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You're really good with your creative writing skill...I salute you comrade for creating a fictitious write up....

Just create a movie script out of it and sell it to any of the Nollywood movie producers... possibly name the movie "Cat Girl"

Nice gesture, only that smile from the mum will go a long way in his career nothing can be compared with a child putting smile on the face of his or her parents

Why is statements from any APC led government usually incomplete?

El Rufai ...... Kaduna is capable of feeding the entire south east.

Feed the entire south east with what exactly?



Buhari 2015.....I am coming to bring change

Nigerians never asked the type of change Buhari is bringing.

Buhari 2019.... We are going into the next level

Nigerians never bothered to ask "Oga which next level are we going into?"

Tonero5200:



asking questions to what you already know the answer to.

Today is Christmas, to some Xmas and many others Sexmas... depending on the one you're celebrating...The most important thing is you must not be found idle pick one and celebrate.

Nice one

Okay

dmbb:
So Jesus asked you to do Christmas?

And Mary told you to ask me abi ?

Holla911:
Pele o!
Mr god the judge

I like your type
"as long as it didn't happen to me I'm okay with it"

I will encourage you to continue being that kind of person it pays.

Tinubuadvocate:
Stupid bloody scammer .only God knows what those children will become in future.

Chai.... Even on Christmas Day?

You use bad Belle take wake up on Jesus Birthday ?
E be like say on a default you be bitter person, you for just pretend make today pass before you continue with your purpose of coming into this world....well just take am easy on yourself, I believe say obi cubana no use any of your person do blood scam... just rest 4 today, tomorrow you continue.

Happy Christmas, just look for one bar just chill out later in the day.

Hmmm

Nice one

Bad news everywhere

Ok

Prayers are expensive these days... no vex

Sharonstone7719:
Make una dey fear God small small with all these Una lies nah, even if you senior Mr lying Mohammad, this your lie no suppose carry weight like this nah!!!!

No be everybody dey talk say Buhari government dey bad... some people na for this government and bad administration God use bring them out from poverty, so if your pocket dry no mean say E no get families wey milk and honey dey their backyard... Na why in the actual sense nothing is good or bad..

Some people will tell you that Goodluck Jonathan's administration was not a good one reason because they never benefited from the government but people that benefited will tell you Goodluck was Godsent .... the same way this current administration is bad to some, it's God's blessing to others.

He was testing gun... person no fit make mistake again?..... but the confusing thing here is how animal take turn to human being according to him.

Compensation from ...if you know what I mean

RoyalBoutique:
Because he should have told the man how to do it and save the man some money.

Bad things happen because good people say nothing.

Exactly comrade...on point

This is getting out of hand, I guess the space weapon is for in case of any alien invasion

Kosoco:
What's d bank name...

Your money dey loss?....
After asking the name of the bank what else will you ask?

What's the sender's name and time of receiving the money...


Comrade talk true say no be wetin you want do be that.

Everyone get their own time....

Hmmm

HELLASJ:
@floss
Thanks a million boss

when God finally pick your call, once you cash out no forget to show love

laluski:
So I'm presently at a phone Engineer shop trying to repair the screen of my wife's phone.This gentlemen walks in and complains of the voice assistant speaking all the time. Instantly I knew someone( maybe his kids) had tampered with the accessibility settings meant for blind people etc
This engineer spoke out my thoughts to the man and charged him 2k..I weak. The man pay o.. something wei no go take me 5 seconds...d man beg to 1k, this engineer no gree...the man pay the money...I just shook my head and dey laugh for my mind

If there's anything like judgement day, that's if the words found in the Bible happens to come to fulfilment, I bet your own judgement will be greater than that of the phone engineer...Ask me why?

I have no business with what the phone engineer charged the customer, in the eyes of Nigerians the phone engineer is right after all he's not running a charity organization and the Op is right to keep mum but Divine judgement cannot be applied using Nigerian street law of being smart, and because of that @ Op has the greater judgement.

B

Igboid:
I'm a Yoruba man, from Ondo state, precisely from Oba-Akoko, my name is Akin.

If you want the name of my compound in Oba-Akoko, I can also give you that.

Now tell me, would you believe me?

Sense no go kill you I swear, your tenacity on standing up for your tribe is admirable... thumbs up.... that nincompoop is not igbo. You can never find a Yoruba man attack another Yoruba man even if their ideology doesn't match...A typical Igbo blood can never side an outsider except that Igbo person is an outcast.

Ok

Nothing here to see except Lala's meal.