₦airaland Forum

A killer cannot suddenly turn a healer. Please leave us alone, we know how to take care of our wards. We don't need any help especially when it has not been long you wiped our harmless and innocent brothers. If it were anything good am sure it won't start from the South East. We know there is more to this vaccine than meets the eye. Anyi achoro Onyinye ekwensu biko ndi zoo

What BUbu born in warri bt whose parents are Fullani from Niger republic, Can he play in the other room?

@ Dokwhot, we met through Gods internevention. She came to make her hair in a shop close to my house, d hair dresser ask for my rechargeable tourch while i was passing, as i went to drop it, I didnt notice her @1st bt i stayed back to hold d torch while her hair was been done. That's it just a single act of kindness, we become friends & eventually i found out she was everytin i wanted. The rest na story.

No boyfriends or sugar daddy bt u didn't mention clients, what if she's into escort business? What if the baby father ia a stinkily rich married man & he decide to settle her once 1 for all. What if she's a love-vendor? Madam which business u they do?

Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying "Abeg, if you dey come,buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take 4 our night tins".How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)?To make matter worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1" on your phone.!..what will YOU do to convince a NIGERIAN POLICE??

Tell him to use his fingers first, 1 in first then the can try 2. Ensure his nails are cut & clean, try this for some days without penetration, use Vaseline to rub the fingers, enough Vaseline ( In case his rod is big or long). Gradually let him put his rod slowly, the cap only, try this like 3 times. Finally embrace the pain wen he decides to thrust. Bt let him rub Vaseline on his rod. Wish u the best. First timer you try sha to keep itself no easy.

Learn from African china [color=#990000][/color] Now u will pay dearly. Convert that money to naira & u will see useful thing you would have done with it. Na this road nid Rinaldo or Messi follow?

Atomic junction, the name is a nuclear name

By then who go dey ABJ? no be dsame pipo way disgrace super eagles for the last Olympic, where Mikel Obi & others come use their personal money cover wetin NFA supose handle? Zambia govt would take care of their players better than 9ja. I am not been Negative bt The govt will not take care of them, make dem begin do Osusu to gather their hotel money, flight ticket, feeding money etc

My bother na only God dey give you wife, most times we don't seek his face before going into a relationship. I am a living testimony i got married recently to a lady destined for me. I had break ups that i don't want to go into bt each of them ended with either greed, unfaithfulness, anger or impatient (I don't want to remember the ones i saw through sch 3 of them). My last Ex got married DEC last year, she accepted a proposal right under my roof around Aug last year with the excuse of she is under pressure. I was mad, my friends made mockery of me, girls i turned down during my relationship made fun of me. As God will have it i moved on, i kept praying & trusting him. He never fails, he will never fail u, trust in him, have an encounter with him & he will give you the right person. If you marry ur destined soul mate happiness awaits you. But if u marry cos of beauty, fame, education, with time these tins will fail & that marriage could crash. 1 more tin God gave me a beautiful, caring, gentle & God fearing wife. I have never met any1 like her. Everyday i wake i thank God for my lovely wife. So don't give up keep praying

Some of all dis girls attending new generation churches (Name witheld) can be mean eh!

Me:- Bae watsup

Her:- Pls my name is Faith not Bae

Me:- OK faith how are u

Her:- The Lord is my strength.

Me:- Ok' Wats are u doing now?

Her:- Am cooking

Me:- Aww' should I come & help u?

Her:- I can do all things through him that strengthens me.

Me:- Hmmm Ok ooo. At least I will come after u might hv finished cooking d food so u will serve me.

Her:- Pls I only serve d living God

Me:- Ok sister Grace wat are u wearing now.

Her:- Am wearing d full armor of Christ.


Me:- Is alright I give up na me cum fine trouble!!!!

Now instead of hatred & fighting they restructured & united

Good point

Imagine if 100 pipo fall for this trick, that's 7500 X 100 them go use our 750k go club say maga pay.

Its a big Scam oh, My neighbour in warri was scam twice by 1 person, She paid 5k for shoes, bag, phones & wristwatch to be delivered from Lagos airport to warri only for them to ask her to pay anoda 10k. She was even travelling to Lagos to check the delay before i caution her. I pretended i'm a got a msg from my friend on fb & called the Parcel services agent, 9ja na so the guy start with him process all over, nid i halls scam. The next tin him off phone, till 2morow that line dey use, i use the line check Fb na scam e still sure, we go bank for where na 1 old woman get d account. Make una learn oh. Now we are been yahood by Yahoo boys

I went online Fb to authenticate the story & i really its scam, d account is fake 1 of the sister uses a 9ja babe pix. Its probably to earn sympathy & have gullible Hot devovers rushing to have her contact. Promising the girl heaven & earth bt at the end u will be duped.

A police sergeant’s career may be hanging in the balance after he allegedly smoked Indian hemp and slapped a Divisional Police Officer at a function on Lagos Island. The sergeant, identified simply as Agu, also allegedly slapped the Divisional Police Officer in charge of Lion Building Police Division, Lagos State, who attempted to arrest him at the scene.
The sergeant was also said to be armed and drunk. It was gathered that a resident had alerted the Area Commander, Area A Command, ACP Sola Akinyede, aka Solebo, to the conduct of the policeman at the event.
It was said that the commander directed the DPO to go to the area and pick up the erring cop. Agu went haywire as the DPO, in company with some other policemen, wanted to arrest him.
He reportedly engaged the DPO in an altercation and slapped his face.
A resident, who spoke to us on condition of anonymity, said after Agu was overpowered, a team of policemen went to his house and recovered some quantities of cannabis.
The resident said:
“The sergeant was at the 155 anniversary of Epetedo on Friday, September 15. He was smoking from the beginning of the party till the early hours of Saturday. He shot into the air. Somebody called the Area Commander, who sent the DPO to the area together with some junior policemen. “He manhandled the DPO and slapped his face. A police team went to search his apartment at the police barracks on Beecroft Street, Lagos Island. They found Indian hemp in his house. He was detained at the Lion Building Police Station. He was at the event on illegal duty. “The police authorities have been pleading with the organizers of the event not to let the matter get into the public domain. The sergeant has been released.”
Another source stated that the policeman was attached to the Nigeria Police Force Headquarters Annex, Kam Salem House, Obalende.
He said Agu was not sober when he was taken to the Area Commander, adding that a former Deputy Inspector-General of Police had intervened in the matter to let the sergeant off the hook.
He said: “The DPO met him smoking Indian hemp. He was arrested and taken to the Area Command. He was drunk and was still requesting drink in the presence of the Area Commander. “He was detained and later released because a retired DIG intervened. He is still going for orderly room trial. “My fear is that the case will be swept under the carpet in the end because of the DIG’s influence. Such a policeman does not deserve to be in the force.”
The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, ASP Olarinde Famous-Cole, confirmed Agu’s arrest. He, however, said Agu did not assault the DPO.
“The DPO got a complaint from members of the public that a policeman was causing a disturbance at the event. The DPO and some policemen went to the area and he was picked up. He was not caught smoking or found with any arm and there was no case of assault. search was also conducted on his residence, but nothing incriminating was found. He has been released although he is undergoing an orderly room trial.”

And they Liar Mohammed is a pathological liar, what name do u call this 1?

This babe na wiping machine i quote her "Like I don’t have s*x the day before I travel. Just one of little things silly things I do to make amends in case I die on the road" that means she always avoid wiping (sex) only a day to wen she's travelling.

Wetin he dey find for Aso rock? e get political power, e get money so tay he no knw him acc balance, what ore does he want?

Na the same tins Nigerians dey face na, From 1 dictator to the other

Way u dey burn claro like generator exhaust keep in mind say cancer dey oh no come disturb pipo 2morow make dem pray 4 ur health oh. Learn 4rm Wizkid

Soon dem go pack dem come Nigeria. Abeg if una see Tortoise car make una help me book for am. cos na Vintage car now

I no call name oh

Hmmmm

Na Joke oh

thanks

ehen

Since we army start Python dance na so so snake pipo dey kill for Nigeria. Abeg wen dem go start Operation bush meat dance? I can't wait to devouir some animals oh

Some woman are unreasonable. U hear them saying" I can't sleep on da same bed where said other woman used to sleep,l can't use da same plates nd utensils she was using" wel what abt this manhood? Why nt refuse it too because it was da one thing he used more than anything else.