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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Fidelmalek(m): 6:50pm On Feb 23, 2018
shawlar:




God and the simple common sense of insisting on using escrow.

If only others could be so inclined....
I always know their style...
Once you're negotiating, and you want to sell at a higher price than normal, they'll put little or no resistance.
That's one way of knowing a scammer...
Please people, always use an escrow if the person isn't trusted
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Fidelmalek(m): 6:23pm On Feb 23, 2018
OkwaIfugo:



Na God save you.
as in eh grin
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Fidelmalek(m): 5:44pm On Feb 23, 2018
doclek:


I was defrauded by two people on NL yesterday. They collected my money and blocked me on whatsapp. They are masterrahl and colinsin by username.
I am putting this here for others to know they are fraud.

I promised both of them that this is the last fraud they will do in their life.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

And I almost fell for his scam, If I wasn't wise enough to ask for escrow shocked
Na so my PayPal funds for just go
.

Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Fidelmalek(m): 1:52pm On Feb 23, 2018
doclek:


I was defrauded by two people on NL yesterday. They collected my money and blocked me on whatsapp. They are masterrahl and colinsin by username.
I am putting this here for others to know they are fraud.

I promised both of them that this is the last fraud they will do in their life.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

And I almost fell for his scam, If I wasn't wise enough to ask for escrow shocked
Na so my PayPal funds for just go
...
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Fidelmalek(m): 10:21am On Feb 23, 2018
302 PayPal funds available
330/1
Romance / Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:17pm On Feb 22, 2018
I am one of the few men who have the uncanny gift of seeing through women's clothes and who ejaculate with their eyes wide open.


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Romance / Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:15pm On Feb 22, 2018


I am even more weird than I know. Despite a change of over 9-hours in time zone, I've not had a minute of sleep in three days.
But in all these three days, my preek has constantly stood like the Rock of Gibraltar.


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Romance / Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:15pm On Feb 22, 2018


From the story of the dog suffering from 'erectile dysfunction' of the ear to that of the baby whose head became swollen as a result of it being constantly hit violently by his father's preek when he was still in the womb.

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Romance / Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:14pm On Feb 22, 2018


My unwinding on Nairaland is always disturbed by online bullies whose comments are either obnoxious, bitter or too dull.

Sometimes I wish I could use my semen and make cold pap for all of them.

I'm off,
I need to jerk some worries away.

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Romance / Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:10pm On Feb 22, 2018
Romance / Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:10pm On Feb 22, 2018
My two rods will I use wisely.
The rod of my tongue, with which the sea of hypocrisy shall be parted and the rod of my joy solely for the parting of labia majoras and broadening of labia minoras.

Talking about rods; the sad reality of the male life cycle makes me go to bed each night clasping my preek
.

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Romance / Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:08pm On Feb 22, 2018


"Some think I am now soft like a limp dick but even the softest of preeks will impregnate a lady."

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Romance / Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:07pm On Feb 22, 2018
grin grin grin
This guy is a clown grin



You are Aminat, the one with the firmest grip and in you shall I plant my seed.
I shall spread these thighs and not even the smell of your nunu shall make me close it - NwaAmaikpe 2018

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Fidelmalek(m): 11:53am On Feb 22, 2018
$304 PayPal funds available.
325/1
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Fidelmalek(m): 4:54pm On Feb 21, 2018
Gboliwe:


Good!

Always ask for a quote.

You are a true son of your father.
how's our ban cheesy angry angry
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Fidelmalek(m): 4:45am On Feb 14, 2018
Gboliwe:


That was fast

Ooops, 2minutes man! I gerrit!
yeah!
Too fast for your redundant empty skull
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Fidelmalek(m): 4:36am On Feb 14, 2018
amazinghope:
grin grin grin grin grin
Hello!
You mean grin grin
I'm mean to stupid people

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