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Travel › Re: Tourists Are Dying Trying To Reach This Abandoned Bus In Alaskan Wilderness(Pics by Flexherbal(m): 5:06pm On Jun 21, 2020
kenny714433:
That's why it's called "Adventure". It's risky and the risks makes it more fun for the adventurers.

I remember what happened to me after reading King Solomon's mine. Damn! A book that told horrifying journey into a dessert just to discover a mine filled with diamonds. Most of the characters died due to thirst and snow.

I smiled, decided to become the next adventurer. Since my place is quite near to blue river of Azumini, Abia state, I considered the river.

The lush vegetation and crystal blue river made the place resemble Caribbean sea. "Oh! Capt. Jack Sparrow d second is here" I boasted to all those who cared to listen.

As I stepped into the cold blue river, it gave me a scintillating and sweet feelings. Little did I know that my egungun is already dancing to the express and my village people won't stop the drum.

One small boy pushed me inside to check my skills and even ran away bcoz they were playing pursue game. I tried screaming for help, the more I did the more gulp I took. I fell like lead and was lucky to push my legs against the river floor.

A hand picked my collar and dragged me back to life. Instead of those little imps to feel sorry, they burst into uncontrollable laughter.

Na so swimming take end for me. Till today the only water I love is the one inside cup. My eyes red as if I smoke expired weed.

When I arrived home, I wrote in my diary "Today I survived shipwreck and was marooned in the island of blue sea. And my next adventure will be in the Bermuda.
Hmmmmm!

Would you believe that I read your story to the end?
Celebrities › Re: I Can Act Semi Nude In A Nollywood Movie If..... Actress Victoria Zina by Flexherbal(m):
The screen diva also disclosed she can go semi nude in a movie if it is necessary.
Noted!


For those with erection /sperm issues
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Crime › Re: How To Retrieve Your Money After You Have Been Scammed by Flexherbal(m): 8:56am On Jun 19, 2020
Nice one !
Crime › Re: If Invictus Obi Will Spend 20yrs In Prison How Long Will Hushpuppi Spend? by Flexherbal(m): 8:54am On Jun 19, 2020
Mathematician !
Celebrities › Re: Lekki Flood Forces Nollywood Actress Inem Peter To Park Up Her Car by Flexherbal(m): 8:51am On Jun 19, 2020
Hmmmmm!


Is that a sachet of Mr. Flex Herbal Tea for Men , I see there?
Politics › Re: APC Crisis: Buhari's Silence Unacceptable, Party May Lose Edo- Sagay by Flexherbal(m): 8:45am On Jun 19, 2020
Why are they now concerned that the president is saying nothing?


"When it gets to a stage where things have degenerated to level that an Assistant National Secretary is declaring himself as the National chairman and everybody is looking and the President is saying nothing, the party will end up in chaos and definitely, the party will lose out in Edo and it will have greater implications”.
Celebrities › Re: Woman Paraded For Buying Casket For The Late Husband As It's A Taboo (pictures) by Flexherbal(m): 8:34am On Jun 19, 2020
The way some people behave is out of normal.
Celebrities › Re: Lady Shows Off Her Grown Up Quadruplets(photos) by Flexherbal(m): 8:31am On Jun 19, 2020
Lovely!
Health › Re: So Sad! 19-year-old Girl Dies After Giving Birth To Triplets In Adamawa by Flexherbal(m): 8:29am On Jun 19, 2020
May her soul rest in peace!
Romance › Re: Love Or Friendship What Do I Do ???? by Flexherbal(m): 8:24am On Jun 19, 2020
Some questions are very difficult to give a direct answer to.
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsman Rapes Woman To Death In Ebonyi State by Flexherbal(m): 8:05am On Jun 19, 2020
Speaking to newsmen, Isa said he only had one round of sex with his victim, one Mary Okereke, before she collapsed and died.
Some people are not fit to be called humans.
Celebrities › Re: Man Abandon Dead Parents And Swim Through Shark-infested Waters To Safety by Flexherbal(m): 8:01am On Jun 19, 2020
What an experience!
Politics › Re: Former Governor, Abiola Ajimobi Is Dead, Soyombo Insists by Flexherbal(m): 7:51am On Jun 19, 2020
AroleOduduwa2:
What's the meaning of all this rubbish, could the cover up be as a result of apc court cases. If the man is gone, let his family mourn him in peace, they should stop playing politics with his name.
Nigerian system get as e be.
Politics › Re: No Show At Edo PDP Secretariat As Obaseki Refused To Show Up, Defect On Thursday by Flexherbal(m): 7:47am On Jun 19, 2020
Politics for Nigeria get as e be.


Top members of the party which included the South-South zonal vice-chairman, Chief Emmanuel Ogidi; the state chairman, Dr Tony Aziegbemi and a host of others waited in vain for the governor.
Don't they have his phone number.
Business › Re: CBN Sells OMO Bills To Foreign Investors At 8.99% by Flexherbal(m): 7:41am On Jun 19, 2020
It was observed that the decline in rates came on the back of improved liquidity in the financial space as a result of inflows from maturing OMO bills on Thursday.
Politics › Re: UK Group Raises Alarm Over "Genocide On Christians In Nigeria" by Flexherbal(m): 7:39am On Jun 19, 2020
All lives matter.
No life should be cut short, whether Christian or Muslim.
Politics › Re: APC Factions Continue Battle As Court Affirms Giadom Party Chair by Flexherbal(m): 7:32am On Jun 19, 2020
The way politicians cry and fight over political positions is alarming.

How I wish, they will use the same energy in serving the people!
Culture › Re: Four (4) Reasons Why Africans Look Down On Ourselves But Adore Foreigners by Flexherbal(m): 7:07am On Jun 19, 2020
Africa is a great continent.
If the leaders are willing to use the resources available, in developing Africa, it will out shine other continents.
Politics › Re: Abiola Invited Abacha To Overthrow Shonekan And Handover To Him After - Anenih by Flexherbal(m): 7:01am On Jun 19, 2020
His reply was, “Mr. Chairman, I am very happy to have worked for you. You are a strong-willed man, but you see, if you want to go to Kano by road and you later decide to go to Kano by air, as long as you get to Kano, there is nothing wrong with that”.
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Hmmmmmmm!
Politics › Re: Breaking - Nigeria Records Highest COVID-19 Case, 280 In Lagos Alone, Total 18K by Flexherbal(m): 6:58am On Jun 19, 2020
The way the number is increasing daily is alarming.
Romance › Re: When It Comes To Marriage, Do What Works For You by Flexherbal(m): 6:55am On Jun 19, 2020
As simple as the tittle!
Romance › Re: Is This Being Romantic Or Lack Of Money. by Flexherbal(m): 6:50am On Jun 19, 2020
callmeRichie:
Contentment is the key dude!
Gbam!

Provided they are both OK, with it.
Politics › Re: Remove Magu - Malami Writes Buhari. Accuses EFCC Boss Of Money Diversion by Flexherbal(m): 6:45am On Jun 19, 2020
The judge further held that Buhari is holding the proverbial “yam and knife” on Magu, adding that the president should do the needful by sending the name of Magu to the Senate for confirmation.
Celebrities › Re: Police Release Cubana Chief Priest, Bless Kemi Olunloyo With 200K. VIDEO by Flexherbal(m): 6:41am On Jun 19, 2020
Okechukwu, known for his lavish lifestyle, was invited for alleged misuse of police escorts and weapons as well as unexplained wealth.
So the police escorts allowed themselves to be misused?
Celebrities › Re: There Was A Time People Call Me Oringo, Now I Get Paid Havin Fun Creating Fun by Flexherbal(m): 6:33am On Jun 19, 2020
Good!

"who remembered years back when I said na me be the pikin wey dey give him Mama joy? It's all joy right now",
Add papa join oooo
Lol!
Sports › Re: Quique Serien: It Wouldn't Be Fair If Barca Plays Napoli In An Empty Stadium by Flexherbal(m): 6:06am On Jun 19, 2020
Safety first!
Health › Re: COVID-19 Containment Orders: Enugu Police Move Against Violators by Flexherbal(m): 6:00am On Jun 19, 2020
We are gradually getting used to living with it.
All will be well, soon!
Politics › Re: Buhari To Sack Top Security Aides Over Threat To His Cabal - Sahara Reporters by Flexherbal(m): 5:55am On Jun 19, 2020
Maxymilliano:
Its glaring Buhari was shocked at the recent fracas in Aso villa.

Mumu Presido
That your photo got me laughing.
Education › Re: Ambrose Alli University Issues Query To Student Over Nairaland Post by Flexherbal(m): 6:19am On Jun 18, 2020
If two big men dey quarrel, nor take side with any.
Politics › Re: Mele Kyari: Fuel Consumption, Smuggling Gulp 54 Million Litres Per Day by Flexherbal(m): 6:08am On Jun 18, 2020
According to him , the only way to stop smuggling is to walk away from subsidy.
On pipeline vandalism and oil theft , Kyari said this year alone, the country had lost about $48m worth of crude oil due to pipeline vandalism
How long will they continue to talk about the same issues, with remedying them!

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