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A Bee In The Hole by flextyte: 10:39pm On Jan 02, 2011
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom
making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the
bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee
entered her womanliness. The woman started screaming, Oh my
god, help me, there is a bee in my womanliness!. The husband
immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the
situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, Hmm,
tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir
would permit . The husband being very concerned agreed that
the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his
wife s womanliness. The doctor said OK, what Im gonna do is rub
some honey over the top of my manliness and insert it into your
wife s womanliness. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my
manliness I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my
manliness out of your wife s womanliness. The husband nodded and gave
his approval. The young lady said Yes, yes, whatever, just get
on with it. So the doctor, after covering the tip of his manliness with
honey, inserted it into the young lady s womanliness. After a few
gentle strokes, the doctor said, I dont think the bee has noticed
the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper . So the doctor
went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting
the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to
quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud,
Oh doctor, doctor! she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very
hard, looked like he was enjoying himself. He then put his
hands on the young lady bosoms and started making loud
noises. The husband, at this point, suddenly became very
annoyed and shouted. Now wait a minute, what the hell do you
think you re doing?! he blasted. The doctor, still concentrating,
replied: Change of plan bro, I'm gonna drown that bastard!! grin
Re: A Bee In The Hole by Kunbee: 10:50pm On Jan 02, 2011
Stale but still witty
Re: A Bee In The Hole by eldav(m): 10:58pm On Jan 02, 2011
old gist
Re: A Bee In The Hole by flextyte: 11:01pm On Jan 02, 2011
@kunbee. thanks bro i appreciate
Re: A Bee In The Hole by flextyte: 11:05pm On Jan 02, 2011
its just the modification of the original
Re: A Bee In The Hole by Kunbee: 11:13pm On Jan 02, 2011
Why must you modify?
Re: A Bee In The Hole by ndukwejoe(m): 11:13pm On Jan 02, 2011
;d
Re: A Bee In The Hole by Kunbee: 11:16pm On Jan 02, 2011
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