1 At a party, everyone shook hands with everybody else. There were 66 handshakes. How many people were at the party?

2 In the middle of a round pool lies a beautiful water-lily. the water-lily doubles in size every day. After exactly 20 days the complete pool will be covered by the lily. After how many days will half of the pool be covered by the water lily?

3 How many animals of each species did Moses bring aboard the Ark?

4 I have 2 coins totaling 55 cents,one is not a nickel.what are the 2 coins?

6 A man was critically wounded during a vicious fight in 1958,he died and was buried in 1957. How is dis possible?

7 What day of the year has 25 hours in it?

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A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme"

The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."

The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."

The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"

The doc says,"It's your penis. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."

The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"

The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."

The guy says, "Dddo it!"

The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!"

The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"

its just the modification of the original

@kunbee. thanks bro i appreciate

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom
making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the
bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee
entered her womanliness. The woman started screaming, Oh my
god, help me, there is a bee in my womanliness!. The husband
immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the
situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, Hmm,
tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir
would permit . The husband being very concerned agreed that
the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his
wife s womanliness. The doctor said OK, what Im gonna do is rub
some honey over the top of my manliness and insert it into your
wife s womanliness. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my
manliness I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my
manliness out of your wife s womanliness. The husband nodded and gave
his approval. The young lady said Yes, yes, whatever, just get
on with it. So the doctor, after covering the tip of his manliness with
honey, inserted it into the young lady s womanliness. After a few
gentle strokes, the doctor said, I dont think the bee has noticed
the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper . So the doctor
went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting
the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to
quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud,
Oh doctor, doctor! she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very
hard, looked like he was enjoying himself. He then put his
hands on the young lady bosoms and started making loud
noises. The husband, at this point, suddenly became very
annoyed and shouted. Now wait a minute, what the hell do you
think you re doing?! he blasted. The doctor, still concentrating,
replied: Change of plan bro, I'm gonna drown that bastard!!

What is our country turning into? Iran,Iraq or Afghanistan. I think its high time the FG hires a Jack Bauer into this situation.

Thanks man

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up withred,green,& yellow with feathers. The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at,eh Didn't you do anything strange when you were a teenager" "Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son.

Hahaha, loving this one

An 8 year old boy was accused of rape.In the court room where he pleaded 'not guilty' his female lawyer trying to defend him,lifts up his rod and ask can this thing rape? the boy wispers into her ears, dont shake is too much we might lose the case! 

lol