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It is advisable to Relocate to Turkey for 3years work permit... |
just take it along to the camp... |
To all those that usually occupy like 4 chairs, just to reserve seat for their friends during SAED lectures, I hope you now work in a restaurant where you make seat reservations for customers. To all those guys that would occupy 2 chairs and when a fellow guy ask them for a seat, they will refuse but will gladly give the seat to a girl….I hope you are now married to the girl. To all those who did “eye service” in camp and forming familiarity with the camp staffs and Soldiers in order to be posted to a good place for PPA….I hope you now work at Shell petroleum plc. To all those who hustled for every post in camp-Platoon leader, social leader, sport leader, room leader, toilet leader…I hope you were finally retained in camp. To those people wey carry parade for head, marching from morning till night screaming Prey shun!… I hope you have now been enlisted into the Nigerian Army. To those who seriously paid attention to the SAED lectures…. I hope you still remember everything you were taught. To those people who were forming O.B.O at mamee market that night after the first alowee was paid…. I hope you still have change (Not Buhari’s change) To those who suddenly don’t drink pure water (sachet water) again when they were in camp… I hope you are still consistent with buying bottled water. To those girls forming posh in camp… I hope you have been able to attract Van vicker. To those announcers at OBS, forming foreign accent, I hope you now broadcast 10’o clock news at channel TV. To those people who stayed coded, observing on ghost mode…. I hail o This is a beginning of another life after camp of which by the special Grace of God i will be rounding up on Thursday.... |
ATTENTION!!! PCMs that registered as married women should login to their dashboard and select states of deployment and re-submit... Their registrations have been unlocked. This indicates there won't be automatic posting for them... Thanks. |
Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo unveiled the statue of South African president, Jacob Zuma, in Owerri. The statue allegedly cost N520 million to construct |
� *Ten Points for the First Ten days of Dhul-Hijjah* � بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم الحمد لله و الصلاة و السلام على نبيينا محمد و على آله و سلم 1. The first ten days are actually nine days with the addition of the day of Eid. It is called the first ten days of Dhul-Hijjah, but only nine of it is for fasting as the tenth day is the beginning of Eid. It is impermissible to fast on the day of Eid, this is a consensus amongst the people of knowledge. 2. It is permissible to fast the first nine days of Dhul-Hijjah with the last day being the day of Arafah for those not doing Hajj. The Prophet صلى الله عليه و سلم said in a hadith narrated by ibn Abbas رضي الله عنهما (in at-Tirimidhi): “There are not any days that good deeds are more beloved to Allaah than those done in these ten days.” 3. In these days, it is recommended that there is a lot of remembrance of Allaah سبحان و تعالى - this is for all of the ten days. 4. In these days, it is recommended that one makes takbir of Allaah (saying Allaahu akbar) - this is for all of the ten days. 5. In these days, it is recommended to read the Qur’aan as much as possible and give charity - this is for all of the ten days. 6. The ninth day is the day of Arafah. The Messenger of Allaah صلى الله عليه و سلم said in an authentic narration: “Verily on the day of Arafah there is expiation of sins for the year before and the year after” (narrated by Abi Qatada رضي الله عنه, reported in Sahih Muslim and At-Tirmidhi). So therefore it is a great day, so it is recommended to fast that day for those not doing Hajj. Fasting is only permissible for the first nine days as the tenth day is the day of Eid. 7. Allaah تعالى said: “That they may witness things that are of benefit to them (i.e. reward of Hajj in the Hereafter, and also some worldly gain from trade), and mention the name of Allaah on appointed days (i.e. 10th, 11th, 12th, and 13th of Dhul-Hijjah), over the beast of cattle that He has provided for them (for sacrifice). (Surah al-Hajj: 28). Ibn Abbas رضي الله عنهما said: “The appointed days are the days of Arafah (9th), an-Nahr (10th) and the days of Tashreeq (11th, 12th and 13th ). 8. Whoever wishes to slaughter in these days it is not allowed to cut or remove any hair from his body or his nails, but this does not apply to his family, only the head of the family who is doing the slaughtering. 9. The ruling regards to slaughtering: a. An individual who slaughters from his own wealth on behalf of himself and his family - It is not permissible for this individual to shave any hair from his body, remove any part of his skin or cut his nails. b. An individual who slaughters from his own wealth for others e.g. he wishes to slaughter for his father or his mother - He too must not cut his hair, take from his skin or cut his nails. c. Anybody who wishes to slaughter with someone else's wealth, for somebody else .e.g. He has been entrusted by someone else to slaughter cattle for him - This individual is allowed to cut his hair, nails, skin etc. 10. Eid Al-Adha is four days in total: the 10th (the day of Eid prayer) and the days of tashreeq (the 11th, 12th and 13th days of Dhul-Hijjah). It is impermissible to fast in these days for those not performing the Hajj. The Messenger of Allaah صلى الله عليه و سلم said: “The days of Tashreeq are days for eating, drinking and remembering Allaah عز و جل” (narrated by Abi al-Maleeh رضي الله عنه, reported in Sahih Al-Muslim). Allaah سبحان و تعالى said: "And remember Allaah during the appointed Days." (Surah Al-Baqarah: 203). و الحمد لله رب العالمين �Taken from the works of Al-Imaam Al-Baghawee, Al-Alaamah bin Baz and Al-Alaamah Ibn Uthaimeen, may Allaah have mercy on them all and all the scholars of the Sunnah. |
*THE SECRETS BEHIND PRAYING ON TIME* Rasulullah Sallalahu Alaihi Wa Salaam said: The deeds that are most beloved by Allah (Subhanahu Wa Taala) are offering prayer at its proper time, kindness to parents. and jihad in the way of Allah (Subhanahu Wa Taala). [Kanzul Ummal, Volume 7, hadith 18897) The transitions of prayer times actually coincide with the change in energy of the universe which may be measured and felt through changes in its colours. The following are several findings from academics in their respective fields (eg. health, psychology and others). *THE SECRETS BEHIND PRAYING ON TIME* 1.) *FAJR* Those who are still deep asleep during Fajr will face issues in provision and communication, for the thyroid is unable to absorb the blue energy of the universe. The universe is in the blue spectrum which is compatible with the frequency of the thyroid gland. In Physiology, the thyroid has control over the body’s metabolic system. The color blue is also tied to provision (rizq) and communication methods. During the Fajr athan, the energy of the universe is at its optimum. This energy is then absorbed by our bodies especially when performing ruku’ and sujood. 2.) *DHUHR* Those who frequently miss Dhuhr prayer will face digestion and mood problems. The universe turns yellow, which influences the stomach and the entire digestive system. This colour also affects the liver and the cheerfulness of a person. 3.) *ASR* One who keeps missing Asr prayer will have lower levels of creativity. The universe changes colour again into orange. This is significant in the influence upon organs such as the prostate, ovary and testicle which are parts of the overall reproductive system. In fact, the reproductive organs lose positive energy. The orange in the universe also affects one’s creativity. 4.) *MAGHRIB* At the time of Maghrib, the spectrum of the universe is at level with the frequency of the Jinns and Iblees. The universe changes red. Often we hear the elders’ advice not to be outside of the house during this time. There is truth to the prohibition, for the jinns and iblees are energetic as they vibrate with the universe. Those who are traveling are recommended to stop over to pray Maghrib first. This is safer for there are many disturbances occurring. There may be interference of two or more waves with similar frequencies, producing mirages that may disrupt our vision. 5.) *ISHA* Those who often miss Isha prayers will tend to feel anxious. The universe becomes indigo and then transforms into darkness. The time of Isha has the secret of tranquility and contentment, and its frequency is harmonious with the brain and nervous system. This is why when the skies become dark, we are recommended to rest. By sleeping during this time, the consciousness is at a delta wave with frequency under 4Hz and the whole body system is under rest. 6.) *TAHAJJUD* When performed routinely, there would be benefits psychologically and mentally. After midnight, the universe begins to brighten again with whites, pinks and purples. This colour change is in alignment with the pineal gland, pituitary gland, thalamus and hypothalamus (glands and organs that significantly affect the brain). The factors of the energy of the universe are the basis of meditative activities such as taichi, qi-gon and others. These are done to take in the energies into the body. So when praying, we inadvertently absorb the energy from the universe. *PRAYING ON TIME WILL MAKE THE BODY HEALTHIER!* Check and view this YouTube for clearer picture of the Secrets behind praying on time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr1aZm2nnaA&feature=player_embedded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr1aZm2nnaA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr1aZm2nnaA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aA927kwIwc *REFERENCES* *SECRETS BEHIND PRAYING ON TIME* 1. https:/ /uk./195765915031073520 2. https://www./214272894749375723 3. islam.pictures/secrets-praying-time 4. https://id./415034921895704622 5. https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=905701842899961&... 6. https://uk./415034921895704622 7. https://nl./563090759637786433 Please help us spread the good knowledge of Islam by sharing this article (THE SECRETS BEHIND PRAYING ON TIME)with your friends and family And Social Media! Best regards, Mallam Abba Abana {Put Down Your Pride; Set Down Your Arrogance; And Remember Your Grave.} NB. Please direct any complaints or questions to gonidamgamiri@yahoo.com &abba.abana@gmail.com [truncated by WhatsApp] |
Chelsea won the EPL in 2015.
Arsenal won fa cup in 2015.
Arsenal beat Chelsea in Community shield And
Chelsea finished 10th the next season.. Leicester won the EPL in 2016. Manchester United won fa cup in 2016. Man utd beat Leicester in community shield. And Leicester finished 10th the next season.. Now, Chelsea won EPL in 2017. Arsenal won fa cup in 2017. And, Arsenal beat Chelsea in community shield.. Chelsea will finish ____________ this season. ��������� |
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*BREAST SUCKING The Woman's breasts are filled with hyper-sensitive nerve endings that get stimulated when touched, sucked or licked. Men love to suck the breast just as women love their breast to be stimulated but some men avoid a woman's breast as soon as she gets pregnant because they believe the breast milk is harmful to Adults. BUT CAN AN ADULT ALSO TAKE BREAST MILK? YES... Breast milk is quite beneficial for adults too... It increase an adult immunity as it does in children. BENEFITS TO THE WOMAN: It helps to balance the cardiovascular system. If a woman breast is sucked for a long period of time, it increases the heart beat rate of a woman to 110 beats per minute. It is a very good exercise for your heart health. WANT A FIRMER FACE? Then do not be reluctant for your hubby to suck your breast. It helps to move more than 30 female facial muscles; and improves blood flow in the skin. ORGASM If you are the type that don't feel or enjoy sex. Encourage your hubby to suck your breast and play with your nipples, I bet you! you will reach orgasm. BOOSTS IMMUNE SYSTEM It is a natural remedy that stimulates the immune system resulting in the production of Antibodies that can protect against viruses. This process is called CROSS IMMUNO-THERAPY. During breast sucking, the breath of a woman becomes faster more than 60 times per minute. INHALING AND EXHALING MORE OFTEN WILL HELP PREVENT A VARIETY OF DISEASE OF THE LUNGS. CANCER OF THE BREAST Study has shown that sucking and massaging a breast simultaneously and vigorously help to reduce chances of a breast lumps which can develop to cancer.. It helps in easy flow of hormones and prevent lumps in the breast. BENEFITS TO THE MAN Breast milk can tackle cancer. Adults with cancer cells, digestive disorder and immune disorder are advised to drink several ounces of milk daily or weekly to ease the ravages of CHEMOTHERAPY. It helps to bolster their immune system and improve digestion. WOMEN, IF YOU ARE A BREASTFEEDING MUM, WILLINGLY ALLOW YOUR BABY TO FED FROM THE BREAST AS LONG AS THE BABY WANT. AS YOU'RE BREASTFEEDING, MASSAGE THE BREAST TO PREVENT LUMPS.; SAME IF YOU ARE USING BREAST PUMP, MASSAGE AS YOU PUMP. IF YOUR HUBBY LOVE TO SUCK BREAST, PLEASE ALLOW HIM TO SUCK YOUR BREAST TODAY AND ALWAYS. ENCOURAGE YOUR BABY AND HUBBY TO SUCK YOUR BREAST. IT'S A WIN WIN THING FOR YOU. To your health, JBi @JBiHealthTips NB: please share so others can benefit. Thanks. Courtesy: Dr. Dokita Debola Akingbade |
Top Nine questions Corp member ask on relocation and their answer 1. Can I relocate to my state of origin Ans. Yes it possible but the slot is limit 2. How will I know if my relocation is successful for stream 2 Ans: by 11:45am of 15 Aug 2017 (close ceremony day) you will receive messages from Nysc stating to report to your new state and if you don't see the message just login portal.nysc.org.ng enter your details Click on relocation it will take you to another page scroll down to see may be it successful or not. 3. Who will give me my relocation letter at camp? Ans. You can only see your name on the notice board that you're successful relocate at camp. Your letter can only be print in your personal portal 4. Do I need to pay anything before o can print my relocation letter? Ans: you can only print your letter if you have pay N1018.13kobo on your personal (remita platform). 5. Can I relocate more than one time Ans: I olanrewaju(Horlerrcare Enterprise) can assure you on that. I can relocate Corp member more than three times. I can't say about others 6. Can I upload my medical report/marriage document for relocation Ans: the link for uploading is not activate for now 7. If I use my marriage certificate/document can I be relocate to my state of origin Ans: yes � only if it's your hubby resident 8. Can I apply online after camp? Ans: yes� but it after three month it will be approved. Approve na Padi padi self 9. Can I relocate after camp Ans:yes � I can relocate Corp member after camp till two month of pop |
NYSC Streami1& stream2: For your RELOCATION to any state of your choice Except your state of Origin contact this number 08028213958 |
*WHATS NEXT AFTER NYSC CAMPING?* Step 1: *Report to your Place of Primary Assignment(PPA)* The first thing to do immediately after leaving orientation camp is to report at your place of primary assignment. If peradventure, your PPA is far from your orientation camp, go to the community for the night and settle down and the following morning, go to your PPA. What you will be taking to your PPA is the posting letter that was given to you on camp after the passing out parade (camp POP) on the last day of the camp. The essence of taking your letter to your PPA is to determine whether they will accept or reject you. The posting letter is a letter addressed to your employer, and a detachable form is underneath. Advise: make a photocopy of your posting letter before submitting. At your PPA, the person in charge of corps member will either accept or reject you. In the detachable form, the PPA will either write YES or NO and stamp it. For example, if your PPA is a school, the principal of the school will stamp the detachable part of the form and write YES/NO in the acceptance Column. If he write YES, that means you can continue your steps further, but if he rejects you, read on how to take a new posting letter when you are rejected Step 2: *Submit your letter of acceptance to your Zonal Office or Local Inspector office as the case maybe:* once you are accepted in your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA), the form will be detached and you will be given the end part of the form and your PPA will keep the other part, you take the part given to you to the Zonal Office and submit. Depending on how far your PPA is to the Zonal Office, if it is very far, a local inspector will be attached to your area who will collect the form from you and record it in a register as you bring your slip. Step 3: *Open a Bank Account* Immediately you bring your acceptance letter and you fill the register, the Local Inspector / the person attending to you at the Zonal Office assign you to a bank. Go to the bank immediately with 3 passport photograph and your NYSC ID Card lest I forget. For the next 1 year, you must always carry your ID card along anywhere you are going to. Your ID card will open doors for you (depending on how you utilize it) Step 4: *Go back to the Zonal office/LI’s office to fill in your bank details* Do you know why I’ve been patiently listing all this into steps, its because so many corps members are eager to travel back home, so they will just open the bank account and travel home, and will now come back to complain they have not been paid. The reason is because they did not fill the account register before they travel. So once you are through with your account opening, you will be issued a bank account number, endeavor to take this account number back to the Zonal Office and fill in the account register book. In the account register book, you fill in your account number, bank and your signature. Your signature must be the same as the specimen you gave while on camp. Step 5: *Enjoy your 2 weeks leave (depending on you PPA)* Once you have finished steps 1-4 and you are sure, you can now travel, go for a training, read book for the next two weeks depending on your PPA. If your PPA is a school, most times they are either already on holiday period or about to start. So enjoy the holiday with them. But if your PPA is a private firm, ministry and other parastatals, your leave will be dictated by them, so please adhere to it. I hope you have found this article helpful. Please share to your corper friends as it will help some people to reduce their stress of settling down after camp. In summary, the steps to take are 1. Report to your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA) 2. Submit your letter of acceptance to your Zonal Office or Local Inspector office as the case maybe 3. Open a bank account 4. Fill in your bank account number in the account register at the Zonal Office/Local Inspector 5. Enjoy your 2 weeks leave (depending on you PPA). *COPIED* |
I think is July 4th 2017 |
To my own view I think medical status is the best option the mistake I made is I have submitted my medical fitness.. And I want to redploy |
*IMPORTANT!!!* 2017 Batch A Stream1 Prospective Corps Members, you are advised to write your *NAME* and *TAG* number in bold with biro or marker on your NYSC kits and other properties in order to deter camp thieves, and also to enhance easy identification of properties in the case of lose or misplace. Make sure your name is written on the following properties 1. Khaki, trouser and shirts 2. Crested vest 3. White polos and shots 4. Belt 5. Stockings. 6. Waist bag 7. Bucket 8. White shoes and jungle boots 9. Singlets 10. Under wears 11. Food flasks And other properties that we do not mention here. *Warning:*NYSC do NOT replace lost items *Guard your meal ticket very well, if you lost it, no more nysc food for you throughout the 21 days in camp*. BEFORE YOU LEAVE CAMP, THERE IS A BOOK CALLED; THE *BOOK OF LIFEE*, MAKE SURE YOU DISCOVER AND SIGN IT FIVE DAYS BEFORE CAMP CLOSING DATE. To Join our special Facebook page for more updates and fun, Follow this link *https://m.facebook.com/NYSC-2017-Batch-AB-Forum-194198640945330/* To join NYSC on instagram, Follow this link *https://www.instagram.com/nyscngr/* Share with friends! THANK YOU *Admin...* |
TRAVEL ADVICE All PCM deployed to same state are hereby adviced to: 1. Connect with each other in their state of residence to enable them travel in group to their state of deployment. We believe doing so will bring about securing one another as you travel. 2. Ensure that vehicles meant to convey you to your destinations are in good condition. 3. You have waited and planned for this moment, therefore, we do not expect you to seek a lift or accept an offer for a lift from someone in a destination in which you are a stranger. 4. Ensure that your private information is not disclosed to anyone. Not even those you must have met on the Forums. 5. Be your brother's keeper. Assist one another when an occasion calls for it. |
Any Cross-River state Corper should reprint call-up letter bcz the venue for the orientation has been changed. Pass it on please. |
Any Cross-River state Corper should reprint call-up letter bcz the venue for the orientation has been changed. Pass it on please.... |
Osun State to Akwaibom PCM 2017 batch A |
Lol... Change for where |
If you no get email no SMS n you not see print call up letter on your dashboard as from 18th don't panic there are two things involved 1.keep checking 2.wait for stream 2 |
HURRAY!!! Ogun Waterside Local Government is 28 today Ogun Waterside Local Government was created on the 15th of May, 1989 to enhance grassroot development. The land of great human resources, rich cultural heritage, peace and harmony. We are proud of our Local Government! LONG LIVE OWLG! LONG LIVE OGUN STATE! LONG LIVE NIGERIA! |
APC begins preparation for by-election to replace Adeleke https:///IOOhBfdFH9 via @todayng https:///RGpTgKEpgs |
Senate to pass Whistle-Blower Protection Bill in July https:///nsdzJITVIZ https:///R2dOciXtT9" |
The Olugbo of Ugbo land , Oba Obateru Akinruntan , has said he is the most prominent and leader of all the traditional leaders in Yoruba land and the custodian of the authentic history of the race . Speaking at an event organised to mark the 30 th anniversary of Kola Olootu as a radio presenter in Ibadan on Sunday , the monarch , who is also the Chairman , Yoruba Obas Conflicts Resolution Committee , said he had published a book on the true history of Yoruba race , which placed the Olugbo above all other monarchs in Yoruba land . http://punchng.com/ooni-olugbo-supremacy-battle/ |
Good news, INEC has approved the registration of Advanced Peoples Democratic Alliance (APDA) Nigeria. This is a new Party with unique ideology in Nigeria.... |
Let see how it goes |
The 3 greatest misplacement in life:
1. Leadership without character.
2. Brotherhood without integrity.
3. Repeated failure without change.. |
Why I visited Osinbajo – Ex-VP Sambo |
*NYSC INFO* CHECK YOUR NYSC DASHBOARD WHEN YOU *LOG IN* YOUR ACCOUNT, CLICK ON COURSE CORRECTION, LOOK AT *MOBILIZATION STATUS*.. IF IT SHOWS MOBILIZED, THEN YOU ARE GOING WITH STREAM 1, IF IT SHOWS PENDING YOU ARE GOING FOR STREAM 2. *THANKS ALL* How true is dis info... Is anyone seein pending?? |
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