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Viccur:
Bro just hit the gym. Or better still engage in indoor exercises like press up, planking, sit up and co. Dedicate 2 months and be consistent and thank me later

Learn how to read. You won't die.

Elzazzi:
Don’t mind them. How much was he worth sef ? So the likes of Davido and all will pull up for a fake burial and the Uk government will allow such too ? lol

You asked "how much was he worth sef?"

You went ahead to contradict yourself by saying Davido pulled up for his burial.

You think say Davido go pull up for just anybody burial?

In far away UK?

I'm not endorsing ill gotten wealth, but that nigga touch better bread.

AirBere:
This forum is completely gone. This is a very useless post. One is not like the other

You can't compare pregnancy with anything. Whether pregnancy is painful or not is irrelevant for this post in particular. I'm a father of three and my wife experienced nothing for the 3rd pregnancy, while the first pregnancy almost took her life.

No basis for comparison!!!

The forum has been taken over by kids.

Recently, I've been seeing the most useless posts that one could ever imagine.

ceejay80s:
In a sane country, the government would never allow a ponzi scheme function,
Try Russia and see,
Nigerian government useless pass the name Nigeria

You're going too far bro.

Try this in Senegal.

That office won't last 6 hours!

Nigeria is truly a crime scene.

A criminal outfit will brazenly open a physical office and be perpetrating fraud, without any form of attack from the public or regulatory bodies.

What exactly is the duty if the SEC?

Are they not supposed to have like a task force that will have their ears and eyes on the ground for information related to dubious organisations like these?

They just sit in well-furnished offices in Abuja and Lagos and enjoy fat paychecks.

Talk Talk Talk Talk

No single action!

Career politicians!

yarimo:
Chairman come to office in boat 😳

A. True
B. False
C. Cannot say


Answer C.

Replicate this across baord, and watch 30% Nigeria's problems solved.

buharibanjo:
Omo make the guy pray sha
On how de sight an it’s gone

You know whether the guy don already kpai?

Uber employed thousands of Nigerians across the country. Lagride employs only a handful of persons in one state - Lagos.

This article is still another example of Tinubu's style of economy.

I think Nigerians have too much time on their hands.

And since social media isn't regulated, and everyone wants to trend, and be a beneficiary of Elon Musk/Zuckerberg's poverty alleviation scheme, people just post anything that reverberates through their hollow heads.

There are millions of things that people can talk about that will not raise a single dust. But they choose to discuss controversial topics that will create chaos, unnecessary arguments, comparisons, and help them to meet up with their figures.

We need to learn from RedBull... Go to their social Media page, 99% of the time, they post contents that are not related to their craft, they have a huge following, and at the same time, are doing a great job at promoting their brand.

Wisdom they say is profitable to direct.

Sonnobax15:
Israel DMW,is that you? . Just take a look at how you typed alot of shiits just to quote me when you couda just created a different thread entirely just to insult me . Are you this jobless,you this man?

He made sense.

Stop promoting olodo way of reasoning.

You're too old for that shi.

Thieves!

I couldn't even watch the video pass 20 seconds, I felt like kicking her off the table.

Thieves!

After Acrimony. ..


All the movies that Tyler Perry produced are TRASH!

Diamonddris:
How much are they paying

I know their security guards that used to earn between 250 to 500k as of 2023.

All these Jambites creating unnecessary topics about women every two hours, better go and face your studies.

Hustle to become a man, start and take care of a family.

All these woke mentality about women, that you guys are trying to shove down people's throats won't help you.

Good morning Tony.




Hey, don't call me that.

I'd be Goddamned to patronise a business that is endorsed by the duo Rolex and Apama.

I don't even know how to describe those two fellows.

There's a need for a serious national attitudinal reorientation in Nigeria. Everybody is just doing anyhow!


The IQ drain is clearly visible!

phr0nesis:
Osimhen is not on the same level as Alvarez, Osimhen is better than Alvarez

Stop playing

DHL stadium

I'll be back with further info.

I'm going to look for him.

I'm going to arrest him.

I gave him 14b.

Public servant oooo

Godfullsam:
Wetin concern life camp with wise?

They're both in Abuja.

You can move your office or business address from Wuse to Life Camp.

You okay now?

Jeeez!

I know this hospital very well, it used to be a clinic at Wuse.

Sad to have their name mentioned in this type of controversial issue.

Lol

Seems we churn out too many topics that at some point, we just decide to create a topic for creating sake.

It is well.

FSBoperator:
Universities are not meant to train people on such skill sets.

Go to NDA and join the real frat men there who are licensed to kill for the state .

One NDA product is equal to 20,000 useless cultists.

As an NDA product you immediately get command of men as a Lt and you can rise to be a General of the entire Nigerian Army and retire wealthy


What's the purpose of these useless cultists?

Death, prison and a wasted life.

First of all, death to all cultists!!!

But is there any domain that hosts more cultists like the military, police, and other paramilitary agencies?

I'm too old for this type of conversation please.

werisetogether:
This has to be "content"

What exactly is he "listening" for in that pic?

Her Clit-beat

Why would a person be attracted to a 10-year-old?

I have 25 years old girls in my office that I always taunt... I'd tell them that if I were sexually active in my 100 level, I would have had their age mate as a daughter by now.

kiddaz:
Lol I swear the guy no just get sense. What happened to relocating up north like Kaduna or somewhere else to start all over again? But in all honesty I don't pity anyone with blood on their hands. The guy has probably killed or Identified someone for hit squad like they said, so the blood is on his hands and head too. All my life I never did that, despite what people used to think I no get blood on my hands one day. I can fight you even bloody you but whenever I am asked what next should we do I just tell men to die the matter. Some hated me for that while some saw reason but me I was looking at the long shot, after school, my future.

One particular day in 2004 when the war just started with the ops.. I had no idea yet, 300 level me. My own envious men wrongfully pointed out my younger bro to be an ops even when he was at our party but I was still preparing myself to move not knowing danger was just looming and my younger brother was at the mercy of some people. It was when I got there some of the excos quickly stop me at the entrance to tell me what went down and how the host quickly identified him as my kid bro. Omor the rage i felt, maybe na that day blood for stain my hands. I saw my bro's face, one bloodied eye, I asked him who did it and he pointed someone I no even care who be Number 1 sef because he deserved the disrespect cos he knows everything and everyone in my family but decided to allow it happen. I used slaps begin bathe the guy ears only for him to shout that he knew nothing about it and some people quickly came and started begging me and my younger bro who was already pissed. They asked him to stay and enjoy the party but it was a useless plea. I took him away and handed him over to some of my Alora friend's whose party was just a few blocks away and they were friends with him too.

That night the devil was just tempting me in different ways sha. I went back home got a tool and came back out to our own groove with red eyes. They hid the ID of the person who pointed him out but no shaking I knew I would still find out. One of my jambite smally called me that she was lonely that night and she knew there were parties everywhere but she wanted to be where i would be I describe location, smally enter aging she came with two small boys. One look at them I knew something was off because when they saw the display of weapons, logos, berets and codes they couldn't hide their fears I had to take them aside and grilled them until they confessed to be ops and my smally knew this but still brought them knowing who I was. Girls are evil! I asked her and she didn't deny but blamed them that she told them but they still followed her. I had to take them through an unknown path, call my personal okada man to take them back to their hostels. Lol these small boys who just entered school just wanted to die for nothing. Na so them they thank me and almost crying. Pre degree boys for that matter!

I just went back to my smally to waste time and was preparing to take her home when announcement came for rolling since the war had started. I glanced at the number1 he couldn't even look my eyes, I registered that, I decided to roll that midnight. Discharged my smally back to my crib off campus not far from the party venue.

3rd temptation. Rolling. We were moving that night combing the town street by street in different squads. as we entered one street there was announcement again. "who knows any ops here should speak up now", I knew about 2 who were my drinking and smoking buddies. I rather kpai than point anyone even though I was just enraged at the initial incident. We passed. Nobody said anything else so in my mind I was like thank God but my joy was short lived.

4th temptation. Devil na bastrd. Two young boys, clearly drunk and they were only on singlet and hung their shirts over their shoulders walking on the lonely road at about past 3 am while the world was sleeping and men were combing the streets with tools and anger, thirsty for blood. These two young boys decided to play with their lives. They were immediately rounded up but one thing about my sect is there must be real confirmation of Identity before the hit is confirmed. God made me see. One of the boys quickly turned off his 3310 Nokia and let it slip into the grass beneath him I saw the lights go off but kept quiet. They were beaten like thieves, face smashed with the back of guns head busted and bloodied but no evidence, one of them done quickly urinate on himself and was begging for his life. The beating was too much, everything was used yet the kids remained strong and denied knowing anything. They were even searched for evidence. All the while I was just thinking what sort of life is this? I have younger ones in school here what if they waka wrong waka one day like this?

They were eventually left to run for their lives but as we were about leaving I told the #3 man who led the squad to search the floor and he did and found the phone. We never comot when them done dey price phone for him hand lol. it was getting close to morning already and my joy was that we didn't kill anyone but reports came in from other squads who did, especially one guy whom I know to be a fckn bookworm a bio-chem student, those nerdy types with big medicated glasses and handful of books during the day but something you don't want to cross during the night hours.

We located camp and the phone was opened finally and the evidence was there as the welcome note. I breathed a sigh of heavenly relief. I had saved some more lives again by stfu.

The rebound: The casualties recorded by the ops was very high and so, they came in full force the next morning. I had exams. I needed to write them, so I quickly went home and got ready for school. we moved in pairs with tools for safety. As we arrived school gate, them no born security to check. we moved inside in pairs. I never waka too much when I hear my name. Wow someone I passed his house last night but refused to mention. He was with about 4 other guys they were in pairs too hanging around campus knowing we must come for exams. I nodded at him and he smiled knowingly. I knew he had sold me out already. one of my guy asked if I can see the state of the campus this morning and if I knew who that guy was I affirmed, we move. He was an engineering student so he diverted and told me to watch, I wished him safety too and headed to social sciences.

I was in class while making control. I have some very rugged jew friends. I knew better than to use my men cos that one go cast. My trusted jews stationed. They were my eyes and ears, telling me the positions of those waiting for me. It's graduation period and those days we celebrate it flying our colors and displaying from the campus to town and ended it in partying all night long. My Alora friend was graduating. I had my daughters come get me through the back of the auditorium. They were very many as they came with their friends while I knew eyes would be on me I took of my shirt, gave my smally, collected a scarf and wrapped my head i blended in with the girls and found my way to the middle of my Buccaneers friends. They understood the mission. Gyrating their way through the campus I was quickly placed in one of the cars. Na so I take leave campus safely.

I knew it wasn't safe no more so... I gats move but on getting home while chilling in my safe zone and planning my exit news came of a friend who was not so lucky. He was shot down while he was leaving his girlfriends house, In fact she was escorting him off when they rolled on him and emptied bullets on his body. Like how can you be that careless in times of war? I cried cos he was a good guy. I knew it was time to leave so I called my ears and eyes on the street to get a bus ready for me. I didn't even get home from where I was seated cos I knew they were watching. Another smally got my emergency small bag. While another navigated with me through a hidden bush path to where I would bust out and enter the bus straight to Benin. I got there and waited for the call that the bus is outside cos he boarded the bus to keep my space and when he got to the spot he would alight while I entered. That was how I was able to leave that town. And carry over baptized me that I couldn't contain on time which eventually led to a spill-over.

Funny enough who try set me up still died eventually but not that war. And I later got the ID of the monkey who pointed out my brother, this is someone even under my protection in Benin. One small rat. He never returned to school again and graduated himself early to avoid my wrath because I made it public what I would do to him. Last I heard his family took him abroad and he has never returned ever since.

As for this guy in the story he would have been better off in his original school than somewhere that close with his records while pretending he would never be spotted. That was a wrong move. He killed himself.

You must have been a member of NBM.

That's the only frat where I see coordinated men.

It's a good thing that you knew how to navigate your way when you belonged, and when you eventually left.

Apart from the unnecessary wars and senseless killings, being a member of a frat was kinda cool though. It will teach you leadership, coordination, and some basic survival skills.

mastermaestro:
Now I have gotten a clearer angle on the boiling story. Tony should lead by example by submitting to the exact rule he laid down for everyone.

In conclusion, Tony is a hypocrite. He is finally having a bite of how senior staff feel when they are forced to accept being addressed "commonly" by their subordinates.

You've probably never worked in any financial institution before.

That rule only works on paper.

No subordinate calls his or her superior by name.

Even in UBA!

Sirianese:
Yeah, that's why y'all remain chained inside your own country lol😆

Lol. I can't relate.

ubimagos:
Arnold defending his pay cheque from the random election loser. You what a convicted felon who sat as the president of the free world country to bring up a concluded civil case as far back 33 years ago against a sitting president of the largest black nation. You have a long way to go!

You're talking about the same person who ordered the kidnap and extradition of a sitting President.

Dey play!

chukwutee:
You can see the reasons the omoluabis ethos are the greatest! The ones against the ethos are always disgrace anywhere they found themselves .

The girl is Yoruba.