₦airaland Forum

Samguine: WAEC certificates? For what nau? I should kukuma go with my birth and wedding certificates. Plus pastoral and driver licenses.

. Hmm WAEC certificate! Wasn't required 5months ago!

ajasa4link: Sharia ke? I thought nigeria is a secular state Na. Which one is Shari'a again inside Nigeria...

. Hmm certain northern states! Gombe / katsina etc! Youl have to make do with water whilst in camp! That's info from my unfortunate associate who were posted to the north after someone must have chopped there money on the pretence of working there posting!

highmey: cool!... Abuja ain't on my mind at all cos it's too expensive... Have fun bro, and Hp u enjoying there?

. Expensive indeed I moved to abuja 4months b4 camp so I was prepared! YES o ! Everything is going down ere! Happy postings! avoid GOMBE!

ajasa4link: Ok but there is really no law against carrying alcohol to camp?

. I actually don't no about that uno! One things for sure alcohol intake whilst on camp is the order of the day! IF your in a NON SHARIA state that is!

rationalmind: Bros, I don't know if you can help with getting a medical report. Mum's a nurse but she dey form born again.

I never ever wanted to go to camp as well. As far as I'm concerned, it's a waste of my precious time.

Is your nairaland mail active?

. Hmm haven't used the mail yet! Should be though! It's POSSIBLE but then agen am sure you can find some local pharmacy/small clinic! To give you a write up on there letter headed paper stating some fictitious ailment! Lots of peeps were getting 10days off with there report then renewing the exit upon expiry!

ajasa4link: Wow! thats henny right there. Hope it won't be too expensive in camp sha. By the way am planning to take along at least 2 bottles of good whisky along to camp, hope it won't be seized at the gate?

. Hmm henny cost bout 7k! Beer was pump price tho! Erm with this whole insurgency going on in the country security is beefed up everywhere! Let's just say assuming I carried a bottle of wine or 2 to camp it wouldn't have been seen! The check wasn't serious!

highmey: I must confess, I'm eagerly waiting for the mammy tinz and ladies... Patiently waiting for August 5

. I'm an FCT corper but we had to camp in KEFFI! Most girls wanted to get with abuja corpers ..was fun anyway ,but expensive that's for sure!

AND MY fAVOUrITE PART OF CAMP WAS.......MAMMY!!

ENIMONEY: lool... i will camp with u bt remember i am a Le Le, i dont do guys.

. Hmm da finest girl in my camp was a LE LE u must b suttin special 2 ay! The good ones are lost!

karleone: For those of us that have little idea of the camp hostels, how deir rooms n beds dey?

. 200 noisy boys !numerous prehistoric iron bunk beds distance of 30centimeters from each other! 8centimetre thick mattress that's possibly a decade old! I won't go into the toilets!

bentonmaye: Anybody wit idea!can somebody bring his automobile to camp?answers needed.

. Hmm if your a ghost corper with money to share..ie if you don't intend on partaking in activities just breezing in and out of camp. Coming in when necessary to fill your forms. If you don't have friends in camp to update you on camp activities not possible. Most importantly if your not ready to share money forget about it. And you certainly cannot sit in camp and be driving around like your the commandant! Note: budget 10k per day any day you want to enter camp gate with your car! Not to mention entertainment money (at mammy) for your platoon commander and he's cronies! MATTA PLENTY!

Whyt-Jane:
ok tnx.... hmmmm @ waist bag with nysc logo ...

. Bring ur own waist bag the fake Nike bags available in my camp broke every 5days! Dunno were this whole nysc logo stuff coming from!

Hissexcellencie: my dear in these times and esp. 'Cause of ur demands' only ya womb aint enough.

. she wants a buggati boy,my golf4 clearly doesn't qualify

cutiepie01: U call it 21 days of doom?ppl av done it and come out successfully,so why shouldnt any other person thats fit be able to do it?Moreover preparing fake medical report is just like opening ur arms widely to welcome d sickness u dont have.

. Erm if you've gotten nothing else to do on the outside then I guess you can sit in camp. But everybody has different programmes that's all. We're serving our country but they put us in a dump of a camp! Makes no sense to me. As 4 bringing sickness unto yourself everybody has different beliefs on that aspect! So for those with things doing help yourself! I tried 11days in camp! Some people just turned up on last day of camp!

Suggestion: prepare your medical report and save yourself 21days of DOOM! Unless you like stress anyway. 14A FCT corper in building.

Evergreen123: y was it brutal?

. Erm I was an FCT corper camping in keffi! I wasn't expecting a situation Whereby the toilets/ bathroom looked like a pigsty! A situation Whereby boys were shitting on the floor since they didn't want to enter the toilet out of fear of infection, which seemed highly likely. Quite a lot of boys / girls unlike bathed outside butt naked.15centimetre thick mattresses most were worn out! PARADE that was HELL ! Mosquito infested environment! Story plenty! Simple put it's not encouraging no wonder soldiers ain't smiling one can only imagine how barracks are!

^ I concur! I left camp after 11days even!camp was brutal

PLATOON 10 2014A.(we won by the way) FCT but camped in KEFFI ..

FCT land of milk and honey but no state allowance girls don't have problem! So far there GAME

If someone decides to over spend in camp as opposed to been broke! It does not mean there showing themselves! It just means there living there life there used to! Me personally! The ideas cutting your coat according to your size! The more money the merrier! I spent less than 12 working days in camp! most of it On parade and MAMMY "IJ Bar" to be precise! I spent bout 80k +19.8k given as allowee! Clearly not every corpers going to be drinking Hennesy in camp so I guess YOUR GOOD TO GO with what ever you have preferably minimum 1k per day!

All it takes it the right source and release light change! You'll get choice posting! It's not rocket science! Becoming a platoon leader unnecessary stress! Unless your down for that! And who says your going to be made leader anyway! As for me I was posted to a decent place without even bothering!but the opportunity to manipulate was there!

Firstly girl number 1 is decent looking! But to the point what the heLL is this doing making first page! How stupid can management get have they lost the plot! Have they not still recovered from the attack am guessing this is a glitch.

http://www.arise.tv/page/careers recruitment@arise.tv. Seems this just for those in the media industry! Goodluck! Think you'll need it!

Shocking! There I was thinking they'll keep it holy this period of ramadan !

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