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McWhillion: Another day add salt to the sanitiser to save yourself from this hellish experience.

bro u wicked o.

Ebola! Why are thou wicked? The fear of ebola is the beginning of wisdom.
Yesterday night, I had female visitor nd we had some good time, though we did not have sex but we played if you know what I meant. When she had gone, I went in to my drawer brought a dettoil hand sanitiser to clean my self. Feeling happy , I poured some on palm and rubbed it around my hands nd it felt cool.
The drama begins:
I poured another and rubbed it around my genitals and I poured more nd rubbed it on my testicle. Oh boy ! The thing caught fire.i felt a serious burning sensation. I screamed and ran to my bath room , did some fire brigade services on my testicle with lots of water nd to make matters worst I rubbed a tetmosol soap wen washing. It was a hell - like experience. Won't sanitise my testicle again o.imagine Wat the fear of ebola can cause. I just imagine if it were a lady who wanted to sanitise her pussy. The experience is better imagined. Lol.

Teespice: if I had my way I won't wear bras at all. they make me so uncomfortable.

in the comfort of my room, I don't wear undies even to sleep. let my body breathe from all the undies I wear through the day.

From ur pix, seem u got a milk industry. No offence pls.

firstEVA: what are you even saying? How will you know whether a woman is wearing a pant or not? Except she tells you, you will not know, so it has nothing to do with sexual harassment, men will sexually harass who they choose to harass

It is very evident with the way most ladies dress now a days. We see this things every day. If not for this thread, it's non of my business.If they want to go completely naked who cares? I don't need a magician to tell me that the world has gone crazy. Further more most ladies have ulterior motives doing all these nd 2moro wen they get married they will b shouting that one small girl is seducing their husbsnd wit her low waist forgetting that what goes around comes around

May God continue to bless our mothers. Decent women.
Imagine the kind of future mummies in the making. Lol
We see a lot of things ladies do lately and call it fashion. I call it agresive marketing.why should a sane lady leave her house with out a pant when she is not sick?
2moro you come here nd begin to shout s€xual harassment? Smh

Ashewo no be work ooo.

During my university days in UNIMAID, The SUG had about three or so buses and they all had inscription written on them ' ALUTA JET '. So many year after graduation I see many aluta Jets of other universities.most of these aluta Jets are almost off the road vehicles that are not road worthy .The one in my sch then was not in any way different. The one I saw today in the street of lagos made me to open this thread. It was looking so bad. I won't mention the name of the university on it.but it was bad.so one begin to wonder what's makes it an aluta jet? is it the suffering the vehicle is passing through or what?

Mutiny is death sentence, Minimah warns soldiers

The Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen. Kenneth Minimah, on Tuesday warned officers and men of the Nigerian Army to desist from any form of mutiny in the face of the ongoing campaign against the Boko Haram sect.

He warned that any soldier who engaged in any form of mutiny was risking a death sentence, as the offence was punishable by firing squad.

The Army chief, who spoke while addressing officers and men of the 82 Division of the Nigerian Army, Enugu, was particularly miffed at the action of soldiers, who refused to serve in Maiduguri, Borno State, and other parts of the North East.

Minimah also frowned on the actions of some Army officers’ wives, who recently attempted to stop their husbands from being deployed against the insurgents.

Stressing that refusal to carry out commands, especially deployment for military action in the North East, amounted to mutiny, Minimah said, “Mutiny is death sentence.”

He condemned the action of the spouses of the Army officers, who demonstrated against the deployment of their husbands.

Warning against a repeat of such incident, the Army chief stressed that the women had no hand in military postings, which he described as a purely military act.

He added that, should the wives of Army officers repeat the action, “soldiers would koboko them.”

Minimah noted that NOWA, the umbrella body of Army officers’ wives, was not a trade union and as a result had no reason to interfere in military duties.

He wondered if the soldiers’ wives thought that the Army was “Boys Scout Movement or a Boys Brigade that they should come and disrupt army business.”

The COAS, who was in Enugu in continuation of his familiarisation tour of military formations, also assured the soldiers that the insurgency in the North East would end very soon.

He said the Army was poised to procure more weapons that would enable it to end the war with the Boko Haram sect in the near future.

According to him, with the procurement of the weapons, Boko Haram’s days are numbered.

“We are procuring more weapons for the war against Boko Haram.

“We will end the war with Boko Haram very, very soon; there is no doubt we will win the war,” Minimah said.

He noted that winning the war was the only way the Army and its officers and men could earn the confidence and adulation of Nigerians.

“Let us show the country that we can do that in the North East and then we shall walk tall in Nigeria,” he said.

The COAS also warned soldiers to steer clear of politics and politicians who might want to use them to score political points.

He said they should only work for politicians when they were on official assignments during political campaigns or elections proper.

Minimah also assured the officers and men of his commitment to their welfare

omar0001: Excellent.. especially about the 'tiny legs' .. Fathers know all )

lol

missbronze: If only them go hear.

abi o

Lorlaahlozz: Amma remember to tell my husby to tell my son

absolutely

Where is Mr moderator. The fp is waiting for this thread o

omar0001: Excellent.. especially about the 'tiny legs' .. Fathers know all )

lol

smakati: NA dis kin tin suppose dey fp. No be all dose depressing news.

The moderator no de see dis kind one.na only how toto bite prick na im de rush put for fp

WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT MARRIAGE

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.

12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.

13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too.

23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.

SOURCE

WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT MARRIAGE

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.

12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.

13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too.

23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.

Source

Lol.how many likes did the op get? That says it all.its a pure no no.poster thumb down. U can't brain wash our peace loving nd submissive ladies to be rebellious

jasmine21: My dear, on this i have some tips for u
1. Make sure u don't buy d condoms in ur neighborhood. They will talk bout u and be judging u.
2. Naija women r annoying. D way she looked at you, she will def talk abt u. Next time u wanna buy a condom, if its a woman at d counter, visit another chemist/pharmacy
3. If your guy really loves u, he'll want 2 protect U and he will buy & use condoms with u and NOT make it ur sole responsibility. That is unfair his part. U shouldn't suffer in a r/shp cos u wanna protect ur health/future.

Good opinion coming from a lady. Highly commended

touchmeder: It is great if he gets it however both parties MUST take responsibility for their self. Sometimes some of these guys want to get the condom but they are not serious about it on some occasion, perhaps they run out of it or just want to do raw on that occasion. I am not really one for premarital sex but people would do what they have to do anyway and protection is better than nothing. To that end i see nothing wrong in a girl having her own condom just in case. Better to be protected than shy and stupid. If you think you are old enough to indulge in sex then you best be old enough to ask for a condom and not leave this solely for a man.

Thank you

remsonik: Op is attacking anyone who has a contrary view,while the title of ur thread says what's ur take on the matter. If it will reduce d spread of STDs and abortion pls let them get it!!

The question is do you get it by ur self? Simple.no dongo turenci

Chikere2: There is nothing bad in a lady buying condom. Its just being safety conscious. The society needs to grow up. We most times throw caution to the wind when the inevitable is bound to happen. I even advocate for ladies to carry condoms in their bags.

I think this advice is good for your sisters nd cousins. I still subscribe to abstinence for young ladies.see future parents so this Wat u tell ur daughters? Smh

ebullientV: Lol..

of course I wouldn't shake her... But that does not mean I'd castigate her or treat her like some terrible sinner.

I agree with what you say bro.. But what i earlier on said, still is what I stand by- no one holy pass..

No body is castigating or calling anybody a sinner. I just feel the ladies should allow d guys do the condom buying.guys Wat do you think? Ladies Wat do you think?

ebullientV: It shouldn't be a big deal.

Just that in matters like this(especially in Naija) everyone wants 2 b a holier-than-thou.

So when they hear someone looking for/paying 4 something like that, they all want 2 give this kind of look, that makes one think he must be d worst kind of sinner living on d earth's surface..

Bros forget. We all know that most young ladies indulge in pre marital sex. But they do not need to come tell the whole world. It means nothing wen it's other ladies or other persons sisters. Will you give ur younger sister whose age is btw18 & 20 who is not married a hand shake wen you walk into a supermarket nd see in her paying for a condom nd she tells you see you later, I need to go Bleep? Of course you may know she Bleep, but seeing her buying a condom in a supermarket? ?

Enypie: me i simply wait in the car while my bf do the buying.
I'm not shy,but i ve a temper wen it comes to pple not minding der bu. #Lobatan

I feel that is the right tin to do.

mascot87: My take is that u should mind ur business & stop being interested in what other people are buying @ d supermarket

If u have nothing to share, look and pass

vizkiz: You preach against peeps having unprotected sex...Now they get condoms, you guys are still complaining....Wtf is the problem with y'all

By their comments we know those who fail comprehension in school. Lol

We all know that most adults nd teens indulge in pre marital sex a lot as it is the order of the day.some of them play safe too by using condoms.
I do know that it is the guys that go buy the condoms, but recently I noticed that young ladies come to the stores ask for condoms not minding how they are looked upon.its strange?
Ladies in house have you bought condoms b4? Share the experience. Guys have u seen a lady come to buy condoms? Let's hear you.

berem: dude, its not about Shekau being dead or not. The bottomline is the Boko haram members are getting stronger by the day with their sympathizers funding the insurgents. Shekau's death didn't stop the sect from unleashing mayhem,or did it?

I wonder why Jonathan hasn't ordered the arrest of these boko haram sponsors. What the hell is he waiting for?

my dear, this type of guerilla warfare is difficult to handle. There is no doubt that there is some kind of politics in this boko haram fight. My thinking nd I stand corrected is that Jonathan has guts to arrest the sponsors if they are identified nd all findings link them as sponsors.The truth is this, we are approaching an election year nd GEJ still need some votes from the north to be able to come back.if he wins, all the sponsors ll run out of the country nd boko haram will be extinguished.
Mean while we all need to continue to pray for the president nd the military that God should help them expose the moles amongst them.
This war ll end some day nd the evil doers ll cry as a result of the evil they have committed in the land.

ntyce: Lol!!
I don't know the more foolish person here, the source of the news or the OP?
So Shekau is dead?

obviously it's you that is foolish person! !!.
You boko haramist .your end is near. You ll be exposed one after the other. Shekau is dead nd you guys are parading a make believe to be Shekau. Shame to you nd all your cronies. You guys are all cowards. Come openly nd fight if you got guts . vampire! !

LAGOS JULY 12TH -New leads are emerging on the involvement of Senator Ali Ndume representing Borno South Senatorial District at the Nigerian Senate with the Islamic terror sect, Boko Haram.
Investigations have also revealed the role allegedly played by Senator Ndume in the death of Major Timoty Fambiya, who led the operation that led to the death of the leader of the Boko Haram sect, Abubakar Shekau.
Ndume is standing trial at an Abuja High Court over links with terrorists. He is accused of providing phone numbers of some government officials to the members of the Islamic sect.
The Nigerian Airforce in Borno State recently bombed Senator Ndume’s convoy of vehicles on his way to his village on suspicion that he was attending a meeting with the insurgents.
Pointblanknews.com gathered that the senator was angered by the deployment of Major Timothy Fambiya, an indigene of Gwoza in Gwoza Local Government Council of Borno State to eradicate the sect members and halt their activities in the area. The area falls within Senator Ndume’s Senatorial District and is predominantly Christian.
Ndume, a Muslim, could not come to terms with a Christian soldier routing a sect he sympathizes with. He believes a Christian soldier sent to lead the Government forces against the sect is war against Muslims.
Although there are many accounts of the circumstances surrounding Shekau’s death, he is believed to have been killed in Gwoza Hills by a contingent of Special Forces led by Major A.T. Fambiya. Fambiya is reckoned to be one of the best Special Forces officers in the Nigerian military, who grew up in Gwoza and understood the rocky terrain.
Further investigations revealed that it was Major Fambiya that delivered the fatal shot that sent Shakau reeling in Gwoza Hills during a fierce battle but the Boko Haram leader did not die immediately. He was severally moved to Mali and later Cameroon where he gave up the ghost. His aides, who sought to create the impression that he was still alive to sect members, hurriedly buried him.
Following Shekau’s death, an infuriated Senator Ndume had allegedly contracted the second in command to Major Fambiya, Captain Ibrahim Jamare, to eliminate him. Captain Jamare, who had briefed the Senator on the circumstances surrounding Shakau’s shooting , was allegedly paid N60 million by the Senator to eliminate the major.
While on a return mission to Gwoza Hills still in search of Shekau, Captain Jamare had shot Major Fambiya at the back of the head while he was observing something with binoculars.
The military had in a brief ceremony at the Nigerian Military Cemetary in Abuja declared that Major Fambiya was one of the best special forces officer in Nigeria. “He was killed in action on June 26, 2013 in a fierce encounter with Boko Haram terrorists”.
The Major’s suspicious killing had prompted his brother Iliya Joshua to call on military authorities to investigate the circumstances surrounding his death.
“We call on the Federal Government to investigate the rumoured cause of the death of the officers since it remains a mystery to our family. I made the call because he was supposed to be at the Army school of artillery. The last time I called him, he said that he was not part of those people that were going to Maiduguri for this operation. But later, I was told that he had been killed. He was not supposed to be on posting to that place,”he said.
Over 400 hundred people including women and children were killed last month in Ngoshe and Atagara by insurgents, who hoisted a flag at the Gwoza Local Government Area. The insurgents disguised as soldiers had called the residents to come out to discuss peaceful co-existence in the area. Unkonwn to the residents, they were sorroundedv by the insurgents, who opened fire on them killing all that gathered at the village square, who were mostly Christians.
The burning of residential houses, churches and schools have continued until a recent deployment of soldiers in the area.
Purchase of 400 Golf Cars
Security agencies are also working on the lead that Senator Ndume had purchased 400 Golf cars for insurgents disguised as empowerment for his constituents. Golf cars have been used in several bomb explosions in Maiduguri, Yobe, Bauchi, Gombe and Abuja.
Further investigations revealed that insurgents and new recruits were offered a golf car or N500,000.00 to procure the vehicles themselves by the senator. The recruitment drive is disguised as one of his constituency empowerment projects.
Most of the insurgents are said to have migrated to Abuja and are now domiciled in Waru and Wasa villages, some kilometres from the National Assembly Quarters where they wait to be called upon to carry out car/suicide bombings.
National Cordinator of the Joint Information Centre on Security, Mike Omeri, had at Wednesday’s briefing of the media on government’s fight against terrorism said government was investigating some politicians following their links with terrorists. He said some of the politicians have been arrested.
He said the development followed information provided by insurgents in custody. He maintained that government would not condone involvement of politicians in security matters involving the nation.
Source: Pointblank News

KeleBaby: Ooh! Maybe i shouldnt have said am a born again. Ooh well, you can call me names for all i care i am not moved. I asked a simple question, i didnt ask for a sermon. Anyway i know what i am doing and i know what i want out of this relationship.

No body is giving u sermon.na ur toto,use it as u care nd I know u have started fuckkking the guy!no qualms abt dat.it good to do it.enjoy while it last.But one thing I must tell u my dear sister,U are not a Christian,talk more of being born again. the mere thought abt it is a sin,talk more tellin ur partner nd even the general public.pls tell ur pastor too.and as some one said,make u get pregnant.

Ashewo No work!!!

@mod!I think u shd put this on the front page o.which level naa?

@OP am forced and constrained to write u this open letter.

I am a graduate of Agriculture(B.Agriculture)from the University of Maiduguri.
Wen I wrote jamb and applied for medicine,my name came out on the Agric List.it was hell no for me nd my parents.my dad knew the Acting VC then nd we went to his office to see if I can even get Biochemistry just to b in d college of Medicine nd probably switch later..The VC. Nd registrar looked at every thing and said nothing can b done,because that was d last list nd encouraged me to go for d Agric as he was a prof. of Agriculture nd that I cud see he was doing good or alternatively wait for next session.Hmmmm,I took the agric,but b4 the next session,he left for sabatical in malaysia.
To cut story short,after 5yrs in faculty of Agriculture,I graduated wit a second class honours.
I cud not get a job,I tried but cud not.then I went for som professional courses in air travel.I am now IATA certified.I now work in good company as a result of my certification.earning in three digits.

Agric no get level in Naija o.but a bird at hand is worth 2 in d bush .the ball is in ur court