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But are you not part of the people calling billions as if they never counted money before?
Can you enlighten me on the alternative of chicken eggs? Are ostrich eggs a good replacement? since you said "eggs are only meant for the rich"

helinues:
The figure is exaggerated

The combination of the two party can't pass N50bn. Some times when you see the way people call billions as if they never counted money before

State election should be around N10-N20bn for serious candidate.

Are you HIV+?

RandDigital:
Someone once mentioned the words "fantastically corrupt" nation of "particular concern" 🤔🤔🤔

You come in 2 weeks before final and win, grab prizes, leave cow-ntry, no contractual obligations, no noise, live happily ever after in SA. 🇳🇬💩💩💩

Thank you for using the word "plans to" and it's all due to pressure by IMF.
Even Cameroon beside us is phasing out it's subsidy but it's a programmatic and gradual phase out.
Last time I checked a litre of fuel in Cameroon is above 2000 naira.
But the subsidy was removed gradually, with a reduction every 3-5 years.

But the fact that Cassius Clay woke up one morning and said subsidy is gone was both right and wrong.

Right because it was long overdue.
Wrong because he opposed the same in 2012 and instead of phasing it out gradually, claimed to remove it all, only to go back and start paying it partially.

Cassius Clay should have told us simply that he will be reducing 200 naira per liter on subsidy money every year of his 4 year tenure, atleast it would have been better.
But to remove all subsidy at once and devalue the currency at the same time is unacceptable and moreso especially from him who protested when it would have been less painful in 2012 to totally eliminate the cancer of fuel subsidy.

I am an Atiku supporter but his plan on subsidy return is not watertight for me. Even if he sells that NNPC scraps to the Chinese I still see his plan to fund subsidy as a way to enrich his fellow Northerners - Dangote and incoming Bua refinery.
If Atiku can tell me that OPEC is gone, I will support him with my full chest because leaving OPEC is the only way I can see the free money to fund subsidy and it's corruption without borrowing from anywhere because Buhari already mortgaged some of our future OPEC oil quotas for loans to pay subsidy.

nairalanda1:
Angola also plans to phase out subsidy by 2028.

To you na joke but na from clap dance dey start.
Pray make e no be say na hunger kill your grandma or your grandma still dey alive and you dey blow this kind joke thinking say as na faceless forum u dey anonymous, nothing do you. just knowsay u don curse yourself be that.
Karma know anonymous im address.

Sonofgod1990:
Exactly what I used to buried my grandma last year
But I bought it 270 million naira

We are not in America, Mr Man.

We don't pay for everything we do in dollars, so take that nonsense away.

Many of these projects are being paid for in Naira to indigenous contractors.

Napata77:
The infrastructural projects are standing outside your bedroom door.

Don't move around the country and see what is happening, you hear?

NIGERIA MUST BORROW MONEY OR WE DON'T DEVELOP.

That $38 billion budget is not even CLOSE to being enough to develop a country of this size.

Look at America with a similar population (320 million). Their annual budget is $8 TRILLION!

AND THEY ARE STILL BORROWING TILL TOMORROW!

Today they owe over $40 TRILLION!!

Do we even owe up to $100 billion? I doubt it.

Nigeria has to borrow. In fact we're seriously under-borrowed.

If I was Tinubu I would borrow 3 times more, let heavens fall.

My question to you is this, we are in 2026 right, what budget is Tinubu currently implementing? 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026 budget or all of the above?
If you can answer this question truthfully in your heart, then you have the answer to the question you asked.
Good morning

psalmsjob:
If President Tinubu has been paying more for fuel subsidy as most of you want to believe then can you explain how he has been sharing more money to states than all previous presidents and at the same time doing all these road projects, first of it’s kind student loan in nigeria, higher foreign reserves etc?

I guess you guys have not thought that through....if you don't have the answer then go and ask the admin in your opposition party whatsapp group and come to paste the answer they gave you here since you lack the ability for critical thinking

Wtf is OPEC?
If small Angola can leave OPEC then who is Nigeria? Is the USA or Canada a member of OPEC? Did UAE not leave OPEC a few months ago? Did heaven fall?

Subsidy must be returned, if Tinubu and APC like let dem not hear the odor.
Atiku will win just because of that statement.
Subsidy was the only support the common man was getting from Nigeria.
Shebi Tinubu said subsidy is gone, Atiku is saying he will bring it back, January no far, let's pray for long life.

My proposal for subsidy payments is to leave OPEC and its crude oil quotas, and be free to pump as much crude oil and sell at a dirt cheap price.
I think atleast 10 million barrels per day sold at a dirt cheap price to China or Singapore or India will give us excess funds to cover fuel subsidy without borrowing afterall the oil dey right under our feet.

9jawazobia:
fuel subsidy doesn’t only mean you should pay cash to subsidize, you can give dangote a subsidized crude oil that will make his production cheaper opec won’t kill us for that..we should embrace something that will favor everyone . This is not about politics every political members of all the parties in Nigeria goes to the same market if you like support evil because of stipends given to you or because of religion or race we Dey in it together.

So must you buy fuel or own a car to benefit from subsidy?
Have you thought about the lack of electricity? Do factories produce with solar or wind energy?
What about the cost of transportation?
Forget human transportation sef, just Goods, like agricultural products to be precise.
Do you eat Onions? How will Onions reach Lagos from the North? via solar powered trucks?
What about beef? How will cows reach the South? Solar powered trucks abi?
What about generators? Na solar own too?
I agree that subsidized fuel is being smuggled out of Nigeria but Fuel subsidy reaches every nook and cranny of Nigeria, from the richest to the poorest Nigerian all of them benefit from fuel subsidy.
Don't get it twisted bro, everyone benefits from fuel subsidy but not everyone uses the facilities built by the government with borrowing.
For example, the coastal highway currently being built by the FG.
More than 75% of Nigerians will never see that road except on TV.

phemray:
Yes, but massive projects everywhere can never be achieved without borrowing. Which one is better borrowing to subsidised fake petroleum products with larger % smuggled to the neighbours country or borrowing for massive development and job creation. Not everyone buy fuel that is subsidised but everyone uses the facilities built by the government with borrowing.

You are the one who is ignorant here.
Cameroon is Paul Biya's personal property, know this today.
Paul Biya was 27 years old when the country gained independence from the French in 1960 and the present country called "La Republique du Cameroun" was created by Paul Biya by Presidential decree in 1984.
Paul Biya is older than Cameroon and it's his personal property, right now Paul Biya is ruling by decree and by photo.

Skydivine:
You speak like a coward. Is the country his personal property? Why do think his family members are the only ones capable of leading?
What do you mean by succession plan? Like it’s a dynasty.

So you are the known entity?
Na your face dey for 1000 naira note abi?
Go and fry Akara

Alliswell248:
Who are you?
Unknown entity
Who made you the spokesman for us all?

Go and warm eba.
Don't put mouth for things you don't know

Help me tell her say na her brideprice dem don return to her husband so or side chick don pay groom price.
Make she choose the less painful one

Thoceen:
Person wey give your husband 1m for house rent don pass sidechick o.

Let's be guided please.

Just go google and ask who killed Esau?

Then after that you go get the name of the Books wey Abraham and Moses been dey read since before this same bible we dey read so.
Enoch, Noah, Abraham nor Moses for their time you thinksay Old testament been dey exist?
Which bible or books were they then using?
Na then you go hear of the Books wey carry the names of all the children born to Adam and Eve, even the names of the wives of Cain and Abel their sisters.

When you read these Books and compare the stories with what you find in the present Bible, you find the stories are the same but without much detail in the Bible, you then know which is original and which is Oluwole.

Ever heard the name Melchizedek?
The first immaculate conception on this earth, long before even Moses.
Melchizedek whom the present Bible will tell you he blessed Abraham and offered him bread and wine and went and then disappeared from the whole Bible.
But those books will tell you that Melchizedek was the first immaculate conception on this Earth and he was born a boy in priestly robes in the time of Noah and started praising God from the second of his birth and also corroborates the Bible story.

What about the 52 week year of perfect 364 days instructions given by God?
God made this world in equal 7 days, there was no eight day.
After day seven of week 1, you should return to counting the next day as day 1 of week 2.
But the same guys who told us the earth was flat and the earth was the center of the universe suddenly imposed a calendar that changed the calendar they were born with just for self preservation.
The Julian and Gregorian calendar does not even carry the creators real date of birth because they were born before the calendar.
Just to call the shots and be the one to inform you that Lent is this week, Easter is this day, Xmas is 25th and April fool day.
At one time, these same calendar creators were even selling salvation, collecting penance to pardon sins, fabricated purgatory from pure air and even changed the Sabbath from Saturday to Sunday.
In the old calendar, everybody knew which day was which day, for example if today is day 7 of week 23, which is a day of prayer and sacrifice, everybody knew that day 7 of week 23 was the 23rd Saturday of the year, that feast day or prayer day was always on a Saturday and could not change to a Sunday or Friday.
Except they are saying that God is a God of disorderliness.

The books I am talking about are:
The Book of Enoch
The Book of Jubilees
The Kebra Nagaste - This one na Ethiopian

On what basis did the Council of Nicea choose which books to accept and which not to?
Why discover a pile of ancient books in a cave and then decide which is true and which is false from among the same pile of books?
Don't get me started on the Gospel of Mary Magdalene or the Gospel of Judas Iscariot?
Of what use is the Book of Luke in the Bible, Luke was never an apostle of Christ and was not close to Jesus.
So how come the story of Luke is accepted in the Bible meanwhile the story of Judas was denied?
Judas whom Jesus chose personally as his treasurer, the closest to Jesus and the "disciple" Jesus loved the most?

I have read all books the Council of Nicea rejected.
GOD DEY!!!! AND IN ONLY GOD YOU SHOULD TRUST!!! WITH MAN YOU MUST CHECK!!!!
Spirituality is greater than religion.

AdegbemiroX:
Na the same Bible we dey read so?

It's called Tinubunomics - voodoo economics.
In 2015, 1000 naira was 4000 cfa
In 2026, 2500 naira is 1000 cfa
Do the maths.
I am glad because every propaganda brought forth by them is promptly debunked, they will soon tell you that you need binoculars to see Tinubu doings.
We should first and foremost be wary of their propaganda because how come "na statistics wey go chop" don suddenly start to dey chop statistics? How come?

kgr8mike:
A salary that has no real value. Goodluck's N30000 was worth $150 while Tinubu's N70000 is worth $46

If Tinubu is to pay Goodluck's minimum wage, he should be paying N225,000

Nigerians have been scammed.

A bag of cement during Goodluck's era is N1000 and with his N30000 you can afford 30 bags

But with Tinubu's N70000 at N12500/bag you can only afford 5 bags and half.

What is the meaning of the payments? You tell me.

I need contact of the dibia wey do this job I swear, that baba no work.
Total confusion and darkness, they don't even know who they are.
No forget say na Jacob personally kill Esau even after Jacob swear with im two hands locked in between im mama legs say e no go kill am but las las...

Na dis kind baba I need recommend to my principal Atiku, make e send am inside APC.

atobs4real:
You both came out of the same womb.
The blood is thicker than water happening.
Sign of love ❤❤❤❤❤❤

Gaslighting again?
I will only use African countries to compare with Nigeria so you can see how a giant turned into a snail.

Cameroon could be one out of the 10 to 15 nations cited as offering free or subsidised education.
Cameroon is comparable to Nigeria how? Population of Cameroon 30.65 million. Nigeria around 230 million. Look, find better things to do with your time.

How do you reconcile both statements from your own mouth?
How many mouths do you have?
There is no "could be" there, Cameroon university tuition fee is capped at 50,000 cfa / 90 USD per academic year and not one franc has been increased to adjust for inflation since 1990.
Cameroon is not comparable to Nigeria according to you but Cameroon can do what Nigeria cant do and yet you chalk it up to population?
What about resources? Is Cameroon richer than Nigeria?
If I begin to tell you the things ordinary Africans in Gabon, Cameroon and Equatorial Guinea enjoy it would sound like luxury to you the average Nigerian.

Central point is that the world has 195 nations and 10 to 15 offer free or subsidized University education because most nations find that financially unsustainable.

Your Central point is fake and exists only in your mind.
I can count more than 15 countries in Africa that subsidises university tuition, go and sit down.
The opinion of a 1000 persons is useless, if they know nothing about the subject matter.

Same way we used fuel, electricity and Naira subsidy to literally ruin our nation leaving the PBAT Government with a lot of work to do.


So is there not fuel, LPG, electricity, education, food, agriculture, medical subsidy in Cameroon or in Gabon?
The amount of subsidies in these countries are mind blowing.
Do you even know that there are countries in this same Africa that pay allowances to unemployed citizens?
You just sit somewhere in Ogbomosho and conclude based on nothing that your father's house is bigger than every house on Earth.


Quality higher education must be backed by decent pay for the best teachers, lecturers plus educational/research tools that are expensive.
Cheapo education is producing substandard Nigerian University graduates.

So in your mind Cameroon and Gabon there are no decent salaries for teachers and lecturers?
Could you use Google and inform yourself how much is paid to lecturers in Cameroon and in Nigeria?
It's only in Nigeria where you can enroll for a 3 year course and complete it 5 years later because of one ASUU strike or the other.
Even assistant lecturers in Cameroon earn more than lecturers in Nigeria. Google is your friend.
Should we talk about salary in the Police or the Army? In terms of salary, a student police/ cadet in Cameroon earns more than a constable, more than a Corporal and is only compared to a Sergeant in the NPF.
The minimum wage in Cameroon is 105,000 Naira.


Your civil engineer, for example, cannot even handle any major infrastructure project and foreign engineers are all across the streets of Nigeria because of superior education they paid for through loans.

Is it the fault of the electrical engineer that there is no light in Nigeria but Cameroon has electricity?
How can 250 million plus people share 4500 MW, when 30 million people are sharing 1650 MW?
Where was Nigeria when Cameroon was borrowing money to build dams?
Do you know that generator business is only profitable in Nigeria?
Do you know millions of kids have lived their lives without ever using electricity from a generator in Cameroon and Gabon? but generator wan tear my ear for 9ja, person go get 7 generators named after each day of the week.

Stop being.emotional because of dislike of Asiwaju. NELFUND is an excellent scheme and making education cost-effective across the value chain, impacting teachers and students, is crucial to producing graduates who can deliver innovative solutions for Nigeria.

You are one being emotional here.
I have not for once mentioned NELFUND but I will address it now.
NELFUND is an attempt to weaponise education, make it less affordable and forcing every family into debts.
You must be a debtor by force to be educated in Nigeria. You must be indebted to get a Bsc.
How does that sound?
Shifting responsibility from the government to the poor masses and forcing them to take a loan to study then graduate with debts and zero jobs waiting in an already destroyed economy is wickedness of the highest order.
NELFUND is an attempt to play arsonist and firefighter, nothing more nothing less.
How is Cameroon managing to give free primary education and subsidise university tuition at 90 USD per year is a question I don't think you can ever answer.
Call me agent of doom but let God grant you long life when the 1st batch of this NELFUND loan collectors graduate without jobs and start complaining, I always keep receipts and will wait for you to exhibit your inborn hypocrisy in future before I quote you then.
Same as I always remind your colleague, Helinues anytime he talks about affordability for saying "eggs is only meant for the rich" in trying to cover up his kinsman for causing galloping inflation of food items.
I am a global citizen and registered to vote in 4 countries and I know my onions, I don't just sit in Ogbomosho with a phone with internet and think I am a global citizen because I have Google and Gemini.
Right now I dey on call for BHH, tomorrow you go tell nairalanders how UK na communist state because them get NHS.

TopBanter:
Nonsense. I never said University education is not subsidized anywhere in the world. I made it clear 10 to 15 nations of the world offer free or subsidzed Uni education.

Cameroon could be one out of the 10 to 15 nations cited as offering free or subsidised education.

Central point is that the world has 195 nations and 10 to 15 offer free or subsidized University education because most nations find that financially unsustainable.

Same way we used fuel, electricity and Naira subsidy to literally ruin our nation leaving the PBAT Government with a lot of work to do.

Quality higher education must be backed by decent pay for the best teachers, lecturers plus educational/research tools that are expensive.

Cheapo education is producing substandard Nigerian University graduates.

Your civil engineer, for example, cannot even handle any major infrastructure project and foreign engineers are all across the streets of Nigeria because of superior education they paid for through loans.

Stop being.emotional because of dislike of Asiwaju. NELFUND is an excellent scheme and making education cost-effective across the value chain, impacting teachers and students, is crucial to producing graduates who can deliver innovative solutions for Nigeria.

So you who has lived in Yorubaland with your placenta buried in the South West, are you saying that Igbo culture is greater than Yoruba culture?
Me I dey chop statistics. where did you get your statistics from?
Archeology? artifacts? Old Great African empires?
Historical Trans Saharan and Transatlantic trade? How, where and when?
Are you sure charcoal pot is not calling kettle black with you also making conclusions based on hearsay?

agadez007:
The thread may not pass one page because they are disappointed Ita not from the South East
I saw one Igbo girl tiktoker live where she was praising the Yoriba culture snd denigrating Igbo culture,it made me laugh,this girl probably have never been to the South west nor lived anywhere near the Yoriba land,she was making her conclusion based on hearsay

Professional gaslighter, upgrade to rechargeable type pls, I for wonder if u no shift goal posts.

What happens to your question that university tuition is not subsidized anywhere in the world?
And your audacity to scream fact check me like a low budget Reno?
The answer to fact checking your lie is now "So"?

Typical market women banter
"You will never outgrow the person you tell yourself you are" from your thoughts, intention, words and action.
The worst form of deception is self deception afterall full hands can't grab new things.

TopBanter:
So? Cameroon is comparable to Nigeria how? Population of Cameroon 30.65 million. Nigeria around 230 million. Look, find better things to do with your time.

In 2015,
1000 Naira was 4000 xaf
In 2026,
1000 xaf is 2500 Naira

Only Newtons hidden law of motion can explain this gymnastics.

Samuels90:
As at 2023 when I went to Cotonou, their sefa was better than the Naira. If you take Naira to that country now, you will be angry because you cannot do much with it.

So it was one of the “Gods” named ALALU from the Planet of Nibiru that wrote this book?
He named himself ALALU and named his Planet Nibiru? Interesting.
Let me first rush and check calendar to confirm if today is your birthday? I mean April 1st

Saturnalia:
No! Snakes have always been around even before Man was created.

When the Gods who created Man (Homo Sapiens) landed on Earth (for the first time) from their home Planet of Nibiru, one of the “Gods” named ALALU saw a snake in a pool of river when he was testing the waters for Gold, and he killed the Snake with his “Laser & Electromagnetic Gun, without even knowing what it was.

This incident happened long before the people who fabricated religion, and the biblical story of Jesus, the Garden of Eden, Adam & Eve and the Serpent were born.

The answer you seek is in the attached book below.

I have told you to change your moniker.
Your banter is not top.

I am here to fact check you.

I am not going overseas, since 1990, public university tuition fee in small Cameroon is capped at less than 90 USD per academic year which is 50,000 cfa.
Fact check me and tell me if I am lying.
How would you understand what you don't know?

TopBanter:
Scholarship how? The model is not sustainable. You must think Nigeria has a bottomless pit of money.

Of the 195 nations of the world far richer and more stable than Nigeria, only 10 to 15 offer free or subsidized University education out of 195 and they are mainly very wealthy nations. Fact check me on that.

You guys should try and evolve your minds and stop talking out of blanket hatred of certain leaders. NELFUND is a fantastic scheme.

Students will begin paying back when they graduate and gain employment. The money is recycled and used for other incoming student.

Nigeria is not a communist nation. I can't even understand how anyone would suggest scholarship for University education in this day and age for every student.

When we go ask you to explain this lie, u go start balablu foaming at the mouth with rechargeable gaslighter.
Ok, how would US have been speaking French?
Let me just remind you before you shift goal posts that 2 of my daughters were born in the USA.
So you can't teach even my dog Guinness US history.

The Louisiana purchase from France was made when the US was already independent, same like the Alaska purchase from Russia.

Who did you think the USA won it's independence from, the French or the English?
How did England help the USA against the French? When? Where?

You lie just to sound intelligent and feel good, how hollow you are indeed and deep inside you, you know it.
Beware because you will never outgrow the person you tell yourself you are and it starts from thoughts, words, actions.
Mental poverty is the worst form of poverty.
I swear, the only thing stopping you from eating 3 square meals a day is a change of mindset.
You need formatting

Flangelo12:
Without England, US would have been speaking French.

No man is an Island, and Trump would make Americans understand it.

I have absolutely no RIP to waste for Benue people.
I am even angry because it's only 30 people.
Call me heartless all you want but I would have celebrated with a bottle of Baileys if 300+ people had been massacred in Benue.
Afterall Benue people love Muslim Muslim ticket, so what's my concern?
Tinubu won Benue state and also won in the North Central zone, so lets not deceive each other. Whatever massacre is happening there should be increased to the maximum.
So when 2027 arrives, they themselves would decide their destiny with their PVC.
I no get RIP to spare for Plateau or Benue state or the whole North Central, they are getting exactly what they deserve.
When person bite your buttocks and the person no fear shit, you no suppose fear catarrh to bite the person nose.

jnrbayano:
Only way Tinubu returns for 2nd term is by rigging.

Even his most loyal supporters know this.

Hypocrisy is that you?
Never knew a day would come when APC urchins would celebrate a Muslim Christian ticket.
New political lessons will be learnt in Nigeria in 2027.

The era of state sponsored bigotry, religious extremism and targeted violence is over.
What about the era of federal sponsored bigotry, religious extremism and targeted violence?

seunmsg:
Congratulations to the good people of southern Kaduna both Christian and Muslims. The era of state sponsored bigotry, religious extremism and targeted violence is over.

Governor Uba Sani has undone the last of the evil legacy of Mallam Nasir El-Rufai. Going forward, a peaceful, United and prosperous Kaduna is what we are going to see. God bless the good people of Kaduna State.

You mean Mr. Where are the cows? Or is Evans a herdsman? Or there is no light at airport and I will spend just 10 minutes?
Who exactly is not joking with bandits?
The bandit killings under Buhari 1st 3 years and Tinubu 1st 3 years, which is greater?

Parachoko:
Sahara reporter is owned by Asiwaju opponent in the Presidential Election. They are not neutral


Asiwaju is not joking with Fulani Bandits. He condemned the killing and gave an order for the killers to be hunted down

Muslim don dey answer Sunday for your village?
Sunday is his baptismal name.
If you doubt am, tell me Yaradua, Shagari, IBB, Balewa, Dangote, Buhari, Tinubu or Atiku baptismal name.
I am waiting.

keemsleek:
He's not a Christian. Allah is the Arabic word for God. Arabic-speaking Muslims use "Allah" to refer to the one God.
Arabic-speaking Christians and Jews also use the word "Allah" when speaking or reading the Bible in Arabic. It is the standard Arabic word for God.
The word comes from Arabic and is generally understood as a contraction of al-ilāh, meaning "the God."

How will he tell you when you are so focused on your job of man to man marking of Obi and zonal marking of Obidients?

YouandiAllofus:
Sowore has not come out to tell us what he will do differently as president better than Tinubu but yet he wants Nigerians to support his baseless and presumptuous agenda. This is 2026. Not 2023.

You sure say the population for your village reach 27k?
If you stand for election today, you sure say you fit pull even 0.1% of 27k votes? Cuz even your Senior - City boy movement coordinator - Pascal only got 14 votes ooo.
Sorry, I don forget to ask where you go first take money buy nomination form? from Akara business?
First buy form for local chapter for Akara union make we see.

TopBanter:
Lol. Sowore that polled 27k votes or so in the last election? Do Nairalanders praising and supporting the clown not understand what that pathetic vote count means.

I.e the brutal fact that sane, reasonable and progressive Nigerians do not rate him at all as a leader?

Let him keep acting like a student union activist approaching 60. It is is why only 0.1% of Nigerians rate him as a political leader.

These PP bags are produced locally in Nigeria.
Anybody importing such bags into Nigeria is operating at a 5000% loss.
Who told you a Nigerian can't produce it?
The one Sowore is holding was it produced in China?
If Sowore wants even 1 million pieces of this bag with Tinubu must go printed on it, tell him to send me an email.
My brother get factory for Kano wey dey produce PP bags all sizes from Sacks and motors size market bag (banko) to L8-9 100 kg size.
Tinubu must go!!!!
Tinubu must go bag no concern DSS in anyway.

Validated:
A brand of Ghana Must Go. He should get a Chinese company to produce them as no Nigerian company will dare produce that.
Even when produced outside, NiveCustoms will sieze them at the port as Contraband goods