Politics › Re: APC Youth Leadership: Mummy Boys Vs City Boy Movement Power Tussle by flexyrule(m): 2:12pm On Oct 28 |
So Segalinks now works for the APC.
Omoh. You see this life ehn. Everybody has a price. |
Crime › Re: Rape Festival In Ekpan & Effurun, Delta State: Lady Raises Alarm by flexyrule(m): 11:18am On Oct 28 |
WTF is her eyebrows?
And why is she acting like she possessed? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Netanyahu Loses Seats, Trails Challenger Gadi Eisenkot In Israel Election by flexyrule(m): 9:27am On Oct 28 |
I like Ben.
But damn, someone else should try.
Ben should step aside abeg! |
Travel › Re: � Bolt Vs Indrive Vs Lagride: Which Is Best In Nigeria In 2026? by flexyrule(m): 9:20am On Oct 28 |
To start a taxi hailing business isn't rocket science.
Use that AI that you used to create this topic to source for business ideas.
The energy you have invested in creating this topic, and would use in further arguement, use it to source for investors.
Your own should be always be comparisons. |
Entertainment › Re: 12,000-Seater Lagos Arena Project - October 2026 Progress by flexyrule(m): 9:14am On Oct 28 |
Parachoko: How much is your state generating and contributing to FAAC? Without my state, a few other state. Nigeria will cease to exist! |
Travel › Re: NRC Invites Private Firms To Run Own Trains On Its Tracks. by flexyrule(m): 8:33am On Oct 28 |
Lol.
How many tracks do we have in the whole Nigeria? |
Entertainment › Re: 12,000-Seater Lagos Arena Project - October 2026 Progress by flexyrule(m): 8:31am On Oct 28 |
DennisEche: While Abians are sing praising Otti for gutter , here is Lagos doing the mighty and no noise about it. Otti is just a lucky, he will do little and they will sing his praise to high haven Oh please! If all states had access to the revenue that Lagos had, or... If states were allowed to control their resources, and pay tax to a central government... All this noise would have stopped. |
Science/Technology › Re: DG-103: Nigeria's Indigenous Assault Rifle by flexyrule(m): 8:29am On Oct 28 |
That's one thing I still admire about this abgero country.
Once in a while, they bring good news. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Venezuelan Oil: This Is First Shipment Of Billions Of Barrels To Come - Trump by flexyrule(m): 11:11pm On Oct 27 |
MrEar: Trump is publicly having an orgasm on the millions of barrel of oil he is getting for free from a sovereign nation he invaded.
This is the same man that claims he deserves the Nobel peace price.  Prize is different from price. |
Politics › Re: Rainbow Coalition: Don't Call Me Your Leader, We Have One Common Leader - Fubara by flexyrule(m): 9:02pm On Oct 27 |
Poo-c |
Health › Re: 23-Year-Old Lady Dies After Electric Intimacy Gadget Exploded While In Action by flexyrule(m): 3:33pm On Oct 27 |
Dogalmighty17: So she went as she came? Incredible! Let's do a bit of research on why this might have been possible in the first place. Let's discuss the science behind this.
A Love Machine exploding in an opueh shouldn't necessarily be life threatening but considering that down there is an enclosed space with a small or large opening depending on the mileage of the opueh owner, any form of explosion there will likely set off a cascade of unfortunate circumstances.
What is an explosion? A rapid expansion of gas. This expansion leads to the gas exerting some form of pressure on any nearby surface. In this case, the walls of the opueh. The walls of the opueh are filled with oxygen rich blood vessels and this is where I suspect the cause of her death emanated from.
Air embolisms, either venous or arterial, can cause death. When air enters the blood vessels, it can cause blockages that may turn out fatal. Embolisms aren't what most doctors here in Africa normally look out for so this lady was already a dead-girl-lying for the two days she was at the hospital before passing. Opueh professor. |
Science/Technology › Re: Man Shows Off The Big Python He Killed Inside The Bush - Photos by flexyrule(m): 2:46pm On Oct 27 |
diabeticdeals: By the time we completely annihilate these gentle giants, we shall have no one else but ourselves to blame.
We just want to hunt them to extinction. gentle what? |
Career › Re: Microsoft Offers Voluntary Buyouts To 60,000 Employees by flexyrule(m): 12:19am On Oct 27 |
purplekayc: A I. PEOPLE 
Ldbdpebelevek Very dumbb set of people.. |
Crime › Re: Man Kills His 8-month-pregnant Girlfriend In Edo by flexyrule(m): 6:15pm On Oct 26 |
Building that they would have used as an orphanage... Or converted it to a skill acquisition center for the community.
This Monday D7 sef. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Compliments Nicki Minaj's Backside (vid) by flexyrule(m): 6:12pm On Oct 26 |
autoez: If Tinubu said this, Nigeria will be upside down now We will forgive him, if he can come out and address his supporters like this. It's campaign time, where is he hiding? |
Crime › Re: EFCC Raids Orchid Road In Lagos State (video) by flexyrule(m): 6:02pm On Oct 26 |
There's a reason we can't legalise firearms in this country.
I don't support crime in any form, but if I had an RPG, I would have cleared those buses from the rooftop of my flat.
You can't arrest any youth for whatever reason, if Ex-Gov Yahaya Bello is still walking a freeman.
Wallahi, I will level them!
But then, these urchins that call themselves yahoo boys... When I look at how most of them behave, I just feel Iike leveling their ass too with RPG.
Very very anyhow set of people. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Cleveland Pastors Introduce Second Wife During Church Service by flexyrule(m): 5:34pm On Oct 26*. Modified: 5:58pm On Oct 26 |
Yesterday, there was a thread about ladies that call themselves "Church baddies"...
A guy was strongly supporting the idea...
I'm sure, if he was in this congregation, he will be clapping and smiling like a bum.
This anyhow-ness did not start today...
It's been happening gradually, and we've been accepting it. |
Travel › Re: Nigerian Air Force Pilots Undergoing Training On M-346FA Airplanes in Italy by flexyrule(m): 2:15pm On Oct 26 |
Kushites: What a monumentally stupid and childish way to reason.
You don't SUDDENLY cease ALL training on all fighter jets simply because ''Russian/Ukraine, Iran/US wars have shown that drones are the future..''.
Heck, the training would have been included as part of the deal in negotiations that took place long BEFORE the US/Iran War started!
Antiquated?
''The Leonardo M-346FA (Fighter Attack) is a multi-role light combat aircraft and advanced jet trainer developed by Italian aerospace manufacturer Leonardo (originally Alenia Aermacchi).
Role: Close air support (CAS), air interdiction, tactical reconnaissance, and air policing.
• Engine: Powered by two Honeywell F124-GA-200 turbofan engines (delivering ~2,850 kg of thrust each).
• Hardpoints: 7 to 9 external hardpoints (including two wingtip rails for air-to-air missiles and an optional centerline cannon pod) with a total payload capacity of up to 3,000 kg.
• Radar & Avionics: Equipped with the Leonardo Grifo-346 pulse-doppler multimode radar, a Defensive Aids Sub-System (DASS) with 360-degree missile approach warnings, and a NATO Link 16-compatible tactical datalink.
• Performance: Reaches transonic speeds up to Mach 0.95 / ~1,065 km/h at low altitude, with a service ceiling of 45,000 ft (13,715 m).
• Armament: Carries a variety of precision-guided and unguided munitions (such as Paveway, JDAM, Lizard, and Brimstone missiles), rocket launchers, and gun pods
Operators & Recent Procurement
• Nigeria: Ordered 24 units in a €1.2 billion deal, completing factory acceptance tests and taking delivery of initial jets. • Austria: Procured 12 M-346FA jets under a ~€1.5 billion agreement to replace retired Saab 105 aircraft, scheduled for deployment around 2028. • Other Users / Variants: Evolved from the base M-346 / T-346 trainer lineage operated by countries like Italy, Israel, Singapore, and Poland.''
- AI You could have made your point without calling him names. What you wrote there might be worth reading, but I stopped reading after the first line. |
Agriculture › Re: The Countries Dominating Global Food Production (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 1:49pm On Oct 26 |
omoadeleye: Since you are not a farmer, you are part of Nigeria problems You think these feats were achieved by farming on a 2X2 plot of land in Gusau? Joker! |
Romance › Re: Man Takes Back Everything He Bought For His Girlfriend After Breakup by flexyrule(m): 11:28am On Oct 26 |
Nigerian girls are thieves.
I'm telling anyone who cares to listen for free.
I'm not asking you to pay me. |
Agriculture › Re: The Countries Dominating Global Food Production (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 11:22am On Oct 26 |
Africa is just big for nothing wallahi.
Just good at noise making, especially Nigeria.
Never seen people as loud as Nigerians.
Go to social media, you won't believe these people are from the poverty capital of the world.
Always making noise! |
Travel › Re: Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway Cheaper Than Benin Coastal Road - Umahi by flexyrule(m): 7:45am On Oct 26 |
Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway Cheaper Than Benin Coastal Road - Umahi - Travel - Nairaland |
Phones › Re: Has This Ever Happened To Your Phone?? by flexyrule(m): 6:32pm On Oct 25 |
Peaceandjoy54: This is vivo y12. The phone has been working but just 3days ago, it just display emergency only. Even when sim was inserted. It brings 4G. Everything works fine.
The issue
The screen is not responsive. Not blank, not dark. It displays perfectly. But enter pin to unlock, screen unresponsive.. Nothing you cam do on the screen, it ddoesnt respond.
Fast reboot.
Was rebooted into recovery and to even select the option, no response by touch on screen or using volume key to scroll down, power button to confirm
Pls urgent solution. Perform a hard reset Press and hold Power + Volume Down together for at least 10 seconds. Release when the Vivo logo appears. Wait for the phone to boot completely. Test the touchscreen again. If that doesn't work, then Get a compatible USB OTG adapter and a USB mouse, connect the mouse to the phone. Unlock the device, back up your data, and perform a factory reset. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Bournemouth (0 - 3) On 25th October 2026 by flexyrule(m): 4:41pm On Oct 25 |
I've been lamenting about Chelsea every 60 seconds.....
But Mehn.. Man UTD's case is something else. |
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is No Such Thing As A Church Baddie! by flexyrule(m): 10:39am On Oct 25 |
femi4: Show me what was twisted? Baddie is an English word which you wrongly defined Since you want to turn into a lawyer and an Englishman. Here is the definition of Baddie. A baddie is a slang term for a confident, stylish, and attractive person (most often a woman), or traditionally a villain or bad character in a story. Modern Slang Meaning • Core traits: Describes someone self-assured, fashionable, and independent. • Attitude: Features an unapologetic, "don't-care" mindset regarding the opinions of others, combined with a strong sense of personal grooming and style. • Origin: Rooted in African American Vernacular English (AAVE), evolving from the use of "bad" to mean cool or impressive, and historically linked to the phrase "bad bitch". It was popularised widely on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok in the late 2010s. • Public Perception: According to discussions on platforms like Reddit, users have mixed opinions, with some viewing it strictly as an empowering celebration of beauty and confidence, while others feel the term is sometimes overused or diluted. Traditional Definition • Villain: In formal and older English (dating back to the 1930s), a baddie is a wicked person, criminal, or antagonistic character in a movie, book, or play (the opposite of a "goody"  . Now, do you think a Christian should describe themselves as a Baddie? |
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is No Such Thing As A Church Baddie! by flexyrule(m): 9:37am On Oct 25 |
femi4: Keep being ignorant..go school, you no gree You're the one who is ignorant here. Things of God cannot be twisted. This is why I have some respect for Islam. They know that religion is sacred, and they try to keep it that way. But you self-acclaimed overly-educated Western-wannabes have bastardised the body of Christ. We used to take the church to the world; now the world resides inside the church. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: EFCC Commences Nationwide Recruitment, Lists Qualifications, Age Limits by flexyrule(m): 9:25am On Oct 25 |
SadiqBabaSani: EFCC work from what I learnt is very stressful and there is no Job security, small misbehave you are sacked. I prefer CBN or NCC Are you working in the NCC or CBN? |
Music/Radio › Re: Flytime To Bring Brandy, Lil Baby And Kehlani To Lagos In December by flexyrule(m): 1:28pm On Oct 21 |
Where are all those AI will take your jobs crew?
AI is yet to take the jobs of performing artists. |
Travel › Re: Kuje Has Changed Inside Kuje Abuja by flexyrule(m): 7:58pm On Oct 20 |
Before I watch the video... 90% sure there'll be a snippet of Azam farms. |
Politics › Re: “You Have No Right To Call Me A Tout!” — Sowore Confronts Lawyer (Video) by flexyrule(m): 1:25pm On Oct 20 |
Some lawyers are always full of themselves sha.
That's why always I approach them with street mentality.
But Sowore sef.. You wey be professional name caller. You con dey vex say them call you tout. Nawa ooooo |
Christianity Etc › Re: Armed Robbers Invaded The Lord's Chosen In SA shot a chosen pastor And Failed by flexyrule(m): 10:39am On Oct 18 |
Mirasteel: Oga it's fake, most of these pastors are occult members, most of them have cooked themselves. So you believe that one can cook themselves against bullets, using occult power, but the power of God cannot save one from bullets? |
Travel › Re: Video Of A Large Truck Going Past A Broken Down Minibus On The Niger Bridge. by flexyrule(m): 7:04am On Oct 18 |
naptu2:
I'm waiting for the first one to quote me. Chief. You make great threads! But look at the situation in the video that you posted and ask yourself... Is this even safe? Everything must not be about politics. Nigeria is the only country where I have lived, that infrastructure is being celebrated as if we had just discovered a new planet. I have lived in at least 5 African countries that are doing well; you don't see or hear all this jamboree over rehabilitated bridges. That said, I'm just airing out my observation as this concerns my job. With the situation of things back home, my only worry should be about the safety of airlines, Abuja, and my hometown. What if the mini truck were a Ford F150? That is wider, with extended side mirrors. |