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Prophecies
1,Nigerian lecturers of Universities & Polytechnics should pray against the spirit of death that the enemies have sent among them.

2, A lot of highly placed unrepentant corrupt politicians & government officials will be buried this year.

3, There would be serious clashes of top political leaders especially old ones who had in time past mounted top political positions.

3, Nigerian Banks would face some challenges

4, I also see 2 state governors in big trouble.

5, A great man of God from the south will get into a big trouble that, if care isn't taken, he may not come out of it easily.

6, I see God raising great & new generals that will take over from the old names who have allowed politics, fame, business & the love of money to make them deviate from their ministries & God given assignments.

[quote author=Ibo-Killer]"Partisan"[/quote]Thanks

A reliable source in the APC has disclosed that the leadership of the APC had zoned the presidential ticket of the party to the North while the vice-presidential ticket had also been zoned to the South-West which had in turn zoned it to the Ekiti/Ondo axis.

According to National Mirror, it was reliably gathered that while a young Muslim northerner is the preferred choice, the vice-presidential candidate, will be an elderly practicing Christian. The source told National Mirror that three candidates had actually been penciled down for the vice- presidential slot in the South-West.

It was learnt that Lagos State Governor Babatunde Fashola, who was in times past a frontrunner as likely vice- presidential candidate was knocked off with the zoning of the slot to the Ekiti/ Ondo axis of the South- West geo-political zone.

APC leaders were also of the view that a Muslim- Muslim ticket like the 1993 presidential election, where the late business mogul, M.K.O. Abiola chose a Northern Muslim, Babagana Kingibe as his running mate would not fly in today’s Nigeria.

A former governor of Ekiti State and a serving governor on the region were also considered but dropped on account of their relatively “young” age.

It was also reliably learnt that the Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, after meeting with the leadership of the APC insisted on the choice of a “practicing Christian” as a vice presidential candidate of the party.

It is yet to be known which office would be zoned to the South East and South-South geo-political zones in the political calculations of the APC, but analysts opined that the South East may be pacified with the presidency of the Senate while the South-South may end up with the Speaker of the House of Representatives.

greatgod2012: @op, why is that paint put at the kids' reach?

JAMB question...lol

kulyie: na naija i dey and here in naija,them no dey spoil kids rotten.any kid that does that and is not canned properly,the parents are spoiling him and tomorrow he will do something disastrous worse than that because you didnt discipline him.

Me i no dey for pampering kids spoilt.them cane me wella and i go cane my kids for here.na government help me open my vag1na when i dey make them,abi na the government help me carry them for my womb,abi na the government help me pay their school fees,na the government pay for my antenatal,abi na the government help me push for labour room,when i dey birth them.

Na government go tell me how to train my kids.so that tomorrow,he go go break car or burn house.no wonder all this kids in civilized countries only know how to cuss,throw tantrums,eat choclate,watch t.v and play games from morning to night,them no know nothing pass that

talo lomo oshi.shiiiooorrr.i go beat am well to my satisfaction.i dont want my kids turning to baseje in future.na from small like this e dey start.

If at all i wan travel back there,i go wait and make sure they are over 18 or 19 before i take them there,by then,i will have raised them to my taste and instilled necessary values in them,oshinle pako

On point...

See d fine smile on d face of d other one.signifying a job well done.

Personally,am still thinking of wat I ll do,if I find out my kids did this.am so speechless

@kulyie:lol
Hmmm.I think ur situation was mild.in the case of the pix above,its paint.real paint.TV painted,rug painted,cushing painted.worst of all,the kids painted themselves too,were wud one start the washing from?

How will you react when you come in and find your kids in this form?

Hmmmmmm

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and I can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer and I'll order from that." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes a deep breath.

"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have, meat loaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. Mary the cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

The owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him. He tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs into the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir. This time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "I didn't know Mary worked here.

Grand towers---ademola adetokubo street,vi
Shoprite ikeja shoping mall

I watched the program live and was just screaming in my room when the commandant messed up! WHAT A SHAME!!!

House,does any body have information abt this phamaceutical company?pls if any body does,pls kindly share it with me.thanks you.learnt the company is at ilupeju

I had a reason to call the lagos state emergency number`767',to report an emergency that needed ugent attension,after giving all the details,the agent told me that the RRS(rapid respond squard) will come shortly.I had a sigh of relief.But to my surpise they never showed up.I felt real bad.I think much is needed to be done to secure lives nd proiperties.any body with similar experience?

The regulatory authority of Nigeria’s broadcasting stations has suspended the broadcasting license of a radio station that repeated conspiracy theories about polio vaccines days before deadly attacks on polio clinics, a statement said Saturday.

Gunmen attacked two polio clinics in the northern city of Kano on February 8, killing at least 10 people, after Wazobia FM broadcast a story reviving claims that the vaccines are part of a Western plot to harm Muslims.

Two journalists who worked on the programme, as well as a radical Islamic cleric featured on the show, have been charged with incitement to violence and other offences in connection with the shootings.

“Following due consideration of the seriousness of the breaches contained in the programme, which was inciting, the commission has formed the opinion that the station has been used in a manner detrimental to national interest,” said the statement from the National Broadcasting Commission.

Wazobia went off the air on Friday evening.

The ex-station chief, Sanusi Kankarofi, who resigned in protest after his colleagues were charged, told AFP that Wazobia did not intend to spread misinformation about polio vaccines on its widely popular Sandar Girma programme.

But in the February 6 edition, the show’s presenter Yakubu Musa Fagge said local officials in Kano “have signed contract with the white men from the West, going door-to-door forcing on children (the) polio vaccine that has no basis.”

“Go and tell the World Health Organisation that I know what is in (the) polio vaccine. I only keep quiet because it is not good to stir confusion,” he added in the Hausa language broadcast.

Fagge is among those facing incitement charges and last week he resigned from Wazobia citing censorship.

Claims that polio vaccinations are used to render Muslims infertile have long been rife in Nigeria’s mainly Muslim north, often stoked by local politicians and clerics, dealing setbacks to efforts to eradicate the crippling disease.

Such conspiracy theories led to the suspension of vaccination campaigns in Kano in 2003.

Nigeria is one of only three countries still considered to have endemic polio, along with Pakistan and Afghanistan.

No evidence has yet emerged linking Wazobia’s programme to the shootings.

The Americans ve gone far!am so thrilled by their innoivation of drones. We dey here dey haama garri nd kpomo every day.wat a shame!

Area boys are having a field day.lastma sweating to ciontrol traffic.Avoid the road now.traffic is hell their.

My problem wit xtians, is dat we tk tins lightly.we can see that d enemies are at work day nd night to scatter our country and implicate our holy nd peaceful religion.Pls am using this medium 2 beg all xians reading this to say a word of prayer to God tonight,so that he ll continue to xpose d evil work of darkness of a few so called muslims who want to shed more blood in this country.

Kamanda: Too many ignorant eeeee-dii--ots on NL.
If the SSS really announced this,then its clearly part of the Jona script ahead of 2015.
The SSS led by Mr Ekpenyong are the main actors in Jona's Boko Haram game.
Only open-minded folks can discern.

Kamanda sounds,islamic nd u seem t0 b a suppoter of d evil acts happenin in dis country.the Blood of Jesus has conquered satan

Hmmmm.am nt surprised.see no 22 of the propheses for 2013 by Dr.DK olukoya of MFM.its states nd I quote`a year prayer is needed to arrest civil war`.thank God these men of God are prayin for this coiuntry!if these bastards had succeded,it wud ve been assumed that christians did it.
Lord may ur name b praised.

In my area in ikosi ketu,lagos.light has improved ooo.12hrs a day.ah no b small thank u to GEJ!

3hrs during d day
9hrs at night
Ope oo

Am not surpised It happening.Nairaland members should look d 40 propheses for 2013 by Dr.DK olukoya of the MFM,read it and study it.it talks abt me nd u nd tins dat ll happen this year.he specifically talked abt d nigerian film nd music industry which he said,needed prayers nd deliverance of its members to avert the death he sees ll befall them dis year.many of them during d course of their proffesoin,make convenants with d devil nd this year,the man of God says,is a year of rebellion.
He who has ear....?

RIP my finest actor

Some folks here r very daft.children that were born on water nd leaving on water,wat fear will they entertain? In fact am siure dey ll love to swim during brk time.nice1 BRF.tnx for giving the children hope

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Moderator send this to front page! Give a fan a valentine gift.its 5yrs of folloiwership...lol.
This ll also allow us to meet the real forum members

Today makes it exactly 5 years i signed up to Nairaland.its had been 5 years of meeting wonderful people;the good,the bad and the very intelligent folks.
so far,i have spent 18 days 9hours on the forum.I have opened 45 topic and i have had 515 post.hope to be in the land as long as it stays.thanks to every body especially Seun the owner of the forum for allowing us to have a say in the forum.

Happy valentines day to you all
Long live Nairaland!!!

At the special reception held for the super eagles at the banquet hall of the presidential villa,the president mentioned cash donations to the team nd the technical crew.Mike Adenuga nd Aliko Dangote were among the lots that gave out cash.the team were given national honours and land for each of them in Abuja.plenty donations still coiming in.Keshi is now CON"Commander oder of the Niger" nd other members of the team,some OON and MON ie officer order of the niger and member order of the niger respectively. Quite commendable
Thank you Mr.President for keeping true to your words.
Congrats super Eagles!!!

A Nigerian journalist shares his experience on Dana’s re-inaugural flight to Abuja Friday 4 January. The airline’s licence was suspended in June last year, following its crash in the suburb of Lagos, killing 159 people.

My editor, Mr. David Odey, had on Thursday jokingly cast a tentative headline for my trip to Abuja today aboard Dana Air whose plane crashed in Lagos on Sunday 3 June 2012.

“The headline will be ‘Ateba’s Last Flight To Abuja’,” my editor told me, a smile betraying his attempt to sound serious.

“There will be a kicker,” he said, “Dana Air uses journalists as guinea pigs,” he added, this time both of us bursting into laughter.

Tokunbo Olajide, a colleague, overheard us and made a quick request: “Please make me your nex-of-kin for the $100,000 compensation given to relatives of crash victims.”

Many other colleagues asked for details of my bank account, properties and will.

They all joked about it for sometime but finally wished me a safe trip before I left the office.

“Have a safe trip. Nothing will happen,” my editor reassured me as I was beginning to get wary.

The sad memories of the 3 June plane crash in Lagos which claimed more than 150 lives resurfaced.

I went home not sure I would gather enough strength to make the trip the next day.

But at 7am on Friday, I left home, jumped into a commuter bus and arrived the airport at about 8am.

I met other journalists there and I joined the queue for check in. Some of the journalists who had been invited changed their minds at the last minute and returned home.

“God told me not to make the trip,” one journalist said sounding as if fear was holding him back instead of God warning him.

Photo journalists who were not making the trip took a cornucopia of photographs of us as if we were going on our last trip.

Not long after the check in, we joined other passengers,including celebrities for boarding.

Seeing Comedian Basketmouth reassured me. I thought, at least I will die smiling as he may be cracking jokes for us as we transit from this world to the one beyond.

But once on the plane, Basketmouth and other comedians and musicians were given Business seats a few metres from the cockpit while journalists and other passengers were sent to the Economy Class.

However, because my seat number was 11F, I was not far away from the Business Class and I said to myself Basketmouth’s voice would be loud enough for me to die a peaceful and happy death as I hear some last jokes.

On the plane, an MD83, there were some courageous passengers who parted with N17,000 for the one way trip.

But most passengers were journalists, celebrities and Dana staff who were handed free tickets to make the trip.

The plane was not full as many people remain wary and will need to watch Dana perform for sometimes before they make up their minds.



Dana ground staff at Abuja Airport

Dana Flight 9J353 left the Murtala Muhammed International Airport in Lagos, southwest Nigeria, at about 10.10 am and landed at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport in Abuja at 11.05am.

Once the plane landed, even those who pretended to fear nothing began clapping, smiling and shaking hands.

It was as if we had just escaped something tragic, as if we were given a second chance in life, as if we were not sure to make the trip.

But everything was just on our minds. The take off in Lagos and the landing in Abuja were smooth.

The sky was clear and the weather was excellent. The journey was just enjoyable and on normal day, there would have been nothing to fear.
Besides, the in-flight service was also excellent and the plane seemed to be in very good condition.

However, in-between tale off and landing, only a small group of people spoke aloud. An even smaller percent cracked jokes while the journey lasted. Many passengers remain quiet during the 55-minute journey.

The passenger next to me was a 57-year old Mrs. Adetoun Adetokunbo, a staff at the Federal Ministry of Water and Mineral Resources whose office is in Abeokuta in Ogun State, southwest Nigeria.

At 30,000 feet above Sea Level, we began exchanging pleasantries about plane crashes.

I asked her if she was scared. She told me she had faith in God and was not afraid.

Mrs. Adetokunbo lost her husband in a plane crash in Saudi Arabia in 1991 when she was just in her early 30s and had four children for him.

Three years later, she survived an ADC plane crash in Monrovia, Liberia, while returning to Nigeria from Gambia.

While she sustained some injuries, other passengers were not lucky and died, she said.

“The plane crash-landed. Some people died but I was lucky. I sustained some injuries but I survived,” she said in a quiet and confident voice.

Since she had been lucky in the past, why take a second gamble, I asked her.

“Do you just want to kill yourself or you believe you cannot die in a crash?” I asked.

She smiled and said: “I have had an accident in a ship but I did not die. I had survived a plane crash in which some people died. I believe if you trust in God, everything will be fine. It is God that protects us,” she said.

Hearing her reassured me a bit but looking through the window and seeing how small big houses looked as we approached Abuja reminded me of how high we were and how tragic a crash at that altitude could be.

I said my prayers again, pretended to sleep but could not until we the plane landed in Abuja and came to a standstill.

Once we landed, I informed my office and online friends and some of them sent me congratulatory messages.

It was as if I had kidnapped few days ago and had just regained freedom and reunited with loved ones.

The return trip to Lagos was smooth as well and there was no indication that the plane was not in good shape.

But feeling the way I did, I realised that it is not easy to build trust in people or brands and it may take Dana Air some time before the airline regains the trust and confidence of air travellers.

tobechi20: . Ure very biased

ok. I stand corrected.pls throw in more light

THE PROPHECIES by Dr.DK Olukoya(General overseer MFM) for 2013

THE YEAR WOULD GENERATE WIDE SPREAD REBELLIOUS SPARKS

THE YEAR OF MYSTERIOUS HAPPENINGS

THE YEAR OF HORRIBLE AND PATHETIC SINFULNESS AND REVOLUTIONS

THE YEAR OF DISINTEGRATION AND DECEPTION

A VERY DANGEROUS YEAR TO PLAY WITH SIN

THE YEAR OF UNUSUALLY TURBULENT TIME FOR THOSE WHO PITCH THEIR CAMPS AGAINTS DIVINE ORDER AND PRINCIPLES

THE YEAR OF UNCOMMON LAWLESSNESS

VOLATILE YEAR WITH VERY SHORT TEMPER

YEAR WHERE SPECIAL PRAYERS ARE NEEDED FOR PEACE IN FRAGILE AREARS OF THE WORLD

THE ACCUSSED WOULD BECOME THE JUDGE

THE YEAR OF RAGE OF THE WATERS AND OF THE SEA AS A RESULT OF DIVINE JUDGEMENT AGAINST MENS DEFILING PRACTICES

PRAYERS ARE NEEDED TO ARREST PERSONAL, LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL WASTERS, EMPTIERS AND DEVOURERS

PRAYERS TO AVERT A LOT OF NATURAL DISASTERS

PRAYERS ARE NEEDED FOR THOSE IN MUSIC AND DRAMA MINISTRY TO AVERT THE RAGE OF DEBT AND DEATH

THE YEAR OF SHAKING FOR NATIONS THAT SUPPORT GODLESSNESS

THE YEAR OF CONFUSED REVULOTIONIST

THE YEAR OF HISSING AND SHAME FOR THE ENEMIES OF GOD

POSITIONING FOR NEW THINGS FOR THOSE WHO CAN PRAY

THE YEAR OF UNBELIEVABLE BETRAYALS AND DISLOYALTY

GOD'S CHILDREN MUST REBEL AGAINST BONDAGES AND THEY'LL BRAKE

THE YEAR OF RAGE OF THE SPIRIT OF INIQUITY

PRAYERS ARE NEEDED TO ARREST BLOODY CIVIL WARS IN MANY PLACES

THE YEAR OF JUDGEMENT FOR THOSE WHO INITIATE ANTI SCRIPTURAL DECREES

THE YEAR OF VERY AGGRESSIVE CELESTIAL WARFARE

ECONOMIC FARMINE FOR THE UNRIGHTEOUS AND FINIANCLIAL BREAKTHROUGHS FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD

MARKETS OF THE WORLD WOULD EXPERIENCE UNCOMMON SHAKINESS

WONDERFUL BLESINGS FOR OBEDIENT CHILDREN OF GOD

THE YEAR TO DESTROY LONG STANDING YOKES

THE YEAR OF UNCOMMON DISASTER FOR THE SEXUALLY LOOSE

CRUCIAL YEAR OF GOD'S CALLING, TRAINING AND CHOOSING (WARNING FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN PLAYING JONAH WITH GOD)

THE YEAR, WHERE THE POWERLESS SHALL SHAME THE POWERFUL

THE YEAR OF RESURGENCE OF WICKED OCCULTISM

THE YEAR OF BROADCASTING MALPRACTICES

DESTINIES THAT HAVE BEEN CHAINED DOWN WOULD MOVE OUT OF BONDAGE

DELIVERANCE AND JUSTICE AFTER THE ORDER OF MORDECAI

ORGANISED WICKED DESTROYERS WOULD SPLIT AND BEGIN TO DDESTROY THEMSELVES

THE YEAR SATANICALLY ACQUIRED WEALTH WOULD BACKFIRE

RAGE OF CONFUSION AMONGST COUNTRIES AND POLITICIANS THAT ARE ALLIES

A YEAR WHERE MANY SORROWS WOULD TURN TO JOY

HARVEST OF BREAKTHROUGHS FOR THOSE WHO WRESTLE IN THE EARLY YEARS

 

SURVIVAL KEYS FOR 2013:

1)GO AND MEMORIZE PROVERBS 21:30

2)MAKE IT A REGULAR HABIT TO CONFESS PSALM 27 AND PSALM 91

3)LIVE A CLEAN HOLY LIFE

4)BE A GOOD STEWARD FOR WHATEVER GOD HAS GIVEN YOU

5)ALWAYS KEEP YOUR WORD THEREBY MAINTAINING YOUR INTEGRITY

6)FOCUS ON GIVING RATHER THAN GETTING AND YOU WILL ATTRACT GREEAT SUCCESS

7)GET RID OF ANYTHING LESS THAN SUCCESS IN YOUR LIFE

NEVER LIE TO ANYONE

9)LISTEN 85% AND SPEAK 15%

10)GIVE YOUR BODY UNDER (KILL MR FLESH IN YOUR LIFE)

 

2013: MY YEAR OF FRESH OIL AND DISTINCTIVE SHINING
                             (PSALM 92:10, ISAIAH 60:1-3, HEBREWS 1:9)

Sorry dude next time.no go there.obidence is d first law in heaven.u called nd u were asked to come to d office first.but u did not.am sure u wud ve been given a proper accreditation pass. Nd for d records,mfm ve a police post wit cells in it.its nt a hidden dention center.