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CrimeRe: Young Man Rapes A 10 Year Old Girl by Figs(m): 9:47am On Jul 28, 2016
them don start
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Confirms P-square Is Back Together by Figs(m): 9:24am On Jul 28, 2016
the height of stupidity is wen blood siblings fight each other nd d height of foolishness is claiming there is no God.
*walks out of tread smoking lala*
PoliticsRe: Olufunso Amosun Visits Korede Taiwo, Chained By Father by Figs(m): 7:22pm On Jul 26, 2016
Ar u sure d man is not possessed
HealthRe: Regular Sexual Activity Is Good For Your Health - Oladapo Ashiru by Figs(m): 1:49pm On Jul 26, 2016
Pope22:
What of masturbationhuh Is it also good healthwisehuh
u ar possessed and need deliverance
HealthRe: Regular Sexual Activity Is Good For Your Health - Oladapo Ashiru by Figs(m): 1:44pm On Jul 26, 2016
but it can't stop HIV for d unmarried.its two opposite sides
Christianity EtcRe: Photo: Pastor Converts To Islam In Taraba State by Figs(m): 1:28pm On Jul 23, 2016
end of days pastor.meanwhile,still waiting for 29th world end
PoliticsRe: Tompolo's Father Battered, Leg Amputated by Figs(m): 1:22pm On Jul 23, 2016
ENDTIMEISNEAR:
https://www.naij.com/901579-breaking-tompolos-father-brutalized-legs-amputated.html
Nigerian securities very good at maiming innocent people to please their bosses.incompetent officers
BusinessRe: Manufacturers Contemplate Exit As Production Cost Rises By Over 50% by Figs(m): 4:39pm On Jul 12, 2016
One day one palava
PoliticsRe: FG Declares Tuesday, Wednesday Public Holiday by Figs(m): 3:15pm On Jun 30, 2016
looseweight:
I dislike holiday
u must b an atm machine
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce, Dangote, AMCON and the Buhari Factor by Figs(m): 7:14pm On Jun 24, 2016
enuf of pretens,naija no work,beta to go
PoliticsRe: FG To Unveil Plan For Affordable Housing Monday by Figs(m): 7:05pm On Jun 24, 2016
only for d rich
PoliticsRe: FG To Unveil Plan For Affordable Housing Monday by Figs(m): 7:04pm On Jun 24, 2016
Grendel:
if only we can be patient enough to give this Government to prove their worth..

they mean well for us.

four years is not an eternity
wink wink wink wink wink
oga,delay is dangerous
BusinessRe: Dangote Shifts Focus From Cement To Oil And Gas by Figs(m): 6:40pm On Jun 24, 2016
Drabeey:
To first be tested in your home town
u seem to b a terrorist
BusinessRe: Dangote Shifts Focus From Cement To Oil And Gas by Figs(m): 6:22pm On Jun 24, 2016
e remain to produce Dangote bombs
CelebritiesRe: Dakore Akande Stuns In New Photos by Figs(m): 12:30pm On Jun 24, 2016
kirchofff:
VOTE mimzy, pls join our league.........vote mimzy to be in d winning team
and. ......wot wil b my reward?
CelebritiesRe: Dakore Akande Stuns In New Photos by Figs(m): 12:26pm On Jun 24, 2016
*smoking Iyana Ipaja weed* *coughs roughly*abeg who get desktop charger make i charge nokia 3310 battry?
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Figs(m): 12:13pm On Jun 22, 2016
i vote refiner,mysticgal nd optional1
Cc:Nljega
CultureRe: Women Want To Be Men, We Can’t Be Equal – Ooni Of Ife’s Wife by Figs(m): 2:57pm On Jun 18, 2016
let them start growin prick na
BusinessRe: Ismaila Mompha Flaunts $4million Cash On Instagram (photos) by Figs(m): 2:45pm On Jun 18, 2016
dasukigate,wey Buhari?
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan's Hot Photo In The Kitchen; Reveals She’s Cooking Her Album by Figs(m): 9:17am On Jun 14, 2016
*smoking hypertensional weed nd wit a coarse voice*dis girl,u dey crase ooo
RomanceRe: Lesson i Learnt Today About Girls And Their Way Of Life by Figs(m): 10:40pm On Jun 11, 2016
girls breakin hearts cins d days of Iyabo Ojo
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Gorgeous In Black (photos) by Figs(m): 4:38pm On Jun 10, 2016
see as she poise lyk Killer Beans a.k.a Badoo






Toke b posing sideways cins d days of Portipher's wife
BusinessRe: Why Will Konga Now Charge Full Seperate Delivery Fees On Multiple Items? by Figs(m): 7:35am On Jun 09, 2016
wetin consyn me
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 500,000 Employed School Teachers Will Be Paid N23,000 As Monthly Salary by Figs(m): 7:29am On Jun 09, 2016
I for no believ am if to say na Lie Mohammed talk am
RomanceLady Confronts Her Husband's Lesbian Sidechick by Figs(op): 1:59pm On Jun 08, 2016
Ladychief Amabel Boma Dis is nt a decision neither is it through sm1, I found
out I was born wit it, nd i luv been into it coz it
makes me happy. Frnd b proud wit wat makes u
happy. GREAT LGBT GREAT ME. Proudly LGBT. 4 hrs · Public More 9 people like this. View previous comments… Ladychief Amabel Boma Note palz. Am a full supporter of LGBT Like · Reply · Report · 3 hours ago Mhiz Maris Stop flirting wif my man else u wil face a serious war
wif me!i bet u don't wann mess wif me biggy ass Edited · Like · Reply · Report · 2 hours ago Ladychief Amabel Boma Hahaha, dis is social media mhiz Maris, Like · Reply · Report · 2 hours ago Mhiz Maris U too small to tell me wat a social media is. Punk
ass! Social media is not a place where u cheaply
trow urslf @ ppl Like · Reply · Report · 2 hours ago Ladychief Amabel Boma My dear, am nt quarreling wit ya, just trying 2tell u
dat, dnt panic wen u c admirers, u brought ur
private life 2d social media nd should expect anyth. Like · Reply · Report · 2 hours ago Mhiz Maris Bleep!!! U see dats why i say u so ignorant! Do u
really knw wat a private life is? We are taken, stay
dah Bleep off. U not even our type. I won't even give
u d privilege of blocking u. Like · Reply · Report · 2 hours ago Ladychief Amabel Boma Well, suit urslf baby Like · Reply · Report · 2 hours ago Ladychief Amabel Boma Me gat no tym 4ya, 2big 4 child's play. Weldone
KingMaris, me luv ur style. Like · Reply · Report · 2 hours ago Mmeje Anthony Ogechi Good one boma .at time silence is golden.#u got my respect gal#Ladychief Amabel Boma Like · Reply · Report · 29 minutes ago Ladychief Amabel Boma Tnx dear Like · Reply · Report · 19 minutes ago Write a comment... Comment Attach a Photo · Mention Friends Like Co
CelebritiesRe: Singer, Patoranking Spotted On An Okada ( PHOTO ) by Figs(m): 7:39am On May 31, 2016
Enypie:
Eeyah!
ur swag get equilibrium,u package com begin drive them lyk crase
CelebritiesRe: Singer, Patoranking Spotted On An Okada ( PHOTO ) by Figs(m): 7:34am On May 31, 2016
Airforce1:
common baby this is about us.

You're cute and I believe you gonn pass on your cute gene to my baby(s)

Be my baby mama while I be your "meal ticket"
abeg,here no b romanus land.beta go their nd continue ur baby nanny hunt.u ar d upcoming Flavour
BusinessRe: Businesses That Can thrive In Nigeria Despite The Bad Economy by Figs(m): 7:08am On May 31, 2016
derecho:
Me, the IDOL WORSHIPPER?

I wondered why I was in the queue of accused at all
I am intelligent, aggressive, young, Totally committed to my God.
What am I doing here ?with this sheet of supposed sins in my hand I wondered
I don’t drink, I don't smoke, I don’t fornicate, I don’t steal, I am righteous. Others should be here not me.

It was finally my turn to face the Man.
I placed my sheet before Him, He glanced at it and sighed softly.
He looked at me and calmly said,
‘Guilty of idol worship'
Imagine my anger, my fury, My indignation, I jumped out of the chair and said ‘Of course not! Check the sheet again, check the name, It can't be mine’
He sighed again and mentioned one of my names that no one knows
I would not be stopped. It's impossible’ I yelled. I worship only God, the Most High, Maker of heaven and earth, The king of kings and Lord of Lords.
I bow down to none, I have no talisman, no amulet, No pot underneath my bed.
‘You are guilty of idol worship’ He repeated calmly
He looked at me
I looked at Him
It seemed like forever. The room was silent.
I could hear the clock ticking

Then slowly I understood

I am never late for my British Airway flights but I am always late to church
-I blinked -
My payments to unfaithful PHCN and water board are never late but I haven’t paid my tithes in three months
-I looked down-,

When meeting one of our local chiefs last week I would not even pick a call in the presence of earthly royalty, but I WhatsApp in church
-I swallowed-.

I wouldn’t interrupt my performance appraisal with my boss for anything but I missed church last week because of a film on TV
-I squirmed uncomfortably-

I wouldn’t let a day end without talking to my spouse but today I just said Hi God, Bye God
And I didn’t even pray last night
-The room began to feel hot-

I would never miss going to the bank because of the weather but I missed fellowship of Wednesday because it looked really cloudy.
-It seems the AC in the room wasn’t working-

I would wear my party colors to party meetings and not care what anyone thought of me but I hate to talk to my workmates about God because of what they will think of me.
-Someone should fix this AC or put it on 0 because 10 was too hot for me-

I always have the latest tech toy you can think of but my bible is so worn I cant even find Jude anymore
-I wished the Man would get a call and leave but He doesn’t allow anything to interrupt when He is with His children.-

I felt so hot in the room, a nervous sweat on my forehead, I felt so ill and weak, all of my anger and self righteousness was gone, leaving immense guilt in its wake.
I slowly got of the chair and knelt by His feet and said
‘I am sorry, I am guilty as charged, Guilty of idol worship, guilty of placing others; humans, toys; before You. I am guilty of idol worship’

He smiled gently, looked at me with those passionate eyes of His full of love and He gave me a fresh sheet!
Good morning! Don't even try to say, it can't be me. Can we for once be True and change our ways?
Rubbish
CelebritiesRe: Ashley Yusuf Involved In Motor Accident (Photos) by Figs(m): 9:15pm On May 26, 2016
thank God 4 His mercies if not na loss to d future husband
FoodRe: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Figs(m): 6:38pm On May 26, 2016
mysticgal:
Which one we go come chop na huh
u can say,'thank u,i dnt feel lyk eatin'
PoliticsRe: House Of Reps Halts Privatization Of Refineries By NNPC by Figs(m): 8:03am On May 26, 2016
Confused nd impromptu government
PoliticsRe: #OneYearInOffice: Ohanaeze Hails Ikpeazu, Sets Up Vigilante Group by Figs(m): 7:55am On May 26, 2016
pls Ikpeazu,Faulks road down to Ariaria juntion,Azikiwe road,Portharcourt road,Ngwa road nd so many of d bad roads in Aba need touchings nd reconstructions if not,to me,u hav done nothin

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