I’m officially not a Nigerian anymore.

I’m glad to renounce this cursed citizenship!!!

Hurray!!!

I thought Twitter was banned in Nigeria?

People are confessing that they scored higher in subjects they didn't complete or weren't sure of, and JAMB wants me to accept 218 as my score, never!

9th March was a blessed date but Jamb wants to take the favour away from me, it shall never be well with those behind this heartbreaking thing Jamb has done.

Those supporting Jamb will some day become victims of injustice and suppression.

JAMB should remark my script or cancel this examination.

freshkid144:
am a bsc holder guy. scored 271 n 300 respectively in jamb n post jamb last yr. applied for unn bt was nt lucky enuf to beat dia cut-off which I missed by 4marks. cn u imagine wat jamb gave me ds year?? 229! *I jst dy laf*

And people think we are just complaining for fun..

raayah:


Exactly, all these people in this thread making yeye assumptions. I'm just tired.

Students here are talking about how the were graded unfairly. Every student who writes an exam most times know if they will fail or pass. Most of those results were ridiculous.

A lot of school principals and centre officials are filing complaints with jamb currently for the recently released results, so I hope something will come out of it.

I didn't even write jamb, but I feel your pain. I know what it's like to be held back unfairly and unjustly.

May God help all of us.

God bless you for your concern and support!

raayah:


So what happened on the 27th and 29th of February when students were complaining and jamb indeed said there was a mistake and added 40 marks for everyone.

Please like I said, don't talk rubbish. You might eat your work

That man is bleeped-up with the thoughtlessness he's exhibiting on this thread.

I'm disappointed with whoever is responsible for allocating senses, he criminally cheated someone just like JAMB did to my result.

izyericson:




like I said, u don't prepare for exam on the social media. ordinary cbt simulation training u guys won't do, yet you expect jamb to score u 300, and when they don't, u take to nairaland wailing! am not ready to trade insults with u. atleast u re still a jambite

I'm still a jambite or whatever but it's quite obvious you have no modicum of common sense.

If I should engage in anyway you like it concerning this examination, believe me, I'll make your inconsequential self less reasonable on this forum.

Like I told you earlier, quit pulling out assumptions from your measles infested anus, before you assumed we spent more time on social media, now you want to support it with 'we can't operate computers'. Did you even care to consider that I might be typing this with a computer?

It's so disheartening that despite your claim to have gone beyond writing JAMB, you're still laced with this shameful 0.0000001level of reasoning, inconsiderate, and absolute thoughtlessness.

God forbid anyone ends up like you!

izyericson:


does that really make sense? because u scored 290, (unverified claim ), your brother too should, next year it will be your neighbor.
how about. is it not possible that all of you who re ranting here spent more time on social media than you spent reading? I guess jamb computerized is not paper based and should be foolproof!

Why do you guys keep pulling assumptions outta your rotten asses? All of us spent more time on social media? Do you understand that your silly assumptions can jeopardise our agitation for fair hearing concerning this JAMB issue? Why can't you guys keep quiet rather than making naive judgement on a matter that doesn't even concern you?

Make una use una senses o, make everybody respect himself.

267 last year didn't get me admission in UNN.
What am I supposed to do with 218 this year after much studies and unbelievable luck?

My exam on 9th has to be reviewed.

ibolomo:

That is not true. I solved 2013 biology questions the night before I wrote my exam. about 40 of the 50 questions were word for word to the questions I answered. Jamb then sent me a result saying i got 44 over 100 in biology.all other subjects were okay though, as I got 209 as my total score. Jamb is a scam

Exactly what happened to me, I studied with Wisdom Online Pass at Once JAMB approved textbook/past questions, as a matter of fact I bought that book at JAMB headquarters in Bwari.

My English language questions, precisely, Comprehensions and Register were from 2003 past questions. The Moralist, Economist and Religious ideas on alcohol and smoking with Man, Animals and Nature.
I took my time to answer the questions correctly, feeling very lucky to have solved them 2 days before my exam on Wednesday only for JAMB to score me 41. But someone here is telling me that I should stop complaining without him giving me reasons not to complain.

raayah:



Did you write on March 8th, 2016?

Leave that guy, people that it doesn't concern have viewed and left but he wants to show off and make us look silly.

gcode123:


I aced jamb! Once! You should stop complaining cos this complaints happen every year.... Everybody always dances outside jamb halls. Why do u think people say jamb jammed them.... I wont reply ur insults. U could write ur grammer to Jamb maybe they would be convinced of your prowess intellectually young lad....

Can you tell me which year students scored abysmally with CBT?

Guy park one side abeg, the complaints no be for you so don't come here and try to suppress our voice with your phantom success story or I'll make sure I match you in anyway possible.

Respect yourself!

What irks me most is someone with a cerebral anomaly coming here to say we got what we deserved!

WTF? How can all of us here complaining about JAMB have possibly gotten what we deserved? Are we all dull like the guy I quoted?
Thousands of people scored between 170-178 on 8th alone, many more scored abysmally on 9th and someone has the guts to say trash here after all the convincing testimonies against JAMB?

Make everybody just respect emself for this forum o..

gcode123:
Everybody is saying jamb gave them bad scores. Keep decieving urselves. Thats what you scored plain nd simple. People have been failing jamb since time imemorial or you think its play when people say they wrote Jamb 6 times? Talkless of a generation that spends half of its time on the phone.....

If you failed u should re seat cos while you complain, several people passed will seek admission this year like it always happens.

You're bereft of common sense.

If anybody is hearing my voice, I don't want/need the 40marks JAMB is sharing, I just need my exams properly remarked. I can never accept that I scored 41 and 44 in Use of English and CRS respectively. 73 and 60 in Government and Lit in English is a joke, I scored higher! I want to believe it's just an irregular April fool JAMB played me or the deafening silence of Dibu Ojerinde on this issue will surely render him utterly hopeless!

They hid my post..

What a predicament!

IamChuks:
Am not okay bro... Till i see my original score... #RemarkJamb2016

That's what am talking about.

I hope you seen that I was trying to rebuke someone celebrating mmediocrity?

IamChuks:
Off Point... We are talking about below 200 please....

Are you okay?

How can I score 267 after heavy preparations last year, fast forward to yesterday, after much preparations also JAMB scored me 218?

I just want to believe this a graphical representation of my actual score, cos there's no way on earth I can score as low as 218 in yesterday's examination. I can still remember about 80% of the questions I answered yesterday, questions not even the answers. After going through my CRS textbook when I returned home from the examination, I was sure I wouldn't fail up to 8 questions on CRS. Alas, JAMB scored me 44 on CRS, yes 44! Don't even wanna talk about Lit in English,Use of English and Government.

I believe JAMB will rectify this issue that has put students on the verge of hopelessness, but what is too annoying and equally depressing is their intentional reluctance on this dream crushing mistake they've made and are making (cos more people will still come to complain about their scores). No official press release from Dibu or whoever it also concerns, no effort is being made in rectifying this ignominious mistake so students who haven't written will not fall victim of their gross incompetence leaving them (JAMB) with more deluge of self inflicted mistakes to correct.

JAMB is actually not helping themselves, this problem can never end unsolved. That ugly building in Bwari and the ministry of education should get ready to burn!

CindyeMerAld:
i dnt undastand dis complaints,i knw ppl£ dt scor£d high in jamb...our last born had 229...

, 229 a high score?

If you don't understand the complaints you better ignore them, they weren't directed to you.

vkon2:
Someone that works in a bar is called a bartender...
Someone that bake bread is called a Baker....
Someone that cook should be called what?

A cookertender

I heard the man stopped speaking grammar when he lost an election.