OP, are you a graduate of Mechanical Engineering department, FUTOwerri?

You call yourself a husband and you can't even be considerate. Smh

seunlayi:
your most important document when you buy a 2nd hand car in Nigeria is your loads of neatly 20's, 50's,100, 200 Naira notes in a safe place in the car for easy handing over to our uniform men who will never let you go unless you bless them with one of those notes. If you want to prove me wrong, drive your car without any of those notes and watch them telling you that you've bought a stolen car.

Experience is the best teacher

Lol

Ike nsi. Mtchewww

OKorowanta:
Davido,AV you ever heard of Dele Momodu?
Bring N5million, 99 big stout,69 native chalk,97 cow head,49 agric fowl,19 cowries,39 scorpions,79 bag of rice,29 needles and 979 building blocks first tin tomorow morning.
And I will wipe away d curse upon your head.

Joke of a government

Big boyz.......

What's the mileage and location?

baralatie:
That part of Obama was spot on!

I disagree. Obama actually blamed Bush for one or two things. You can do the research and find out

So her husband & relatives and her own relatives were actually comfortable with her exposing her chest like that. Smh

My crush . See me smiling sheepishly

LOL. This guy is a real joker

It's very much possible these days

Just look at our Minister of Information. Smh

sluvy4tune:
D'Mark you should be ashamed of this despaerado move right now



You rocked the boat for over 16years with nothing to show for it, yet u expect the idoma people to embrace you with this Greek gift?



Day Don break for your matter!!!!

Take a bow and zoom off to your new post

Chairman senate committee on observation (Otukpo Branch)

Lanretoye(m): 1:11pm
if he construct 4 roads now make he win,by feb2016 make dem nullify am again so he can construct more before april2016. grin

These cracked me up

MAKEWAY2029:
Hyper people dey this thread. FBI and CIA guys. Last year needed only 20+ pages, 2013 took 45 pages. We dey preamble and we don enter 43 pages. Person go eat draw soup for house run come here come ask, guys my okra soup was drawing, why? My pastor flashed me last night, could it be that Shell will call me? I got a text from Isaiah66vs4, is that a Shell number?

Abeg, I just wan help una push am reach 44 pages to the glory of God.

LMAO. Best comment i've seen all day

krisztical:
For those of you who were sent the spdc email..... just in case it was spam and the link is probably a key logger to hack your mails .... try and change your email passwords immediately before fraudulent activities take place in your email. .......just a precaution !!!!

I was just about saying this....

33? LOL. I laugh in Chinese

LMAO

olugbode:
Hello friends, for those who had the phone interview what was it like?

Some people have done phone interview already?

Iwobi my man

delishpot:
Choi! Where exactly is this?

Umuapu

Good one from the girls. Attack and midfield good. Defense needs to wake up in the next match

But how did Don Baba allow him perform #Godwin with a "lab coat"?

I'm surprised you people didn't mention movies like:
Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
The Imitation Game
The Theory Of Everything
Whiplash
Nightcrawler
Big Hero 6
Predestination
The Normal Heart; among the best movies of the year 2014.
They are definite must watch movies. Most of them made the last Oscar nominations.

I will wait for the WEBRip or BRRip before i download

Ibsgal:
Truth be told, the dude was being petty. He didn't pay for the others out of the goodness of his heart, he was being spiteful. If a woman refuses to give you her digits, suck it up and move the eff on. Maybe she's in a committed relationship. Maybe she's not interested. Or maybe she just doesn't want to give you her number. Under no circumstances is anyone obligated to give out their information just because someone else wanted it. That being said, posting that mess on the internet doesn't make the girl any less petty. And unfortunately for her, she got the worst of it, the guy really did punish her in absentia, the internet trolls did it for him - some of those comments to her post are harsh, to say the least.

Well said

politricks:
Muazu- Attack dog
FFK- Attack bird
Fayose- Attack thug
Reuben- Attack sheep
Okupe- Attack ba.stard
Orubebe- Attack id.iot

LMAO

unclerae:


Thanks for your april fool gist...all join

It's not April fool. It happened. I saw it

stevikenna:
MY N*GGA WAN HUSTLE UK CITIZENSHIP

LMAO

I doubt if that plane left the ground like that.

Wetin pesin no go hear bikonu