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But the xenophobic South African says that Nigerians are the ones peddling drugs in their country.

jeromestarks:
Im obsessed with purity. Virginity is purity.

I like that word: virginity is purity

You and your girl are dramatic..
Always act matured in everything u do in life.
Don't be quick to conclude, else your words becomes wrong accusation..
I perfectly understand her feelings: she feels bad and hurt..
Oya take that money u accused her of stealing and buy a beautiful gift for her.

jeromestarks:
Why do we fight war?
Why do we make money?
Why do we chase leadership roles?
Why do we buy houses?
Why do we do anything?


It's to have peace of mind and lead a comfortable life.

You can not have peace of mind and a comfortable life free of frustration if you marry a woman you did not disvirgin because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and your mind will never be at rest to enjoy the money, the politics, the victory of war, the houses and even the water you drink.

Be wise. Some things are more than money and politics.

why are you so obsessed with these words: ex, virgin, fvck?

SodiumValproate:


fman come and see the lady with nyash


Edit: oooooh! I forgot to add the panty line ....brb

plz stop making an unauthorized caricature of pwettylinda. Her natural endowment is far beyond what your feeble mind, borrowed Biro, scratch-paper and sketchy graffiti can comprehend.!!

airsaylongcome:
Seun,
What's happening? I can't find any of my mentions

https://www.nairaland.com/mentions

same here

Odebayo4010:
An Okada man in Kasoa worked till 11:50pm last night, on getting home he decided to take his bath.

He suddenly ran out na*ked shouting............
Ghost! Ghost!! Ghost!!!...

Narrating his story, he said he has poured water on his head about 5 times & the water was not touching his head.

On hearing this, his neighbours rushed out,
only to discover that he did not remove His helmet before having his bath.

try dey use sugar drink akamu!!
No dey nack am raw!!
Early morning Weather no friendly these day!

SodiumValproate:
Me Changi gbenda yam ga ya u er nyi kwagh?

U hii u kpaan sisterfire ver?

kwagh kee you there!!
This jukun man

SodiumValproate:
Then help her dilute the rest of the offspring she will pop out. Mbok


She will keep it a secret.

na new year be this!!!!!
Change ya ways

SodiumValproate:
I don't understand any of this because I know a lady who loves a dark guy called fman and I know that fman loves a black blackie who is very much blackier than him called ahnie

So I don't know where you are heading.

Mr troll. For ya info, am not dark skinned. I don't like dark skin ladies. Don't u even insult ahnie, she is a married woman

Islamic laws are for the poor!!
Kawai.

jimmychang:
I am mediocre because I called out a nigga who messed up.

no reason am!!
Na him money Sha...

Ukwu nwanyi owerri.
I ga ebuli kwa

Your brains r really smart

U r better off alone!!
People bring troubles!!
Just get one fine girl and date away your loneliness

Lala's specialty

jimmychang:
He is my bro and guess who fed him for the weeks he was broke? Cattarh wey dey comot for baby nose get nutrients pass your brain cells.No dey quote my mentions zombie if you have nothing to add.

you are just SIMPler than your bro.
Your post depicts your level of mediocrity and exposure in life!!

Truvelisback:
My friend, go and sit down! Woman wrapper.

i like woman no mean say I be woman wrapper!!

So what's your business?
Amebo!!!
That's his girlfriend and not yours!!
Go get one for yourself and focus on your matter! Instead of been a third party.

Candidlady:
idash you wiseone28 enjoy her

abeg, nothing join me and that one!!!

Candidlady:
congrats

if icome back to this life na still north igo choose

no near my dear and beautiful Homeland [color=#abc600]Benue[/color]

Candidlady:
for me It is polyandry things

iam gonna marry like three zombies(men)

whenever iput to bed we'd run DNA test asap

if you are interested in being one of my husband reach me on this digits

08zero 22one 90 242
ineed true love this year

am in .
Hope am not digging my grave?

wiseone28:
please do find it in your heart to resist that tempting urge to mention me!!

u can be so annoying...
Abeg shift, make I see front!!

Dead men don't count!!

PerfectStranger:
Are those laps on your dp fresh for real? Abi na Snapchat filter?

sheistoopretty na only yansh, she get!!
Face wowo.
Chest - semi flat.
But I can manage her from back

wiseone28:
please do find it in your heart to resist that tempting urge to mention me!!

Banza
kawai

siofra:
After spending your youth insulting respectable women like me on nairaland, you now want to find a wife here?

And you're even setting standards. Look even if it's a single mother over 55 that look your side, better accept her. Nonsense!

u just wan show ya self!!

Candidlady:
idont know if wiseone28 would be interested

hit her up

i no understand wiseone28 gender!!!! Whether na (m) or (f) in reality.

appishani1:
Congratulations to them.
Wait on the Lord
You will never see shame or disappoinment

yes ooo

Nukilia:
Monitoring spirits everywhere

I swear!!

The landlady's religion is a serious turn off...