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With 50k to start Akara and corn business ofcourse. How else can I empower your mum?
What other business does your mother know how to do apart from Akara frying and corn roasting? I can even see corn in your pocket right now
Oya prove me wrong, your mama sabi make kuli kuli?

BATified2023:
whatever u say from your mouth is your problem, the last time I checked u ain't God.

So u ain't d custodian of death


Grammarian aka armchair critic

Tell me how u will empower a widow with 3 kids to cater for?

As long as I will watch her burial with empty coffin on TVC, Amen to that

Emekaonline:
May the same wish and prayer you have for Remi Tinubu be visited on you and your Almighty God without remedy

Agreed, Chatgpt was really unnecessary.
Can you do a business plan here on nairaland for 50k to start Akara business?

Ttalk:
1. You don't need ChatGTP to write a business plan on roadside Akara business
2. There's dignity in labor
3. It is better to be a roadside Akara seller than becoming Evans

To counter him and show the whole nairaland that he is lying, can you do a business plan here on nairaland for 50k to start Akara business?

Counterigbolies:
I went through your post again n the price u quoted n things u listed n it's obvious u are deliberately mischievous

So u want to tell me the roadside akara seller u eat have all these n at these prices?

Umbrella
Shade
Wooden box
Kerosene reserve even after talking about 45k firewood?

Initial beans purchase
Pepper n onions
Groundnut oil

N u still add working capital?

This your bullshit is deliberate


The akara people we patronize here on the busy street of Lagos don't even have all these except u want to tell me u are talking about UK or USA


Cash box?
And u also talk about apron?

Transfer qr for akara person


U are just a clown

God will bless you for that comment jare

AllBlack:
My brother make nobody tell you say na crime or it is not good.

SELL AS YOUR BELLE DESIRE.

Really, the wicked run when no one is following them.

Why do I get the feeling that you guys are more pained because of what the 1st lady said?
I don't really get it.
Since the last 72 hours, all APC and especially Yoruba people have been showing us their mother, sister, neighbor or cousin, who built houses, bought cars and even sent children to UK universities using beans Akara and moi moi.
Why suddenly suddenly?

Ibo people too on the other hand, have gone silent even though I know they have sisters, cousins, neighbors and mothers who have also built mansions and bought cars through okpa and moi moi business.
Even Calabar people are silent.

Is Akara, moi moi and okpa now a billion dollar industry in Nigeria?
Beans farmer take note, price must go up, serious demand is on its way.

On the other hand, this Akara and moi moi matter - beans matter shows that the only thing uniting Nigerians is poverty.


Remi Tinubu wherever you are, may you die in a plane crash and be buried in an empty coffin.
DSS I dey my house for Birmingham dey wait una.

Mod
Please no more Akara and moi moi beans and kuli kuli topics on nairaland for God sake, make we die dis matter asap.

BATified2023:
don't stress yourself on those hypocrite that call themselves opposition.

They know the truth but because of petty politics they ain't ready to tell the truth, imagine someone praising obi for giving people 10k but now Remi Tinubu giving vulnerable people 50k is a crime.

The funniest part is that the same people who are always quick to call people lazy for not doing anything are the same people condemning this move.

They will pride themselves as the most hard working people on earth n that they can turn anything to gold, same people are here looking down on petty trading.

Same people who will hail a boy hawking gala n malt in traffic are the same people now talking down on them

Politics will take u where u no know

It's mine ain't it?
I can sell for any price to any bidder, those that refused to sell theirs in 2023 labored in vain and are presently gnashing their teeth, meanwhile some of those that sold like context Bwala, shameless omonkey and stomach infrastructure Femi are SSA and Ambassadors today.
Just give me Akara 1k, Kuli Kuli 5hu with 2 satchets of water, that's all I am asking for.
Is it too mach?

AllBlack:
Selling it IN A GOOD PRICE 😁

Abi oo?
Those that sold theirs for gala and Malt, okpa and jellof,are they not Nigerians? Are they dead?
Me, I am selling my own for Akara and Kuli kuli.
It's mine ain't it?

AllBlack:
Go back and Listen to ORIGINAL SUFFER HEAD by FELA. He was complaining of how bread was expensive at 40kobo. How much is the smallest bread now? 1000.00 Naira is how many kobo?

Fela sing & talk taya, how much come out? what changed? If SEUN wants to sell for 25 million USD, abeg allow him sell.

The only record I want is for 2 African countries to meet at a World cup and for Argentina to play Portugal make this goat matter end once and for all.

Odewaleadesoye:
16 Records Broken So Far In The 2026 FIFA World Cup

The 2026 FIFA World Cup has already produced history. Below are 16 records that have been broken so far, covering both tournament milestones and individual achievements.

Tournament Records:
1. Most goals in a single edition with 177 goals already scored, surpassing the previous record of 172 in Qatar 2022.
2. Highest attendance in World Cup history with more than 3.6 million fans inside stadiums, breaking the record set in the United States in 1994.
3. Highest daily attendance with 281,000 spectators on June 17 across four matches.


Individual Records:
4. Lionel Messi became the highest goalscorer in World Cup history with 19 goals.
5. Lionel Messi is the first male player to feature in 6 World Cups.
6. Lionel Messi holds the record for most appearances (29) and most minutes played (2,490+).
7. Lionel Messi is the oldest player to score a hat trick at 38 years and 357 days.
8. Cristiano Ronaldo is the first male player to score in 6 different World Cups.
9. Cristiano Ronaldo has reached 25 World Cup appearances.
10. Kylian Mbappé has broken the French scoring record at the World Cup with 16 goals.
11. Kylian Mbappé has become France’s all-time top scorer with 58 goals.
12. Harry Kane has set a new record for England with 11 World Cup goals.
13. Luka Modrić at 40 years of age became the oldest player to provide an assist.
14. Luka Modrić and Ivan Perišić are the first Croatians with more than 20 World Cup starts.
15. Erling Haaland became Norway’s leading scorer at the World Cup with 4 goals.
16. Erling Haaland is the first Norwegian to score a brace in World Cup history.

The 2026 World Cup is a tournament of milestones. Established legends continue to extend their records, while younger stars are writing new chapters. The expanded format has brought more goals, more fans, and more history than ever before.

Which record do you think will still be broken before the end of the tournament?

Atiku also won Osun

AMINDA:
Except that he didn't win any state in the Southsouth. He only won 4 Yoruba states out of 17 Southern states. Even Atiku won Akwa Ibom and Bayelsa while Obi cleared the rest. What South are you talking about?

Haba bro, which subsidy again? But they have just brought back subsidy in akara and kuli kuli na?

malali:
This is exactly why Nigerians are suffering. The same government that forcefully removed subsidy and told us “market forces will work” has suddenly gone deaf and blind while marketers and refiners exploit citizens mercilessly.

They were quick to remove subsidy, a so-called “national decision.” But now that crude has crashed and consumers deserve relief, the government is nowhere to be found. No pricing committee, no regulation, just pure silence while a few people smile to the bank.USA,UAE, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, even countries we love to insult, stepped in to protect their citizens with sensible pricing when crude fell. But here? The Nigerian government looks the other way, leaving us at the mercy of greedy merchants whose only religion is “more money in our pockets.”Inflation is already choking us.

Cost of living is unbearable. Now even fuel refuses to come down. One refinery cannot hold the entire nation to ransom. Activate the pricing committee immediately. Let genuine importers compete. Protect the people you claim to serve!Enough of this selective deafness. Nigerians are not fools.

But na your Papa face dey for 1000 naira note na, why you no tell am to open fish farm for you?
Or na Papa Oseloka money dey sweet you?

HacheNoire:
Money he should have used to set up a cat fish farm.

Dude just spending on impossibilities

This your babe na akara or kuli kuli business she dey do?

Iamdbull:
Na you sabi who no fit get accommodation problem?

Local for my understanding means going spiritual, ants infestation, cats, snakes, owl or the invocation of any other wild animal.

But make them try physical first.
Stones, I go just enter bush a good distance away from that poultry, 1 hour daily of stoning on the roof of the poultry, just 5 people daily of a stone per minute per person in 1 week problem solved.
Na the poultry owner go call meeting, no be na all this Governor epp us.

You can do poultry in a residential area, just pay people to clean it and change sawdust regularly, that's all, there will be no smell at all.
I've know people who have poultry and piggery inside their compound but if them no show you, you will never know because there is absolutely no smell.
If you buy with wickedness, your change must be wickedness.

BigSaint1914:
Na by himself he go relocate
When he wake up all fowl first vanish
He go reconsider
Make them run am local
Everybody go Dey involve no time

Wtf do I care if u made ur 1st billion USD hawking toilet roll? Like wtf?
Unfortunately I don't converse with online millionaires whether dey are from Anambra or Lagos, kapisch?

demstone:
I MADE MY 1ST MILLIONS SELLING GARI AS A UNIVERSITY UNDERGRADUATE

YES !!!!!
I WOULD RADA MY CHILD SELL AKARA DAN DO FRAUD..

IF OBI HAD TOT ANAMBRARIANS DIGNITY OF LABOUR 19YRS AGO...

PERHAPS ANAMBRA WOULD NOT BE TODAY

THE CAPITAL OF FAKE DRUGS ND DRINKS

SENDING MILLIONS OF NIGERIANS TO AN EARLY GRAVE

IN D NAME OF QUICK MONEY

Has he said Amen yet?

Usmanovic95:
What's wrong in selling akara hmm? I pray one of your child will sell akara to earn a living , just say amen to that no long talk

"Let them eat cake" by Marie Antoinette is equal to "Start Akara business, roasting corn and kuli kuli doesn’t take much." by Remi Tinubu.

No try am ooo, if you try post am and u round like abobi babythug, you go collect ooo, especially from me.
There will be no shame in shaming you afterall na motivation

babythug:
I’m a bit shy 🙈😁😁😁😁

These were the main actors of the Crusades:-

Salahdin
Raynald de Châtillon
Guy of Lusignan
Balian of Ibelin

Ishilove:
Actually, it is. I don't want anyone to start spamming the thread with "plz summarize".

You really need to start Akara frying business seriously

Curious345:
Looks like content to me .. very few men got the money for DNA test. Bruv it's 400k

That was then, where Trump go see bomb to bomb anyhow again when Iran has depleted US stockpiles?

geoworldedu:
Trump was not sincere with his dealings in Nigeria at all. Now I can see that he only wanted to use his deed as a mean to some ends. How can you bomb just once and say that you ended genocide? As a matter of fact, after that bomb blasting, the terrorism grew more than ten times what we were experiencing earlier.

2nd hand phone resellers and buyers full police cell.
You go hear things like I bought it from a shop, I get receipt, I never knew they stabbed someone dead when they stole the phone.
In all this, you must forfeit the phone as the buyer and still settle Police your friend.
Reseller naim own worse cuz if he can't provide who sold the phone to him, he will have to pay through his nose depending on if the original owner of the phone dey hospital or mortuary.
If na mortuary, then you go hate Nigeria police cuz them go add gold chain, wristwatch and 2 million naira to the phone as wetin loss during the robbery.
Woe betide you, if as a reseller with a physical shop, u can't produce the person who sold that phone to you and you dey issue receipts for stolen property?

Don't buy 2nd hand phones, but if you must, insist on the original receipt and the original carton of the phone.
If the two can't be provided, better buy brand new.


Make God no allow person take im hard earned money from Akara or kuli kuli frying take buy prison.

Baronthecelebri:
Thanks man, God bless you

That's still where your brain reach.
You really think what you have up there are brains?

You lack comprehension.
We'll sound find out.

When I say NW & NE is minority. I mean in the country because of your hype towards them.
There is no other meaning you can make of the fact that you must win NW and NE to be President today in Nigeria, the only meaning you want me to understand is the meaning you harbor in your sick dark utopian fantasy and I can't see it because there are no X-rays on nairaland.
There is no hype here, no way NW & NE are a minority in Nigeria.
You know nothing about politics or elections, infact you don't even have a voters card, your politics end here on nairaland.
The opinion of 10,000 men is useless if they don't know about the subject and you are very ignorant.
Going by this statement I will not engage you further.

Oya Atiku should win NW & NE and lose other regions let's see how he will become president with their votes alone.
[b]But Atiku must win NW and NE before he can ever dream of becoming the President.
Emphasis on the word "must".
Am I one to tell you that the challenge of Obidients is to win in the NE and NW?
Can your Obi and NDC get 25% in even 2 states in the whole of NE and NW? cuz your almighty Kwankwasiya got 25% only in 1 State in NE and NW in 2023.

Buhari always won NE & NW during PDP era yet was unable to win the presidency.
To clear your doubts that NW and NE can never be minority, in 2023 Obi total was 6,100,000 votes total from 36 states and FCT.
Buhari got same 6,100,000 votes in 2015 election from only 5 states in NE and NW - Jigawa, Katsina, Kano, Katsina and Bauchi.
Only 5 states.
SE gave Buhari just 200,000 votes with no State with 25%, SS 400,000 votes with 25% in Edo, SW 2,400,000 votes with 25% in 6 states.
Do you see that the whole votes in the whole South - SE,SW and SS can't match even half the votes in only 5 States in the NW and NE?
Or are you allergic to the truth?
Let the number sink in 6,100,000 votes from only 5 states in NE and NW.
All Buhari wanted was to attain 25% of the votes in 6 states, not the numbers, NW and NE have the numbers.
Buhari only needed a bit from the minority, just a few cubes of sugar in a GP tank of water.
You need to stop thinking anticlockwise, South is the minority.
Since 1999, atleast 40% of all votes cast in any Presidential election in Nigeria comes from the NE and NW.
I repeat minimum 40% of all votes come from NE and NW and if you knew any better than making such an ignorant statement, you would know that there are 13 states in the NE and NW.

Obidients like you think that because you won Lagos and Abuja you have won the elections, that's delusional, don't ever allow the same snake to bite you twice.
Win the whole South and you will never be President of Nigeria, let all Igbos vote for Obi and he will never be President until you win in NE and NW or atleast get 25% there.[/b]


Try reason and understand before dropping your sentimental yarning.
You are the one thinking in future past tense and yarning ammonia.

Bendeco02:
That's still where your brain reach.

You lack comprehension.

When I say NW & NE is minority. I mean in the country because of your hype towards them.

Oya Atiku should win NW & NE and lose other regions let's see how he will become president with their votes alone.

Buhari always won NE & NW during PDP era yet was unable to win the presidency.

Try reason and understand before dropping your sentimental yarning.

"Go and sell akara” by Remi Tinubu is the Nigerian version of "Let them eat cake" by Marie Antoinette period.
Nigeria is paranormal.

malali:
Even if you give someone 50k Naira, It doesn't give you the right to insult them or make backhanded comments, she should apologize instead of doubling down with paid damage control media posts all over social media.

Remi Tinubu’s “advice” that Nigerian women should go and fry akara, sell roasted corn, and hawk kulikuli to survive is not just tone-deaf, it is a disgusting display of elitist detachment from the hell millions of Nigerians are living in.

This is a woman whose family lives in obscene luxury, shielded by state resources, while the masses she lectures are drowning in inflation, unemployment, and hunger caused in part by the very policies her husband champions. Telling struggling families to “go and sell akara” as a serious economic solution is not wisdom, it is mockery. Akara and kulikuli cannot pay rent. They cannot buy school books. They cannot cover hospital bills in a country where one malaria episode can wipe out a month’s earnings.

This is the height of arrogance from a First Family that has turned Nigeria into a brutal emerging caste system: them at the top in private jets and bulletproof luxury, while the rest are expected to accept petty trading as their eternal destiny. And the worst part? The sycophants standing behind her, nodding vigorously like broken puppets, clapping for crumbs. Prosperity will judge all of you. Your own children will one day sell akara and roasted corn on the streets. Your daughters will hawk kulikuli under the sun while the children of the powerful study abroad and inherit empires.

This is not leadership. This is class warfare disguised as advice. The Tinubus are not building a country, they are entrenching a new feudal order where the poor must remain grateful for crumbs while the ruling class feasts. History will remember this moment as one of the most insulting utterances ever made by a First Lady to a suffering nation.

That does not mean they will host the world cup in 2038.
Please stop lying, the USA can never be the cradle of civilization.
Even in the list of the ancient or the new wonders of the world, the USA is non existent.

The USA is a great country no doubt but this is soccer we are talking about.
The last time the US hosted a world cup was 32 years ago. Did you watch USA 94?
USA is not much on soccer, it's not about big stadiums because the biggest stadium in the world is in North Korea but about passion and love for the game.
So don't ever compare UK to USA when soccer is being talked about, UK is the cradle of soccer.
Having large airports or runways or hotels has nothing to do with soccer, the game, the local leagues, the players, the fans is what soccer is all about.

Kudos to the USA for a great tournament but the North American continent would have to wait again for Oceania, Asia, Middle East, Africa, Europe, then South America to host before it gets to the North Americans again.
I know Americans are very greedy but they gotta wait their turn, na must

RichDad1:
The USA is not just the economy capital of the world, it's the cradle of civilisation and development.
The UK will struggle to compete with Texas. Infact continental Europe will struggle to compete with the USA.
Aside, Trump and his siIIy fellows, America is a great country with no match.

I no know wetin Obidients dey smoke wey dey ginger dem to dey see white as black.
Chinua Achebe was right about his blodas.
That saying that Obidients imagine something in their head and immediately start celebrating is true especially in this instance.

You wey get brain, how did you come up with these lies? Did you imagine it?
Do you have a problem with facts? cuz I can't see how you can be throwing insults around meanwhile your argument is grossly false and the audacity to believe your lies as truth is incomprehensible.
Most of you chanting Obi up and down have never taken even 1 second to look at the electoral map in 2023 and know where Obi needs to do better to get to Aso Rock.
Na only insults and shouting una know, which has gotten SE nothing since 1999, not even gate man for Aso Rock.

Going by 2023 elections,
NE and NW votes = 9,900,000 votes
SW,SS and SE = 9,000,000 votes
NC votes = 4,300,000 votes


If you get brain, how can NW and NE be a minority in the North or even in the South?
Una dey reason sef before una click submit for nairaland?
Explain I am waiting and all insults are welcome.

https://www.nairaland.com/8673435/peter-obi-aso-rock-25

Bendeco02:
See as your brain reach.

The United North is NE & NW

PDP ruled for 16 years without wining these regions.

Without NC which don't reason like NE & NW, Core North is minority if you don't know.

Which regime is not guilty of nepotism and over politicization? GEJ or Buhari?
When Obi your Lord and Saviour was appointing Ibo men in the North as head of campaign teams in LP in 2023? Was that not nepotism?
The present one Obi is doing with NDC candidates in Johnwood hotel, wetin u go call that one. Did we hear your voice?

Don't you think it's better to hustle for 20k like you said than to move from we no dey give shishi to 2k then to gala and malt or okpa and jellof to labour in vain?

Who gats time to follow comments from a hypocrite and a lifetime lamenter like you?
Better to watch Tom and Jerry.

Tinubu is nepotistic but it's his time, wait for your own time bro, or are you scared your time won't come?
Do you want to deny now that Gods time is not the best?

Before I say Amen, I would like you to remember that the voice of man is the voice of God.
God made Tinubu President, believe it or not.
Only God can remove him, not your river of tears, auto criticisms or constant lamentations.
Obi who campaigned with religious war in 2023 in all kinds of mega and mushroom churches with dry fasting and prayer warriors still came third, yet Tinubu who used plumbers and mechanics as fake pastors and archbishops still won.
What does that tell you?
Amen

NaijaNaWaa:
I know you're doing your 20k/month job of defending failure online but I guess you realise that this rogue regime is guilty of both nepotism and over politicization. That I mentioned one without the other doesn't mean that both vices don't exist.

Meanwhile thanks for reminding me of his grand nepotism and for following my comments on Nairaland. God will save Nigeria from Tinubu like He saved it from Abacha. Say Amen...

Fry Akara with LPG @ 1.6 USD per kg?

malali:
Remi Tinubu’s “advice” that Nigerian women should go and fry akara, sell roasted corn, and hawk kulikuli to survive is not just tone-deaf, it is a disgusting display of elitist detachment from the hell millions of Nigerians are living in.

This is a woman whose family lives in obscene luxury, shielded by state resources, while the masses she lectures are drowning in inflation, unemployment, and hunger caused in part by the very policies her husband champions. Telling struggling families to “go and sell akara” as a serious economic solution is not wisdom, it is mockery. Akara and kulikuli cannot pay rent. They cannot buy school books. They cannot cover hospital bills in a country where one malaria episode can wipe out a month’s earnings.

This is the height of arrogance from a First Family that has turned Nigeria into a brutal emerging caste system: them at the top in private jets and bulletproof luxury, while the rest are expected to accept petty trading as their eternal destiny. And the worst part? The sycophants standing behind her, nodding vigorously like broken puppets, clapping for crumbs. Prosperity will judge all of you. Your own children will one day sell akara and roasted corn on the streets. Your daughters will hawk kulikuli under the sun while the children of the powerful study abroad and inherit empires.

This is not leadership. This is class warfare disguised as advice. The Tinubus are not building a country, they are entrenching a new feudal order where the poor must remain grateful for crumbs while the ruling class feasts. History will remember this moment as one of the most insulting utterances ever made by a First Lady to a suffering nation.