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Agriculture / Re: Hunter Killed A Warthog, Civet And Other Wild Animals by fistonati(m): 5:59pm On Mar 27
Amalgamation married still joined us
Ever8090:
I think say animals don finish for Nigeria..
Nairaland / General / Re: The Origin Of "Go And Flit My Room" (Throwback Photo) by fistonati(m): 10:24am On Mar 26
Naija and abuse of words sha
Now i know why Paradise is equal to Paradise

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 21 Trucks For Smuggling Foodstuffs To Neighbouring Countries by fistonati(m): 10:30pm On Mar 05
Is that supposed to be EFCC duty?
Misplaced priority

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranks Eighth In Happiest African Countries by fistonati(m): 8:28pm On Mar 02
Suffering and smiling nation

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Religion / How The Apostles Died by fistonati(m): 3:20pm On Oct 29, 2023
HOW THE APOSTLES DIED.

1. Matthew
Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.

2. Mark
Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead.

3. Luke
Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost.

4. John
Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death.
John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully

5. Peter
He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross.
According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.

6. James
The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his
enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club.
* This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.

7. James the Son of Zebedee
was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.

8. Bartholomew
Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.

9. Andrew
Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.

10. Thomas
Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent.

11. Jude
Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.

12. Matthias
The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded.

13. Paul
Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many
epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.

Perhaps this is a reminder to us that our sufferings here are indeed minor compared to the intense persecution and cold cruelty faced by the apostles and disciples during their times For the sake of the Faith. And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: But he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Pass on to encourage other Christians
Why Do we feel sleepy in Prayer,
But stay awake through a 3 hour movie?
Why are we so bored when we look at the HOLY BOOK,
But find it easy to read other books?
Why is it so easy to ignore a msg about God,
Yet we forward the nasty ones?
Why are Prayers getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are expanding
Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity,
But very difficult to engage with God?
Think about it, are you going to forward this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you will get laughed at?
Forward this to all your friends.
80% of you won't forward this.
God said: If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you on the day of judgment:

When one door closes, God opens two: If God has opened doors for you, send this message to everyone on your contact list.

Make this message your contribution to the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ, be blessed.

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Politics / Re: There Are Conflicting Letters From CSU On Tinubu’s Certificate - Justice Okoro by fistonati(m): 1:08pm On Oct 23, 2023
Obviously
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Dismisses APM’s Appeal Against Tinubu’s Election by fistonati(m): 11:43am On Oct 23, 2023
Ok
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas, Israeli Troops Clash In Gaza Ahead Of War’s ‘next Stage’ by fistonati(m): 11:18am On Oct 23, 2023
You need to be duly informed.
b0rn2fuck:
At least the terrorist started it, but the world is blaming the defendant.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas, Israeli Troops Clash In Gaza Ahead Of War’s ‘next Stage’ by fistonati(m): 10:44am On Oct 23, 2023
Unguided commemts will flood this space now

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Travel / Re: FG To Shut Third Mainland Bridge For Repairs by fistonati(m): 11:39am On Oct 19, 2023
banners will flow around the bridge as usual.
That's the only repairs lagosians are seeing

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Politics / Re: Agbakoba Defends Tinubu Over ‘Return’ Of Subsidy, Urges Institutional Palliative by fistonati(m): 8:37pm On Oct 17, 2023
Wailers are those who sees nothing bad in government activities even when it negatively affected collective interests of the people.

May God heal our mind's

MS247:
Buhari removed Subsidy.... wailers 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅🙅‍♀️😑

Tinubu anouced no Subsidy budget in 2022 budget .... Wailers 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️🙅😑


Tinubu adds subsidy to suplimentarry budget... Wailers. 😑😑😑🙅🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️

🤔🤔 wetin wailers want

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Politics / Re: Agbakoba Defends Tinubu Over ‘Return’ Of Subsidy, Urges Institutional Palliative by fistonati(m): 8:35pm On Oct 17, 2023
Failures unlimited

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Career / International Conference In Vancouver, Canada On AI by fistonati(m): 10:42pm On Oct 12, 2023
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Education / International Conference On AI In Canada by fistonati(m): 10:32pm On Oct 12, 2023
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Exclusive Graphic Images From Israel By First Responders by fistonati(m): 10:19pm On Oct 12, 2023
When the isralis were bombing it's host, you guys were claiming it's in the bible but when retaliation comes in, it.turned to game of superiority.
May God heal and save our mind's.
Minime10:
Then Hamas was being cheered on when they were killing the Israelis unprovoked
Foreign Affairs / Re: Exclusive Graphic Images From Israel By First Responders by fistonati(m): 10:32am On Oct 12, 2023
Israel is occupying where they harboured it forcefully but the west blind to tag it genocide

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Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Jets Out To Germany - Picture by fistonati(m): 8:42pm On Oct 09, 2023
Very obvious
Createdbest:
Tribalism has eaten deep into your brain.
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Jets Out To Germany - Picture by fistonati(m): 8:40pm On Oct 09, 2023
How I wish Buhari will be made to face for his crimes against Nigerians.
Emefiele can't be in prison without his commander.
BloodyDoe:
They said he's a UK citizen, they said UK would rain fire and brimstones of sanctions on Nigeria but alas the terrorist is still in our clenched fist, 2 years and still counting. I know you pigs wish it was kanu jetting out of Nigeria but no, he will have to pay for his crimes by death
Foreign Affairs / Re: 44 Soldiers, 34 Police Officers Killed In Hamas Attack (Names & Photos) by fistonati(m): 7:05pm On Oct 08, 2023
Go and read history of where Israel is claiming today objectively, it would help educate you better.
michresakidjo:


There's no freedom for these Arab land grabbers. You should know better now that the odds are against your Arab brothers.
Religion / Re: DJ Switch Slams Pastor Adeboye by fistonati(m): 12:23am On Oct 03, 2023
Can you please list what he's done for Nigeria? The floor is open
WhisperedNoise:
She just said something very unnecessary and a bit da.ft.

EA ADEBOYE IS NOT YOUR PRESIDENT
EA ADEBOYE HAS NEVER BEEN YOUR PRESIDENT
EA ADEBOYE HAS NEVER BEEN A POLITICIAN
EA ADEBOYE HAS DONE MORE FOR NIGERIA THAN MANY POLITICIANS
EA ADEBOYE HAS FREEDOM OF SPEECH
Politics / Re: Mohbad's Death: Lagos Police Constitutes Special Investigation Team by fistonati(m): 5:52pm On Sep 18, 2023
False hope

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Politics / Re: God Will Build Nigeria Through President Tinubu — Kumuyi by fistonati(m): 12:00am On Aug 23, 2023
This is what the same pastor kumuyi said for buhari in 2017, before buhari monstered Nigerians

plaindealer:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/08/godll-build-nigeria-through-president-tinubu-kumuyi/

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Ministers Of Defence Resume Office (picture) by fistonati(m): 6:54pm On Aug 22, 2023
Maybe they have something in common

SalamRushdie:
Tinubu made tow Northerners Minister of Defense?
Education / Re: Check Out This Number Five Question From UNIUYO Philosophy Exam by fistonati(m): 3:40pm On Aug 22, 2023
It's an Applied question.
Challenge yiur instincts
Benblaq:
You go really explain tire
Romance / Re: Do You Believe in No-Sex Before Marriage? by fistonati(m): 8:08pm On Jul 29, 2023
It's no longer advisable, considering what's breaking homes and level of Indiscipline
Politics / Re: Fuel Hike: Public Complaints Company Adjusts Work Schedule by fistonati(m): 10:02pm On Jul 22, 2023
Unfortunately Tinubu brought this mess upon itself and the nation, if he had not unjustly fought Goodluck Jonathan then, Nigeria would have moved on from the mess. Instead, he used all available resources to ground Nigeria because of cheap political scores that's now hunting him today.

Karma never forgets, even when you have.

Acekidc4:
Everybody blaming Tinubu for their woes and problems. Even their Marital problems they will still blame Tinubu, barren women go still blame Tinubu for their Childlessness, drunk man go still blame Tinubu for his drunkenness, husbands wey dey beat and maltreat their Wives will still blame Tinubu for their foolishness oooo, Arm robber, Murderer and Drug pusher go still blame Tinubu ooooo. Even Rapist go blame Tinubu for his or her Shameful acts. All of Una no just get Sense. Most people Na Malu mentality Dem dey use live life. Rubbish Personnels.

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Politics / Re: Fuel Hike: Public Complaints Company Adjusts Work Schedule by fistonati(m): 9:58pm On Jul 22, 2023
Ok
If public complaints, a body that's saddled with hearing complaints can adjust to reality, what's stopping others. This is telling us that obviously something is wrong with this administration that's less than 100 weeks
COVID-19 happened, Nigerians adjusted to reality, onlY that the shock absorbers may wane this time.

May God heal our mind's and our land

We just have to keep pushing and hoping for the best against the beast.

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Politics / Re: ₦‎620 Per Litre: This Isn’t What We Voted For, Tinubu’s Supporter Laments by fistonati(m): 7:05pm On Jul 18, 2023
Laffs
They said physical appearance doesn't matter but the brain, now Nigerians are seeing the heinous outcome of the brain.

Posterity will judge Nigerian leaders for crime against the masses

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Politics / Re: My Administration Will Make Corruption Unattractive - Tinubu Assures Nigerians by fistonati(m): 4:55pm On May 04, 2023
Nairaland / General / Re: Police Officer Gifts Students New Pair Of Socks In Lagos (Video, Photos) by fistonati(m): 4:54pm On May 04, 2023
possibly doing what God assigned her to do.
xpressionx:
Its that same woman that was making sure they were well dressed while crossing the road.

Kudos to her.
Nairaland / General / Re: Police Officer Gifts Students New Pair Of Socks In Lagos (Video, Photos) by fistonati(m): 4:53pm On May 04, 2023
stylishly advertising the content on the billboard
Foreign Affairs / Re: Stampede Erupts At Ramadan Charity Distribution In Sanaa: 85 Killed, 322 Injured by fistonati(m): 5:44pm On Apr 20, 2023
You started by making sense only to delve into the tool they're using to divide Nigerians.

May God heal our lands and Heart.

GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, I will like to use this opportunity to wish our Muslim brothers and sisters a peaceful Ramadan. May Allah accept your Ibadah. We Christians and Muslims are one, only unscrupulous politicians like Peter Obi try to divide us for selfish gains. sad

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