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nineone:
Where's the evidence that the viral news is false?

Such person doesn't exist in Asaba after much investigation..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS017SxtVpE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prgBQ11j7TM

Nemasis catching up gradually..!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0OVGLY8GUM

I've been to this company in Dangote... Doz indians there no get conscience Naso them stress their head.. So them sabi complain like this Abi.. Mtcheww

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Watch the real evidence that is going viral about Pastor Mrs Veronica who is the founder of Life of Faith and Prosperity Ministry, Asaba, Delta State
As quoted below:

Pastor Mrs Veronica seeks to sleep with male church members to be healed from infertility

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEFfREk6V5c

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL NAIRALANDERS

Due to the current state of the nation, I thought it's wise to share this.

One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.

Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.

I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.

I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.

The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.

Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,

"I know my right!"

This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.

Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.

If your lawyer is shouting in police station, "we will meet in court!" tell him to calm down.

It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.

Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.

I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.

That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.

I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.

I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.

I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.

Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.

If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.

Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well. If you must, lend out money you can afford to lose.

Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.

Avoid too much night movement, partying and clubbing.

Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.

Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.

Avoid people who talk too much.

Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.

Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.

Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.

Stop saying things like,

"Do you know who I am?"

"I no dey fear anybody!"

"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"

"Nothing dey happen!"

Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun.

Somebody said, why is it that Miyetti Allah has never castigated Boko Haram for once?

EjaikreTheViper:
shut up!

Smh

Ryan03:
marriage dey hold every Saturday, you dey here dey yarn dust. Una nor dey tire sef?

Marriage dey break everyday but Una no wan learn

Jodha:
So yhure saying Nigerian girls don't get married?

Not really.. But most Nigerian girls are slayers and this post hint out it's limitation for their learning

CAPSLOCKED:
YOU MUST BE JOBLESS AND HAVE NO HOPE, FOR YOUR LIVES TO CONSTANTLY REVOLVE AROUND NIGERIAN WOMEN.

Clueless I pity you
This post will never be an offence to those ones thats not in this category.

AlataSuesue:
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My sister you need Jesus

AlataSuesue:
Shut up abeg
Let people live how they want to, it’s not your slay
Abeg beautiful queens, continue to slay on
As for me I’d never stop slaying even till my old age

Its not a beaf my dear but
If you can boldly say your age now
I will give you a befitting response to your statement

NIGERIAN GIRLS.

1. At 14, they are the fine sweet teens.

2. At 16, they wanna roll with older ones. It's fun being the new hottie in the group.

3. At 18, they probably have had 1st sex.
They cling to this one guy & talk all about how they won't leave the guy.

4. At 20, they might be at the University. They make new male friends & slowly lose interest in
the former guy.

5. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date expensive guys. These set of girls use porsh phones, so they get intimidated & need to join
the elite school girls league.

6. At 24, they are now porsh! They now roll with rich male friends who they scam & take
money from for mere sex. At this point, if a random guy chats her up, she might snub! If you ask her phone no, she makes you feel like a stalker.
They prefer guys who actually want to spend a fortune on them.

7. At 26, the trend continues...fun, porsh &
money remains the keywords because she has changed her mindset & increased the standards she wants in a man, money.

8. Between 26 - 28, she is a maid of honour for her friends.

9. At 29, none of those guys proposed...

10. At 30, night vigils, adoration ground & Shiloh...

11. At 32, the same girl who refused giving phone nos to some serious guys goes to
Linda Ikeji's blog , Rant HQ & posts " Hi am Stephanie, am 32 & searching for a serious relationship.
Call me on 0810000000800

12. At 35, they start running to churches begging Papas' to pray for them. Papas' will fast, pray and speak in tongues but no way.

13. At 40, they begin to see their family members as witches, wizards, principalities and powers.

14. At 45, they become the most active church workers with tears dropping from their eyes every morning and night.

15- At 50, they become mentors and public motivational speakers to young girls. They can even write motivational and spiritual books. That is how they'll tell you they decided to abstain from men so they could worship God in spirit and in truth.

My dear receive sense now.....and stop slaying.

© Esther Okono

Considering this Christmas period,
Please help with the present cost to travel from Lagos to Warri by bus