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Apcshit:
If dey born them well make dem no upload shettima as vp.North go burn

Emmiasky:
How many do you know?

1. Ogba Femi (Femi's Compound) — OAU Campus
2. Dobale — prostrate- a tradition that performing artiste must fulfil before performing
3. Risky burger / Risky — fried egg and bread
4. Academics — lecture areas
5. Men I trust — This refers to a supportive group or clique, inspired by the Peaky Blinders series, aiding each other during exams.
6. Scabbash — to pray in tongues
7. Prayo/spirikoko — a religious person
8. Anglomoz — love den between two freshmen hostels
9. Blocking — The sight of a boy and girl together
10. Risky burger — a bread and egg meal
11. Aiye o po (inadequate space) — time is necessary
12. Aro — An annoying tease
13. School2 — a particular area on campus
14. Aluta continua, Victoria asserts — end note of all announcement
15. No toasting — a strong disagreement
16. Omo Awo — guys who tease for fun
17. Faa aluta — to cause pandemonium
18. Town gboro — shortened term for commuter buses traveling from town to campus and back.
19. Iwe — an intelligent person
20. Broda sister wa o (and vice versa) — welcoming address for a male in a female hostel
21. Baba na u o — sarcastic/ ironic appraisal
22. Mr Moz — frequent male visitor in female hostels
23. Moz101 / Catch dem young — This involves seniors interacting with newly admitted female students, often associated with Mozambique, a female hostel for Part 1 students.
24. Maa goo — be smart
25. Won get mi — to fail a course
26. Pam — score
27. Igi iwe, ESO odo — one who reads excessively but fails always
28. cest pon kaye — nobody's business
29. Jacking — act of reading
30. Jacko/iwe-stramol/jacko-mycine — one who reads a lot
31. Department of bigbig books — health sciences
32. Oau choiresters — law students
33. FFO/Aj — glutton
34. Fresher — new student
35. Town — areas outside campus
36. Maximum shishi — punishment for offenders
37. Floor O — school's detention room
38. Porter — security men
39. Jo o — an excuse or a sarcastic plea
40. wooo Wooo — go straight to the point
41. Department of EFCC — faculty of science. Named after the grades the give most: E F and C
42. White house — faculty of science
43. Yellow house — department of mathematics
44. Omo mi (my child) — an acquaintance
45. ota lenu (peppery) — something accepted
46. shi (open) — to fail/ to ignore
47. Quarters — Staff areas
48. Omi Faborode — tap water
49. Road 1 — main entrance to campus/ can also be a figurative term used to mean expulsion or suspension from the university. It is used to instill fear and correct behavior.
50. Boss/egbon — a sophisticated person
51. spagewa — a meal of spaghetti and beans
52. Concursion/ conkoki — a hurriedly prepared meal or food lacking necessary ingredient
53. No animal/ without/ no protein — meal without fish or meat
54. Alaaro — one who does aro
55. singist — a singer
56. humbility — extreme humility
57. Docki — med student
58. Orijo — material for cheating
59. Baskeh bo kot — basketball court used for scabbashing
60. Omo ibo — non Yoruba
61. Hall — student hostels
62. Death center — school clinic
63. Maintenance — female student off campus hostel
64. Kooro — hidden places
65. Carpenter is a around — popular carpenter
66. Gp de shake — low Gp
67. Gp make sense — high Gp
68. moremi100,200,300level — floors in moremi hall
69. ekaro se ma foosho (good morning,wash your clothes) — dry cleaners / evolved into Sé sé wà? - All those mama and small boys washing clothes/doing odd jobs in the hostel area
70. e-problem — schools eportal
71. Omisore oke, eeyan wa n s (omisore upstairs.some one is downstairs) — usually said in Awo blocks to warn someone of pouring down water from tops.
72. Ajose parole — night time out
73. sport's popcorn — buttered popcorn
74. rishas car — airtime recharge card
75. indospag — meal of spaghetti and indomie
76. Alhaja/Hajia — female Muslim
77. afa — male Muslim
78. Oga — male fellowship executive
79. Mummy — female fellowship executive
80. Esko/Exco — executive
81. Parade — take an offender round the school
82. ko Funny — boring performance or hardship
83. Amarachi — any wayward female
84. As e de hot — intense circumstance, also a popular rugged buns at a joint near the hostel
85. La cram la pour, la pass la graduate — slang used after a frustrated effort of trying to understand a course.
86. efficiency — someone who is too unnecessarily involved in something
87. Corner — one's portion of hostel room
88. ise to ta (peppery work) — job well done
89. omo wa ni (our child) — popular person
90. Iwe factorial — brilliant student
91. kawe yo/kawe ju (over read) — hypes for an unserious person
92. omo la toro iwe labi (we begged for a child, but, but begot a book) — brilliant person
93. Ose igberaga (period of pride) — resumption period on campus
94. Ife gbeyin (end of ife) — exam period/ when provisions are finished
95. PDP, power, APC, change — a cheer for attention
96. Ogun malaria (malariadrugs) — any drug at all, givengiven by health center pharmacists
97. Laana — to fail a course
98. won get mi (I have been caught) — to fail a course/ get a grade least expected
99. Won fun mi ni 40E (I was given 40E) — to score 40E
100. F and F — a popular restaurant in school called forks and fingers
101. Mi ole wa ku, Alaye longba bsc — i cant kill myself, only the living attains BSc
102. Dub Dub — involving malpractice or copying another person’s during exams
103. Jambito — newly admitted students
104. Let my people go — a score of most especially 40 that will prevent carry over
105. ọjọ — rain/ signal of rejection of someone's opinion at Congress
106. Road7 — Rustication
107. Koolu koolu, koolu temper — a slang for calm with the hand gesture during aluta
108. Sister, Stretch your brain — encouraging mental effort
109. Shana/Ige iwe/Prof — intellectually sound or exceptionally brilliant student
110. HP — Hot Plate
111. Ègin — Pounded Yam at the Buka
112. Ferefe shishi — beating meted out on offending student
113. Ojo pa (rain beat somebody) — To fail a course
114. Igbe yin ogba femi — lecture free week or period of food scarcity during exams
115. Ogba yi le — This campus tough/ frustration over failure
116. Na you ooo — someone who passes a course with a better grade than others
117. Awo Boys — energetic, non-conformist students
118. Aro — act of teasing or mocking
119. Maximum Shishi — It denotes a severe punishment administered by students, typically involving beating or public reprimand.
120. NFA — No Future Ambition
121. Won ti sha mi — A slang used to express that one has being marked down or graded low, closely related to a twerking GP, often a result of unfavorable assessment.
122. Off k — This is used to identify anything outside the university’s confines, often used in public transport to inquire about destinations beyond the campus gate.
123. Quarters — It is simply used for the area where OAU staff reside.
124. Mafo — a motivational phrase often used to encourage boldness, resilience, and an unbroken spirit in the face of difficulties or challenges
125. Market — OAU market
126. Kasamadupe — often said by students who pass by a small margin usually 40-45, also used to empathize with ones situation.
127. Sapá — represents financial struggle
128. OAU choristers — humorously referring to Law students, as a result of their formal attires of White on Black.
129. Just dey play — a teaser used by students when together
130. Hall Area — hostels

emmalezy:
Back story
https://www.nairaland.com/8589584/former-blogger-turned-influencer-anda



Sad news has emerged regarding the alleged death of popular Nigerian writer and creative strategist, Anda Damisa, popularly known online as Lazy Writa.

According to close friends and associates, the talented writer reportedly took his own life a few days ago. It is believed that the emotional note shared on his social platforms at exactly 12 noon on December 29, 2025, was a scheduled post, prepared before his passing and meant for his loved ones and the general public.

Lazy Writa became a household name around 2012, when his unique storytelling, creativity, and witty writing style began dominating the Nigerian internet space. Over the years, he reportedly worked behind the scenes for several brands, creating some of the memorable and engaging online advert contents many Nigerians came to love.

His passing has left many in shock, with tributes pouring in from friends, colleagues, and followers who admired his brilliance and creativity.

May his soul rest in peace.
🕊️

Source: https://www.reportnaija.ng/2025/12/popular-nigerian-influencer-anda-damisa.html?m=1



https://www.instagram.com/p/DS2gS6tAhan/?img_index=3&igsh=MWlqcDRkaXVrZXh0OA==

miracle002:
The United States has placed a temporary halt on Green Card and citizenship applications linked to Nigerians.

This action follows a new expansion of Washington’s immigration restrictions and affects several other countries recently added to a broader travel control policy.

The suspension targets legal immigration filings, including applications for permanent residency and naturalisation.

Many of those affected are Nigerians already living in the United States who were in the process of adjusting their status or applying to become citizens.

Under the new directive, immigration authorities have stopped processing petitions from nationals of countries covered by the latest travel restrictions.

This includes both full bans and partial entry limits, depending on the country involved.

Nigeria is among the countries facing partial restrictions. As a result, immigration-related requests tied to Nigerian nationals are now subject to the pause, creating uncertainty for families, workers, and students awaiting decisions on their applications.

Other African countries impacted by the policy include Benin, Senegal, Ghana, Gambia, Zambia, Zimbabwe, and Côte d’Ivoire, among others.

Some nations face complete entry bans, while others, like Nigeria, are under limited restrictions that still affect immigration processing.

The move is part of a wider immigration clampdown introduced in recent weeks. Authorities have also frozen asylum decisions and halted the processing of certain visa and immigration requests from specific nationalities.

US officials say the decision is linked to a security review of immigration systems.

According to the immigration agency, “USCIS is conducting a comprehensive review of anyone from anywhere who poses a threat to the US, including those identified in the President’s latest proclamation to restore law and order in our nation’s immigration system.”

Taken together, the latest policy changes affect a large portion of African countries and several nations in Asia and other regions. Analysts estimate that more than half of Africa is now impacted in one form or another.

The development has sparked strong reactions among Nigerians at home and abroad. Many have criticised the decision, describing it as unfair and damaging to long-standing diplomatic and people-to-people ties between Nigeria and the United States.

Concerns have also been raised about the economic and social impact of the suspension, especially for families separated by immigration delays and professionals whose careers depend on legal residency status.

Former senator, Shehu Sani, reacted to the development, describing it as “a clear signal that migrants from developing countries are no longer welcome.”

Source: https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-us-stops-green-card-citizenship-applications-for-nigerians/

FreeStuffsNG:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9d9vpxjp2go

Great100000:
Nigerian Cybersecurity Prodigy Named As Trailblazer In American Magazine



Source: https://thenationonlineng.net/nigerian-cybersecurity-prodigy-named-as-trailblazer-in-american-magazine/

garykoeman:
Some people are still pained the coup failed and President Tinubu ended up being the hero.

President Tinubu, history will remember you as a great pan African leader.

First civilian president to quash a coup.

Thank you sir, for your steadfastness.

Nigeria are with you.

Factcheck0001:
so it was during tinubu regime that the problem started?

Election loss is making u people go Haywire that u can't think straight but add Tinubu to everything, even when the problem have been there before Tinubu was born.


See if u like go hug transformer, tinubu will rule u till 2031

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gNVDSVFPKI?si=FtWsMUHb2OAnduPN

kingthreat:
See it's a thing of choice. If you notice, Davido that posts everything about himself has stopped posting his kids on his social media. Before social media, there was a life. Let the kids post themselves when they choose to be age-ready for that.

kingthreat:
Even Mark Zuckerberg doesn't post his kids faces on social media.

Gideon490:
In this powerful and eye-opening message, Apostle Johnson Suleman warns parents about the spiritual and social dangers of exposing their children on social media. He explains that while many post out of excitement or pride, such exposure can invite unnecessary attention, envy, and even demonic attacks. The Apostle emphasizes the importance of spiritual covering and discretion, teaching that not everything precious should be made public.

He urges believers to learn from biblical examples — how even Jesus was hidden from Herod’s wrath until the appointed time. Apostle Suleman reminds parents that the internet never forgets, and once you post, you lose control over how those images or videos are used. He encourages Christian families to prioritize protection over publicity, and to celebrate privately while praying publicly for divine preservation.

Barzinime:
What benefit has your Christainity given us than to fool us about tithe & offering

ryloy:
Meeks, Jacobs Condemn Trump’s Threat of Aid Cuts and Military Action in Nigeria

https://democrats-foreignaffairs.house.gov/2025/11/meeks-jacobs-condemn-trump-s-threat-of-aid-cuts-and-military-action-in-nigeria

Thunderfayamods:
Bro I know the woman very well we live on the same street, I was one of the people that went to Harris County jail to see her. She couldn't afford to pay for a baby sitter. She actually left her engine running with the air conditioner on unfortunately the air conditioner developed a fault and stopped working while the engine was still running.
Her mistakes- She could talk to someone or some baby sitters they will take child while she pays later.
She can take the child to fire Station, there are provisions for that.
So she made a big mistake, she didn't even tell any of us on the street. Regardless she is not a wicked woman, she didn't plan killing her child it was just one unforseen circumstance with the car air-conditioning system. Regardless she was wrong!

juwoonn:
A 9 year girl is old enough to open the car and get out if she's uncomfortable.
My 9 year old daughter knows how to open/unlock my car.. infact, she has her own keys to the house and would just open and enter anytime she comes back from school and no one is at home.
9 year old no be small pikin again oo

Lie just full this news...they even said temperature was 99 degrees in Texas..lol

voiceoftheupcom:
https://eyesoflagos.com/deji-adeyanju-shades-ola-of-lagos-says-he-only-rented-a-mini-office-but-claimed-full-ownership-of-car-stand/