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Autos / Re: Neat Reg Toyota Camry by fiveas: 11:35am On Dec 26, 2016
scammers are liable to hell fire
Autos / Re: Cityhood Of Dada Motors Won't Refund Me After Delivering A Dead SUV by fiveas: 11:28am On Dec 26, 2016
what a biiiiiiig disappointment for prospective auto buyer on nairaland to say the least.
Autos / Re: Super Clean Reg 2005 Honda Accord With Well love-vendor Interior 4 1.1m asking!! by fiveas: 7:59am On Dec 24, 2016
Good , interested but why is the plate number hidden
Autos / Re: Clean And Seldomly Used Lexus GS 300 For Quick Grab by fiveas: 8:28pm On Dec 22, 2016
more than pictures of the side and back views pls
Autos / Re: SOLD...Tin-can Cleared 2009 Toyota Corolla LE Gold Color ***5627 by fiveas: 12:32pm On Dec 21, 2016
Pls, let's know the prices of each of the corrola and where they are for inspection. thanks
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by fiveas: 9:53pm On Dec 17, 2016
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to MMM. The world of Monkeys !
Be wise.
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Religion / Re: Paul Enenche Gets Chieftaincy Title (PHOTOS) by fiveas: 6:51pm On Dec 17, 2016
What a great disappointment!!! Truly, Nigerian pastors proclaiming to love the work of God doesn't really do but are only going after satisfaction of their earthly lust. Satan has won over their soul and love for
Christ. Shameful to say the least.
Politics / Re: Buhari Should Forget South-west In 2019 – Fasehun by fiveas: 8:51am On Dec 17, 2016
clearer picture of 2019 shall emerge in 2017 .All we are seeing now are rehearsals of propositions .
Religion / Re: Bishop Obinim: "I Enlarge Men’s Joysticks, Women’s Butt After Touching Them" by fiveas: 3:59pm On Dec 07, 2016
Blind man leading fellow dumb and blind cohort towards damnation. Yeye deh smell

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