I said what I said and I am a man.A certain situation happened to my friend recently.My friend loved his girlfriend so much that she has access to his bank apps lol.When I heard I just knew it won't end well.This guy was so busy one day and he passed out.Meanwhile he had some money left in his bank account.He planned on using the money to offset some debts and buy some goods.

His girlfriend went behind his back withdraw half and use it to purchase wig for Christmas .This is just hilarious.My problem is the way he handled it,instead he should call his thief of a girlfriend and tell her to return his money,the nigga was complaining and whining like a bitch.If the guy wasn't my bro I for use slap comot him teeth.

The guy was even saying that was small change and bla bla bla bla but sapa hold am for the next two weeks lol.When did we men become this weak? What the Bleep is going on?

Pussy niggas.

jimmychang:
I said what I said and I am a man.A certain situation happened to my friend recently.My friend loved his girlfriend so much that she has access to his bank apps lol.When I heard I just knew it won't end well.This guy was so busy one day and he passed out.Meanwhile he had some money left in his bank account.He planned on using the money to offset some debts and buy some goods.

His girlfriend went behind his back withdraw half and use it to purchase wig for Christmas .This is just hilarious.My problem is the way he handled it,instead he should call his thief of a girlfriend and tell her ro return his money,the nigga was complaining and whining like a bitch.If the guy wasn't my bro I for use slap comot him teeth.

The guys was even saying that was small change and bla bla bla bla but sapa hold am for the next two weeks lol.When did we men become this weak? What the Bleep is going on?

Pussy niggas.

Correct ur Heading. Use "Some" instead of "Most". U can't use ur SIMP friend as a case study and assume that most men are that way.

So what's your business?
Amebo!!!
That's his girlfriend and not yours!!
Go get one for yourself and focus on your matter! Instead of been a third party.

Truvelisback:
Correct ur Heading. Use "Some" instead of "Most". U can't use ur SIMP as a case study and assume that most men are that way.

I just dey vex ooh.How will the girl respect him now if he doesn't punish her for this misbehaviour.Watin dey suo with us.Na toto too sweet abi watin.

fman:
So what's your business?
Amebo!!!
That's his girlfriend and not yours!!
Go get one for yourself and focus on your matter! Instead of been a third party.

He is my bro and guess who fed him for the weeks he was broke? Cattarh wey dey comot for baby nose get nutrients pass your brain cells.No dey quote my mentions zombie if you have nothing to add.

What do I know seriously.

Na we be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement tho

jimmychang:


I just dey vex ooh.How will the girl respect him now if he doesn't punish her for this misbehaviour.Watin dey suo with us.Na toto too sweet abi watin.

Don't worry, ur SIMP friend will learn his lesson the hard way.

As a bro you suppose slap sense for him head make it reset. more sapa to his wallet

fman:
So what's your business?
Amebo!!!
That's his girlfriend and not yours!!
Go get one for yourself and focus on your matter! Instead of been a third party.

My friend, go and sit down! Woman wrapper.

Men could solve world hunger with their wealth if they just stopped simping

jimmychang:
I said what I said and I am a man.A certain situation happened to my friend recently.My friend loved his girlfriend so much that she has access to his bank apps lol.When I heard I just knew it won't end well.This guy was so busy one day and he passed out.Meanwhile he had some money left in his bank account.He planned on using the money to offset some debts and buy some goods.

His girlfriend went behind his back withdraw half and use it to purchase wig for Christmas .This is just hilarious.My problem is the way he handled it,instead he should call his thief of a girlfriend and tell her to return his money,the nigga was complaining and whining like a bitch.If the guy wasn't my bro I for use slap comot him teeth.

The guy was even saying that was small change and bla bla bla bla but sapa hold am for the next two weeks lol.When did we men become this weak? What the Bleep is going on?

Pussy niggas.

I've seen worse ... but I love the way it ALWAYS ended in tears

Chaos14:
As a bro you suppose slap sense for him head make it reset. more sapa to his wallet

Sometimes experience is the best teacher sir

Autobot05:


Sometimes experience is the best teacher sir

I doubt it has thought him anything

Chaos14:
I doubt it has thought him anything

Let him continue then ... he will face another worse experience

You are just knowing

Guys are the problems not girls because God created us first to lead for a reason until Adam allowed himself to be used by Eve and consequently this calamitous world we live in.

Now if you can desist from being a simp and be self awared around women; by refusing to be another version of Adam, you will live the world God wanted for us in the first place before Adam simp for eve.

Autobot05:


Let him continue then ... he will face another worse experience

Baba na I just weak...I didn't even bother to say anything.I just laughed but deep down I dey vex.

Truvelisback:
Don't worry, ur SIMP friend will learn his lesson the hard way.

The guy no wan learn, he is too stupid to learn if not his eye for don clear by now
If a fellow guy ask him for 1k he wil say he doesn't have, If the other gender ask him for 20k he happily and foolish give it them.

God forbid! Such a friend.

jimmychang:
I said what I said and I am a man.A certain situation happened to my friend recently.My friend loved his girlfriend so much that she has access to his bank apps lol.When I heard I just knew it won't end well.This guy was so busy one day and he passed out.Meanwhile he had some money left in his bank account.He planned on using the money to offset some debts and buy some goods.

His girlfriend went behind his back withdraw half and use it to purchase wig for Christmas .This is just hilarious.My problem is the way he handled it,instead he should call his thief of a girlfriend and tell her to return his money,the nigga was complaining and whining like a bitch.If the guy wasn't my bro I for use slap comot him teeth.

The guy was even saying that was small change and bla bla bla bla but sapa hold am for the next two weeks lol.When did we men become this weak? What the Bleep is going on?

Pussy niggas.

The heading is wrong
I hate guys that are very stupid when it comes to women e go be like say make I use rope tie for their neck.

Truvelisback:
Correct ur Heading. Use "Some" instead of "Most". U can't use ur SIMP friend as a case study and assume that most men are that way.

90% of Nigerian men are simps,so op is correct

This basically how men were programmed to be...
Men are tools to be used by vvomen.. Men will never evolve from simping for vvomen..

Men conquer the world, Women conquer men.

That your frnd na FOOLISH MAN.

Nyascobar1414:

90% of Nigerian men are simps,so op is correct

hmmm, U are rice.

Truvelisback:
My friend, go and sit down! Woman wrapper.

i like woman no mean say I be woman wrapper!!

jimmychang:


He is my bro and guess who fed him for the weeks he was broke? Cattarh wey dey comot for baby nose get nutrients pass your brain cells.No dey quote my mentions zombie if you have nothing to add.

you are just SIMPler than your bro.
Your post depicts your level of mediocrity and exposure in life!!

Truvelisback:
Correct ur Heading. Use "Some" instead of "Most". U can't use ur SIMP friend as a case study and assume that most men are that way.

Op is correct bro. Most Nigerian men are unrepentant SIMPANZEES. The population of SIMPISH imbeciles is quite at a zenith level in this country ranging from men in their 60s to 35 and ofcourse Yahoo boys and tech bros. Spits

fman:
you are just SIMPler than your bro.
Your post depicts your level of mediocrity and exposure in life!!

I am mediocre because I called out a nigga who messed up.

jimmychang:


I am mediocre because I called out a nigga who messed up.

no reason am!!
Na him money Sha...

fman:
no reason am!!
Na him money Sha...

That Is the problem with everybody,if I dey Bleep up I expect make my gee call me to order.Same way if e det Bleep up make i go call am to order.My gee wey sapa catch us together,I go see am dey backslide you expect me to close my eyes?

Una no get childhood friends sha na make.