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So you who has lived in Yorubaland with your placenta buried in the South West, are you saying that Igbo culture is greater than Yoruba culture?
Me I dey chop statistics. where did you get your statistics from?
Archeology? artifacts? Old Great African empires?
Historical Trans Saharan and Transatlantic trade? How, where and when?
Are you sure charcoal pot is not calling kettle black with you also making conclusions based on hearsay?

agadez007:
The thread may not pass one page because they are disappointed Ita not from the South East
I saw one Igbo girl tiktoker live where she was praising the Yoriba culture snd denigrating Igbo culture,it made me laugh,this girl probably have never been to the South west nor lived anywhere near the Yoriba land,she was making her conclusion based on hearsay

Professional gaslighter, upgrade to rechargeable type pls, I for wonder if u no shift goal posts.

What happens to your question that university tuition is not subsidized anywhere in the world?
And your audacity to scream fact check me like a low budget Reno?
The answer to fact checking your lie is now "So"?

Typical market women banter
"You will never outgrow the person you tell yourself you are" from your thoughts, intention, words and action.
The worst form of deception is self deception afterall full hands can't grab new things.

TopBanter:
So? Cameroon is comparable to Nigeria how? Population of Cameroon 30.65 million. Nigeria around 230 million. Look, find better things to do with your time.

In 2015,
1000 Naira was 4000 xaf
In 2026,
1000 xaf is 2500 Naira

Only Newtons hidden law of motion can explain this gymnastics.

Samuels90:
As at 2023 when I went to Cotonou, their sefa was better than the Naira. If you take Naira to that country now, you will be angry because you cannot do much with it.

So it was one of the “Gods” named ALALU from the Planet of Nibiru that wrote this book?
He named himself ALALU and named his Planet Nibiru? Interesting.
Let me first rush and check calendar to confirm if today is your birthday? I mean April 1st

Saturnalia:
No! Snakes have always been around even before Man was created.

When the Gods who created Man (Homo Sapiens) landed on Earth (for the first time) from their home Planet of Nibiru, one of the “Gods” named ALALU saw a snake in a pool of river when he was testing the waters for Gold, and he killed the Snake with his “Laser & Electromagnetic Gun, without even knowing what it was.

This incident happened long before the people who fabricated religion, and the biblical story of Jesus, the Garden of Eden, Adam & Eve and the Serpent were born.

The answer you seek is in the attached book below.

I have told you to change your moniker.
Your banter is not top.

I am here to fact check you.

I am not going overseas, since 1990, public university tuition fee in small Cameroon is capped at less than 90 USD per academic year which is 50,000 cfa.
Fact check me and tell me if I am lying.
How would you understand what you don't know?

TopBanter:
Scholarship how? The model is not sustainable. You must think Nigeria has a bottomless pit of money.

Of the 195 nations of the world far richer and more stable than Nigeria, only 10 to 15 offer free or subsidized University education out of 195 and they are mainly very wealthy nations. Fact check me on that.

You guys should try and evolve your minds and stop talking out of blanket hatred of certain leaders. NELFUND is a fantastic scheme.

Students will begin paying back when they graduate and gain employment. The money is recycled and used for other incoming student.

Nigeria is not a communist nation. I can't even understand how anyone would suggest scholarship for University education in this day and age for every student.

When we go ask you to explain this lie, u go start balablu foaming at the mouth with rechargeable gaslighter.
Ok, how would US have been speaking French?
Let me just remind you before you shift goal posts that 2 of my daughters were born in the USA.
So you can't teach even my dog Guinness US history.

The Louisiana purchase from France was made when the US was already independent, same like the Alaska purchase from Russia.

Who did you think the USA won it's independence from, the French or the English?
How did England help the USA against the French? When? Where?

You lie just to sound intelligent and feel good, how hollow you are indeed and deep inside you, you know it.
Beware because you will never outgrow the person you tell yourself you are and it starts from thoughts, words, actions.
Mental poverty is the worst form of poverty.
I swear, the only thing stopping you from eating 3 square meals a day is a change of mindset.
You need formatting

Flangelo12:
Without England, US would have been speaking French.

No man is an Island, and Trump would make Americans understand it.

I have absolutely no RIP to waste for Benue people.
I am even angry because it's only 30 people.
Call me heartless all you want but I would have celebrated with a bottle of Baileys if 300+ people had been massacred in Benue.
Afterall Benue people love Muslim Muslim ticket, so what's my concern?
Tinubu won Benue state and also won in the North Central zone, so lets not deceive each other. Whatever massacre is happening there should be increased to the maximum.
So when 2027 arrives, they themselves would decide their destiny with their PVC.
I no get RIP to spare for Plateau or Benue state or the whole North Central, they are getting exactly what they deserve.
When person bite your buttocks and the person no fear shit, you no suppose fear catarrh to bite the person nose.

jnrbayano:
Only way Tinubu returns for 2nd term is by rigging.

Even his most loyal supporters know this.

Hypocrisy is that you?
Never knew a day would come when APC urchins would celebrate a Muslim Christian ticket.
New political lessons will be learnt in Nigeria in 2027.

The era of state sponsored bigotry, religious extremism and targeted violence is over.
What about the era of federal sponsored bigotry, religious extremism and targeted violence?

seunmsg:
Congratulations to the good people of southern Kaduna both Christian and Muslims. The era of state sponsored bigotry, religious extremism and targeted violence is over.

Governor Uba Sani has undone the last of the evil legacy of Mallam Nasir El-Rufai. Going forward, a peaceful, United and prosperous Kaduna is what we are going to see. God bless the good people of Kaduna State.

You mean Mr. Where are the cows? Or is Evans a herdsman? Or there is no light at airport and I will spend just 10 minutes?
Who exactly is not joking with bandits?
The bandit killings under Buhari 1st 3 years and Tinubu 1st 3 years, which is greater?

Parachoko:
Sahara reporter is owned by Asiwaju opponent in the Presidential Election. They are not neutral


Asiwaju is not joking with Fulani Bandits. He condemned the killing and gave an order for the killers to be hunted down

Muslim don dey answer Sunday for your village?
Sunday is his baptismal name.
If you doubt am, tell me Yaradua, Shagari, IBB, Balewa, Dangote, Buhari, Tinubu or Atiku baptismal name.
I am waiting.

keemsleek:
He's not a Christian. Allah is the Arabic word for God. Arabic-speaking Muslims use "Allah" to refer to the one God.
Arabic-speaking Christians and Jews also use the word "Allah" when speaking or reading the Bible in Arabic. It is the standard Arabic word for God.
The word comes from Arabic and is generally understood as a contraction of al-ilāh, meaning "the God."

How will he tell you when you are so focused on your job of man to man marking of Obi and zonal marking of Obidients?

YouandiAllofus:
Sowore has not come out to tell us what he will do differently as president better than Tinubu but yet he wants Nigerians to support his baseless and presumptuous agenda. This is 2026. Not 2023.

You sure say the population for your village reach 27k?
If you stand for election today, you sure say you fit pull even 0.1% of 27k votes? Cuz even your Senior - City boy movement coordinator - Pascal only got 14 votes ooo.
Sorry, I don forget to ask where you go first take money buy nomination form? from Akara business?
First buy form for local chapter for Akara union make we see.

TopBanter:
Lol. Sowore that polled 27k votes or so in the last election? Do Nairalanders praising and supporting the clown not understand what that pathetic vote count means.

I.e the brutal fact that sane, reasonable and progressive Nigerians do not rate him at all as a leader?

Let him keep acting like a student union activist approaching 60. It is is why only 0.1% of Nigerians rate him as a political leader.

These PP bags are produced locally in Nigeria.
Anybody importing such bags into Nigeria is operating at a 5000% loss.
Who told you a Nigerian can't produce it?
The one Sowore is holding was it produced in China?
If Sowore wants even 1 million pieces of this bag with Tinubu must go printed on it, tell him to send me an email.
My brother get factory for Kano wey dey produce PP bags all sizes from Sacks and motors size market bag (banko) to L8-9 100 kg size.
Tinubu must go!!!!
Tinubu must go bag no concern DSS in anyway.

Validated:
A brand of Ghana Must Go. He should get a Chinese company to produce them as no Nigerian company will dare produce that.
Even when produced outside, NiveCustoms will sieze them at the port as Contraband goods

U know, anytime I see this your moniker, old cargo like me dey remember one of your topics about what we like in the opposite sex.
Remember that your topic?, e don tey like maybe over 5 years ago.
God suppose read that your topic before when next he wan create human being.

dollyjoy:
Please go for medical check up. There’s nothing cool about lasting for 2mins

Them wan create another traveling wave for China, chop travel agent commission, abandon you for there.
China and Hong Kong wey don cast since 15-20 years ago, wey dem deport nearly all Nigerians, Congolese, Ivorians and Cameroonians, after same thing happened in South Korea.
U don forget when South Korea visa bin dey hot, when Nkechi that Igbo girl been dey work for South Korea embassy for 9ja?
Nigerians get very short memory.
For 2008, them sentence Nwakanwa1 from my street to 300 years imprisonment for China, e no kill person ooo, na black dollars im dey do.
The judge even write for him sentence say wetin dey that guy head, then no suppose allow am to share with anybody and e no suppose mix with an English speaker or African for prison and absolutely no contact with laptop.

5 years from now, someone will be say the same thing about Phillipines, Malaysia and Thailand wey don cast since Hushpuppi time wey dem dey run kidney for Malaysia.
10 years from now, na UAE Dem go bring back forgetting say to see Nigerian right now for UAE dey like to find righteous man for hellfire.

rafcrown:
I pray that they will not spoil China with what thay are doing in the UK,USA etc.
Chiness are intelligent people that will not allow you to ruin their country with your bad habits.God so good they have ways of writing that you cannot easily understand.

Image123 aka APC Joseph Yobo
Gbaja mess still dey smell ooo


The letter that was written to the Treasury for us to give the administrative code was responded to by the State House. Unfortunately, as events unfolded, it was discovered that the letter did not reach the State House. It was [b]hijacked. Precisely by the same man who claimed to be the DG.[/b]


Care to explain to us how hijackers hijacked a letter the Treasury wrote to the State House?
Remember that Adeyemi PFIPC office is in the Federal secretariat and the State House is Aso Rock, two different locations.
So how did Adeyemi hijack a letter from inside the Presidency?


The police further confirmed receiving a petition dated October 17, 2025, from the Office of the Chief of Staff to the President.
According to the police, the petition alleged that Adeyemi used the purported office to obtain accommodation within the Federal Secretariat, sought approval to recruit about 300 personnel, attempted to secure a N1.3 billion allocation in the 2026 Appropriation Act and planned to organise a World Investment Summit through the non-existent agency.


Budget submission only began in December 2025.
So how did the Police and Gbaja know in 2025 October that Adeyemi attempted to secure a 1.3 billion allocation in the 2026 Appropriation Act even when budget submission only began in December 2025 with deliberations and vote in March 2026.
Does this sound familiar to attending a school even before it was created?
Why would the Police attest to knowing in October 2025, what happened in December 2025 or March 2026?
Except Nigeria Police don dey see future.

You really need Jesus
Use that your gramophone and go to any junction in your area and start campaigning for Tinubu or APC.
If your body no swell pass 12 loaves of bread, change my name.
Dey like tithes and offering wey u dey chop don dey make eye dey pain u.

youneedjesus:
It's not just about Tinubu. Looks more like someone is using the opportunity to settle old scores

It would be unwise of you to assume the North knows their turn or are willing to wait because facts state otherwise.

If you check am well, you go see say North dey hurry sef pass South!!!!! North no want wait!!!!
Remember the 2024 #End Bad Governance protests?
Care to refresh your memory on how many people were killed in Jigawa, Borno, Niger, Kano, Kaduna, Katsina, Abuja? Or these areas no be North?
How many people where killed in the whole South in this same protest? Less than zero?
Also remember that Northerners still wanted to continue even after Buhari?
Remember 2023 APC primaries and the candidates? Yahya Bello? Ahmed Lawan and ors? Buhari body odour? APC then chairman? Then remember Atiku, Kwankwaso and ors?

Get ready your PVC, we are going to vote twice for President in 2027.

1st round January 2027
1.Atiku or Obi highest number of votes
2. Tinubu 25% in 24 states
3. Atiku or Obi 3rd highest number of votes

2nd round in March 2027 Tinubu vs Atiku or Obi
Rise of Atiku or Obi as kingmaker in 2nd round
1. WINNER!!!! based on 2 things:

1. Atiku deciding whether to pitch tent with Obi who can still do 8 years with a dangerous Kwankwaso in reserve or commiting Tinubu to swear by Koran to make him APC 2031 Presidential candidate, same APC of which he is a founding member.
Whatever choice Atiku makes, still depends on whether Atikulators like me would support that choice with "my" PVC.

2. Obi deciding whether to pitch tent with his leader Atiku, who can promise him a VP slot in 2035 or Obi standing by his principles of power rotation from North to South and having to support Tinubu to complete the Southern turn.
Whatever choice Obi makes, still depends on whether Obidients would support his choice with their PVC.


New political lessons will be learnt in 2027, this time around the moral of the story would be self betrayal when Tinubu wins.

DickenClarq:
This is just the beginning.

As I wrote previously, No one should depend on Kwankwaso to give NDC tangible vote. Even in Kano he have no power again. His influence expired after 2023 election.

The North knows that their turn is in 2031 so they will patiently wait another 4years.

This is so sad but we have to accept reality of another 4 years of Tinubu shege banza pro max.



May God help us

No wahala

PlasmaTV:
🤣🤣🤣
Abeg bring small crayfish for me when next you're in UK o. I've never used Airpeace internationally. I thought they said Airpeace is like flying on heaven's plane.

I agree with your points. I appreciate the extra luggage that rwandair offers though I've never used it. Wetin I wan carry?

Na so my guy, run ya Rwandair quietly.
Make sure you don't carry anything from 9ja for anybody in UK and ensure you seal your items and pack your luggage by yourself.
Nothing do you, carry go

Lawalemi:
Thanks my guy o. Na flex i just wan go flex abeg.

Where i dey hurry go sef when I don sleep for hold up between Lagos and Warri before. Moreso cash no too dey to waste sef

I know see cultism OT for there, abi that one no be language?
Call me Babylon, flying over the deck to give Obama shawarma, no be so Sabinus dey talk am?

Below par compared to AirPeace or AirNigeria?
Rwandair is not only cheaper but also allows you to carry 3 luggage of 23kg plus hand luggage for free.
Which other airline can do that?
The 3 luggage of 23 kg thus 69 kg total means a lot to those of us with large families abroad.
Leaving aside dried spices and vegetables, honey, crayfish and mangala wey I carry, I still carry two fully dried goats, kilishi and ponmo enter UK, I even pay extra 100$ for the 4th luggage.
U want make my aunties swear for me?
No airline fit cheap pass Rwandair for travel go UK from Africa with luggage.

Na UK OP dey go, no be heaven plus na im first time, make im use Rwandair Air cuz e cheap and go allow am enough luggage for carry naija goodies go share.
Abeg free the OP, if OP too know im no for come online come ask this kind question, if for just go buy ticket from Swissair.

PlasmaTV:
Rwanda is an amazing country. Though I won't choose their airline (flew it once. Decent but below par), the country and hospital is very okay. Rwandair is cheaper than Emirates and other airlines sha.

Nigeria has an incredibly long way to go. Incredibly long.

You get am correct, the calculation wey dey up North na to scatter formation.
Na your mind dey deceive you say your kinsman still get 4 years.
You no suppose to dey dream inside dream.
If you check am well, you go see say North dey hurry sef pass South!!!!! North no want wait!!!!
Remember the 2024 #End Bad Governance protests?
Care to refresh your memory on how many people were killed in Jigawa, Borno, Niger, Kano, Kaduna, Katsina, Abuja? Or these areas no be North?
Put your ear down, u go hear the odor.
I dey give you facts, I no dey invent anything, if u wan bet go polymarket.

Bobodee09:
9

So you think the north will be foolish to scatter formation when they just need to wait another 4yrs....lol

See make una put your money were your mouth is...200k bet no be by cho cho cho.

Last September I travelled back to the UK after holidays with Rwanda Air, around 650gbp roundtrip and they allow you 23kg x3 luggages.
I specifically chose Rwanda Air cuz of the luggage I had to carry back, from dried meat to kpomo to Mangala to honey to garri.
Try Rwanda Air, you'll thank me later, also we were delayed in Kigali and our flight was rescheduled for the next day, they stamped us entry and transported us to Marriott hotel for the night, free lodging, drinks, food until we departed the next day, all free of charge.
I was silently cursing Nigeria the whole day.
Air Nigeria I mean

Lawalemi:
Oh, grateful. I plan the travel for late September.

I'll check out the two airlines as advised.

Desperate times require desperate measures.
Has a drug dealer ever been President in Nigeria's history?

WhizdomXX:
I am not. Just encouraging your illusions of a runoff that has never occured in Nigeria's history.

Are you not still right now horse wishing it ain't so?

WhizdomXX:
U
If wishes were horses. Hope you people have your voters card to force it to a second round. Registration ends today cvr.inecnigeria.org

For me to believe these your hallucinations, means I must believe the Turaki led PDP has uploaded GEJ name on INEC as a candidate and boy o boy they didn't.
There is no way except in your occiput where GEJ can be a candidate in the 2027 elections.
If this is true, what it means is that saying that "Obidients imagine a scenario in their head and suddenly start celebrating is true"
See how you are gyrating over your own mixed up neurons.

spiSeyi:
The problem Tinubu will face is the North and I can tell you for free that it's either Atiku or GEJ that can get that and that's why PO will be distant 3rd this time. GEJ on the ballot means 50/50 North 80% SS 50/50 SE and because he is unpopular in the SW he can still get up to 40%. If anyone will win by a land slide it should be GEJ because a lot of Nigeria felt that they have betrayed him and have realized that he is miles ahead of PBAT and no one will want to repeat 2014 mistake by gambling on PO that's yet to be tested

Make I cast you the update, go polymarket go bet if you like.

That Northern electoral well that Tinubu draws votes from in elections will be used by everyone in 2027 and with the temperature of Nigeria now in terms of poverty and insecurity, I don't think you would find anyone outside the SW who would prefer not to vote a zebra into power than allow Tinubu stay there.

Obidients don finally understand where the electoral well for Nigeria dey and the OK ticket only needs to be competitive in the North to win the election based on their margin of loss in the SW and winning margin in the SS and SE.

Atiku on the other hand is running a purely Northern campaign to take the majority votes from 15 million votes in NE,NW and NC.
With the crowded field in the South, Southern votes will be heavily divided, an Atiku with 3 million votes above every candidate from the North is a very dangerous Atiku as he will get the highest votes in the whole election and drag the election to a second round.
An Atiku with 3 million Northern votes ahead of every candidate can't be overtaken by any candidate from the crowded Southern field, as it's also impossible for Atiku to get zero votes from the South.
By the way Atiku knows he can't win outright, he can't get 25% in 24 states, all his permutations are on the Northern votes and the highest number of votes to drag the election to a 2nd round.

Tinubu miscalculation
Bushmeat go finally catch hunter when Wike go outplay himself use court deregister either ADC or NDC.
This particular error go cause NDC/ADC to collapse into themselves and ignite the AtikuObi coalition wey go make your kinsman OTP before election day.
In this instance, there will be no 2nd round election, this same INEC go announce Tinubu defeat before 6pm on election day.
Go polymarket!!!

Bobodee09:
If we say make una put money were yout mouth is.
...una go run.

Tinubu will win easily come jan 2027....200k bet on that...are you in??

You are a real Obidient.
The upper iweka type of Obidients.
I've been looking for your species all morning.
Happy Sunday and you just showed that Southern unity is not dead and we must respect the North South rotation agreement as declared by Obi himself, South under Tinubu must finish 8 years.

delkuf:
And you are using atiku to compare with obi abi. Do you knw how dislike atiku. I would rather vote for tinubu than to vote for atiku

Coming from you who is dreaming inside a dream?

Omenlon:
it's not a bad thing to dream, keep dreaming.