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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 8:40am On Nov 20, 2014
Babies Skin – What You Need To Know
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Babies skin needs to be taken care of. The joy of every parent is to have a child. But the complete joy comes when you know that your child is well and healthy. Taking care of baby’s skin and general well-being could be very challenging as we have to be their mind, eyes and even their feelings. If your child has rashes or any skin problem, believe me nobody would like to carry the baby when you go out. You as the parent(s) will also lack the self-esteem.

HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABIES SKIN

I am going to be as plain and straight forward as possible and also teach you what works for me and my baby. First of all,

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Family / Face Lift - Alternative Natural Ideas You Need To Know by Foreveryouandme: 8:35am On Nov 20, 2014
Face Lift - Alternative Natural Ideas You Need To know
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Facelift procedures is an effective way to improve appearance and boost self- confidence. As the quest to always remain young and beautiful with youthful look continues to grow, many women end up.

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Family / Father Beats Son For Disrupting Get Together With Wife In Bed At Night by Foreveryouandme: 9:19am On Nov 19, 2014
Father Beats Son For Disrupting Get Together With Wife In Bed At Night
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Today, I remember a short time ago when I used to teach in a private nursery school. A pupil of mine had come to class in the morning like this with trademark on his face. What happened? I asked. Uncle,

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Health / Hopeless Hope From A Doctor Sends This Old Man To A Coma by Foreveryouandme: 8:48am On Nov 19, 2014
Hopeless Hope From A Doctor Sends This Old Man To A Coma
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My grandpa went for a heart surgery sponsored by my uncle, Uncle Charles. As grandpa was being rolled to the theater. Doctor, I'm scared, he said, I've never done this before and I heard it has killed alot of people.

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Nairaland / General / Swearing-in Day by Foreveryouandme: 4:37am On Nov 19, 2014
SWEARING-IN DAY
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The senator-elect took a few deep breaths and tried to calm the pounding in his chest. This was it! This was the final stage. He sat, looking outwardly calm in his pure white lace material, gold watch, gold necklace and a heavily encrusted gold ring on his index finger. His shoes shone with a resplendence that was unequaled even among his peers. He exuded his own sweet atmosphere, the perfume he was wearing had been ordered from Italy the day before.

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Business / Money Making Ideas 101 by Foreveryouandme: 9:48am On Nov 18, 2014
MONEY MAKING IDEAS 101
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Here are some money making tips for you. You can take them with a pinch of salt or with a cube of sugar. ***************** - Become a dating guru It is no secret that some people have a natural ability of attracting the opposite sex and are more successful at dating. There are guys who walk into a room, an occasion, a party etc and when they leave, they leave with twenty phones numbers gotten from the ladies in the room while others struggle to get a single phone number.

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Celebrities / The Quality Of Our Music Lyrics by Foreveryouandme: 9:27am On Nov 18, 2014
THE QUALITY OF OUR MUSIC LYRICS
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Lyrics are a set of words that make up a song, usually consisting of choruses and verses(wikipedia). There is this general perception that musicians these days do not give much attention to the lyrical contents of their songs resulting in poor lyrics. Most people do not listen to wordings of songs either, they only dance along to the beats. If the beat is catchy and rhythmic we say the song is good. A couple of people were discussing this issue in an online forum and most of them were of the view that music lyrics nowadays has deteriorated to the extent that good and meaningful lyrics are hard to come by.

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Literature / PLATOON 3 by Foreveryouandme: 5:01am On Nov 17, 2014
PLATOON 3
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The high pitched sound of the bugle pierced through the stillness of the morning sky. Soldiers and Man o war officials started swarming around the different hostels in Nysc permanent orientation camp Umudi, Imo state, issuing orders, hitting the hostel doors and windows in a bid to wake up the sleeping corp members.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 5:01am On Nov 17, 2014
PLATOON 3
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The high pitched sound of the bugle pierced through the stillness of the morning sky. Soldiers and Man o war officials started swarming around the different hostels in Nysc permanent orientation camp Umudi, Imo state, issuing orders, hitting the hostel doors and windows in a bid to wake up the sleeping corp members.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/platoon-3/
Family / Because Woman Breastfeeds Man He's Now Being Referred To As Her Son by Foreveryouandme: 12:13pm On Nov 16, 2014
Because woman breastfeeds man he's now being referred to as her son
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While I worked at a guest house sometime ago in Warri. A woman and a guy came in and asked to spend the night. The owner, Mr Joseph, who is a conscious Christian refused to allow men and women stay together in one room in his establishment, to avoid fornication. He is my son, the woman explained, not my lover! She said. And so they checked in.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 11:53am On Nov 16, 2014
WITH NO MOURNFUL GROAN (3)
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Two weeks later Alirah was married to Alhaji Tanko. Even though the year was not far spent, people will quickly agree that it is the best wedding of the year in the whole of Kano. There was the cocktail party, the endless dinners, the ladies’ night, the Arab night and finally the fatiha. People were happy. Two people however were not happy;

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Literature / With No Mournful Groan (3) by Foreveryouandme: 11:50am On Nov 16, 2014
WITH NO MOURNFUL GROAN (3)
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Two weeks later Alirah was married to Alhaji Tanko. Even though the year was not far spent, people will quickly agree that it is the best wedding of the year in the whole of Kano. There was the cocktail party, the endless dinners, the ladies’ night, the Arab night and finally the fatiha. People were happy. Two people however were not happy;

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Family / Reverend Father By Saying The Truth Saved Mary Kay Woman From Customs by Foreveryouandme: 6:44am On Nov 16, 2014
Reverend Father by saying the truth saved Mary Kay woman from Customs
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Auntie Bose was flying international, coming from Dubai. As they were about touching down in Lagos. She walked to a reverend father in a seat at the extreme end of the plane's first class. Can I sit down? She asked. Sure, you can! The father said. I want to ask you a favour, father?

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Literature / I See Things Others Do Not See by Foreveryouandme: 6:50am On Nov 14, 2014
I See Things Others Do Not See
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My name is chuks B-. And I have the sight. Pachios has explained that I did not relinquish my spiritual eyes before being born in the earth realm. Pachios is my guardian angel. At a massive 6ft 4inches and a body filled with bulging muscles laying a foundation for an extremely handsome but beardless face, he is quite formidable to look at- if you could see him. Maybe I’m getting a bit ahead of myself here, maybe I should start from the beginning. I had a perfectly normal birth, no problems to my mother whatsoever. My father was absolutely ecstatic, having a son to begin his new family with.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 6:48am On Nov 14, 2014
I See Things Others Do Not See
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My name is chuks B-. And I have the sight. Pachios has explained that I did not relinquish my spiritual eyes before being born in the earth realm. Pachios is my guardian angel. At a massive 6ft 4inches and a body filled with bulging muscles laying a foundation for an extremely handsome but beardless face, he is quite formidable to look at- if you could see him. Maybe I’m getting a bit ahead of myself here, maybe I should start from the beginning. I had a perfectly normal birth, no problems to my mother whatsoever. My father was absolutely ecstatic, having a son to begin his new family with.

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Family / A Mermaid In Jos by Foreveryouandme: 6:42am On Nov 14, 2014
A MERMAID IN JOS
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It was a wet and gloomy Friday evening in the metropolitan city of Jos. The rain had been falling all day contrary to the weather forecast sunny skies predictions that was announced on Hope 98.7 fm at daybreak. I drove slowly on the slippery road and made a detour to avoid the traffic that would be present on Vom road. My destination was the Central city estate, my place of residence located along Nagaguta avenue. I took a quick glance at the time on my car dashboard. It was few minutes after 6 pm. My favorite rock band Coldplay was on the car stereo and I was nodding my head to the beat of Viva la vida. It had been a hectic day at the office.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 6:42am On Nov 14, 2014
A MERMAID IN JOS
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It was a wet and gloomy Friday evening in the metropolitan city of Jos. The rain had been falling all day contrary to the weather forecast sunny skies predictions that was announced on Hope 98.7 fm at daybreak. I drove slowly on the slippery road and made a detour to avoid the traffic that would be present on Vom road. My destination was the Central city estate, my place of residence located along Nagaguta avenue. I took a quick glance at the time on my car dashboard. It was few minutes after 6 pm. My favorite rock band Coldplay was on the car stereo and I was nodding my head to the beat of Viva la vida. It had been a hectic day at the office.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/a-mermaid-in-jos/
Nairaland / General / I Wish I Studied Maths In School by Foreveryouandme: 6:36am On Nov 14, 2014
I WISH I STUDIED MATHS IN SCHOOL
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The blue Peugeot 406 taxi negotiated the sharp bend on Aggrey street and turned into Herbert Macauley road with a high speed. Six passengers sat inside the vehicle; two in front and four at the back. I sat at the back sequestered between a ballooned shaped lady and a lanky young man with tiny eyes.

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Politics / Village Bully Sent To Coma With Made In Nigeria Product by Foreveryouandme: 7:00am On Nov 13, 2014
Village bully sent to coma with made in Nigeria product
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I sat at a bar, with a bottle of beer in front thinking of what next in life, cause I just graduated from the polytechnic. I thought mainly of where to look for job. As I was lost in thought. Ogbo, the village's notorious bully came and smacked me in the face.

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Crime / Students During The Day Robbers At Night by Foreveryouandme: 6:50am On Nov 13, 2014
Students during the day Robbers at night
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Three poly students, Oke, Benson and Elumelu who were roommates in our neighbourhood went to rob an hostel the night before matric.

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Business / Supermarket Owner Regrets Opening Supermarket Cause Customer Insulted Him by Foreveryouandme: 7:29am On Nov 01, 2014
Supermarket Owner Regrets Opening Supermarket Cause Customer Insulted Him
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At the supermarket where I work a customer and I argued. The argument was sparkled by a little misunderstanding and it nearly broke into a fight if not that I read anger management in school and that moment I controlled my anger and let it passed.

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Crime / Wanted Armed Robber Sells Himself For Money by Foreveryouandme: 3:09pm On Oct 26, 2014
Wanted Armed Robber Sells Himself For Money
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My friend Olomu turned an armed robber overnight and I disassociated myself from him. He went ahead to ravage Warri City, robbing from street to street and was declared wanted by the police. He then went into hiding.

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Business / Dad Disgrace Friend Who Gave Him Fame For One Minute by Foreveryouandme: 7:05am On Oct 22, 2014
Dad Disgrace Friend Who Gave Him Fame For One Minute
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My dad played Who Wants To Be A Millionaire from home on his Nokia torch and was lucky to get called to play in the studio, Ultima studio Lagos. He went and was made to play the usual puzzle way with some persons who were like him, invited from different parts of Nigeria. He was lucky again this time to win the puzzle being the fastest to arrange it and was then called by the host, Frank Edoho to the hot seat.

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Jobs/Vacancies / My Wife Gets Sacked From The Job She Hasn't Gotten by Foreveryouandme: 3:49pm On Oct 21, 2014
My Wife Gets Sacked From The Job She Hasn't Gotten
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I was in a job interview with my wife. I was called in first and got to know that the questions they asked me would be the ones they would ask her. So when I came out I told her all the answers to the questions and helped her crammed them.

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Religion / Pastor Lands Dad In The Line Of The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea by Foreveryouandme: 6:35am On Oct 16, 2014
Pastor Lands Dad In The Line Of The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea
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Nairaland / General / Minister Of Works Changes Names Of Some Jobs In Nigeria by Foreveryouandme: 7:08pm On Oct 15, 2014
Minister Of Works Changes Names Of Some Jobs In Nigeria
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The Minister of Works, Arch. Mike Onolememen announced the changes yesterday in a press conference with press men in Abuja. He said the changes is to make Nigerians doing this kind of jobs happy so that they can now form for their pals with no string attached. He listed the jobs names that were changed below, and their new names. Garden Boy now to be known and address as

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Family / Old Man Ends Up Badly For Rejecting God's Help by Foreveryouandme: 12:55pm On Oct 12, 2014
Old Man Ends Up Badly For Rejecting God's Help
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So this my neighbour Papa Nkechi was alone working on a crane. Suddenly, he slipped off. As he was falling, he held on to a branch and started shouting for help, but no one came. At the point of giving up he said; God please help me, I will listen to you as from today. A voice started calling his name. He

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Politics / Man Changes Mind To Rob House He Was Meant To Visit by Foreveryouandme: 10:54am On Oct 12, 2014
Man Changes Mind To Rob House He Was Meant To Visit
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My wife told me we were having a visitor that day, her mother's friend's son who just came back from the states. So I had to prepare myself and she kept the house in order. We waited for this august visitor all through that saturday but he didn't show up. Later that night, as my wife was about to lock the door for us to go to bed, someone

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Literature / The Insane Mr Nigeria by Foreveryouandme: 8:24pm On Oct 11, 2014
The Insane Mr Nigeria
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I was no longer enjoying Becky's spot food for lunch, so I decided to change restaurant. D'RAJ, a new restaurant in town came to my mind. A friend told me their food is sweeter than Becky's spot so I went there with my Jeep that has 4 x 4 written on it to take lunch. After eating, I came out and saw that a mad man who is popularly known as Mr Nigeria in the area had

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Religion / How To Woo That Pastor's Daughter You Like by Foreveryouandme: 6:20pm On Oct 11, 2014
How To Woo That Pastor's Daughter You Like
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I'm currently dating a pastor's daughter, and I'm settling down with this one o, not because she's from a man of God's house o, but because I know how I got her and what I went through in getting her. O boy, I am now a bible scholar because of this fine girl o. She was just too beautiful to ignore just like that. All my friends I seeked help from then, does not how to woo a pastor's daughter, they were professional olodo in that aspect. I had to figure this out by myself after meditating, researching and decoding on myself for days like an historian. Armed to the teeth, with my manual which I had possessed and about to approach her. My mind told me she must accept me with what I had aquired. I then approached her with

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Family / Man Gets Confirmation From Me That He's About To Go Mad by Foreveryouandme: 6:47am On Oct 11, 2014
Man Gets Confirmation From Me That He's About To Go Mad
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I was sitting on a bench outside a chemist store when a man walked into the chemist and complained, his head and stomach were paining him. I rushed into the store and asked him, Sir, is it paining you well well? He looked at me and

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