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cindyrella: Thank God he spent the five minutes on my mom
You see unlike you, I know my father, can u boost of that?
You are here busy calling people hugly, when u don't even know wot ur Ape looking father actually looks like. Shame...
You Product of a one night stand!

e no sweet, like bf like gf. . . .
btw what is boost??

hornipipe: the_flat assed bitch started ı̣̣̣
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..ℓ̊ was_having a convo with b4_she came forth with her ugly face...and..truth be told ℓ̊ noticed the_face www.nairaland.com/967122/romance-sections-off-topic-chat/86

flat assed??
#team flat_ass

doyindav: Sorry...English?

fatality!

Idowuogbo: Yeah...it's ur mother farting.

ah ah naa, i no call person name naa, abi you have a confession to make??

Btw i'm smelling fat in this thread

hornipipe: don't u_think your father should have_spent that 5minutes he spent on ur_mom some years ago wanking his peanut sized dick off? U_ daughter of a premature ejaculator#

guy e don do naaa, na fight

spikes C: You and cheap things
Na so u miss school because e no come cheap

my broda, country hard naa, na GEJ and sexkillz cause am.

hornipipe: hahahaha keep up with this flimsy excuse lmao!! U_want me_to leave the_ugly part of_u_and search for_another part...that's never gonna happen..._ u_are ugly!!!! Hahaha not_only ugly but_ugly and_short..short people are_wicked that i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ why God Decided to_punish u_with that face..._ugly!!!

permission to laugh
1 pt!

spikes C: i have Big coke (50cl), who wants

i want pepsi product. Its cheaper!

ijebabe: ^ Still stuck with that line, I see!

Come up with something new. You are getting lamer!

you have no line at all. . .

hornipipe: i_know what_ur problem is_u get goose pimples whenever i call u_ugly..but_sorry gal u_cant do a thing about it_
...if u_are ugly u_are ugly for_ life u-cant do a thing about it_
.U_ just have_to manage...i_dont wanna disgrace u_some more..ℓ̊ would have_asked u_to upload ur_facial pic so_we all can finally see the_big faced shrek behind the_
handle ijebabe...babe indeed...ℓ̊ laff in spanish

2 pts!!
Horni 4:1 ije(shrek)babe

wey the chips naa

ijebabe: What a dullard.

While you're ranting like a biatch with those bony fingers at that cafe, look at yourself closely. It is guys like you that are fugly beyond comprehension. You keep on calling OBJ when his butt cheeks look much better than you. A[i]ss[/i]wipe!

1 pt

hornyp 2:1 ijebabe

plantain chips please. . . . -_-

hornipipe: u_see this slowpoke..u_do not_understand english...next time ℓ̊'ll use setswana...you will never be 1/4 as cute as OBJ and_i repeat you will never be 1/4 as cute as abj because in the_hierachy of ugly fucktards like you__OBJ is-considered cute...now get that into that 9 inches sized block u_got hanging on your neck

2 points!

Hello. . .
Tgif.

Yield: Communication²

^5

xynerise: my runaway bride

bride?? Isnt there a certain age one is no more qualified to be a bride ffs!

xynerise: I thought u are gay?

a night with skydeep will confirm

Yield:

make i give you one hot slap. j/k

Aren't you happy it's a new month?

new month, same ol routine, same ol shiit.
Well well, happy new month to you. Smile.

[quote author=omo_to_dun]@ OP

I respectfully somewhat disagree. Because there exist degrees of beauty and because of the subjectivity of appraising beauty, it is inevitable that our perception of some folks would also vary.

However, there are some folks who fall on the extreme ends of beauty---folks whose pristine beauty or ugliness are so decided that no human would deny its existence. No human being has ever
accused Jay-Z or Obasanjo of being remotely handsome. These men are wonderfully and fearfully molded with the holy clay of quintessential ugliness. An atheist could even use their ugliness as
a talking point to support their belief that God does not exist, for if he did, how could he be so cruel as to make faces that only a mother could love?


On the other end of the spectrum are women like Aishwarya Rai, Gabrielle Union, etc. Of course, some may not deem them the sexiest women alive, but, in no eyes of any human, will these women
be seen as ugly. [/quote]tell them bro

xynerise: I need a loaf of zobo drink pls

i need a night with skydeep pls

iyatrustee: from ur bricklaying work right? sorry oh, money no easy to come by!

Yield: Happy New Month, y'all.

who ask you??

There are ugly people and there are UGLY people! No one can justify the later group.
Op i sincerely hope you aint among.

Tired. . . .

Idowuogbo: So?

nothing o, just reminds me of a certain analogy about a kettle and a pot

Flashaldrin: yea very wet dreams o!
Who wont be drenched in sweat after seeing such horror in the dream??

i pity cindy

Idowuogbo: U go hang urself on top my matter one day.

Mama oldie! do u need vouchers for a face-lift?

you called someone oldie??

[quote author=Mynd_44]The gay assembly is back. I wonder what straight guys are doing having nostalgia over another guy's picture. A good thing I did not upload a full pic.
I know Flash still has wet dreams over it[/quote]yea very wet dreams o!
Who wont be drenched in sweat after seeing such horror in the dream??

Shollypopz: there is no way you can get to know a girl, think she has good character and behavior, and still see her as ugly....it's impossible!
you begin to love the physical flaws that you thought made her ugly, when you see her all you see is how amazing she is
it's like her ugliness fades out and she becomes uniquely beautiful to you

na wetin you use console yourself??

Friends girlfriend former friend friend. . . Am confused!

Fakey!

Andd how is this romantic??

Its one thing to say you can date and marry an ugly girl and its another thing to actually do it.
Say what you mean!