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Mhizkel:
Wassup with the face?

Mhizkel:
Wassup with the face?

Strahovski:
Ask your lame economy.... and your jobless nation

Mhizkel:
Sky is up

olastrange:
Don't know y barca always play away first

mukina2:
Arsenal Vs Barcelona

It is well

I must sekem that day


Full Draw

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lurlah2014:
15 Things You Should Know Before You Date A Girl With Small B00bs.

1. Please be a b*tt guy. Our b00bs are ace and we know it, but telling us you’re a boob guy may not exactly be the biggest turn-on. 

2. Our br@ size will be a MYSTERY to you. One date our push-up will make us look like Pammy, the next we’ll be br@ free in a slinky little cami. We’re boob-magicians. 

3. Yes, our b00bs will look bigger sometimes. And yes, it’s great. But it’s probably down to hormones and stuff, so don’t get too rough and ready with them, they’re sensitive.

 4. Don’t ever, ever let your hands wander aimlessly around our chest as if you’re, well, ‘searching’ for them. By all means cup them at your leisure but always know where you’re shooting for. Imagine us putting our hands down your pants then taking a good ten seconds before we find your jackpot. It would feel like a sh*t eternity right? Yeah that. 

5. Our underwear will be super $exy. With small b00bs comes the greatest choice of $exy underwear you could imagine. Please do compliment it before you rip it off. Cheers. 

6. Feel free to casually drop into conversation how much you love our b00bs. Every gal has their hang-ups some days, so it’s always good to know you think are b00bs our gorge just as they are. Especially if we’ve just been served by a waitress with HUGE basoomas. #BoobEnvy 

7. But we love them really. We might moan about them from time to time, but having small b00bs with no back ache, cute bralets and minimal sagging kinda rocks.

 8. So NEVER ask if we’ve thought about getting a boob job. Ever. Unless you want to be sleeping on the sofa for the near future. 

9. Never try and buy us underwear. Unless it’s a cute little lacy crop top or some knickers you’ve checked against the ones in our drawer – AVOID. We may be a 32C, but we can guarantee we’re a 30D and a 34B in another brand/cut/material. 

10. Our b00bs need attention too, ya know. Just because our b00bs are smaller, doesn’t mean we don’t want them to be groped and gazed at as much as the next woman. 

11. Weekends are not built for bras. When you’ve got small b00bs, bras are for fun and frolics more than support, so don’t expect to see one between the hours of 6pm Friday and 8am Monday. Unless, you know, we have dinner with your parents or something.

 12. Chicken fillets are a thing. No, they’re not real chicken fillets and no, you don’t need to make jokes about them. Just let us cast them aside and let’s never speak of them again. 

13. Don’t worry if we don’t have room for your phone in our handbag. Bras function as a superb storage solution. Your iPad and sungla$$es may be a push though, soz. 

14. Motor-boating and tit w@nks aren’t really a thing for us. I mean, we’ll try… but you’ll just have to rely on our more ‘hands on’ talents. Which, trust us, we’ll have down to a fine art. 

15. Plus, more than a handful really is a waste. #JustSaying. 

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Rone16:
Is she ovulating? Because if she's not then she won't get pregnant

9niceguy:
Please help o! He mistakenly discharged inside her just this afternoon. Pls what can he do to prevent unwanted pregnancy.
Insult is welcome too

NewSheriff:
The most beautiful things of the world are not seen with the eyes.

iceberylin:
They say money can't buy you sleep but it buys you a Water Foam..
Money can't buy you love,have you seen a single guy who owns a G.wagon

The truth is money is everything...
The earlier you understand,the better.

iceberylin:
They say money can't buy you sleep but it buys you a Water Foam..
Money can't buy you love,have you seen a single guy who owns a G.wagon

The truth is money is everything...
The earlier you understand,the better.

Mhizkel:
Hi

Addicted2Women:
Another bullshit story/vision.
After having sex with multiple guys, God decided to reveal his second coming to you ??
When was the first time he came ??
How does he look like ??
Is he white or black ??

If i slap you now, them go say i dey wicked.

iceberylin:
Don't blame anyone for liking money...




Money is everything. (don't quote me of you're broke)

benedictnsi:
wetin you want make dem know except money Or are you suggesting poverty to our ladies


Who doesn't need money in the first place

Mhizkel:

fratermathy:
Hello Romancelanders,

I hardly enter this session of Nairaland, to be honest, but I just stumbled upon it and went through some threads and noticed how helpful some Romancelanders have been to other people. A female friend of mine who is here on Nairaland but too shy and troubled to post this is facing a big problem in her relationship and life due to something that happened to her recently. She said that a particular guy has been asking her out and promising to marry her for more than 5 years now and she has been putting him off the whole time. She kept him as a friend though and they had a very good rapport. However, whenever the guys brings up dating/marriage, she shuns him and tells him to go and look for money before thinking about marriage. The lady, however, has a serious boyfriend whom the other guy that's proposing knows about.

About three months ago, the lady went to Port-Harcourt to visit her aunt. The guy who has been proposing to her was aware and decided to pick her up (he had a car) from the park to her aunt's place. On their way, the car was hijacked by hoodlums who were masked and drove to an abandoned building. At the building, they tortured the guy, his brother (who was with him) and this said girl. The guy and his brother DIED there, right before the girl. The girl claimed to have been beaten, pierced with an iron solder and thrown around until she passed out. She was later seen few hours later by passersby with her head submerged in a toilet as if she was being drowned. Her properties, including her phone were all intact. The attackers had only the mission to kill and nothing more.

She was rushed to a hospital for treatment! She suffered severe fractures, nerve damage and body swelling. She was traumatised and in pain, coupled with the fact that she just saw her "5 years toaster" die. She recuperated for more than two months and her current boyfriend never knew what happened (She didn't tell him the truth until later). However, her boyfriend was surprisingly encouraging all through.

Now, to the main issue! This girl has fully recuperated and is back with her boyfriend. The problem is that she is having a "guilt-complex" which is threatening her relationship. She feels the "toaster's death" is her fault and that if she had agreed to marry him earlier, he wouldn't have died. She feels that she was wicked to him because she refused his advances and treated him like a mediocre. She is always moody, sad and wishes to go back and date the dead guy. Her boyfriend couldn't understand why and it has ravaged their relationship. Still, she can't let the issue go. I have done my best to tell her that it wasn't her fault and that the dead guy would have died whether she married him or not. She keeps blaming herself for the guy's death to the point that she stalks the dead guy's profile on Facebook and other social media. She keeps thinking about him and gets moody always.She cant do anything productive and she is considering quitting her Masters programme because she believes "it is not right to continue her programme" because the guy died. She is threatening her own happiness and life all for someone who has gone for more than 3 months. I just don't understand how some people, especially women, deal with pain. She has pushed everyone away from her life. As a friend, I can't even break through to her again. I had to do this and hope she reads this and learn from others.

Please, my dear Romancelanders, I am going to mention this girl in my many mentions after this post, kindly give her a proper advise on how to live her life if you can. If you have had experiences with this, kindly state them so that she can read them and deal with this issue. If you are a specialist in issues such as these, please inform me. I would refer her to you and I am sure she'd be willing to mentally treat herself because at the rate she's going, she's going to lose it soonest and give up her life and future all for a dead guy.



Thank you all as you give your pieces of advice.

adeememman:
Wots ur height bro

Fraih:
Oya uncover ur face,