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Na wa o!

When am I gonna get mine?

Agree.

First time seeing this bae look so decent.

Always looking like a white w!tch, Nawa oo!

IOW, u already a les b!tch.

E no fit am sef.

There is one nigerian song that goes like this...

"don't be shy, everybody knows u like sex, oh she's a brainy divaaa! Don't trip, we all heard about ur sex-capades, oh she's a brainy divaaa"



BTW I don't really which one of them are saying the truth so...
























I wan take my siesta abeg.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeiii!!! These ppl go thief money, give their children, cousins, Bros, sis, etc..
chai!! My eye don red

The girl talk true sef, her nyash strong like wetin man fit use break coconut.....

Ike eji eti aki!!

Prisco let me announce the result between u n ur bestie...
1st position goes to her because she has realised dat u don't have feelings for her, so she 1st let go of u. Friendzoning her wasn't right.
And BTW why do u still care abt her?? Let her be now, since u have ur GF and she too have found a BF.
OP let her be.

Yeah! And the truth is....
Women don't really know what they want in life.

No go na, stay back and enjoy more of them Kenya oloshos.
Stay for one week na, afterall u be president.

A man that has not committed any crime against this country but always say the truth has been detained since last year, funny country.
He hasn't bombed anywhere, killed no one, nor did he steal anything.
Hmmn I laugh in swahili when I imagine what will happen if they don't give him a fair bail.
The man looks dapper

Ok die-hard fan, not my problem though. But why do they keep blaming GEJ for everything?
Even if trailer fall for mainland bridge, dem go blame GEJ or past administration.
They are reaping what they sow but they keep blaming GEJ.
Die-hard fan keep it up shaa!!

Damn .. sometimes I wonder whether all these figures they mention is real or not.
Once again I scream... DAMN!!

This annie of a woman, i no like ur acting; it's too fake joor. Wetin u dey act But i like ya hubby 2face, his music make sense pass ur acting.

This annie of a woman, i no like ur acting; it's too fake joor. Wetin u dey act But i like ya hubby 2face, his music make sense pass ur acting.

Wow!! Nyc but......... Don't knw wat else to say,

bobo65:
Shey its broad night light ni?

6 am is not broad day light, it should early morning.

Like one fish brain would chat with me..
Franklingud: morning baby
Fishbrain: same
Franklingud: how was ur nyt?
Fishbrain: how was ur nyt?
Franklingud: twas gud
Fishbrain: same



Imagine...

Ok, make dem take am to next level na..

In buhari's voice "e no kwonsane me"















NEXT PLEASE.

And that's how don jazzy disgraced himself over nothing...
Don jazzy go and marry u refuse, u dey look for where dem dey legalise polygamy.
Ndo!

Ok, congrats kid, but wetin d school give am na?? Shey he make dem proud ni

Lol.. the parambulating dullard u don miss ya travel ni?
Na wetin dey sweet u be dis na..

Mynd44 go like go there oo!!

I no call anybody oo!

So Peter have finally heeded my advice. Good for him.
give me my share as your adviser oo!!

Nigeria lecturers na eme ka agwu sometimes.
Ndi iberibe.

That warder don dey claim tough now, mgbe o ga e set, ya agba kwana oso.
U no knw who u dey treat like dat.
Be warned.

OP BTW, do u even knw what pop music is?
Adekunle gold and wande coal are the only pop artists you mentioned here.
Pato is reggea, flavour is more of modern highlife, dance, and a little RnB.
Burna boy is reggea and afro.


Some people can't really categorise music.

Mtchew!