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NOTORIOUS100:
I see, why bring your wretched frustrations here and pouring them out because of 1h, neither am I happy collecting the 1h.

Nobody knows tomorrow, you don't predict people life just like dat. Calling people animals because of 1h.

Once again you are nothing but baástard

You have exhausted the one mention you deserve.
I hope you spend your 1h wisely and I hope it's enough for your whole family to share. If it's not enough, please drop your number.

OhGeeBee:
Ogun ma pa iya e ni. Werey ni bobo yi o. You that you can't feed your wife, a deadbeat husband for that matter. The poor woman even brought your case to Nairaland folks to show how hopeless your situation is.

Go and use your lottle money to buy foodstuffs and pay that kid's school fees werey alaso

Yeah, you're right.
Now, drop your number, let's gather crumbs for your ailing sibs.

NOTORIOUS100:
I hate insulting online, but analytically you are a foolish dunce with worthless claims, WTF you involved someone family on this.

You be bastaárd, you better change the way you speak unless it will affect you to the fullest, once again you are nothing but baástard.

You've apparently received the #100 airtime you've begging for all your life. Now go and feed your starving fams with it.

OhGeeBee:
Go through the chats pick a number and recharge the person. If you can't, just shut up.

You are the mouthpiece of all the unfortunate lowlifes on this thread. The airtime would be better for you and your family so that you can spend the rest of your miserable days licking my ass.
Oloshi.

OhGeeBee:
I blame myself for thinking you're an omoluabi not knowing you're just a clout chaser.

I'll follow Wale's verdict. Have a nice day Nairaland's dangote.

Drop your number make I recharge you.
Since you and your cohorts are just bunch of lowlifes.

OhGeeBee:
You're right but what you refused to take note is that they didn't beg for the airtime, it's just an act of goodwill from GentlePEACE. In this present Nigeria to give someone just #50 takes the grace of God. Moreover, this is a faceless forum and I can tell you for free that majority of the guys up there are bigger than 1h, they're just catching cruise

Won ni owa je sara o lojo wonu

None of you ratchet pieces of worthless dirts is bigger than 1h. #100 airtime o... That's what you animals are begging for.
May it not be this bad for even the worst of my enemies

Is it that you guys are just some futureless and shameless louts? Whose entire lives are dedicated to begging?
How do people queue for #100 airtime and label it giveaway?
Are you people this stupid and senseless?
Someone shows off the thousands he claims to be raking in from betting, and all he has to give away is #2500 which would be shared between over 20 people? Yet you people will still queue up for it.
Aye gbogbo yin ti baje, walahi tallahi.
Y'all need deliverance from poverty.

mmimmms:
Hello. I have a truck like this for sale

Man legit created this moniker to make this post.

Someone should please help summarize. Those things are too small for my naked eyes.

Abizz:
At this juncture, some needs to tell me what joro is.

All I saw on google is Wizkid.

Joro is a popular IG-blogger that coaches people on relationship matters. You write him about your love problems and he reposts them on his IG page for further contributions.
People believe most of his posts are self fabricated.

Not impressed.
This is supposed to be the prospective VP's stronghold.

Naybahood:
New industrial OX fan for sale at an affordable price .

It’s the biggest size I’ve seen , cause I don’t know how many inches it is . I hope the picture did enough justice to it .

I’m selling cause I need the money for some school stuff.

Location is Ado-Ekiti but can be way billed anywhere .

09013810964

Considering the bolded, how did you arrive at the price?

Secondly, all Ox fans have the inches stamped on the motor. How do you not know the size still?

Jheypeel:
You just called my attention to that
I honestly do not know how they did that but here is the screenshot of the first mail that I got from them and it was the same way as the first one I sent here earlier
Again
You can see the message is in my “inbox”

Normally, that "to Ayobami" is supposed to be "to me".

Nlanalyst:
Where's Abizz tho?
I miss reading from you Baba.

Baba still dey serve ban.

bened1t:
Gas cylinder included?

As in you are asking if gas cylinder is part of the double gas cooker (burner) he is selling for 15k?

Nlanalyst:

Kai!

Someone wants to sell a stroller, she uploaded it with a picture of her daughter when she could have just taken a picture of the items since it's hers. It's safe to think she wants to sell the baby.
It's funny.

Trulydivine:
BIG BABY CAR SEAT (4-18 MONTHS)
Whatsapp: 08143755554

Location: Lagos

Price: 10k

Please don't sell the baby na.
I beg you in the name of God.

Qwertyuiop1:
Begging is to you a career. You are a lazy and a shameless beggar.
Locate those selling rice in your neighborhood and sell off your rice to them.

I like the attached.

Wetin she do you?

Massive cashouts loading.

Nlanalyst:
Items received.
Thanks so much brotherly.
Really nice doing business with you.

You're welcome sir.
It's good doing business with you too.

Nlanalyst:
I want them.
Zero 812nine nine one 5617.

Alright.
Messaging you right away.
Sorry for the late response.

Nlanalyst:
I need them honestly.
Color, price, pictures and location please?

Color - Two are black and white, while the third is a shade of black and grey.
Asking price is 14k per one but slightly negotiable.
Location is Sangotedo, Ajah.
Pictures- I have requested my sister to take pictures of them(that's because I'm not in the country myself) , I promise to get them across first thing tomorrow morning.
Can I get your number if you don't mind sharing here? Or DM?

yehmy:
page 2 and 3 of your profile is blank and it could only mean 2 things an alternate account u use in trolling or something else. Why should someone buy something from you plus yet to know what transpire between you and takenose

Your curiosity is pardoned.
Takenose is my wife, she brought our family issues to nairaland some long years ago. We went back and forth on it and after it's been settled, i begged moderators to help take down the threads.
Are you satisfied?

Nlanalyst:
Nice doing business with you boss.
I love the center rug.

Only you just dey do business with everyone.
Are you reselling them?
Anyways I have window blinds (3) for sale. Are you interested?
I could see that you need from your posts.

Crvrider:
It is by wema bank. The app has a feature that allows you to create goals for savings which attracts a certain percentage in interest if you complete your goal without withdrawals.

My goal for November is complete, 60k and the month is not yet over.

Mind you, I am not fazed by attractive dashboards displayed on here. My net any time I come out is 6k and I have a total of 10days off from work in a month.

And I use strictly indrive.

Explain what "ALAT" is, you are yakking about how you aren't fazed by attractive dashboards.
Oni kantan kantan oshi.

Tombrown3:
Yeah, same way I was asked to use Kuda and have peace of mind too.
Seems like peace of mind just ended.

I really liked the bank, I wouldn't mind if it was a monthly charge. But 50 naira on all credit and debit of 5k and above is a total turn off.

I chose them cause of how active my account is on a daily, running from those transaction charges from other banks which piles up to 5k a month on my account statement wasn't a joke.

Well, it was good while it lasted.

No be untop 5k and above, that's false.

You mean a man banged a mother of 4 and didn't know?
He must be mad.

Tombrown3:
Am I the only one experiencing Kuda bank stamp duty charges, both credit and debit?

If they have started all this charges like our generic banks, then the purpose of using it for me has been defeated.

So someone cannot just put money in his account and withdraw same amount the next day in this country?

I use Kuda, they charge #50 on transactions of #10K and above. It started in August or so and they made it clear it was imposed on them by the federal government and no amount in the #50 to be charged goes into their pockets. Everything goes into the the federal purse.

Ejairo11:
This is a mouth watery service for car owners!!!!!!

put up your car with Ray automobile services and earn 70,000 on a monthly basis, we have trusted drivers who would run your car for mordern taxis and the maintenance of the driver and the car is still on the company. For further inquiries contact 08151217544 on what’s app and 08139342045 on a direct call. While not sit down and let your car chase the money for you.

70k monthly? Na steal i steal the car?
Won't it be better if start chasing irrelevances up and down with the car ?

Snapchat:
Is Pendu at the event? I thought he said he’ll be there to support Benzema. What changed?

His absence won't be noticed.