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Politics › Re: Buhari PR Article On Financial Times Paid For By Delta And Cross River State Gov by Flashh: 8:09pm On Nov 26, 2015*

FreeGlobe:
Fuel was never sold 400 naira per litre during PDP's 16 year rule. Buhari is a disaster. The worst president ever

It's obvious when you people want to talk, you won't talk with evidence. Where did you bought your own fuel at 400 naira per litre, uselessglobe?

I just laugh at you gullibles wailing all over Nairaland at any given day.

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Family › Re: Another Missing Person. Please Help A Worried Family. by Flashh: 8:06pm On Nov 26, 2015

sonofananimal:
if them kidnapped you, you go know how grow people dey lost

[color=#225484]The Lord is my shepherd. [/color]

Car Talk › Re: Truck Falls On Okada At Oshodi-Apapa Expressway (Photos) by Flashh: 7:33pm On Nov 26, 2015

[color=#225484]Two crazy dudes up there wishing themselves death. SMH.[/color]

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Family › Re: Another Missing Person. Please Help A Worried Family. by Flashh: 7:25pm On Nov 26, 2015*

[color=#225484]I can't believe this grown up man is lost.

Check him at the next street you will see him there.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by Flashh: 7:18pm On Nov 26, 2015

Olayinka8793:
Bro,u got any tip on how to move myself out of the friendzone to the lover zone cos honestly I think am still in the friendzone cos we started out as friends and I suppose she have it in mind that I want to be more than just friends wit her.

[color=#225484]Just be a man, limit the talk/jokes you crack with her.

Try something romantic with her, and if you guys calls very well, you can try send her some sweet SMS every night for some few days. That's just the basic clue I could give now.

And if she didn't turn up with you, that means she's not into you. You can move on, but if you still want to stay stay behind, you guys can just be friends. [/color]

Celebrities › Re: Fela's Original Music Manuscript Posted By Seun Kuti On Instagram ( Photo) by Flashh: 6:48pm On Nov 26, 2015

[color=#225484]I bent the screen of my phone in many ways, I still couldn't understand what's on the ~~tissue paper~~ script. [/color]

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Celebrities › Re: The Amazing Bleaching Of Dayo Amusa (Before & After Pics) by Flashh: 10:12am On Nov 26, 2015

[color=#225484]Hypo sef will be shocked and ask her what she used to get white like this.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by Flashh: 11:07pm On Nov 25, 2015*

[color=#225484]Sent her airtime to call her boyfriend?

This (op) mumu small.

Basic signs to know a girl want to friendzone you:

1) If a girl tells you she can't date/marry a guy from one particular tribe, and you're from that tribe.

2).When she tells you she can't date/marry a guy from a particular occupation or what you studied/studying in school.

When she daredevilry tells you these to your face, try as much as possible to get outta that bondage. Don't waste your time, friendzone awaits you.

Because some girls have once told me they can't marry a doctor, because doctors don't normally have time for their wives, even when I don't have it in mind to date/marry them at all.[/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Shakhtar Donetsk Vs Real Madrid : UCL (3 - 4) On 25th November 2015 by Flashh: 10:53pm On Nov 25, 2015

obiorathesubtle:
Madrid lost??!

[size=15pt]I would like to thank everybody for this, thank you Jesus, thank you suarez, thank you mum, I love you for praying for barcelona! Shout out to my pastor, buhari, osibanjo, Late Audu, M.I, lionel messi, Neymar, suarez, goodluck jonathan, obasanjo! To everybody who made this loss possible, God will continue to bless you![/size]

[color=#225484]Are you sure you're okay bro?

Check scoreline. [/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Shakhtar Donetsk Vs Real Madrid : UCL (3 - 4) On 25th November 2015 by Flashh: 10:42pm On Nov 25, 2015

[color=#225484]This Benitez can't lead Madrid to glory. [/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Shakhtar Donetsk Vs Real Madrid : UCL (3 - 4) On 25th November 2015 by Flashh: 10:38pm On Nov 25, 2015

[color=#225484]Ha. [/color]

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Travel › Re: It's A Lie! Only 48 Nigerians Deported- Immigration by Flashh: 10:17pm On Nov 25, 2015

[color=#225484]Lalasticlala, I don't know why you deleted my comment for no reason. [/color]

Politics › Re: Dolapo & Yemi Osinbajo Celebrate 26th Wedding Anniversary by Flashh: 9:12pm On Nov 25, 2015

delectablegyal:
Nice concept.

[color=#225484]Keep switching from (m) to (f).

After you've been exposed. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Help I Slept With A One Week Old Widow On Her Matrimonial Bed, Any Repercussion? by Flashh: 8:37pm On Nov 25, 2015*

Targaryen:
there is a woman that lost her husband last week in a ghastly motor accident, "well b4 the accident she has been trying to seduce me so last week when i went to console her, after everybody had gone home i stayed back to boil water for her, so i took the water to her room for tea, so she used that opportunity to seduce me and i fell 4 her so i had sex with her, but now im afraid if there are repercussions in what i did? "cc lalasticlala, dominique

[color=#225484]You slept with a widow after she lost her husband in just one week, and you want us to do what?

I won't blame Konji for this... You and the woman are very ṣtupid. [/color]

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Politics › Re: New Peak Power Generation Record Of 4883.9MW - TCN by Flashh: 8:08pm On Nov 25, 2015

lasisi69:
H

End time, right?

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Celebrities › Re: Woman Accuses Omotola's Husband Of Bleaching On Instagram by Flashh: 7:12pm On Nov 25, 2015*

[color=#225484]Foreveramaka, I'm waiting for you on Whatsapp. [/color]

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Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Oba Enitan Ogunwusi Makes 1st Public Appearance A Day After Secret C by Flashh: 10:52pm On Nov 24, 2015*

olaide721:
If I typed senseless things, I think a senseless fellow like u will read it and point out errors for sensible fellow like me to make correction or what do u think?

[color=#225484]Why do you quote the same post again to spew thrash?

You're very ṣtupid. [/color]

olaide721:
Why are u so angry? But i taught u can abuse na? Stupid mofo

#IDIOT

[color=#225484]Where's this fággot coming from? [/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Roma UCL (6 - 1) On 24th November 2015 by Flashh: 10:36pm On Nov 24, 2015

[color=#225484]Harvest of goals. [/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Roma UCL (6 - 1) On 24th November 2015 by Flashh: 10:27pm On Nov 24, 2015

fredoooooo:
Who Roma offend

[color=#225484]Barcelona. [/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Roma UCL (6 - 1) On 24th November 2015 by Flashh: 10:10pm On Nov 24, 2015*

[color=#225484]They should stop the match, Roma shouldn't embarrass themselves any further. [/color]

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Culture › Re: Why It Is Offensive To Give/Receive With Your Left Hand? by Flashh: 9:52pm On Nov 24, 2015

misspicy:
it portrays the personality behind the moniker

[color=#225484]Hmmm... OK! [/color]

Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Oba Enitan Ogunwusi Makes 1st Public Appearance A Day After Secret C by Flashh: 9:49pm On Nov 24, 2015

olaide721:
Thanks mr know it all bur I want u to know that ur English can not put anything in ur pocket all what u can get from it is only Ego as u are displaying it here now
#Nautyfool

[color=#225484]As usual, the dimwitted fellow will still keep embarrassing himself.

Why can't you just shut the fuçk up? Dólt. [/color]

Politics › Re: Photos Of Bukola Saraki With David Mark by Flashh: 9:14pm On Nov 24, 2015*

gassdon:
PDP boy in APC

End Time Potiticians

Because APC leads the way.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Roma UCL (6 - 1) On 24th November 2015 by Flashh: 9:12pm On Nov 24, 2015*

[color=#225484]The haters for Nairaland won't show up now.

Oya, guys continue scoring jare. [/color]

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Romance › Re: My Friend's Girlfriend Broke Up With Him For Proposing On Whatsapp! by Flashh: 8:57pm On Nov 24, 2015

[color=#225484]He should just jokingly tell her it was a prank. [/color]

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Culture › Re: Why It Is Offensive To Give/Receive With Your Left Hand? by Flashh: 8:42pm On Nov 24, 2015

misspicy:
see ya life...you no want make the poor man sleep abi

[color=#225484]The (op) is very hungry for answer, so I want to consult the elders.

Grandpa, I'm very sorry.

And what's "Spicy" with your moniker? [/color]

Culture › Re: Why It Is Offensive To Give/Receive With Your Left Hand? by Flashh: 8:20pm On Nov 24, 2015*

[color=#225484]Why abi?

Wait, I dey come make I go ask my grandpa.

On a serious note, no genuine reason why people find it offensive. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Men, Do You Consider A Woman's Boob Size? by Flashh: 8:07pm On Nov 24, 2015

[color=#225484]See the way she threw the three questions.

Am I in an interview or what? [/color]

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Romance › Re: Please Advice!! Got This Txt Mssg This Evening..kinda Funny, But Weird. by Flashh: 6:41pm On Nov 24, 2015*

[color=#225484]Na lie, no be dream. Joy dey crush for you, she don go collect your number for back. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Please Advice!! Got This Txt Mssg This Evening..kinda Funny, But Weird. by Flashh: 6:38pm On Nov 24, 2015*

[color=#225484]The way some folks type is sickening.

Btw, I like your phone, the keypad is stylish. [/color]

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Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Oba Enitan Ogunwusi Makes 1st Public Appearance A Day After Secret C by Flashh: 6:30pm On Nov 24, 2015

olaide721:
Well am sorry to have corrected someone like you who favour only smiles

[color=#225484]I think should go back to secondary school if you call that correction. [/color]

@ that makes u have an internet enabled phone coupled with cheap data plan to come and start written rubbish on this platform

[color=#225484]I knew you will later embarrass yourself @the bolded.

Your comments are very foolish as you are to have typed these senseless things.[/color]

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