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this nigga has the most inviting and most captivating topic

@po-deep
am gonna join the train too. happy birthday dawg. repping NJ flowshow

this aint no USt, looks like he needs a rapidshare premium stuff, if we get em for u would u share with us?

kanye west cant tell me nothing -friends
d-smart -pikin for family
papoose ft r kelly bad man remix for ma gurls

who has jedi jedi and other olu maintain songs apart from yahoozee

@bolaji
thanks 4d ajasa, but what about whiskolo whiska remix -durella

@bolaji
bolaji what are you still doing here ? shebi you said you were travelling
what happened to the nairaland battle rap world cup now

you get 1.malaria 2.whiskolo whiska remix ? durella &id kabasa and 3.ajasa-otiya?

pls upload 4 me if u have

@EDOSIO
why do i have to be the one to wait for the outcome of the mystery match?

@JUDGE
why is this thing taking ages to judge?, my mouth is itching to bust flowshows in the quarter finals on anyone.judge it now

@spottie/jayon
keep running ur mouths, flowshow is waiting patiently for you . pray u dont jam me in the quarter finals

@passworded
dig ur style men,, good lyrics .good punchlines, nuff respectz

@young digi
what exactly is the point in all this non-directional arguments of yours?

@sharn06 and emyzwon
nuff respectz to the two honeys in da booth. both of ya keep doing ya fly thingy

@everyone
good competition , but let the judge release the results quickly. in fact right now

flowshow @ emmyzwon

djhills u said this emmyswon guy is a gurl? right? homo or lesbo ?
flowshowing rapid sporadic fire, i blow up her puss in a flowshowing flaming inferno
nairaland stand up for king flowshow the hyperbolical multi metaphorical punchliner
flowshows as violent as a military armoury,
i exhume ya teeths with punchlines sicker than a practising dentistry
emmyswon has won ,grammatical error, emmyzwon has just lost the emmy awards
Bleep the velocity,with flowshowing jet speed diversities
my flowshows hits punches faster than liquid viscousities
eff war bullets ,my flowshowing ballistic missiles hits emmyzwon at twice the velocity
flowshowing unseen battle artistry , my wet dreams impregnates this bittch in real life scenarios
emmy aint a nairaland patroit ,
even with a free nigerian anthem she couldnt sing the bleeping pledge
flowshows mad like retarded acapellas,
my punchlines punches emmy into holes like philly cheese mozarellas
a true planetary body, flowshow is a star like venus in jupiter
flowshowing vernaculars, i capture emmy in my verbal binoculars
flowshows coming vulgar like my mama's dialectical mother tongues
my flowshows are diabolically fetish, like shina peters i battle with afro juju
a bigtime terrorist like adolf hitler, i hit niggas lifeless like bret call me da hitman hart
i forcefully squeeze out emmyswon heart and breath like bret tha hitman heart
going first against flowshow like mts first wireless,
ur rhymes will stand motionless like reltel wire-less
this nairaland world cup is gettin stronger,emmy u surprised?
emmyzwon sits motionless with surprising mouth wide-open begging for mercy
against flowshow if u dare put up a battle front,
you invite eternal violence like da raptors from memphis tennesse
emmyzwon embarked on a suicide mission , i send her out in exile like an european foreign mission

FLOWSHOW IS IN DA BUILDING. RAP WORLD CUP 2007 FINALS , PUT UR HANDS UP

@SPOTTIE
I OWN DA EMPIRE NIGGA I WILL MAKE U RETIRE .PRAY U DONT MEET ME IN THE QUARTER FINALS. I FLOWSHOW UR SPOTTIE ASS BACK INTO DA CHICKEN POX AREA U REP.

LEAN BACK NIGGA

ALL HAIL FLOWSHOW THE MULTI METAPHORICAL PUNCHLINER

@GANJAMIND

GANJAMIND UR SO FUNNY , U THINK UR SHORT GANJA (IGBO) 5 LINES OF LAME CAN DEFEAT WHAT I DROPPED, U DIDNT EVEN DELIVERY IT PROPERLY U JUST MERGED EVERYTHING UP, MEN I DONT TOO MUCH.LIKE DBANJ WOULD SAY, FILE. NO LONG THING , FILE ,
LET THE JUDGES JUDGE.

I ALREADY POSTED MY 3 BATTLES , WAITING ON 3  OF YOU TO SLUG THE LAST QUARTERFINAL SLOT IN GROUP B OUT,

GROUP B

FLOWSHOW VS KRAZIE-D ,

MY 3RD BATTLE AM DONE.AM NOW WAITING FOR MY QUARTER FINAL OPPONENTS. HOLLA

@KRAZIE-D
next up krazie , flowshow is in da buildin
damn this nigga is crazy,he lives up to his crazy name
this is christmas dee ,i wanna eat a christmas turkey
krazy battling flowshow? hilarious krazie-d is so delicious
i bring comic drama better than clarus and gringory
my flowshows come in triplicates u can call em multiples,
my style u cant multiply, am a battling syndicate
everybody knows am the best this year
am the flowshowing king of rap, i am undefeated
like muhammad ali i am a champ that is undisputed
i rumble in the bronx, krazie d i box ur vipers
turn u to a little baby pooping into diapers
rap style so easy, flowshow is so fantastic
punchlines coming up, my flowshows are about to show up
own your craze up, like gas am so flared up
3 straight battles dropping in a row, none can be like me
i got more skills cooking hot vapors in da oven
i grill like an atomic wave, nigga check my atomics
my flows are hotter than the waves from micros (microwaves)
i JUST got krazie-D burnt up , but am not r-kelly.

GROUP B FLOWSHOW VS AJADRAGE

@AJADRAGE
multiple similes similar to metaphorical punchlines
when u hear that linguistic shit
better recognise da flowshow in da buildin
ajadrage?second opponent,
line up dogg i battle yall one by one
my flowshows flows shows like a television station
am so loud and flyer , my flow broadcast u cant show
ajadrage, u sound like a raging buffalo
lay low, my uppercuts strike below ur belly
to make ur belly buttons stoop low in front of ma eyes
i got mad dices, ajadrage i wear them ices
like a tornado i burn yall up and move to the quarters
baby rappers you are , u cant withstand my flows
my flowshows are terrifyingly terrific,
they hit u suddenly like a ghastly motor accident
similar to newbies running them baby mouthies
lil do they know , am waiting to explode in the finals
ajad's neva been here so i dont need to throw metaphorical punches
even with silence i walkover ajad like i was afro-the lady of rage

MY 2ND GROUP MATCH, AJADRAGE IS LYRICALLY MURDERED , JUDGES KEEP JUDGING

spottie:
i hope these battle works because everybody seems tired of these shittt, its gettin borin,

WHO DA Bleep IS THIS SPOTTIE TALKING TRASH UP IN HERE , IF UR IN D BATTLE DOGG.WHY DONT U WAIT FOR UR GROUP OPPONENTS TO REPLY U, AND STOP BITCHING AROUND AND BEING A PEST ON EVERYONE, U SOUND WACK TO ME , IF U MANAGE TO SCALE THRU THE GROUP STAGES , U WILL DEFINITELY MEET UR DOOM IN THE QUARTER FINALS OR SEMI-FINAL.CHECKING YOUR GROUP U STILL HAVE 2 PEOPLE TO BATTLE, SO FACE UR GROUP

BE WARNED,,, WATCH OUT FOR FLOWSHOW !

GROUP B , AM POSTING ALL MY 3 VERSES, FLOWSHOW IS GOIN STRAIGHT TO THE QUARTERFINALS

FLOWSHOW VS GANJAMIND
@GANJAMIND
my flowshows are like 3 POINT alleys, homie i shoot oopss,
like b-ball hoops ganjamind am shootin alleys
flowshow bout to cater for ur ass like ur nursing mother
in the same group as the flowshow nigga? d picture is insane
sickle flows will be flowshown all over ur sick membrane
need i remind u nigger flowshow is too brain shocked
i am flowshow the multi metaphorical punchliner
i dont smoke weed so dont offer me ganja
cant u see the red sign nikkah,i am spittin danger
like ur ganja smoke ganjamind , i spit vipers like ur mama's diaper
i turn ur lame lines to a mad man in the madness manger
am like a soap opera,
honeys rush to watch my flowshows like a mexican opera
weekly suspense i flowshow like a movie director
i flow periodic flows like missed tv episodes
i put u in retrospect ,make u disrespectful like spottie,
i am flowshow i let rappers know i throw intentional stray bullets
spotties's probably reading this?am coming for ur ass dogg
like american cents, i flow shows with ma british accents
am a descendant of an rapping decent
nikkah i kill ganjaman like an unwanted insect
like an headmaster i am da flowshow u cant bump heads with
like a bumble ,i sting harder than a new jersey bee
am from new jersey nigger,
new york niggers recognise my flowshows and ish
i spit ill, everytime i touch the microphone, the microphone checks
ganjamind fall back and look behind my jersey
eight o eight is written boldly ,
flowshow nigger, u better recognise me
when i battle rap ganjamind
i murder niggas and leave em forever defeated

NOW LET THE JUDGES JUDGE THAT .    FLOWSHOW VS GANJAMIND

FLOWSHOW is in da building

GROUP B-
ganjamind, ajadrage and krazzie-d stand up.
the multi metaphorical punchline king FLOWSHOW is in da building .

ganjamind, ajadrage and krazzie-d expect ur disses in some few minutes , no looking back and going straight to the quarter finals .

YES AM COMING THRU WITH MY FLOWSHOWS .ALL RAPPERS BEWARE

LET MY OPPONENTS WATCH OUT

FLOWSHOW IS IN DA BUILDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

@bolaji-
so this is where u were banished to, interesting, from star wars to world cup, and u fink u will win this one, not with my presence

BREAKING NEWS ----ENTRY NO 21 FLOW MOSUCKIN SHOW

FLOWSHOW IN DA HOUSE YO

who?

who?

saucekid:
@ mailmac,

why are wackos always after ya beats me

maybe he his as wack as d rest of em .

@WORDSMITH

like the flowshow professor i am / on wordsmith i will spit dope metaphors/
flowshow multis i battle with,i break your head publicly on tv like it was a breaking news!
wordsmith,like a cracked cd, i will convert your lame ass into smack dvd's
like tybello, my flowshows will be green, u would think i was da professor green
when am done wit u will think i was da wicked witch from northern greenwich
i break your unbeaten streak like i would break da egg yoke of a guinea fowl
am so hammer-like, i overrun your wacklife like i was a iraqi hummer
my flowshows spits similes, i flow stray punchlines at u with deliberate intentions
your name is wordsmith,i hereby re-christian and change em to blacksmith
like an experienced goldsmith ,my flow shows are flowshowingly golden
i come at u strictly with shivering cold, u will suddenly develop cold feet!
i infect with incurable cold,my raplines i HOOK on u like tyson'S uppercuts
your defeat is imminent, your career demise will be too permanent
my style is figurative mad multis i flowshow,like a flowin river my flowshows are simply unstoppable
like the river niger ,my flow is like a river streaming metaphorical hyperboles
am like a resident evil ,my evil will reside wit u like i was a manchester red devil
i spit ill syphillis into metaphors [/color] u would think i was da bible verse of st.mark
i put your winning streak to a complete stop like i was a punctuation mark
lyrically speaking i flowshow figures of speeches like i was an apostolic disciple
mad multis i flow, i am flowshow nigga u can't stop my show,
i'm like a fuel tanker about to have anhead-on collision
my flowshows jams u fatally like a ghastly motor accident
like an unfortunate incident i leave your body lifeless maverik would think i was a fatal car accident
like a cheetah i rap speedily past u
u would think i was a gran turismo ferrarri
my multis and punches are fast and furious, my work on u wont be too tedious
wordsmith,u got winning streaks? no smith your a little boy you can't be serious
like cyrus, am LIKE a virus making your skills sound feminine
this time around ur streaks will be missing like a menstration period
seriously speaking ,when am done u will think i was the serius jones
intimidating u like da fatal hussein , i am similar to your daddy u can call me da terrorising saddam
like da kainji dam, your watery winning streaks i will now be damning,
wordsmith you are now the next casualty i will totally condemn!

wordsmith's winning streak is about to be broken!

@afrocynic
, lol is this all the wackness u can find ?
what else would an opponent say
rhetorics rhetorics , no long talk
lets just wait for maverik to judge it

@afrocynic
hope u aint lost? , u had it coming hard on you like a volcanic eruption !

if he doesnt do it now , someone will still do it tomorrow, regardless she will still lose it !dat her age is ripe enuff, wow fresh banana, rkelly specs

@afrocynic
finally now u have it red hot like a molten larva
i bet u can't deliver anything that will match up to my flowshows above.

@afrocynic
your scared to go first , aight , ama show u who da big boss is, it looks like u want to use ma lines to re-diss me, whatever it is , i flowshow mad sickle mataphorical flowshows anyday! here comes round one anyway

@afrocynic
am like a simile / my flowshows are metallic/ my punchlines highly metaphorical./
am like a ferrous metal /my magnetics detects afrocynic as a female wack battle cat/
like menike menses da old battle cat /am like a registered company/ i was formed to murda bitches /
like ash and jah /am like an ink my murder is incorporated /afrocynic your ass i will definitely slaughter /
my thoughts are always right/ i thwart your ass like your tight vagina / like the cat u are/ you are now a smelling pussy./
am like simba da lion king !/ my flowshows are ferocious /u will think i was da king of da rap jungle/
i heard your a sweet honey /afro am similar to a cube of sugar /,i spit sweetness like sporadics/
my cubic flowshows are square shaped/ they turn your apple butts into a 4-edged rectangle!/
i am da metaphorical flowshow / my bars are milky just like a chocolate /i spit hot bars like i was from milky bars/
ma flowshows are paradoxical/, my multi-metaphurs hexaconical/
i am a flowshowing gangstar/,like the icy chain on my neck/ my flows i will proudly show off/
similar to your clitoris/ i am a gangsta /am da tighest mosuckin star in this gang/
i am da metaphorical flowshow/ my flowshow screeches hard like a figure of speech/
like a rapedd wack bitch /they will definitely leave you naked like a delapitated snitch/
i flowshow mad multis and metaphorical punchlines/my flowshows are similar to similes
am like a game of chess/ my flowshows are like checkmates/ i bury my enemies in total checks!/
am like a rook in da night/ my knights castle them females in ranks n files /
rap niggas would think i was a bishop preaching crusades in da darkest nights/
similar to a cock /i hatch your ovary eggs like a malicious hen/
i bring rap quarrels/like a malice i wont bury the afrocynic hatchet!/
am like a prophet/i flowshow parables and adages into your cherished virginity/
like a sunday testimony /my flowshows are like miracles/u can call me da flow miraculous!
my flowshows are musical/ like an mp3 am equal to a memory stock duo !/
when am true wit ya/my flowshow stigma stigmatizes and sticks on ya apple butt cheeks 4ever/
niggas will begin to refer to you as the african chiquita who got her virginity flowshowed all over her stinkin ovaries !/
am like your big brother in africa,/ u will be similar to the final three days in bba/
when am done wit ya, afrocynic/ u will be like ofunneka who got flowshowing middle fingaz inserted into her virgin vargina!

cool song , i like the last rap line ,
its shigidi, sauce da bomb diggidi
i download and converted this to an mp3.its a ring tone on ma phone now, skingo can u ask the sender to send da full song plsssssss

saucekid is a very very impressive rapper.thank God we fluxxing big time

@twiz d , ravensword and young digi
wow, brilliant guys , am impressed with your rap pilgrimage here
creativity and ryhmes yo niggas got
bring your skills to play on the thread star wars
twiz d you already got an opponent challenging u. take a look there

but u aint that brilliant , i remove the brill and leave u as an ant !

much respect guys keep spitting metaphors!

@WORDSMITH

like the flowshow professor i am / on wordsmith i will spit dope metaphors/
flowshow multis i battle with,i break your head publicly on tv like it was a breaking news!
wordsmith,like a cracked cd, i will convert your lame ass into smack dvd's
like tybello, my flowshows will be green, u  would think i was da professor green
when am done wit u will think i was da wicked witch from northern greenwich 
i break your unbeaten streak like i would break da  egg yoke of a guinea fowl
am so hammer-like, i overrun your wacklife like i was a iraqi hummer
my flowshows spits similes, i flow stray punchlines at u with deliberate intentions
your name is wordsmith,i hereby re-christian and change em to blacksmith
like an experienced goldsmith ,my flow shows are flowshowingly golden
i come at u strictly with shivering cold, u will suddenly develop cold feet!
i infect with incurable cold,my raplines i HOOK on u like tyson'S uppercuts
your defeat is imminent, your career demise will be too permanent
my style is figurative mad multis i flowshow,like a flowin river my flowshows are simply unstoppable
like the river niger ,my flow is like a river streaming metaphorical hyperboles
am like a resident evil ,my evil will reside wit u  like i was a manchester red devil
i spit ill syphillis into metaphors [/color] u would think i was da bible verse of st.mark
i put your winning streak to a complete stop like i was a punctuation mark
lyrically speaking i flowshow figures of speeches like i was an apostolic disciple
mad multis i flow, i am flowshow nigga u can't stop my show,
i'm like a fuel tanker about to have anhead-on collision
my flowshows jams u fatally like a ghastly motor accident
like an unfortunate incident i leave your body lifeless maverik would think i was a fatal car accident
like a cheetah i rap speedily past u
u would think i was a gran turismo ferrarri
my multis and punches are fast and furious, my work on u wont be tootedious
wordsmith,u got winning streaks? no smith your a little boy you can't be serious
like cyrus, am a virusmaking your skills sound feminine like they were mrs jones's missing her menstration period,
seriously speaking ,when am done u will think i was the serius jones
intimidating u like da fatal hussein , i am similar to your daddy u can call me da terrorising saddam
like da kainji dam, your watery winning streaks i will now be damning,
wordsmith you are now the next casualty i will totallycondemn!