petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm He must be very tall He must be huge down there He must have 6 packs He must be a pentecostal or catholic He must be fluent in english He must be fair in complexion He must be a graduate from a federal university Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko We must open a joint account He must call 4times a day His teeth must be white so we can kiss well He mustn't be mummy's boy He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets His must be living alone He must be very romantic We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions?

hope u av a golden body??

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.

Any questions?

Are you kidding?

Mtcheeew

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm He must be very tall He must be huge down there He must have 6 packs He must be a pentecostal or catholic He must be fluent in english He must be fair in complexion He must be a graduate from a federal university Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko We must open a joint account He must call 4times a day His teeth must be white so we can kiss well He mustn't be mummy's boy He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets His must be living alone He must be very romantic We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions?

I ga ezu oshi!

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm He must be very tall He must be huge down there He must have 6 packs He must be a pentecostal or catholic He must be fluent in english He must be fair in complexion He must be a graduate from a federal university Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko We must open a joint account He must call 4times a day His teeth must be white so we can kiss well He mustn't be mummy's boy He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets His must be living alone He must be very romantic We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions?

Dreamland

SeXistBaStaRd:
[b]1. O dey Medical school but when I finish I will be raking $300,000 avg per year

2. I'm 6ft 1

3. My king Kong is proudly 6in 11/16

4. I run Track for college so I'm lean-muscled

5. I'm a Christian in Name... I don't even know my church name

6. I have an American accent(Heard Nigerians love those)

7. I'm dark-skinned, the darker, the Merrier

8. I dey school or you never hear? Which one be federal university If you feel better, I attend a flagship...UMD

9. My parents are Yoruba but I was raised in Baltimore city, Maryland

10. I have a Ford 2013 FusionHybrid(Environment friendly (

11. I can't share joint account with a Gold-Digga(Hope you understand sha)

12. Lets text 4 messages a day, save some Data

13. My teeth is whiter than Pearl Harbor's gate

14. I'm an independent Guy

15. I have plenty of swag

16. Lemme count my Boxers, I know say I get 18 singlets, Done...I get 16 boxers (I need to reduce it self

17. I live with a roommate but separate rooms...we fit even do _threesomes self?

18. I treat my Ladies and Gentlemen(No Homo) well

19. Why go back in civilization and use candles when Fluorescent Bulbs plenty for my crib.


That being said, I don't think I need a Gf...[/b]

Hahahaha nice one,i'm glad u the only reasonable person that has a great sense of humour.

Heromaniaa:
@ petkruz someone said you were looking for me?

Lmao, really?

Neeson:


Nairaland boys no dey flow with this kain joke, babe Dodge ur head o

Only the sad,broke jobless kids would take it personal. The ones who hide behind their phones to spew thrash and then run to the bathroom to jerk off.Otherwise this shouldn't cause an uproar.

Zceesneh:
am a comedian, i wasn't even being naive, i was joking, can u mode a man with clay? No bae boo cool down, u are too young to reach menopause, i was joking along with u

Ok no probs,sorry for the outburst, thought u were one of those under 20's, my bad.

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm He must be very tall He must be huge down there He must have 6 packs He must be a pentecostal or catholic He must be fluent in english He must be fair in complexion He must be a graduate from a federal university Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko We must open a joint account He must call 4times a day His teeth must be white so we can kiss well He mustn't be mummy's boy He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets His must be living alone He must be very romantic We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions?

hope to see u at Shiloh wen u clock 45....dumb bish.

petkruz:


Only the sad,broke jobless kids would take it personal. The ones who hide behind their phones to spew thrash and then run to the bathroom to jerk off.Otherwise this shouldn't cause an uproar.

Don't see it that way hon, country no get joy, everyone sensitive die. Not to worry tho, most would get the joke.

Your best bet is those rich, lightskinned Igbo or Uromi boys. You ruled out Calabar and they have a ton of fair guys.

Learnt ladies needs frm here
Tnx

carry mud and create him.

wetin mallam do u pet?