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Just shut up

dis Udua i no wan put gan cause him name na abomination for my area, still get mouth dey talk, u dig everywhere for warri like rabit now rain don start, u better come cover d place up.

people papa

Some of Una go use una mouth put una self for problem, dats not Tompolo, Dat 1 na him brother.

[color=#006600][/color]So your man tells you he's not planning of getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life...... You believe him.
He tells you he wants to have a second degree, go for more trainings and you are sitting there with just your birth certificate smiling, thinking he has a plan for you. With the little he has, you demand for Brazilian, Zimbabwean hair, Gucci panties and all that. He goes to work and goes straight to class after work. He leaves you in pajamas and meets u in the same pajamas. He studies while you sit all day watching Zee world, Telemundo, empire and Nigerian Movie...(Well done).

He comes home to find chips and fries in the microwave everyday. The house is clean and his cloths well ironed. The only important discussions you have is about the kind of groceries you guys need.
The only skills you have is taking selfies and updating pics on Facebook and Instagram. The only advice he gets from you is, Babe u need to buy more new socks, the older ones don Tia Tia Finnish". Nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. No good plans for yourself and personal development. No plans of making your own life better, hmmmmmm. You are pretty. Yes, no doubt about that, so does the every other lady out there, struggling to be better.
Do you know what? A house maid is better than you. You are doing what every privileged house girl does. Don't worry, he'll soon round up with programs and his developments and the first thing he's gonna replace is his sexy house help, because he can afford to pay one and the get a proper and intelligent help meet or mate.
That time you will now come out and start telling us " I was with him through thick and tin, when he has nothing, now he's successful, he no longer sees any good in me, he now sees me as nothing" of cause you are right, you've always been nothing but a privileged house maid.
Empower yourself to be the woman your man wants to be with. Get sense and stop being stupid and cheap......
Your curves and boobs are not just all you have, you also have a brain. Your hands are there to achieve too.

LOVEGINO:
Why always Church Meme's? It's fun though but what about Mosque meme's?

Muslims are not liberal like us xtians, try a joke abt Mosque & d Muslims will start a civil war with all xtians. I dnt knw why those pipo like fighting for their god.

1 lucky basard they wip dis babe for free, she fit even dey sustain d guy financialy, Men the wiping the burse d girl dada nie make she dey style.
Tha goat way wan pay 35k for dis babe make he go give the money to him babe. She go wip am till he faint.

Below are some of the Troubles You Face With Policemen on The Road…

Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor!
Oga, this your Range Rover Sport car is fine o, oya, use it to hit that wall there let’s see if your airbag is working. Oh! So you don’t want to use it to hit the wall abi? Oya, park!!! I say park before I break your head with my baton.
Why is your car not having A/C? You want to use heat to kill yourself. You want to commit suicide abi. Oga, park well!
The picture on your driver’s license, you carry afro (lots of hair), why do you now carry low cut? Come down now!.
Why do you have fertiliser in your boot? You are growing weed abi? Follow us to the station!
MAN: He snatched my WALLET and I was about to shout “THIEF” when three HEAVY slaps landed on my face. I didn’t see anything for thirty minutes except STARS.
POLICEMAN: Can you describe the stars?

Below are some of the Troubles You Face With Policemen on The Road…

Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor!
Oga, this your Range Rover Sport car is fine o, oya, use it to hit that wall there let’s see if your airbag is working. Oh! So you don’t want to use it to hit the wall abi? Oya, park!!! I say park before I break your head with my baton.
Why is your car not having A/C? You want to use heat to kill yourself. You want to commit suicide abi. Oga, park well!
The picture on your driver’s license, you carry afro (lots of hair), why do you now carry low cut? Come down now!.
Why do you have fertiliser in your boot? You are growing weed abi? Follow us to the station!
MAN: He snatched my WALLET and I was about to shout “THIEF” when three HEAVY slaps landed on my face. I didn’t see anything for thirty minutes except STARS.
POLICEMAN: Can you describe the stars?