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RomanceRe: Let No One Mention Me For School Fees Ever Again On These Forum by Fidelmalek(m): 9:20pm On Jan 08, 2018
this feather brained dunce thinks he has a brain?
Nah, you don't, it's filled with remnants of your red plastic cups grin
RomanceRe: Let No One Mention Me For School Fees Ever Again On These Forum by Fidelmalek(m): 9:19pm On Jan 08, 2018
apholaryn:
beats drop...lala on d beat.." it's d house boy ones again"

hook..you such a diva yee * (repeat x200)

outro

beat fades.
grin grin
RomanceRe: What Can We Call This? by Fidelmalek(m): 9:18pm On Jan 08, 2018
Nedfed:
Many of gals/ladies have came across happen to be a baby mama.
1. Is it that am destiny to marry a baby mama or is just a coincident?
2. Is there any crime in marrying a baby mama?
Kindly help with a gud advice
grin grin

this post almost made me down my MacBook grin
RomanceRe: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Fidelmalek(m): 9:02pm On Jan 08, 2018
if ya'll don't agree with my assertions, shove your fv-cking opinions to yourself. I hate being surrounded with retarded Jejunes. All these low lives think you have a life?
Nah. You don't.. Come out of your hallucinations.
Low iQed riffraffs
RomanceRe: My Experience With Porn And Masturbation by Fidelmalek(m): 8:58pm On Jan 08, 2018
read this piece, it'll go a long way to help you https://www.nairaland.com/4271565/finding-it-hard-stop-masturbating
RomanceRe: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Fidelmalek(m): 8:54pm On Jan 08, 2018
W. T. F!
who actually programmed our mindset to be this shallow?

So much for inept minds and shallow thinking...

Most of ya'll here live a fake life and on my good day, I'll expose all the fake lots in here...
Underaged cretins posing as keyboard warriors, while I'm reality, they are being spoonfed by their Parents..
Ya'll talking about insecurity?
Malek?
Insecure about what really?
Looks?
Cash?
Physique?
Girls?
I can bet %1 of my cervix that none of you spewing thrash here can live the life I've lived...
Can 80% of ya'll Proudly come out to say he/she takes his bath at least twice a day?
I'll glorify no rat a response no more.
Cao.
RomanceRe: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Fidelmalek(m): 8:46pm On Jan 08, 2018
pocohantas:
Nawa o!
So, Fidelmalek that created a thread on NL for us to rate his looks, is the one going about calling people low IQ?
is that actually a bad thing.
Really?
Is public appraisal against the law? Take a stroll to reddit, quora and other forums, where intelligence and unrivaled analytical mindset is being showcased.
In here?
Boobs, ass, how to do this, how to do that...
In reality, those who post this topics are an eyesore.
So to say why the average Nigerian is deemed unintelligent by the western world.
Don't quote me wrong, our cultures are part of us, but civilization has taken place, (without civilization, you won't have the privilege of typing or posting this.
Don't you think?)
Look beyond the world, what do you see?
Oh well.
RomanceRe: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Fidelmalek(m): 8:40pm On Jan 08, 2018
bunch of low iQed retarded cretins.
So much for the fees your parents paid for your tutoring.
All gone.
The level of intelligence inhibited here by these set of half baked guys is really appalling..

Cocks.
RomanceRe: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Fidelmalek(m): 8:38pm On Jan 08, 2018
edimolu:
Hmmmm..o lagbara ooo, mushroom for your village bin get IQ? Una go just dey join nonsense and lame words together all in a quest to diss!...so much for your mumu 180 IQ..

so much for literature. You've never opened a novel or any under 16 story book before have you?
My assertions were right after all.
I overrated your IQ, it's actually less than a withered mushroom for that matter



Mariinee:
I was referring to your signature though. You have no right to call people unintelligent when you don't seem very intelligent yourself. smiley
oh really?
RomanceRe: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Fidelmalek(m): 8:30pm On Jan 08, 2018
Mariinee:
Osheyy sapio. undecided
Do you really need to be sapiosexual to have a sound mind.
Read books, explore the world not wallowing in this virtual reality (nairaland)
It's part of exploring the world, but it doesn't have to be the bustop to everything...
RomanceRe: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Fidelmalek(m): 8:24pm On Jan 08, 2018
yorex2011:
Emptiness undecided

Prolly as it applies to the owner of this thread
there goes the man..
Alas,someone with a sound mind.
Say to say the shallow minds we have on this forum
RomanceRe: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Fidelmalek(m): 8:23pm On Jan 08, 2018
FTrebirth:
shattap!

what's too difficult there to decode? the coke was circled out among the rest...it was the shot that knocked the nigga coz he's still holding on to it. and what's coke without the cola
if not cocaine?

intellectual buffoon.
What's difficult to decode and yet you couldn't decipher that coke and fanta can never make a man high... Well done for showing the world that your IQ is less than that of a mushroom...
Arguing with you will make someone look dumb.
Bye
RomanceRe: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Fidelmalek(m): 8:18pm On Jan 08, 2018
edimolu:
Hahahahahhaaa....werey leleyi ooo, na until wen my brain burst ba? Say it already!
another genius wannabe...
Look closer....
Does coke and fanta make someone high?
Go to bed already...
RomanceRe: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Fidelmalek(m): 8:14pm On Jan 08, 2018
FTrebirth:
coke without the cola. wink
don't think you'll pass to be a genius...
Use your analytical mind..
What exactly is he high on.
I reiterate again, before you quote me, make sure your IQ is above 180
RomanceRe: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Fidelmalek(m): 8:07pm On Jan 08, 2018
pocohantas:
Some guys right now be thinking...

How do I be an 'Emeka'? ?
...should I grow a beard or sew plain&pattern fabric?
no guy should ever! ever feel Insecure about another guy..
What another guy lacks, another guy has.... Stop with the stereotypical brohaha already. It's really getting appalling.
Before you quote me, make sure your IQ is above 180.
RomanceRe: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Fidelmalek(m): 7:46pm On Jan 08, 2018
only geniuses can decipher this picture grin grin grin

RomanceRe: Finding it hard to stop masturbating? Read this piece..!! by Fidelmalek(op): 1:42pm On Jan 05, 2018
Ekikor:
And all these health blogs and therapists saying it's healthy dont make things better.
Cuz when someone masturbates, the last thing going thru his/her head wont be related to their health
very true!
RomanceRe: Finding it hard to stop masturbating? Read this piece..!! by Fidelmalek(op): 12:52pm On Jan 05, 2018
Ekikor:
This masturbation of a thing is just as bad as alcohol and drugs embarassed
..

I for one would say idleness is the greatest contributor to frequent masturbation..
very true.... I think 4 in every teenager has masturbated before and the remaining one person is likely to do so in future
RomanceRe: Finding it hard to stop masturbating? Read this piece..!! by Fidelmalek(op): 12:51pm On Jan 05, 2018
lawal28c:
lie lie pipu...quick to comment though
what's the lie in this post? Have you fapped before?
RomanceFinding it hard to stop masturbating? Read this piece..!! by Fidelmalek(op): 12:43pm On Jan 05, 2018
[b]Masturbation happens in every culture, across every period of history, and it's the way most adolescents discover what they enjoy before embarking on adult sexual relationships. Masturbation is a healthy and natural part of human sexuality and development. However, if you are unable to control your urge to masturbate or if frequent masturbation is interfering with your school, work, or social life, then it's possible to gain control.

How to Stop a Masturbation Addiction

Masturbation happens in every culture, across every period of history, and it's the way most adolescents discover what they enjoy before embarking on adult sexual relationships. Masturbation is a healthy and natural part of human sexuality and development. However, if you are unable to control your urge to masturbate or if frequent masturbation is interfering with your school, work, or social life, then it's possible to gain control.

1.
Limit your solitude.

If you masturbate frequently because you feel lonely, find ways to be as socially engaged as possible. This means that you should join as many clubs or activities as you can, accept and give more invitations to people, and go out of your way to make more friends.


2.
Install a porn blocker on your phone or Pc.

One of the reasons you may be masturbating so much is that you know that you can access porn within seconds if you desire. However, if you don't have the willpower to stop looking at the porn on your own, then you may have to take other measures to get the job done:
Consider installing porn-blocking software on your computer. Of course you will know the password to bypass the blocking function, but just having it pop up will remind you of your priorities. You can also type a random password in a text file, copy and paste it when you enter your password and verify it, then delete the text file. Then, you will not be able to know the password of your own porn-blocker. This is the best way to keep you strong and spare you the struggle.

3.

Don't believe the myths about the harms of masturbation.

If you want to stop your masturbation addiction, then you should do it for reasons that are personal and moral, not for reasons that are health-related. Here are some things that masturbation will not do to your body:
Masturbation will not cause infertility, premature ejaculation, or impotence.
Masturbation will not cause insanity.
Masturbation will not cause blindness, or even eye floaters.
Masturbation will not cause frequent urination.
Masturbation does not affect facial hair, growth, facial features, kidneys, testicles, cause skin problems, or cause any major physical issues! These are all myths.


Lastly, pray!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]
CelebritiesRe: Sarah Forbes Bonetta- The Yoruba Slave Who Became Queen Victoria’s Goddaughter by Fidelmalek(m): 11:38am On Jan 05, 2018
BabaO2:
Who cares where you come from, probably you are not a proud one at the moment. Shame.
Their usual lines grin cheesy
I've never seen a political prostitute like the Yorubas.
Bunch of backstabbing lots...
I'm done arguing with a low iQed redundant brain like yours...


Horlami3370:
...and who cares?
A coward will always be a coward irrespective of his/her tribe.
you do care, because it's your destiny to always be slaves, it didn't start now. Enjoy the chains that the north has bonded your destinies... You can never never run away from it..
Bunch of retarded lots.
CelebritiesRe: Sarah Forbes Bonetta- The Yoruba Slave Who Became Queen Victoria’s Goddaughter by Fidelmalek(m): 11:28am On Jan 05, 2018
BabaO2:
But your elders, fathers, leaders are seriously begging the north to be slaves to them at the moment. I can't stop laughing when I read one senator uzodinma's piece this morning soliciting ibos courtship with the north, coupled with your traditional rulers seeking favour to be slave to the same north by honoring Buhari with the highest chieftancy title in ibo land. Your tribe is the cheapest and most valueless and the only delusional tribe in the country.
I'm not igbo
PhonesRe: What Is Your DATA USAGE For DECEMBER ? by Fidelmalek(m): 11:27am On Jan 05, 2018
anybody who beats mine gets a thousand bucks airtime

CelebritiesRe: Sarah Forbes Bonetta- The Yoruba Slave Who Became Queen Victoria’s Goddaughter by Fidelmalek(m): 11:21am On Jan 05, 2018
Horlami3370:
Well, I do and yet, i'm still alive.
Just wondering when you'll stop been a coward, no wonder ur Nnamdi Kanu is no where to be found after making fool of himself and brainwash u grin
mind you, I'm not igbo..
I'm on a neutral ground..
But the sizzling mindset of the Yorubas towards the hausas annoys me. Greatly.
ComputersLooking For A Laptop (150kBudget) by Fidelmalek(op):
Preferably hp, acer, or Lenovo
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Shy Guy by Fidelmalek(m): 9:09pm On Jan 04, 2018
Gobe grin
RomanceRe: Help Me... by Fidelmalek(m): 4:17pm On Jan 04, 2018
Who broke your heart cry
CelebritiesRe: Popular Meme Character Is Actually A Girl (photo) by Fidelmalek(op):
straightedge:
huh huh
grin grin grin
Lalasticlala, Mynd44.

CelebritiesPopular Meme Character Is Actually A Girl (photo) by Fidelmalek(op): 10:31am On Jan 04, 2018
Who else thought it was a boy grin

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