took the PS/CSC approximately 11 weeks after the first distribution of exam slip to the prospective traffic officers on the 4th of February 2016 ( documentations, interview, etc...) and the distribution of appointment letter to the traffic officers started 21th of April 2016. But the sad part is that from my careful observations again not all the candidates that were screened at the pssdc centre magodo got the message to come collect their appointment letter and some had to even go the extra mile to check their names at the CSC office alausa. So best wishes to my very SELF and to every other prospective candidates of the Lagos state civil service education officers out there. If it's the will of God that we'll get the job no power will stop it from happening (be it political, spiritual or otherwise...) Lastly pardon my use of English... critics are welcome

Hmm.. i hope ur assertions are based on facts andd not mere assumptioins.

adesowololo:

dis ur i heard,i heard pls confirm first jawe..b4 gisting us....

Lol.. So i shudnt share any lil info dag i have anymore?

Lizzieo:

Hope u are rite with ur guessing,na so we guess dis week pass us.

even pple in civil service commission are in the dark. i heard dey havent shortlisted anybody that did interview in magodo.. tho i hrd dey r employing some peeps presently..those dat know pple dat matters in lagos state, ambode and co. God will favour us Ijn.

Moneyweborn:
any news from anyone that know insider or this will be a coded employment thin?

Even insiders dont even av info

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salamiaze:


I mean I and my friends were among the people that went for the screening of Technical Instructor GL08... We were not messaged for the Education Officer but messaged for this TechInst 08...

We thought we won't be called n lost hope since the screening for Edu Officer had been done but saw the message when we were in Benin around 4pm on 29 Aug.... We had to leave same day to get to Lagos for the screening/Interview...the next day....

okay.. i understand. so u r waiting 4 d outcome of ur interview on technical officer.

skillz:
I applied for Technical Instructor I no see flash talk less of Mesage nawah for them. The Recruitment is not conducted by Ministry of Education..But conducted by people in CSC under supervision of the Deputy Governor so Na from der the Head of CSC and his cohort dey do anyhow

How do u knw dis?

salamiaze:
We did screening for Technical Instructors...GL08...

Who are the "we"? Definitely u are part of alausa people. Can u giv us more info why people havent been texted.

A frd of mine told me dat peeps av started receiving text msg from cuvil service commission. Though i heard dey are special candidates. I hope u knw d meaning of apecial candidates... tho we are all special candidates but aome special pass others depending on who u know.

So by friday? We should be expecting call up?

Ttmthegreat:
I did interview for education officer,but i ve not received any call for subject confirmation.Someone should pls update me on the latest development concerning education officer.

We are all in the dark as regards that.. we dont know wen dey r gonna get back to us..lets be hopeful.

youngmoney34:
please wen should we be expecting reply as regard the civil/electrical engineer intervipew for last week

Hahahaha.. very funny. U know why im laffing? we dat did education officer interview like 3wks ago havent heard anytin siince then. Na u wey just do interview last week dey expect text msg.. it is well. We will all reveive good news IJN.

blueto:


http://dailypost.ng/2016/08/29/youre-ingrate-will-expose-nff-fires-back-siasia/

name of the official or video or adobelievit

Lizzieo:
Pls ooooo,which one is subject confirmation again,anybody that went there today should kindly update us,thanks.

probably dey want to knw their major teaching subjects..

Are84:


It's not a rumour cos someone told me they called him from CSC Alausa to confirm his subject.

they called dem on deir fone numbers?

larrylukas:

i heard they re calling some people for subject confirmation, but av not confirmed the info yet...it's still a rumour.

are u serious? where? and he reliable is did info

kunlebabs:
Good morning guys! Any update

no update yet o.. but lets be hopeful.

Russellval:
Please how can one get to the interview location (PSSDC Magodo) from Oshodi?

From osodi, enter bus going to ketu/mile12 and stop at ketu. Cross to the other side and enter a marwa going to secretariat. Then enter the magodo gate and take a bus to pssdc.

tanimowo04:
atleast the school is about to resume,and education applicant should have been cleared and good to go before the resumption date, right?

even when we get cleared..we can't resume on the 19th.. there are series of documentatiin DAT needs to be done.