Today ur village people at work... how market becos na first half draw i played it, am to win 3million naira if they draw HT

Chealsea fan una dy see oo una player than eye pedro girlfriend HTX

Hazard today is ur endtime, ur leg must be broken lol abeg na jokes chealsea fan

First half draw for this match HT(X)

West ham gonna win chealsea today

Things have been happening in this country oo will u imagine that i bought a gucci PVC just to vote for PDP and u think atiku is not gonna win,, Buhari see all the money u have returned take it and keep the change i don't want, fighting corruption, fighting corruption are u moses in the bible that stop the exporting of rice and making things costly am tired of been a lazy youth that always keep quit without complaning so i have to try my best to type this long text....Baba na joke ooo it just a letter from a lazy youth oo

(1)Wap tv (monday to fridday 1:00pm to 2:00pm)
(2)Mi tv (monday to friday 1:00pm to 2:00pm)
(3)TVC (monday to friday 1:00pm to 2pm)
(4)AIT(24hrr)
(5)NTA (24hrs)

Do u know that every sec people die in the world and birth rates is higher than death rate,

click link to view world population......

www.worldometers.info/world-population/

Which of this jessey is the most trending, many have been raising matters, talking about most trending, expensive jessey but guess what it will i think na dem dy rush us is the most trending

It is finished arsenal has already won the match have seen it b4

Know more about shortest, fattest, thinnest human in the world.

Click like to view details.....

https://ratailedboy./2014/01/08/tallest-shortest-fattest-and-thinnest-people-in-the-world/

many have been agueing about shortest and tallest man in the whole world check loading...

Click link to view details....

https://mashable.com/2014/11/13/tallest-shortest-man-record/?europe=true#HJUz.5LP6Pq6

Nollywood actor who contested on Reality T.v show with eniola badmus, jaywon, junior popu, e.t.c known as Fredrick leonard has done something crazy in the movie industry...
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Click to watch....
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www.xvideos.com/mobile/video/25556267

I have many collection of nollywood sextape clip and i promise to be posting them one after the other pls we should do something encouraging in nigeria movie industry not this....
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Click link to watch....
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www.xvideos.com/mobile/video/24468009

nollywood sextape
Click link to watch
www.xvideos.com/mobile/video/4723784

Lecturer walked into d lecture room &
announced that there will be an
emergency Test, went straight to d
board, writes the Instructions thus:
1. Time: 15mins
2. No copying 3. No Cancellation of Answers.
4. You’re free to open your notes &
textbooks. He then told the students to
get set and began to dictate the
Questions… 1. LIST YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD?
Immediately, students began to list. Guys
were writing Pounded Yam, Eba, Fufu,
Okro Soup. Girls were busy writing Pizza,
Sharwamah, Chicken, Dow naught,
Vanilla, Ice-cream. 2. EXPLAIN HOW TO PREPARE YOUR
FAVOURITE MEALS AS LISTED IN
QUESTION 1 Yawa Gas…. See Girls and
Cancellation.?They Cancelled & Started
changing the No1 Question to… Dodo,
Beans, Eba, Orange, Pawpaw, Egg, Yam, Tea, Akamu, some even wrote Water

Keep doubting why others keep winning, 100000%Sure game again,,, invest alittle money on it and win big your sucess lays in ur hands...
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legue:Iceland
time:8:00pm
VALUR REYKJAVIK VS UMF GRINDAVIK-(Home win either half)
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Legue:germany 2
time:7:30pm
FC KOLN VS UNION BERLIN-1FT HOME WIN
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Legue:ICELAND
Time:7:00PM
Vakingdur olafsvik vs UMF SELFOSS-1FT HOME WIN
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Doctors comment and educate thousands of nigeria about it, Pls comment is only allow by doctor

sell ur papa land and play this game
Time;9:00pm
Bacelona vs sevil- 1FT ht/ft, over 2.5,

Many have been searching for easy job (work in bet9ja shop, house keeper, hotel work, sales boys, shoprite, e.t.c) but haven't seen such post because their certificate didn't suit the job but pls we should try and open such opportunity in this forum for guy's to man up themself...life is not easy but u gat to work...pls...pls...pls.. casual can also help the uneducated guys or drop out student..

My guy u are wicked for viewing this post, so u don't want to take ur responsibility as a man, u believe nigeria girls wey money can open their legs can spend on u, my brother repent o, sugar mummy can't save ur life coz na only them can spend on u.

The way Nigerian police will be
shouting ''lets go to the station''.
You will think it's something 50 naira cannot solve...abeg take.
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I stopped watching nollywood movie the moment when i heard a blind woman say my son am happy to see u
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Teacher:give an example of business failure due to careless management.
Student: a prostitude getting pregnant
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Wedding night confession
husband: i am sorry, i have slept with alot of prostitude
wife:i knew it, ur face looks familiar
HUSBAND FAINTED
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In nigeria i love u can mean 3 things
(1)open ur legs
(2)open ur wallet
(3)?
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This Post is For The Ladies… . . . HE: Can I buy you a drink? YOU: Actually I would rather have the money. . HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. YOU: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. . HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? YOU: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice. . HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? YOU: I must’ve been given your share. . HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? YOU: Sorry. I will be having a headache this weekend. . HE: Your face must turn a few heads. YOU: And your face must turn a few stomachs. . HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out. YOU: Okay, get out!. . HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? YOU: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time. . HE: Can I have your name? YOU: Why? Don’t you already have one? . HE: Shall we go see a movie? YOU: I’ve already seen it. . HE: Where have you been all my life? YOU: Hiding from you.

If two girls fight over u, my brother i advise u to take the one that looses. You can't be dating a " Bae John Cena" Be wise bro
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Because of one vehicle packed in our street own by a sars man
All yahoo boys are now putting on suit to fetch water
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English teacher will tell me to write a composition about myself still i will score 2/20 pls sirh are you me, is you me, Are me you, is you i, Is me?
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A girl in a texi remove her cloth and a guy sucked her nipple as if nobody is there the girl is 29years old and the guy is like 5months old
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The reason why slay queens don't wear cloth twice is that they have returned it to the original owner.
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I don't like people who can let go of the past especially people that am owning money
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Guy: i like that girl
Friend:dud,she has a guy
Guy: Goalpost all has a goalkeeper but that doesnt mean u won't score a goal
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When she comes to buy bread with overseized T-shirt and slipper, pls respect urself bro, she is her boo husband.

REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE
DONT GREET ELDERS IN THEIR
VILLAGES
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Some village old women are too
much. Just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your generation.
“Good morning Maama.”
Old woman “Morning,
*Is this not Chinedu the son of Ebuka the man who raped two girls before getting married to Chioma the daughter of the
jackfruit seller who fell from a jackfruit tree while staring at
the buttocks of Nannozi the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Buchi the Musoga from the neighbouring village.. is it not ur
grandfather Mzee Katende that
died of madness? Eh, so you have grown so big?” More of my jokes coming ur way

That awkward moment when
after inserting a Disc in your dvd
and find out its a porn
video…..immediately, nepa takes
light and brings it back in the
night when ur entire family has gathered to watch d film showing
last memory.
U don die
And the witches and wizards in your village will be like *ITS OUR WORK O* *SOFT WORK*
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Why do some girls think its cool to remove a guys cap from his
head and playfully run around with it…? If I remove your wig
from your head and playfully run around with it, would you still find it funny?
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Girls name on Facebook
1. American qirl _ maria Smith
2. Japanese qirl _ Natasha Lee
3. Ghanaian qirl _ mensah
appian
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4. Nigerian qirl _ “etz dah sexy pweedy curvy Ass chocolate
slay Queen dah lives at dah
bending corner before shoprite”
Nawa ooo…