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Politics › Re: Linda Ikeji, Buhari, Dangote And Others Make New Africa Magazine List by Flashh: 9:00am On Nov 24, 2015

vivianblog1:
Great people

[color=#225484]Let me see you at the FTC on your thread again if I won't ban you. [/color]

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Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Oba Enitan Ogunwusi Makes 1st Public Appearance A Day After Secret C by Flashh: 8:32am On Nov 24, 2015

olaide721:
Can't u pple apply sense for once? I think u don't really know what END time means because u don't even find time to educate yourself on it must u say END TIME to all thread? So if the king happens to be your blood brother will u have said such stupid word?
#THINK

[color=#225484]Did I even say end time?

You lack humor, that makes you look and sound silly when you talk.

See the way the idiot is taking panadol on another man's headache. Don't descend your frustration on me because I will shove it back in your mouth.

Shift, and don't trespass on my lane. [/color]

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Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Oba Enitan Ogunwusi Makes 1st Public Appearance A Day After Secret C by Flashh: 10:40pm On Nov 23, 2015*

[color=#225484] Should I call this end time appearance? [/color]

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Politics › Re: Gumsi Abacha Shares Some Family Photos, Including Her Mother by Flashh: 10:36pm On Nov 23, 2015*

[color=#225484]Who are they? [/color]

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Family › Re: 'my Husband Rented A Flat For Our Maid' - Wife by Flashh: 10:11pm On Nov 23, 2015*

[color=#225484]Your husband rented a "flat" for his new wife, not ''face me I face you", and you still have the guts to call her your housemaid?

Madam, you better respect yourself. [/color]

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Lost Two Jobs I Needed Today. by Flashh: 8:55pm On Nov 23, 2015

[color=#225484]Go and fight the witches in your village asap. [/color]

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Celebrities › Re: Adaeze Yobo, Her Son And Mum In Adorable Photos by Flashh: 10:58pm On Nov 22, 2015

HungerBAD:
Vaseline crew oya food don come.

[color=#225484]Vaseline for what?

You better grow up! [/color]

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Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Practical Ways To Battle Sexual Temptation In A Christian's Life by Flashh: 10:43pm On Nov 22, 2015*

Seunaj05:
11. Stop entering romance section on Nairaland

[color=#225484]Romance section is still holy.

Have you forgotten "sexuality section"? [/color]

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Nairaland General › Re: Tribute To Etruth! by Flashh: 8:58pm On Nov 22, 2015*

[color=#225484]R.I.P to the beloved fellow. [/color]

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Health › Re: Neurological Screening Test by Flashh: 10:01pm On Nov 21, 2015*

abbaapple:
Neur :oological screening Test.
Sit comfortably and feel calm.

You should be able to complete all 3 tests within 30 seconds or even less.

1. Find the letter C from below.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO C OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2. If you have already found the letter C, now find the digit 6 from below.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999 6 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3. Now find the letter N from below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM N MMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[color=#225484]Catcha. Very easy to spot. [/color]

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Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Story Caused By Malpractice by Flashh: 8:54pm On Nov 21, 2015*

xtervaganza:
your life must be so lame, boring and sad nit to see the humour in this very funny post

[color=#225484]You must be very dumb and ṣtupid.[/color]

xtervaganza:
yeah, tupid

Olopolo dudu

[color=#225484]Fuçk-off my mention, you fággot. [/color]

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Education › Re: Photos: A Nairalander Teacher Taking Selfie And The Student Want To Be Involved by Flashh: 8:35pm On Nov 21, 2015*

[color=#225484]A very local selfie and a very local teacher. [/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 21st November 2015 by Flashh: 7:30pm On Nov 21, 2015*

[color=#225484]Goooooooal!

Iniesta, God bless you.

*Modified

Suarez, a brace... 0:4. [/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 21st November 2015 by Flashh: 6:58pm On Nov 21, 2015*

[color=#225484]Goooooooal!!!!

Please where is Ronaldo? [/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 21st November 2015 by Flashh: 6:46pm On Nov 21, 2015

[color=#225484]Barcelona is ending this match with a win. [/color]

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Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Story Caused By Malpractice by Flashh: 4:38pm On Nov 21, 2015

[color=#225484]Lame and very boring jokes. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Slams Women Who Won't For Once, Have Sex With A Guy & Tell Him Off by Flashh: 4:05pm On Nov 21, 2015*

[color=#225484]Onwucheka, go home and learn how to respect elders, seems you can't make a point without tagging Buhari. [/color]

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Celebrities › Re: Photo: Guy Insults Shan George Over Comment On Instagram by Flashh: 3:23pm On Nov 21, 2015

slightlyMad:
grow up please, did you see the lolzzz in the first comment?
it is there for a reason.

[color=#225484]If you don't know how to comprehend, please don't jump into conclusion to embarrass yourself.[/color]

Politics › Re: 58 Quotable Quotes Of Goodluck Jonathan As He Turns 58 by Flashh: 12:22pm On Nov 21, 2015

suxkill:
if what you stand for, is to call your ex president names,monkey you will die of headache.
that's why I prescribed paracetamol earlier for you.
but if symptoms persist,utapiapia is there.

Buhari ass licker!!!

And you didn't insult Buhari and you ain't full of hate yourself? Seriously, you're the most ṣtupid person I ever came across on Nairaland.

Celebrities › Re: Photo: Guy Insults Shan George Over Comment On Instagram by Flashh: 12:03pm On Nov 21, 2015

obailala:
From the ways she sounded, it was obvious she was just being friendly... at least that's what I and many others who have read her comment could deduce and that's what she proved by her first response (haba lil bro, why so harsh). She was just throwing a friendly taunt but obviously, the paranoid dude missed it.

[color=#225484]Adhered! If I were the guy, I would have replied in a polite way, but people are different.[/color]

By the way, whats the meaning of guffed?

[color=#225484]Dictionary is there bro! Lol. [/color]

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Celebrities › Re: Photo: Guy Insults Shan George Over Comment On Instagram by Flashh: 11:40am On Nov 21, 2015*

obailala:
Goofed what?.... The guy was just being an immature and insecure overgrown baby... his hostile response was uncalled for because the comment by Shan was clearly a friendly taunt... Shan obviously wasnt expecting such a response from him.

[color=#225484]Mr man, there are difference between "guff" and "goof".

I understood you on that, don't conclude yet, she might use that as an assault or just being friendly.

Some people won't tolerant that question. [/color]

Olypeppy:
Even her first statement was more playful...The guy is just a sadist

slightlyMad:
grow up please, did you see the lolzzz in the first comment?
it is there for a reason.

ceeceeuwa:
If everybody minds their business Nairaland won't be what it is today!

Celebrities › Re: Photo: Guy Insults Shan George Over Comment On Instagram by Flashh: 11:20am On Nov 21, 2015*

chimajii:
U really made a fool out of urself with this statement of urs. Since I assume u're blind or disoriented, re-read her first response. It has 'lolz' to it, meaning, it's a light tone. The c u n t that is, the hush puppy just showed why he's still and will continue to be a puppy. Most celebs would disect and destroy at the next asking. Also I'll advice u to take the sticks out of ur a n u s.

[color=#225484]Why are you bringing out lame point outta your ass?

So if someone add "lol" to his/her statement, that now means they are trying to be funny or to be polite?

I can insult you and add "lol" to it, so get that into your empty brain.

Dòlt. Lol. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Girls What Attracts You When U 1st Sees A Guy by Flashh: 11:16am On Nov 21, 2015

Anyss:
Oooh. Ok now I get the meaning even if I still don't get the message. Thanks

[color=#225484]I later found out she ( misspicy ) meant something else.

She loves troubleshooting. [/color]

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan's 58th Birthday Celebration Photos by Flashh: 11:14am On Nov 21, 2015

spartan50:
very funny I forgot to laugh

Keep forgetting how to laugh.

Family › Re: How Facebook Relationship Ended 11-yr-old Marriage by Flashh: 10:40am On Nov 21, 2015*

pet4ril:
false my dear, there are still women that can be trusted

[color=#225484]I know, but they are very rear. [/color]

TheBossLadyK:
That is not true pls. it is vice versa

[color=#225484]OK! Maybe you can come and prove it to me. [/color]

Romance › Re: Girls What Attracts You When U 1st Sees A Guy by Flashh: 10:28am On Nov 21, 2015

misspicy:
then you don't understand yoruba slangs....

i said won po tea to ki fun e iwo na ko mu...

meaning they gave you a strong lie and you also believed it....

[color=#225484]Oh! Oh!! Oh!!!

If I had gone through the thread, I would understood what you meant. But I go through it, only read your post. So I said it exactly the way it was in your post.

Now I got it you... "Cooked up lies". [/color]

Celebrities › Re: Photo: Guy Insults Shan George Over Comment On Instagram by Flashh: 10:17am On Nov 21, 2015*

[color=#225484]Some people here capitalized on her last response, and they called that maturity?

She guffed at her first statement, that was the reason why she got that in return. Some people won't tolerate such question.

She would have just mind her business.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Girls What Attracts You When U 1st Sees A Guy by Flashh: 10:15am On Nov 21, 2015

misspicy:
@ female clown...

oh stop it jor,that is not what i mean and you know it

[color=#225484]Unless it is irony of what you posted. [/color]

Politics › Re: 58 Quotable Quotes Of Goodluck Jonathan As He Turns 58 by Flashh: 10:06am On Nov 21, 2015*

suxkill:
dude go and lick Buhari's ass as usual,that's your 4uking biz.
your hypocrisy stinks.you don't have respect for elders,yet you want ppl to respect your messiah
then you must be clown.
ass licker!!!

From the first time on this thread, you've been asslicking Jonathan's butt.

Just go to the library and brush up your ignorance, what's "crab" in your post? Admit that you guffed.

Now shove it again in your stinky ass, fággot.

suxkill:
condemned soul,fools like you were the pained ass who insulted GEJ first.
just as I termed you earlier (bloody hypocritic)
yet you don't want Buhari to be insulted.

masturbating zombie!!!

You can squeeze all your silly comments and shobe them in your stinky ass once again, WailingWailer fággot

Romance › Re: Girls What Attracts You When U 1st Sees A Guy by Flashh: 9:54am On Nov 21, 2015

misspicy:
oh...and i have been speaking it ever since i was born......

a guy said he dresses like otti(he meant uti) and the lady said she believes due to his moniker......so i gave her this reply

but she doesn't understand it ...so i want you to decode it for her

[color=#225484]This girl is a female clown, I later realized you brought me to another thread.

You that you said so, can't you decode it for her? [/color]

Anyss:
Meaning? Av consulted all the gods of yoruba land I know yet none could make meaning of your post

[color=#225484]She meant; She prepared a very nourishing thick tea for you, you too can have a drink. Otti indeed. [/color]

Romance › Re: Girls What Attracts You When U 1st Sees A Guy by Flashh: 9:30am On Nov 21, 2015

misspicy:
ehn maloro...motobe mo ju be lo

abeg you be my oga for this thing...i surrender

[color=#225484]I don't speak it that much, I stopped speaking it for a very long time when I was 9yr old.

You forced me to do that, but I just tried a bit, not good at it. [/color]

misspicy:
....lemme call uncle fla shh to help decode it

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan's 58th Birthday Celebration Photos by Flashh: 9:17am On Nov 21, 2015*

collyno1985:
U will remain the way u are to the rest of ur life In Jesus name. AMEN.

spartan50:
you are pathetic!

UkwuNnu:
Ana akogheri.
You can't understand zilch of their conversation yet you jump in like a hungry goat to show yourself.

move on toad

Ahmeduana:
BECAUSE THE THREAD IS NOT FOR BADA§$, IS NOT FOR NEVER DO WELL PEOPLE, IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT LACK HOME TRAINING, IS NOT FOR PEOPLE WITH EVIL MINDS, IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT WISH EVIL SHOULD BEFELL THEIR FELLOW HUMAN, AND IS NOT PEOPLE THAT DESTROY EVERY GOOD THAT THEIR FELLOW HUMAN HAVE DONE IN LIFE, SO FOR THOSE REASONS I MENTION, YOU WILL NOT FIND YOUR FELLOW EVILL MINDED ON THIS THREAD, YOU YOURSELF HOW DID YOU GET IN? YOU MUST HAVE STRAY LIKE A DOG!

All these miserable people couldn't get my joke, sorry, okay? I feel your pain.

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