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actually, am gonna prepare mashed potatoes with chicken n gravy now. I will be bck in a mo. Make sure u dont misss me 2 much .

@pinky, i do nt live wiv my parents, my parents r in London. I'm in skool lol n my skool is in Birmingham

am so lazy. I wanna eat chinese, but dere is no way dey will deliver it.

@pinky, u did nt annoy me. I knew u were kiddin cuz i do nt knw u frm Adam.

@fat n kello, I guess so.
I'm goinna go 2 bed wivout eatin n i will dream of food lol. I av 2 cook my lunch before goin 2 church tomorrow

pinkysegun:
well you mait b d last when am dead

It aint funny lol @pinkshegun

I didnt go 2 work 2day, i stayed at home

@free, we did nt bore u 2 bed. U bored urself lol

@kel, am so  hungry, i didnt even eat my dinner, cuz i'm just too lazy, i only had lunch lol

ok, i do not no any naijacan1girl, it's probably a friend of urs or a girl dat likes u
am loggin off when it's 12' oclock. i'm goin 2 church tomorow

not for long @queen2

@fatliar, ur on Nairaland, y shud u b bored?  i'm bored as well. d only fink u shud do is either go to bed/go out or stay online. so, it's upto 2 u 2 decide lol.

hi@kellorah, how u doin?

am kool. wht's poppin in d house? Any jist?

hiya @watever, u ok?
how was ur day ?

@damsol, it's true, laboi really missed u yesterday

@fat, hiya

@free, yep, it's me and i aint goin 2 bed.

I'm back

lassssssssssstttttttttttttttttttt

A wife is a lady dat u r legally married to while a girlfriend is just a girl dat u are attached to n u like. I think

am jokkin as well. I nid 2 go 2 bed now. i wish i cud use d hrs i use 2 chat on nairaland 2 do my work

NIGHT NIGHT
TAKE CARE GUYS
I will chat 2 u guys tonight (meaning saturday night as it's 1'0 clock)

US, u mean u n pinky?

I meant, do nt belive me pinky @fatliar, cuz he's just makin everyfink up

no probs, i fink u shud change ur subject. enough about me. I met u on nairaland n i dont even knw how u look like n who u r lol.

no probs, i fink u shud change ur subject. enough about me. I met u on nairaland n i dont even knw how u look like n who u r lol.

believe pinky, cuz u knw dat he is jokin right?

E ma gba mi lo wo omo yi!!

duh! dat was yoruba. I can't really write in Yoruba. I did a good job in writing dat message lol. My mum will be proud.
@piny, i'm just gonna ignore u, cuz i dont know wht u r on about?

@fatliar, it's upto u 2 believe him. I gotta go to bed in 5minutes ppl.

let me write in Yoruba for once, does it make sense?

E mi o ran ti e, e mi i mo from ib kaun kaun

OMG, @pinky, my big sis, she's nt even 24. continue wiv ur jokes lol.

U dont even knw where i lived in Niger n all d ppl u r mentioning, av never heard of them lol.

@lal, i fink he was just jokin dat i went to skool wiv one of his mate .

Anyway, cool name u av dere. My name is Funke, it's probably easy fpr ppl 2 figure my name.

go bleach ur teeth, it 's way cheap . But i dont knw if dey do it in Niger. tc

my name aint funketobi.
My name is,
Wht is ur name?

@fatliar, d guy does not knw me from Adam. I didnt school in Abesan high skool.  Where d heck is dat?  My school was way posh. By d way, I left Nigeria (ss1), so u shud be able to figure my age lol.

U and who? do i look dat old in my pix? I'm way younger dan 24. r u kidding @pinky

so sorry, what is ur name? u never bother askin what name was/is as well. did u?

OMG, d prob aint me. But i must admit, i ask how old a guy is.

U dont even know my age lol. I dont care if u publicize is, what's dere 2 be ashamed of , hey?

@fatliar, what does ft4ft means? does it mean, funketobi for funketobi?