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Pls does anyone in the house know the recruitment process of meristem, i was invited for their test last friday which i passed, after this i had a chat with one of d hr ladies she now told me that they will get across to me if they have any opening. Pls i would apreciate if anyone that has gone through their recruitment process share his/her experience thanks

Kslib: I dont know the hardest,but i respect philosophy...
I also respect this subject "how will this reduce the price of garr*".. This subject is too hard for seun and the mods to understand.. If you doubt me,replace the "*" with the right letter and see.

lol how can d price of garr* be d most dificult?

Interesting thread. From my own exp. I will say past question is a must if you want to pass ican exams, i will also advice you that you study the syllabus and give priority to the topics that have higher percentage. Will tell u more later my batery is low

Every time you listen to people arguing/discusing a very common phrase used is "its not rocket science", it makes me to wonder is rocket science the most difficult subject in d world? Can anyone in the house help me!!!!!! Answer this question

@erisco ur mail add is not accepting mail. Wolebs ur mail address is not going

Sorry for the late response to u all. I have been busy of late hence d delay i have sent it to as many that droped their correct mail box. @spicy u are very funny its not only naija dat love free things its all humans. Me sef like awoof and i would not hesitate to give it out if i got it for free.

faithin9ja: The odd and even number started in 1977 in time for the FESTAC 77, it was meant as temporary solution. Odd & even was the brain child of the first OBJ regime.Then all Federal ministries where on the Island, whilst in 1976, the state capital was moved from Lagos Island to Ikeja when the 19 states were created.

I was already in secondary school then, so make una greet me properly

*prostrate* good evening sir

*yawns*, and go back to sleep*

@bashy_demy. Abeg carry your fruustration go front. If u dnt have anytin to say waka comot

Whenever i remember this joke i would just be laffin on my own.


Teacher:- We are talking about what we called "Question Tags", Examples are:-

She is Coming, isn't she?
They have eaten, havn't they?

Teacher:-Now who can give me another Example?
190:- Na Yam we go chop today, Chopn't we?
Teacher:- What kind of Sentence is that, Pls who can Correct him?
Seun:- Aunty, pls no mind him jare, the Correct one na, Na yam we go chop today, Yamn't we?

Gboliwe: If I were a member of his church, i'll be so disappointed in him. I come to church to get encouraged and sharpened with the word of God but sunday after sunday he feeds me hatred for a government that the bible says i should pray for. He lost an election, he shouldnt be that bitter, 2015 isnt too far even though i wont vote for him then too.
He should organise a politics gathering for his members and feed them his BS but on sundays, he should respect God and feed or attempt to feed my hungry soul

even though i am not a huge fan of jonathan i support ur view 100%. The church should be a place where hungry soul should be fed the word of God, its Not a place to engage in political talk. There are other avenues for such talk

Oya let the show begin

hardbody: With 12 partners and still counting which of them am I supposed to be declaring? Some at kuramo, others at d strip club on Allen, like 2 of them when my company sent me on training to Ghana and UK, 3 others were identified and picked up at unilag, some at peckers while the other one was directed to my house based on testimonials...........

seriously, u need deliverance

bulls_eye: In my dreams.
And he'd beta find me fast else ...
Boko haram go bomb am enta my reality

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Abeg o, bikonu no bomb am he will soon find you

The joke bad gan, badnt it

Spirit of Okija: Even God would steal money if he were the president of Nigeria and had dumb citizens like yourself as his subjects..

mr okija i will advise you to be careful with ur language what u said above is pure blasphemy. Pls a little restrain on ur part will be appreciated

Dear nlanders we need to help each other against unscrupulous people that have invaded nl with phoney and fake vacancies. All in a bid to rip us off. I have a few tips for us, pls feel free to also contribute
-dont apply for any job dat ask u to send ur details to a GSM no
-any vacancy dat has gmail,yahoo,ymail,hotmail or any free e-mail adress (most reputable coy have websites and personalised e mail)
-any vacancy dat ask u to pay a fee before processing ur apllication (every decent org pay for its recruitment)
-if they tell u dat u will pay for training after which u will be employed. And many more

Check ur box i have sent it pls share with others

Kamistura&chiefupper chek ur box i hav sent it

Mc lion& tepsy sent check ur box

@chuks,cheeomar&unad sent to ur box

@humanitarian what u said is very true however we must note when a man is in need his judgement might be a little bit off d mark, we must also no that we have some inexperienced job seekers who dont yet know how dis people operate hence it behoves us who have the experience to guide people not to fall into d hans of this scammers. Why it si even more rampant in nairaland is because of the oppotunity to post without restrained and that is why i think it is high time that post made in this section is censored. My 2kobo

I have sent to it to ur box pls share with others. Pls those who have received shuold help to send

@jet2&nkem sent to ur box

All d HMO adv on nairaland are scams. when they call u for the so called interview they will start sweetalking about how u need to be entrepreneurial and all those hogwash long and short of the matter they ask u pay 8000 naira to buy one useless license or whatever its called, the lesson of my story is that all they are out to do is to fleece u off ur money. They dont have anytin to offer.

@adewasco,angiemartinez&phillips i have sent it

@ccbey i have sent it check ur box

Pls add all this fake health and wellness vacancy post. Its high time this section is sanitised