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 Politics › Re: I Would Fix Power Sector, Niger Delta, Infrastructure Before I Leave– Buhari by Flashh: 8:54pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
(op), add Source to your post na. Abi na your mouth Buhari dey use talk? 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: I Would Fix Power Sector, Niger Delta, Infrastructure Before I Leave– Buhari by Flashh: 8:45pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Before you leave. Seems he knew no more vote for him after this his tenure. 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Bride Twerking Romantically For Groom On Their Wedding Day by Flashh: 7:48pm On Oct 25, 2016*. Modified: 9:27pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
SAMBARRY:I believe you and your entire family just started using WhatsApp. So you were amazed that someone else uses it. Don't blame me for your illiteracy bítch. Blame your drunkard father and slutty mother. Because illiteracy live in their blood, which was transferred to you, now; it's the illiteracy that's affecting your thinking. SIGH. What a shame to your family. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Bride Twerking Romantically For Groom On Their Wedding Day by Flashh: 7:29pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
SAMBARRY:You don't have to chat with me bítch. This isn't WhatsApp. 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: My Ministry Is Moving: See What I Received From Tecno Today. by Flashh: 7:25pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Now,it's being proven by she herself, that she's a marketer. 8 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Bride Twerking Romantically For Groom On Their Wedding Day by Flashh: 7:22pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
SAMBARRY:That's you. The weeping girl. |
| Romance › Re: Bride Twerking Romantically For Groom On Their Wedding Day by Flashh: 6:49pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
SAMBARRY:https://d236bkdxj385sg.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/129.jpg SAMBARRY:Nosy neighbor. Can't you leave the girl alone? |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Dead Body Carried Like A Passenger On Motorcycle In Uganda (Photos) by Flashh: 6:41pm On Oct 25, 2016*. Modified: 8:36pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
This just spoilt my mood.  8 Likes 4 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Bride Twerking Romantically For Groom On Their Wedding Day by Flashh: 6:22pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
SAMBARRY:SMH for your stupidity. 4 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Requests For N1trillion From NASS For Supplementary Budget(photos) by Flashh: 6:18pm On Oct 25, 2016*. Modified: 8:44pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
All the money for the first budget, where are they Buhari? 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Bride Twerking Romantically For Groom On Their Wedding Day by Flashh: 6:09pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
SAMBARRY:You are lucky Nairaland has now been so strict with offensive words these days, for including your stúpid mother in this; your diatribe self won't dare type that with with your leprous thumb. You must be drunk on your cúnt, for you to have told me I am lusting on a dirty tweaking áss. 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: A Nigerian Photoshopped Gele On Rihanna's Head (Photos) by Flashh: 5:52pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
I wouldn't have believed. So real. 9 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Bride Twerking Romantically For Groom On Their Wedding Day by Flashh: 5:47pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
thunderbabs:Other room you called it. Which is private Mr man. So when God condemned "sin",does that now make him hypocrite? All these people tagging hypocrisy unnecessarily though. 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Bride Twerking Romantically For Groom On Their Wedding Day by Flashh: 5:43pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
SAMBARRY:Why can't she carry her dirty ass to the private room and twerk for the husband? Do you know how many teens and young children present there? If you have sex in private; what stops you from having it in public? Now, tell us who the hypocrite is here. Yeye girl like you. 10 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Zimbabwea Prostitute Seizes Client's Clothes & Car After Sex For Refusing To Pay by Flashh: 10:13pm On Oct 24, 2016*. Modified: 11:43pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Hope say ashewo dey pay tax. 7 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Set To Wed! See Their Pre-wedding Pix. by Flashh: 10:50pm On Oct 23, 2016*. Modified: 7:01pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Tunbosun002, this proves what I said the other day. Hope you can now see one? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Set To Wed! See Their Pre-wedding Pix. by Flashh: 10:38pm On Oct 23, 2016*. Modified: 10:56pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
fanacy:Na your type dey forcefully collect land from people. 98 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Wife Of The Senate President, Toyin Saraki Shares Her Childhood Photos by Flashh: 10:17pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
ladyF:Share yours,let's see. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Ojukwu's Spirit Angry With Ndi-igbo- Dailypost by Flashh: 10:12pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
PentiumProf:No source sef. 2 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Flashh: 10:03pm On Oct 23, 2016*. Modified: 10:46pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Can someone call 911, I think I just witnessed a rape.  If God gives you "ogba", make it "Drogba", not "Pogba".  I hope Mourinho is seeing all these. On a serious note: What happened to Mourinho in Chelsea, is now repeating itself. As usual,the players are playing against him. 22 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Most Handsome African Presidents by Flashh: 8:48pm On Oct 23, 2016*. Modified: 9:12pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Papikush:If this was before, I would have replied against you. But it's been proven by Buhari, that he doesn't deserve to be defended when people insult him these days. 27 Likes 3 Shares |
| Education › Re: Please Judge Between Myself And The PR Unit Of Akwa Ibom State University by Flashh: 8:47pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
No screenshot? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Flashh: 7:14pm On Oct 23, 2016*. Modified: 10:58pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
"How do you tell if a woman in Las Vegas is a prostitute?" "She makes eye contact." OK, now that's out of the way. My experience with a man thinking he's a female based on how he dressed and make-up. I was in Las Vegas when a beautiful woman in a tiny black cocktail dress made eye contact across the Casino floor. I felt a shiver go right down my spine and right to my crotch the moment she looked at him. She was gorgeous. Tall. Dark eyes. A sway to her hips. The woman walked over to me and I bought her a drink. She laid a hand on my bicep. Then she laid a hand on my thigh and I felt my strain against his pants."So." She said. She gave me a little squeeze. "So." I said. "Uhh. um. How much for a hand job?" "A hand job,"? She said. And the words fell out of her mouth like honey. "Yeah. Yeah. How much for a hand job" he sputtered. "A hand job is $200" she said, plain and innocents like she was giving me directions to the mall. I felt nauseous in my stomach. "$200?," I said. "$200 for a hand job? What?  What makes your hand jobs so good that they're worth $200 dollars?" A tiny smile crept across the woman's lips. "Come with me," she said and she slithered towards the casino door. I followed her outside. "Do you see that Denny's down the street?," She said. I looked and saw a Denny's about a quarter mile down the road. "Yeah." "Do you see that other Denny's a little further down?" I strained my eyes, but I saw it. Denny's are thick on the ground in Vegas. "I own BOTH of those Denny's because I give a hand job that's worth $200." I swallowed hard and looked for an ATM. When the hand job was over I laid in his hotel bed in a state of shock. It had been amazing. The greatest hand-job I'd ever received. I wasn't even sure I'd ever be able to self-service again because it would pale so much in comparison. Every muscle in my body was slack. I felt warm. Happy. Safe. The woman walked out of the bathroom drying her hands. She started walking onwards the door. "Wait! Wait," I said. "Uhh . . . listen. That was . . . that was amazing. But I have to know . . . I just have to. How much for a Mouth Action?" "A Mouth Action," the woman said (or maybe she purred?) "A Mouth Action is $500." "$500 !!!!" I almost screamed. "Listen,you just gave me the greatest hand job of my life, but what the heck makes your blow jobs worth $500?" The woman walked towards the hotel window. "Do you see that hotel across the street?" she asked. I looked at the hotel. It wasn't a huge casino or anything, but it was a nice hotel with maybe 100 rooms right off the strip. It was easily worth millions. It had gargoyles that seemed to stare at me with beady, hungry eyes. "Yeah. I see it." "I own that hotel because I give blow-jobs that are worth $500." She said. I knew he was sunk. I couldn't afford it but I HAD to know what this woman could do with her mouth that was worth $500 . . . I went downstairs and got her a cashier's check. And the Mouth Action was. amazing. It was a religious experience for me. I felt my body and my soul separate. I felt loved and wanted. He felt powerful. I felt all the stresses of my life. My job that I hated so much just fade away. And when she was done, I just lay there in total, absolute bliss . . . I heard the woman gurgling with mouth wash in the bathroom. She picked up her purse to leave. And even though I didn't WANT to says anything because I KNEW I couldn't afford it, I couldn't help my. "Wait! Wait!" She stopped. "I have to know. How much for the pússy?" "The Kitty-Cat?" she said and I saw a twinkle in her eye. She walked back to the window. "Do you see Las Vegas out there? Do you see the giant casinos, the monstrous hotels, the hot dog vendors, the strip clubs, the bright neon signs, the roller coasters, the theaters, the working girls . . . do you see the cabs and and the bouncers and the slot machines? Do you see ALL of Las Vegas out there covered in light and pulsing??" My mouth went dry. "Yeah, I see it." "Honey, if I had a pússy, I'd own all of that too." I was scammed real bad.  24 Likes 4 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Noble Igwe Rocks Bum Short Ankara Outfit In South Africa. Fans React by Flashh: 6:30pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
martineinstein:Thank you! I was waiting for him to reply me; then I will tell him this exactly. |
| Celebrities › Re: Noble Igwe Rocks Bum Short Ankara Outfit In South Africa. Fans React by Flashh: 6:29pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Gassa007:And so? Married to who? His fellow man. |
| Celebrities › Re: Noble Igwe Rocks Bum Short Ankara Outfit In South Africa. Fans React by Flashh: 2:13pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
See legs. Gay oshi. 17 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Legally Married To Two Wives Before Knowing God, What Should I Do? by Flashh: 2:07pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
JackBizzle:Because of one person's opinion,you had to reply with that trash? Stupidity lives in your blood. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Name Did You Save Your Partner's Contact With? by Flashh: 12:44pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Zedoo:I have told you,if you are looking for a girlfriend; let me know. |
| Romance › Re: What Name Did You Save Your Partner's Contact With? by Flashh: 11:25am On Oct 23, 2016 |
Zedoo:There are some many things to pay 20k for, it isn't to pay such an amount for a banner because just to look for a girl. Zedoo, If you have no seen of humour, just go borrow one from your neighbor, at least,you will see just one. Even though most of them are like you. Zedoo, I call you once again; if you want a girlfriend,tell; I am ready to give you two. |
| Phones › Re: Name Your Most Favorite Tecno Device Of All Time by Flashh: 11:16pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
Mtchew. 16 Likes 1 Share |
| Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy C9 Pro Is Officially Launched, Comes With 6gb Ram And 64gb Rom by Flashh: 10:38pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
What's with all these 6gig Ram phones these days? We don't need that on phone yet. 2 Likes |
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