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have u seen the doctor?
Have u eaten?
You want to eat shawarma or pizza?
Ahhh.......sorry*********
re u havin head ache, just take this pills and u will okay......................
Ahhhh kpele (in funke akindele's voice

lolzz i ave not eaten ooo

i want shawarma ***

i hate drugs ooo

Sori Guys I Have Beem Busy Nd Sick For Sumtime Now

Nd I Forgot My Password For Mzxplendour Bt I Promise To Finish Up B4 This Week Runz Out

Tnz For Those That Have Been Following

Nd For Those Of U Claiming Big Boys Nd Galz

There Iz God Ooo(*in Patience's Voice) )

Episode 1...

Titus:Chai,Chinedu...Iyaf suffer,just imagine which kind life be dis one... Shey na dis vulcanizer work I go do die?.
Chinedu:No talk like dat,no talk am..God dey,he go carry us go up
Titus:Which time dat time go come.
Chinedu:Just be patient, wait for Gods time . Titus:Oooh be patient be patient, dats why I like Olamide..He say I no get patient and I no want the bone..So forget this patient tin you dey tell me.
Chinedu:Na you dey talk o,if God do am now even you sef go shock
Titus:Okay o,I hear you... Oya go answer customer.
Chinedu:You no fit go?After you wan make am abi

Titus:Abeg just free me.. . (Chinedu went to answer the customer)
Chinedu:Madam, good afternoon
Madam:Afternoon, what's wrong with your friend?
Chinedu:Hmmmm..hmmm,

Madam:Are you afraid?
Chinedu: No ma o.
Madam:So speak what's wrong?
Chinedu: He's hungry..We are hungry
Madam:Rili?! Is dat why he's face is like that?
Chinedu:Madam,haven't you heard that a hungry man is an angry man
Madam:Is true,you are right
(Titus coming towards them) Titus:Come o,I no understand you Chinedu.Na work you come do abi na talk you com talk ehn?
Chinedu: Me and her dey talk price Titus:Na price una dey talk siiinceee..Wetin be the work she wan do,na pumping of tire abi na patching Chinedu: The two both of them join together Titus:Chi...Chinedu, the two both of them together??Who teach you English Chinedu: Okay,teacher Titus correct me na Titus:It is errrrm...errrm...
Chinedu: Oya na,nwa teacher

Titus:Calm down, am trying to combinate my sentence wella...It is the two of them altogether join.
Chinedu:I know say you go know am
Madam: The both of you are just so funny
Chinedu: We are not comedy
Titus:Ah Chinedu, no be comedy, its joker.We are not joker
Chinedu: Eeh you go join am to become comedy joker
Titus:E be like say we go add 's' to become 'comedy jokers' abi
Chinedu: Yea,you are correct
Madam: (Laughing hard) the both of you will not kill me with laugh,oya go to the boot and take the tire. I will come in the evening for it.. Take this money too (giving them 200n)just buy snacks its not money for your job. I will give you that when I come later.

Chinedu: Okay ma..Oya Titus go carry the carry the tire

Titus:Thunder fire you, you dey crase?You see say hunger wan kill me for here,you better go carry am.Bring the money make I go buy garri and groundnut.(collecting the money)
Madam: (laughing) both of you ehn Chinedu took the tire out and bade the woman bye. to be continued...

Episode 10


I was too late as corper zina has already informed the principal. Principal called him out and gave him the beating of his life,he had this murderous look. I know am dead,I went back to the lab to tell christine.
Me: He has been punish,now he will be planning to end my life now
Christine: You have to be extra careful
Me: What’s between you and josh
Christine: I was in ss1 then,my dad and I visited his parent,like you, he is the son of my father’s friend,pastor thomas. That day my dad told us we use to act as a couple when we were young,he said that jokingly but josh took it serious as he was chasing me around since that day and also threatened we must date. Am so fed up,if he sees me with a guy,he will chase them away and I don’t love him,he is just my childhood friend.
Me: oh so that’s it… After the closing time,the driver came to pick christine and hannah up but I decided not to follow them.
Val: Guy how far,I hear say that guy wan beat u
Me: Na true o my guy
Val: Make we dey go house together jarwe We made it to the bustop and decided to take a cab.
Person: Hey guys I turned back to see sonshine and kendrick,at the left is ayis,james and their leader josh. I pity my friend val,does he always have to share in my wahala …We were hot slapped and forced to kneel. The gave us the beating of our life,we were rode like a horse.. They release us after beating us like a goat.. We went our different path,fortunately I made it home but everything went blank immediately I entered the sitting room. I woke up to see myself on my bed ,christine, hannah and mark were there beside me.
Christine: What happened?
Me: its josh
Christine: That arrogant b-----d. I was left to rest,I woke up the nextday and decided not to go school,I went downstairs to see christine sitting on the couch.
Me: you didn’t goto school?
Christine: Leaving you behind? I will never do that.
I smiled and sat beside her. I wrapped my hand around her shoulder while she leaned on me placing her head on my chest.
Christine: Are you okay now?
Me: much better,atleast someone is worrying about me.
Christine: *smiled* Hannah told me the truth.
Me: So you now believe me?
Christine: I thought you a bad boy but you a good one.
Me: Hannah knew about what we……(Cut in)
Christine: shhh **blocking my mouth with her two fingers* She told me but I don’t care,all I care is **looking into my eyes,our head about to collide** you. We engAged in a passionate kiss,I don’t want it to stop again.
Mark: **clears throat and we quickly disengaged** Sorry for disturbing you,am going out,wanna visit my friend **he walked out**
“What’s with this guy sef” I said to myself..
Later in the night,everybody retires to their room. Christine and I agree that she will come to my room. I was in my room waiting for christine when I heard a knock on my door. I thought It was christine,unlocking the door janet was standing at the door in her night gown,she quickly rushed in,I followed her and closed the door.
Me: What’s wrong
Janet: Please help me **crying**
Me: I don’t understand you..
Janet: He will come looking for me again tonight,please don’t let him hurt me again
Me: I don’t understand,who is looking for you?
Janet: You won’t tell anyone will you?
Me: I won’t,you just have to calm down…
Janet: Mark has been raping me since the day he has returned. He threatened to kill me if I tell anyone. He raped me when I was watching film the other day
**i remember this** he has sent me a message that he will be coming to my room tonight and he won’t be using condom..
Me: What,Is he crazy or what?..The truth is I saw you f-----g the other time in the sitting room but I never knew he was raping you..how may I help?
Janet: Please let me sleep here tonight,I know christine will be mad at you but I have no other choice,he won’t be able to do anything if he knows I slept here,,I don’t trust that guy,christine is not safe either..
She held my hand looking at my face with tears like river running down her cheek,,the door opened,,I was so suprise to see christine,,I can see the suprise in her face,,she angrily stormed out when she saw janet holding my hands.. What will I tell her now….

chammy4real:
grabs my own yoghurt. goes to d couch to sit down. continues reading this.


hope no one is gonna disturb me with a romance

lol bae make I come join ..u in the yoghurt drinking.....:[

chammy4real:
grabs my own yoghurt. goes to d couch to sit down. continues reading this.


hope no one is gonna disturb me with a romance

lol bae make I come join ..u in the yoghurt drinking.....:[

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here iz the next chapter
Episode 9 Nextday was sunday,the service went well. I still saw josh and christine after the church talking,I was very jealous but I pretended not to see them. I got to school early on monday,I sat down in the class and revise what corper zina taught me because we are having english first and she planned to give us test. After the assembly corper zina enter the class,oh I was sitting with zainab this time. Corper zina had this “am suspecting you two” look clearly shown on her face. She gave us the test,I never knew zainab was so brilliant as she scored more than joyce. I scored 19/20,joyce scored 16/20 while zainab scored 18/20.I was so surprise,corper zina later called me asking me if I showed her my script but I told her I didn’t,she was also surprise. Later in the breaktime Zainab: Am hungry,what should i get for you Me: Chilled youghurt and biscuit will do She went out while I sat alone in the class. Hannah enter suddenly and walk toward where I was sitting. Hannah: You thought you could be bleeping all girls Me: I don’t understand Hannah: **locked my shirt** you thought I didn’t caught you and christine. I was looking for you that day,I heard christine moaning,I had to peep,I saw you squezing my on sister’s boob,I had to run back. Am here to wArn you,stay away from my sister. I just stared agape,she left me not after hissing. Zainab later enter. Zainab: what’s with this your mood. Me: Nothing A small girl which I guess she is in jss1 enter and came to me. The girl: Senior christine said you should meet her in the lab Me: okay I stand up and went to the lab,christine sat down with her head placed on the table.Her two friends(monica and Dorcas) stayed beside her. I really hate that monica,she was so arrogant,though she is beautiful choco in complexion but not as beautiful as dorcas with her evelyn like(intermission) a-s. Monica: she said she only wants you to stay with her,she is ill and has been vomitting since morning. Dorcas: *smiled and winked at me to goto christine* we should leave Monica They both left,I sat beside christine. Me: what’s wrong senior girl *i teased* Christine: **raised her head** its just an headache Me: just?.. I held her hand and pulled her head towards my shoulder.She then placed her head on my shoulder with our hands locked. I later decided to fed her food which was placed on the table,she ate small and placed her head on my shoulder holding my right hand. Christine: I love it like this Me: *smiled* deep down in my heart I know I have fallen for her. Don’t know what got over me,I kissed her in the forehead stroking her medium hair with my left hand. Someone entered suddenly,oh it was josh (he is the senior boy),he pulled me up locking my shirt,I know he is gonna kill me but fortunately my saviour corper zina entered. Corper zina: What’s all this about? Why are you locking his shirt? He leave me and had this “you a dead meat look”. Powerless christine just try to settle the fight when josh gave her a hot slap which made her fell on the floor. He stormed outside in anger. Corper zina: Arrogant boy,I really hate him I ran and lifted christine up. I hate that josh,why is he angry,he thought I didn’t saw him kissing monica at the back of the lab yesterday?.. Corper zina: what happened here Me: *i explained excluding the part that we did like a new married couple* Corper zina: I’ll make sure to deal with him. *she angrily walked out* Dealing with josh won’t help as his other gang will be after me (sonshine,kendrick,james and ayis). I so much fear that ayis,he had this scary look on his face. I should tell corper zina to just leave him be………