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sexkillz: [color=#000030]This is why i call people dumb. . .

Now listen and learn, kid.

You are either single or married. If you are not married, you are single, even though you may or may not have a gf/bf. Someone being single doesn't mean they are not in a relationship. . .

Stop being so dumb, 4 months into a new year. . .
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this small boy is a real bumbling idiothick coward o. He modified his post were he said 5 months initially and also modified mine too were i quoted him. This is real abuse of mod power! Why the Bleep are you correcting your mistakes?? Do you feel so insecure? Are you trying to say you are perfect. Seriously you're a bleeping lanugo haired kid!
He is still wrong sha, cos i guess what he wants to say is 4 months to a new year not 'into' cos into means we already in it. Lol, oya come and modify the posts. Lol kid!

tonyfrenzy: The day before, she did something naugthy and I have 2 blast her, though privately and I knew it hit her so hard. She was deeply hurt, tho i wanted it that way coz ladies can be annoyingly silly most times. The effect was electric.
I furthered by not calling her that day again. The following day, I called late in d evenin, well, d angel picked it only to answer, " why ar u callin me now? Is it because u dd dat yesterday? Now u're telling me watz up" and she dropped d call. Infact, i was was vexed but if a woman shld behave like one, a man shld b a man. I called immediately nd she ignored it.
Then i started conversing wt her where she cannot ignore it, Whatsapp, BB messneger.
A mixture of petting and cockiness. Making her realise her f**k ups, praising her good side and yet otherwise.

She was online reading every bit of d re-toasting and i know she'll be blushing... I chatted her 4 close to 20 mins unreplied, then i called. Ignored. Then i told her " Angel, U've started ur own,right? Actually, i'll still tell u sorry bt u can't expect me 2 come nd postrate 4 u. Hold urself" nd i furthered it Do u know taht U hurt me more? in a text msg. Then i let her be and went 2 flex 4 d evenin.
About 2hrs later when I was back around 9:30pm, i remembered her nd called. At d first ring she picked it up, then i asked Babe, are u still vexed? After a lil reluctance, she answered No. That's her, she's back.
But is d whole show manly?

you did just fine. I commend. . .
But next time dont be so explicit. Some morons will take you as a simpleton

sexkillz: [color=#000030]This is why i call people dumb. . .

Now listen and learn, kid.

You are either single or married. If you are not married, you are single, even though you may or may not have a gf/bf. Someone being single doesn't mean they are not in a relationship. . .

Stop being so dumb, 4 months to a new year. . .
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now you listen small boy,
first of all we are 8 months into a not so new year (nairaland has made you loose connection with the outside world)
secondly single can mean anything, ranging from being totally alone, not having a relationship to not being married, depending on the context you use it (the context of mine was clear).
So go get your dictionary and learn. You're still growing anyway, you have a long way to go!

Lol. . .so the men also cry. . .

Single and damn satisfied!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Single and loving it. . .
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i been think say dem say you get girlfriend, she don leave you?? Lmao!
Na for nl you go come dey flex e-libido

@ op, did you really expect people to praise your gf?? On nairaland?? Lolllol

I have about 15 girlfriends, which do i post now? . . .

Goldieluks: Who dey there??

Go wash your pant, e dey smell

spikes C: You don finally get free browsing, abi na person phone u dey use

chaka!

adaobi123: tall because im 5 ft 9

like seriously??

spikes C: You want face me, go chop o cos my beaf dey cause ulcer

my own dey cause barrett's oesophagus. You wan try??

[quote author=Mynd_44]Can you at least keep my name off your fingers? I aint gay dude you don't turn me on[/quote]lol, see as you rush come reply. Oya go back to your rathole!

spikes C: So, what are you

dude you are even more boring than mynd

kunlery911: i swear only ugly ppl will comment on dis post apart from me cuz i just wanted u guys to know the true lol n any person that comment after me is ugly as well......smh

you sound like an illiterate. No offeinse.

Antivirus92: If idowugbo no wowo make i no do nairaland again!

bros if you wan bet, bet with better thing, no be with something wen dey obvious!

Everytime i look at the mirror, i thank the Lord who made me that i'm not ugly. Meeehnn, that thing is worse than a handicap and is even worse for females.
Them go soon open UGLY PEOPLES FOUNDATION (UPEF)

ijebabe: ^So what is it that you do exactly?

lmao

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Diss On Peepz - No One Is gon Ban U dis time. . .Itz a democratic Thread!

But HEY I hate it when male folks get down On a PC and take it as a challenge to get into war of wordz with a Feminine Gender [/color]

i hate it too, xept that idobobo is not feminine by any standards!

Antelope i see you, go to church!

[quote author=Mynd_44]No mind am.
Flash is even the funniest.
"I don't do parents" that is his hiding place[/quote]try for a moment no matter how hard it is to get my name outer your mouth! Tard, i dont do man-childs! That will be sissy abuse.

Vote for #team eyes!

^^ ^Hahahahahah lwtmb!!
Na id be that confirm! Kai, people are wucked!

bennyraz: Any time i see people fighting and they begin to insult their parents.. I simply term them as Bastards.

yo, i dont do parents stuff. Fucktards quickly switch to it when they got no more lines. Esp fat-id with her booooring yo mama jokes and crammed agbero lines wey no get congruence!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Benny, I dey jorh
Intel got to me that Flash was acting up again but Idowuogbo silenced him so I can safely go back to hibernating.
And who is this hornipipe guy? His lines are lame and he is too quick to pill the parents stunt that is a sign of running outta ideas[/quote]jeez, how dumb can this tard get??
Idowu silenced who? The only way she coulda done that was if she had posted those hideous conjuctivitised eyes on this thread. I for quit immediately! Who wan dream about smiggle for night?

spikes C: thank God mynd no come last night, he for dull the thread. Big headed hipopotamus

lmao!! Guy you are wicked!

Idowuogbo: Ur face alone dey give monkey hard on.

Booting....

you never boot finish??
Your eyes go make casanova embrace celibacy.

Idowuogbo: Lmfaooo!!! It dey pain d alligator o! Imagine! As zoo animal, u still not getting d attention of tourists. oh boi! Ur face alone dey give monkey hard on.

Booting....

lmao!! Did you say face?? Atleast i had the courage to put it up. When will you ever show your shrek-like face for all to see apart from those jaundiced eyes that has been there for decades. Lmao! She actually thinks they are cute

spikes C: Na who dey fear that old mama self




**hides behind flash**

bros you dey fall my hand o, why you dey fear that fat fugly fool wey no fit waka, na to sit down behind computer all day dey form agbero lol. Internet hero! Wannabe!

Idowuogbo: Ask ur father, his spermmm might b main reason ur mum bin farting all day.

its friday, your mates dey club now with their boyfriends, na im you carry your fat body dey block road for here.
Shift abeg make we percive fresh air. Kai, i'm choking!