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PunkyVeer:
No. I'm not here for competitions so I have every right to pull my name out of one

come on,i tink in his research, he finds u worthy, y nt give it a trial honey

PunkyVeer:
Ok, but why didn't you 1st consult us before putting up our names for some pageant? Please remove my name from this list. Thanks.

, ur always acting over too serious wit ur life haba, diaris a word like epiphata, in english it means be open.

PunkyVeer:
Ok, but why didn't you 1st consult us before putting up our names for some pageant? Please remove my name from this list. Thanks.

, ur always acting over serious, even dis lil stuff, ur taking it serious, is ur name d only name der?, sigh.

IamLEGEND1:

una funny 4dis nairaland die.

Cutehector:
hey bro wassup, can see ur nw perfectin ur skills..

lol, skills keh?, hwfar d stuff, d work, hope it went well

Ok, Udeme.

IamLEGEND1:
you can call me Effiong.

Lwkmd

mayor10:
Hello#I need urgent help from experienced niqqas and baes and the men in the house.It's Not A Joking Matter#It Might Sound Fictitious Buh It Isn't. Xo Leme Narrate My Ordeal.

Yeh!Holiday Av Been Somewhat Boring To Me Xo Decided To Leave Home Xo I Cud Be Free To Do All Those Things I Really Couldn't Do At Home.

Yeh!On Monday I Ad Sex With A Friend Who Came Visiting After Being On Vacation For Over 3weeks.We Went Several Rounds And I Cummed Xo Hard Each Round As We Spent Over 20mins On Each Round#


As My Luck Wud Av It, I Received A Message From My Old Time Crush Onlyn And She Told Me She Wasn't Far From Where I Was#We Hooked Up She Came Around 3 and Left Around 5;30 buh Didn't Leave Without Having Her Own Share Of Ma Fuel.Remember There's Fuel Scarcity.

Yesterday Didn't Really Have Time To Rest As I Went Visiting A Female Friend Tha Have Been Posting#We Didn't Have Sex Buh We Ad 1st Class Romance.She Even Gave Me Head Tha I Had To Cum Hard Buh I Noticed Ma Cum Wasn't As Thick As It Ought To Be And Wasn't Really White.Wasn't Really Bothered.

The Real Deal Started Today When My Girlfriend Came Visiting#The Only Gurl I Can't and Will Never Say No to No Matter How Tired I Am.

Yeh!Av Really Missed Her#There Is A Saying Tha Sex Is Sex Buh I Wud Never Concurr To That#Sex With Some1 You Emotionally Attached to Can Never Be Compared To Sex With a Random Gurl#
We've Actually Missed Each Other Xo We Didn't Waste Much Time#Did I Remember To Tell You Shez D Only Gurl I Sleep With Without Using Protection#Yeh Shez Ma One And Only.
We had the first round and I cummed within 2minutes or xo#not bothered bouh that the cum was xo transparent and Light#av never seen such a sperm b4#was like a liquid pap#she was surprsied buh she trusts me xo didn't. Think in tha direction u all thinking#she thinks shez d only beneficiary of my schlolarship#i released in her as I cudnt stop the flow of the sperm remember it wasn't thick#i cleaned off and we continued#2nd round lasted for bouh 10minutes and I released again buh this was way more liquid than the fiirst 1 and was brown in color or xo#buh wasn't looking lyk a sperm#after that dickson went limb and all efforts to bring it back to life went futile#she sucked me#did all she could buh it didn't come to life#even took a herb buh still the same results##she went home buh I could tell she was disappointed buh didn't really show it as it has never happened before.

Xo ma questions are
1)Will dickson still come back to life
2)Why the change in sperm color and thickness
3)Can tha watery sperm impregnate her?

Please I need mature and urgent responses#remember its not a joking matter.Thanks#God bless

Gibberish.

Cutehector:
u r stll a learner...

friendzone ain't deathzone bro...it depends on hw u carry urslf with the said gal.

Cutehector:
u r stll a learner...

friendzone ain't deathzone bro...it depends on hw u carry urslf with the said gal...hwfar??

Mzflexydeeva:
true! A lot of ladies need orientation cos they are influenced by others

yea, dats d word, influence. Am a victim, u decided to show genuine love to a gal, d next tin is, she'd start tellin her frns dat maga don fall.

Gibberish...

YourMain:
I live in Ireland.

cooL...so, hws ireland

Jregz:
SOMETIMES I WISH I SAY BE MOD

L0L....shey u for just give d op life ban??

YourMain:
I live in Ireland.

cooL.

Cutehector:
Whenever i see threads like this, i understand one thing, the authors r very sensible. And should deserve the very best.

yea, i agree wit u, bt no marra hw real and natural u appear b4 dem gals, dey'd still wanna magarize u, even wen u come wit no alterior motives.

yyeanqah:
End time

wats wit u guys and dis end tym gibberish?, no be say u be born agn sef. @d topic, op, i cant trust my gf u knw?, cos erri gal dating a guy is just waiting for a berra offer or option frm anoda guy day myt come her way.

YourMain:
Lol in Ireland .

still studying, or done??

Op, u'd only incure disadvantage wen ur dating de wrong person.

coha:
There is no disadvantage to it, rather.it gives peace of mind n honestly u will be more focused...talking from xperince though.

hi...

YourMain:
I'm not in nigeria...

k pardon my hasty intuition...wich part of de planet r u

chiefmidwife:
I hv never had a girlfriend and am nt willing to
I just need a wife at the right time

we do nt just date for dating sake or cosof of sex, we do date so we would knw hw to manage 'em gals in future, if u undastand wat i mean. U need to date so u'd learn hw to tolerate women, odawise, it will affect u in future.

YourMain:
Thank you.

yua wlcm titi..... Wich part of naija r u?

Hmmmm....sm men sha....

YourMain:
Why ?

yua pweery..... And u got me hypnotized....

Rocktation:
Asides the fact that i'm a bit cynical, which i've discovered is attractive somewhat to guys (atleast the ones i've dated), i put the beauty in beautifulll. But then again, you mightn't believe me since i've got no pic on NL.

hi, hw r u?

YourMain:
Ehm. I was born in nigeria... Yoruba

hmmmm...u dp rendered me speechless...

YourMain:
Ehm no. I've no idea what that is sorry...

hahahaha...lwkmfinish...so, wer u frm

YourMain:
I am. I study neuroscience and physiology .

gudt, ur an akwa ibomite ryt

YourMain:
Ehm does it really matter ?

come on, be proud of ur discipline

YourMain:
Not medicine Anyways

i knw, buh wah r u studyin??

YourMain:
I was kidding. Well not really I find men with medical degrees really attractive... Women too

But ahm no resilience and the ability to command respect. It's the best thing when a man doesn't expect you to respect him because he's a man but of the qualities he has. So yeah.

wat r u studyinq