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A Bee In The Hole by flextyte: 10:39pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her womanliness. The woman started screaming, Oh my god, help me, there is a bee in my womanliness!. The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit . The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife s womanliness. The doctor said OK, what Im gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my manliness and insert it into your wife s womanliness. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my manliness I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my manliness out of your wife s womanliness. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it. So the doctor, after covering the tip of his manliness with honey, inserted it into the young lady s womanliness. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, I dont think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper . So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, Oh doctor, doctor! she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself. He then put his hands on the young lady bosoms and started making loud noises. The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you re doing?! he blasted. The doctor, still concentrating, replied: Change of plan bro, I'm gonna drown that bastard!! |
Re: A Bee In The Hole by Kunbee: 10:50pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
Stale but still witty |
Re: A Bee In The Hole by eldav(m): 10:58pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
old gist |
Re: A Bee In The Hole by flextyte: 11:01pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
@kunbee. thanks bro i appreciate |
Re: A Bee In The Hole by flextyte: 11:05pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
its just the modification of the original |
Re: A Bee In The Hole by Kunbee: 11:13pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
Why must you modify? |
Re: A Bee In The Hole by ndukwejoe(m): 11:13pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
;d |
Re: A Bee In The Hole by Kunbee: 11:16pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
Error |
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