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Romance › Re: Whats That Tribe Everyone Erroneously Thinks You Are From by firstking01(m): 4:24pm On May 01, 2016
Stupedinluv:
No and yes.
Ok, explain cos your girls are hardly intelligent esp when they put on that their hijab, they'd be like robot...you call or hi them, they will keep straight faceundecided...thats why i'm doubting you are from there.
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month/happy Workers Day. by firstking01(m): 4:19pm On May 01, 2016
halfricanadian:
I really dont kno to me crush is either i like u or i love u embarassed i really dont understand pls explain better embarassed
Nvm cos we 've been trending on this foe quite a while now.
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month/happy Workers Day. by firstking01(m): 4:18pm On May 01, 2016
halfricanadian:
I really dont kno to me crush is either i like u or i love u embarassed i really dont understand pls explain better embarassed
Nvm
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month/happy Workers Day. by firstking01(m): 4:10pm On May 01, 2016
halfricanadian:
Explain na embarassed
Hmm, lemme ask you...whenever someone has a crush on you, what do you think his intentions are??
Romance › Re: 7 Ways Guys Act When They Have A Crush In Their Church by firstking01(m): 4:07pm On May 01, 2016
DanceVille:
This guy sha...Hilarious!


That's the simplest and the easiest way bro.
It works wonders especially if it was in deeper life campus fellowship.
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month/happy Workers Day. by firstking01(m): 4:04pm On May 01, 2016
halfricanadian:
I dont kno o Force wat i dont kno abi?
Halfrica, you dnt know??
Romance › Re: Chilling With The Prettiest Girl In Campus - Photos by firstking01(m): 4:03pm On May 01, 2016
undecided
Romance › Re: 7 Ways Guys Act When They Have A Crush In Their Church by firstking01(m): 4:02pm On May 01, 2016
DanceVille:
Lol! Abi now.

*big Grin*
The easiest way to date a "sister" is for you to kuku become a brothergrin, if you know what i mean.
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month/happy Workers Day. by firstking01(m): 3:58pm On May 01, 2016
halfricanadian:
shocked i'm what then?
Stop asking me you already know...and stop making it look asif i'm forcing itundecided
Romance › Re: 7 Ways Guys Act When They Have A Crush In Their Church by firstking01(m): 3:55pm On May 01, 2016
DanceVille:
*I can't laugh*


Bro! You strategy carry weight oo.
Nobi my fault, them say make marry from church nagrin
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month/happy Workers Day. by firstking01(m): 3:53pm On May 01, 2016
halfricanadian:
Happy new month to the special guy that made me his special crush
grin, you are just more than a crush to me.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Come In! by firstking01(m): 3:51pm On May 01, 2016
optional1:
I dey follow u now.
Na now my eyes come clear,
Happy New Month nd Happy Sunday. Is My Month!
Your month of birthday??
Romance › Re: Whats That Tribe Everyone Erroneously Thinks You Are From by firstking01(m): 3:50pm On May 01, 2016
Stupedinluv:
grinhuh
Hmmm, but you are way too differend from them??
Romance › Re: 5 Things That Happen To Your Body When You Stop Having Sex by firstking01(m): 12:43pm On May 01, 2016
Continue decieving yourself
Romance › Re: Whats That Tribe Everyone Erroneously Thinks You Are From by firstking01(m): 12:40pm On May 01, 2016
And they think i'm an austrianundecided
Romance › Re: Whats That Tribe Everyone Erroneously Thinks You Are From by firstking01(m): 12:36pm On May 01, 2016
Stupedinluv:
I'm hausa but people keep mistaking me for Idoma undecided
You are hausa shocked...anyway maa no talk wetin dey my mouthsad
Romance › Re: I Only Like Science Boys! by firstking01(m): 12:30pm On May 01, 2016
How does it change the fact that leicester will make history today @old traffordundecided, mtcheeews
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Come In! by firstking01(m): 12:27pm On May 01, 2016
optional1:
Na weytin u dey read self, y u dey rush am as if u dey chop hot yam. Calm down abi u wan go watch match.
OK, i don dey read am small small na, hope say you dey followembarassed?
Christianity Etc › Re: Books Of The Bible Pastors Hardly Preach From by firstking01(m): 11:02am On May 01, 2016
What of zephaniah and philemon??
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Come In! by firstking01(m): 10:09am On May 01, 2016
optional1:
E do abeg,
U no sabi ready 4 pidgin english me no even understand all dis ur grammar ooo.
...Ok, make i change am for pidgin...starts reading in pidgin for her, hope say you dey understand wetin i dey readembarassed??
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Come In! by firstking01(m): 9:46am On May 01, 2016
optional1:
oya sharp sharp
Flip tru the pages of her book, and starts reading for her....
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Come In! by firstking01(m): 9:38am On May 01, 2016
optional1:
oya sharp sharp
Flip tru the pages of her book, and starts reading for her.
Romance › Re: 7 Ways Guys Act When They Have A Crush In Their Church by firstking01(m): 9:27am On May 01, 2016
Lemme just add as i was once guilty...



I ensure that she never misses youth fellowship days, especially when we have talk shows that has to do with sex...i'd make sure i maintain eye contact with her...



Even as i'm in the youth choir, i'd urge her to join the youth choir just for the sole essence of winning her love overtongue....and when we are called upon to minister, na so i go dey bend my mouth dey demonstrate dey express myself for alter and she 'll be nodding her head in affirmationcheesy, and she'd be like, wow, he can really sing ocheesy...and you know the restgrin
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month/happy Workers Day. by firstking01(m): 8:51am On May 01, 2016
discoprophet:
bro Happy new Month!
Sm2u brother, and happy sundae...
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month/happy Workers Day. by firstking01(m):
Mimzy = Our one knight Unrival queen of MissNairaLand2016.


Halfricanadian

Monalisa185

slyisaac

and lalasticlala...

And ofcourse...the world @largeundecided


Wishing you guys a fullfilled and prosperous month,,,
Romance › Re: 4 Hot Reasons Why You Should Marry An Igbo Lady by firstking01(m): 6:36am On May 01, 2016
That no 2 is tatal fat and fabricated lie,,,i bey you 've never met an mbaise girl beforeundecided
Romance › Re: This Is Crazy!!! Guys, Can You Do This To Your Girlfriend? by firstking01(m): 6:25am On May 01, 2016
I'd quit
Romance › Re: 22 Mindblowing Mind Tricks You Can Use To Fool All Your Friends by firstking01(m): 6:19am On May 01, 2016
This is sooo not africansad
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Come In! by firstking01(m): 6:14am On May 01, 2016
optional1:
ah dis is sufferness oooo d light is shaking.

I cant read it ooo, u no am old nd dis glasses is sumhow.
Y not call one of ur agent to read it 4 me.
Nope, i'd rather read for her myself, watchu thinkembarassed??
Romance › Re: 5 Seduct!ve Words To Make A Woman W*t In 2mins by firstking01(m): 6:04am On May 01, 2016
Nice heading but stewpid body letter
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016: Come In! by firstking01(m): 6:02am On May 01, 2016
optional1:
d reading lamp is even clear self.

Abeg on Gen jor
Hmmm, ok, dashed into the balcony...brings out i pass my neigbour genembarassed,,,drags the rope and put it on for hercheesy
Romance › Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by firstking01(m): 11:40pm On Apr 30, 2016
And i'm just interested in your siggy cos you 've been mimzificatedgrin

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