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Just as there is no crisis in Borno.

As Nigerians express concern over the scary
situation in Rivers State, the Federal Government
has dismissed media reports of the recent political
turbulence in the state as “deliberate over-
sensationalization of the situation.” Attempts by five lawmakers of the House of
Assembly to remove the Speaker were resisted and
the situation degenerated into free-for-all on the floor
of the assembly. Five northern governors had during this week met
with two former Heads of State, Generals Ibrahim
Babangida and Abdulsalam Abubakar, in Minna,
Niger State, asking them to prevail on President
Goodluck Jonathan to ensure that peace returns to
the state. But addressing newsmen yesterday in Abuja, Senior
Special Assistant, Public Affairs to the President,
Dr Doyin Okupe claimed there was no breakdown of
law and order in the state. He claimed that the crisis in the state was
imaginary. His remarks: “We are compelled to react to the
unfolding political drama emanating from recent
activities of some governors from the northern part
concerning political developments in Rivers State.
These political moves, which are clearly intended to
create fear, despair and sense of apprehension among the citizenry are grossly unfounded,
misplaced and a deliberate over-sensationalization
of the situation. “We therefore wish to state as follows: Insinuations
and statements suggesting that Rivers State is on
fire are grossly unfounded. So far, as it is evident to
every discerning observer of political developments,
the state is calm and peaceful. Residents of the
state continue to go about their various businesses, religious, social and political activities under
peaceful atmosphere,” he said. Meanwhile, the Force Headquaters in Abuja said in
Abuja yesterday that Majority Leader of the House
of Assembly, Chidi Llyod, is in its custody and
helping police investigators to unravel the
circumstances surrounding the crisis in the
Assembly. This is coming just as the Inspector-General of
Police (IGP), Mohammed Dahiru Abubakar, has
promised a quick, fair and unbiased investigation
into the matter. Deputy Force Public Relations Officer, CSP, Frank
Mba, who made this known in a statement, said that
Lloyd reported to the Force Headquarters on
Monday, at about 4pm, in company of his lawyer
and went straight to the Force Criminal Investigation
Department (FCID).

Source: sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/no-crisis-in-rivers-presidency/

Two days after her foster mother died in a fatal
accident in Port Harcourt, the First Lady, Mrs.
Patience Jonathan, last night, at exactly 9.40pm,
returned to the country from Geneva. She returned to the waiting arms of her husband,
President Goodluck Jonathan, who was joined by
former military Head of State, Gen. Abdusalami
Abubakar and Chairman of the Board of Trustees of
the Peoples Democratic Party, Chief Anthony
Anenih, among dignitaries at their official residence in the Presidential Villa. Mrs. Jonathan’s foster mother, Mrs. Charity Iwori-
Oba, fondly called Sisi Mama, was on her way to
Bayelsa when the accident claiming her life
occurred. The First Lady was said to be devastated when the
news was broken to her on the telephone. Others who joined the President to receive his wife
were his mother, Eunice; wife of Bayelsa State
governor; ministers of transport, aviation, power,
science and technology as well as culture and
tourism. Mrs. Jonathan was immediately led into the
president’s residence by her husband. The ministers
and a few presidential aides were allowed to follow
them in. Minister of Power, Prof. Chinedu Nebo, later led
them in a prayer session for the repose of the
deceased’s soul, while Anenih gave a brief closing
remarks. As some dignitaries were finding their ways out of
the president’s residence, some others, include
Governor Peter Obi of Anambra State were arriving
to console Mrs. Jonathan.

Source:www.sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/first-lady-returns/

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Madam how far now?
Na you go tire now o.

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Next time I go find one calabar girl face put there. Sawey.

All for love. Love thy neighbour as yourself.

All for love.

Now you can tell how painful it is not to **** for 15 good years.
Madam you try but who killed Kudirat Abiola?

A 50-year-old pastor of one of the pentecostal
churches in Nigeria was yesterday arrested in a
mobile police officer’s bedroom at Iyaba Umudim,
Nnewi in Anambra State. He was allegedly trying to
make love to the policeman’s wife. Unknowing to
the pastor, the policeman was lying in wait for him. The suspect, a father of four from Ngwa in Abia
State was said to have been making love advances
to the policeman’s wife as the two families lived in
the same building and the woman had always
rejected. It was gathered that the woman had always told the
randy pastor to let her alone each time he tried to
seduce her even though the pastor was said to have
promised her N50, 000 for a start if she allowed him
have sex with her. Also, the woman always relayed the pastor’s
advances to her husband who asked her to play
along with the pastor. The pastor’s alleged sin caught up with him
yesterday when he called the woman’s husband,
serving with Mopol 29, Awka on phone at about
4:00pm asking him whether he would return to
Nnewi after work and the policeman told him (the
pastor) that he had a special assignment in Asaba, Delta State. The police officer said: “The pastor apparently
happy started praying for me that God would protect
me in my journey, and all that, and I said Amen, but
he did not know that I was already in Nnewi when I
answered his call.” The police officer said he later secretly returned to
his house having arranged with his wife to catch the
randy man. At the wee hours, according to him, he
‘laid ambush’ in his bedroom waiting for the pastor’s
next action. “It was around 2:23am when the pastor came and
we left the sitting room open. He tiptoed into the
sitting room with only his trousers and singlet on
him, coming bare-footed and sat down in the palour. “He called my wife who came out from the bedroom
to welcome him. Minutes after, he requested that he
and my wife should go into the bedroom and he was
ushered in. He flashed his torchlight in the bedroom
and appeared to have a premonition as my wife
went back to luck the door at the sitting room. Then he had taken his position on the bed and suddenly, I
came out from my hiding place in the bedroom and
gripped him and a fight ensued. “He gave me several bites on my left arm and
fingers. By then the fight had taken us to the sitting
room where my plasma television, handset and
other property were destroyed in his struggle to free
himself. If not for other sympathizers who were
attracted to the noise he would not have been over powered,” the policeman recounted. He said members of the vigilance group were later
invited as the pastor pleaded for forgiveness
attributing his action to the work of the devil and
promised to pay for the damaged property and any
amount of money for him to be set free and the
incident concealed. He was, however, taken to Nnewi Central Police
Station for further investigation. Contacted, the Anambra State police image-maker,
Mr. Emeka Chukwuemeka said he had not been
briefed on the incident.

Source: sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/randy-pastor-arrested-in-police-officers-bedroom-in-nnewi/

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