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Lauf out d stress of d week.
Afta yrs of selfless service, a man realized
dat he has nt been promoted, no transfa,
no salary increase. So he decided to
confront his BOSS to kno Y. Afta his
complain, D boss accused him dat he
hasn't worked in the company fr even 1
day. D man was surprised bt d
DIR went on to Xplain.
DIR: Hw many days ar there in a
year?
MAN: 365 days and somtimes 366.
DIR: Hw many hrs make up a day?
MAN: 24 hrs.
DIR: Hw lng do yu work in a day?
MAN: 8am to 4pm i.e 8 hrs a day.
DIR: So, wat fractio of d day do
yu work in hrs?
MAN: (he did sum arithmetic & said 8/24
hrs i.e 1/3) One-third.
DIR: dats nice, wat is 1/3 of
366 days?
MAN: 122 (1/3 * 366).
DIR: Do yu com to work on
wekends?
MAN: No sir.
DIR: Hw many days ar there in a yr
dat are wekends?
MAN: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equal to
104 days.
DIR: Tanks for dat. If yu remove 104
days frm 122 days, hw many do yu hav
nw?
MAN: 18 days.
DIR: OK! I do give yu 2 weks sick
leave every yr. Nw remove dat 14 days
frm d 18 days left, hw many days do yu
hav remainin?
MAN: 4 days
DIR: Do yu work on New Yr day?
MAN: No sir!
DIR: Do yu com to work on workers
day?
MAN: No sir!
DIR: So, hw many days ar left?
MAN: 2 days sir!
DIR: Do yu work on Independence
day?
MAN: No sir!
DIR: Do yu work on Xmas day?
MAN: No sir!
DIR: So, hw many days left?
MAN: None sir!
DIR: Wat do yu need a promotio
fr?

ajibolabd: go and die

STFU mofo

Jinyjagz: Someone sent this IN.. Needs your Candid
advice.



Dear Nairaland Readers,


Pease I need your sincere and esteemed
advice, I am 20yrs of age and I’m addicted to
watching P0rn and when I watch it I always
mastur’bate very often, I want to truly stop it.
Something happened to me recently a spiritual
attack and it took the intervention of God
before I was saved, I learnt my lesson from it,
not long after, the urge came to watch p0rn
and mastur’bate again and I Started.
I’m the type that shy-away from girls, because
in my house, We’re all boys 5 of us, I don’t
have a sister, and I don’t know if that’s the
cause.
I want to stop watching P0rn and also Stop
the act of Mastu’rbation.. Please help me!

jman, how meckzy na ;-) *back to topic* only prayer and determination can do it bruv

ijebabe: Lol, killz ur a marshmallow
Not all girls are desperate and not all girls will be thrilled at being proposed to in a toilet.
Don't know when these guys will start dating human beings

ijebabe: Lol, killz ur a marshmallow
Not all girls are desperate and not all girls will be thrilled at being proposed to in a toilet.
Don't know when these guys will start dating human beings

ijebabe: Lol, killz ur a marshmallow
Not all girls are desperate and not all girls will be thrilled at being proposed to in a toilet.
Don't know when these guys will start dating human beings

it all depends on d individual involve as 4 me i prefer a romantic 1 4 my wife to be b'cos it's once in a life time N i want it 2 be a memorable one 4 dat.