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JaneGray:
The white men were right about one thing, they really saw monkeys as men in Africa.

are you one of the monkeys?

I will make sure i take it up from there. It is then you will know nairaland is not really a faceless anonymous forum.

nairaland is a faceless forum
Where fools feel they can post unreal stuff that can generate unrest

Omy08:
HEADLINE: 3 MILLION NAIRA WORTH MACBOOK LAPTOP MISSING ON AIR PEACE FLIGHT (LAGOS TO BENIN CITY)

A passenger, Mr Frederick Akpoghene, a resident of the United States, boarded a flight to Benin City on Monday 3rd October with Air Peace airline, with ticket number ATZ87YZ, he flew business class.

After boarding the flight, he was distracted by one of the stewards, who asked him to put his luggage above. In the process, he kept his laptop by the side of his chair.

During the course of his trip, he was offered a drink by one of the stewards, by name Williams who happens to be half caste. But he refused the offer.

In less than an hour the air plane arrived at benin city and all passengers departed the plane. Mr Frederick took his luggage and left the scenes of the airport as his family received him.

Few Hours later, that same afternoon, Mr Frederick checked his belongings and discovered that his laptop was not in his bag. After this realization, he remembered he left it in seat (3A) where he was seated in the business class isle in Air Peace plane.

He hurriedly drove back to the airport and reported to the officials at the premises of the airport about his laptop. He explained to them it was left on the plane, on the side of the chair where he was seated.

One of the staff that was on duty, a cleaner, by name Abubakar, confirmed that he saw the laptop that belonged to Mr Frederick in the process of cleaning the plane and he called the attention of the senior colleague to it, Mr Williams, who happened to be the lead crew of the stewards on that cabin.

However, Mr Williams shauned him and asked him to mind his business. Amidst all of this that was happening, the plane had not departed Benin city.

But they refused Mr Frederick access to any of the officials in charge of air peace airline. After further interrogation with Mr Williams when he arrived Lagos, he said he handed the laptop to someone who came out of the toilet. Then it became clear to Mr Frederick, that theft was practiced among the crew members in Air Peace airline. Till date, several attempts have been made to retrieve the laptop and its whereabouts via calls and emails to the air peace customer care line. But nothing has been done about it rather failed promises of investigation.

This is to alert members of the public that Air Peace airline is not safe and is not concerned about the security of the lives of its passengers. Rather theft is condoned. Traveling with Air Peace airline is at passengers risk.

many are mad!!
Few are roaming.
You go soon roam.

Despite their [color=#a00099]^structures[/color]
Inferiority complex still dey worry them

naijapips04:
While other governors were doubling IGR, Peter obi couldn't grow it to anything above 20%. His performance was abysmal as a governor. Check below analysis. OBIDENSE want us to hand over our economy to this clown? This pass student of philosophy? Chukwu ama nkwe.

From all indication
You are the clown here.
You can check urself@[color=#c00099]^Yabaleft®[/color]

Entprys:
He will fail and if any fo0l revolts, then, we teach them the definition of ruthlessness.

It is not by force

Lol.
High BP
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Blessedmercy8:
Oh really.?? So their natural look makes them feel bad? SMH..


For your info, I'm already 41 going 42, single, very happy with my age and comfortable in my skin.

So, buzz off, little brat!

yes ma'am
But you don't look your age....
I just love ur words...
Kudos. Respect my senior

Blessedmercy8:
You think everyone is rotten like you?
We went on a date in an open place and I said it here then with my old moniker. Besides, it was on a friendship level.

story for the gods
Goan marry!!
You don dey near 40

virginprincess:
Chai,so sad,Godforbid i put my life at risk because of one gender like that,they are not worth that stress,Rip to her.

if u have the money and class
You will do the same .
For now u r just broke and classless virginprincess

Blessedmercy8:
Oww.. so there are men who like big tommy? Never knew.

Abeg dey ya lane!!!

mu2sa2:
Sowore is Ijaw, according to him.

ok

Akwaibom girls knows how to keep a man / customers via food

Men that are not loyal.

The person you're trying to look sculpted for is not perfect. So, why you killed yourself for such is what I don't get.

this girl blessedmercy8
U r just seeking attention for men
Who loves big Tommy girls like u!!
I read the advert:

Blessedmercy8:
So sad.

Why all this body modification? Just to look appealing to the opposite sex or please them?
That's one stupid thing I'll never do. Change my body to please a mere man.

That was how one nairalander was telling me my tommy is big.

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nairalander don confirm this one Tommy status

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so he expects me to go and do something about it meanwhile this fellow is short but I never complained or told him to go and get taller.

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He invited u over

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There he was, pointing out my tommy. Human beings.

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And u visited

I want to have a flat tommy to look appealing to one coconut head.

Church girl...
My foot

Omy08:
This is to alert members of the public that Airpeace airline is not safe and is not concerned about the security of the lives of its passengers. Rather theft is condoned. Traveling with airpeace is at passengers risk.

stay away from drugs

U still never see buyer?
Use am show love!!